>You're a girl >A nice young man brings you this and

'sorry, I don't date white guys'

>>74941820
Fak off bydlo

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>>74941834
>the young man suddenly takes this dish from behind his back where he was hiding it
>"p-please, I really like you"

>>74941820
ask him how much money he has

>>74941870
I don't date men with autism

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>>74941848
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>>74941901
Is t-there even a way a good Polish lad can get a foreign gf? I'm out of ideas.

show him my benis (feminine)

>>74941820
Mhhhh, tortellini es uma delícia.

Eat it withouth saying anything

>>74941820
Not a grill but I'd be your friend if you gave me those pierogis.

N-none of my other friends have ever cooked me anything

>>74941921
Be a "bad" lad that's way more attractive

>>74941820
sorry anon, you're cute but I don't like chinese food,

>>74941921
Go to Chicago and pick up a chick there.

>>74941921
Be a young billionaire ceo helicopter pilot into kinky shit

>>74941820
Ask him if vodka is Russian or Polish invention

>>74941820
check my fortune cookie and shitpost on forchin

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what about girl (male)?

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>>74941972
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>>74942015
I'm a "giver" and I'm good at a lot of things women love but I just don't know how to be bad.

I just want a gf to be happy with, I thought that pierogi might get me one when I'm at some other country.

>>74942046
no but i'd a boy (female)

>>74942020
I was but I didn't have the chance. I was there just 2 days and only a black girl seemed to like me.

>>74942080
Mexicans dig polish guys as well. There's a lot of little half breeds walking around with polish surnames

>>74942155
Are the women hot though..

>These are the ugliest flowers Ive been given

>>74945402
Made with love though ;_;

Freedom for pierogi!

>>74941921
No lol. Even niggers are more popular.

>>74941870
neat

>>74941820
Are those agnolotis or some weird slav food copied from italians?

>>74942052
dont listen to the bad guy memes
just bee urslf is unironically the superior one

>>74941820
That's not a bowl of eggs..

>>74942052
>it's a retard thinks women love pussywhipped servants episode

>>74942052
You're doing it completely wrong though, going up to some random girl with food is creepy as fuck. At least in the US most women would be suspicious it's laced with something, unless you're some 10/10 Chad and even then they'd likely politely refuse it.

First you go up the girl, talk to her, get to know her, ask her out to a neutral place. If you're at a coffee shop maybe get her a coffee. Again, in the US at least, Cooking for someone is a somewhat intimate step in a relationship.

>>74942052
Unironically, cooking skills are one of the features that make a big difference in the eyes of girl. And pierogi are damn hard to make.

>>74952072
>women nowadays are so useless it's the dude who should cook everything

then the fuck do we need the women for? They don't do anything.

wtf your ravioli have autism

>>74941820
>eat it
>laugh at his small dick
>get fucked by a BBC

>>74941870
Hmm, I love a good Chicago pizza

>>74952302
Pussy tastes and feels nice

>>74952302
I think you just described how the history of monastery started :)

Let me explain something to you, it will be a hard red pill to swallow but it's better for you to face reality rather than stay in the Matrix

POLISH MEN ARE THE LEAST DESIRABLE MEN IN THE WORLD

IN

THE

FUCKING

WORLD

let me explain to you why
>too poor to be worshipped by spics and gooks like the westerners are
>not exotic enough to be desired by white women
being a Slav is a shitshow in general
>neonazis are butthurt at you because you're not white
>antifags are butthurt at you because ''hurr they let only whites into their countries!''
>slavic men are not white
>slavic women totally are
>if they are hot
Slavic men are the least priviliged men in the world even niggers get more benefits from their manhood because le BBC meme, westerners as I said are pretty much gods and they can spit on a spic and he will catch the spit in his mouth and thank him for it, asian ''men'' can be fetishized by weebs and k-pop loving girls but slavic ones? There is no niche for slavic men.

Slavic men live only to suffer so get used to it Wojtek because the ride never ends.

>>74941820
nyet

>>74942046
I'd suck that boypussy and the eat the pierogis

>>74952709
I love slav qtboys, too bad I'm huezilian...

>>74953266
Post tits.

>>74953390
Fuck you, Yuri, I'm male

>>74941820
fuck off with your Polish dogshit

>>74941820
Why didn't you fry these pastéis?

>>74953500
Then fuck off homo.

>>74953578
Why the fuck do you think you're cute? Fuck you, little bitch

>>74941820
Kill him because theyre not production quality and equally sized

georgian girl not impressed with slav cuisine desu

>>74953910
Aren't georgians slavs?

Also, why the fuck being a girl would make any difference in your taste for food?

>>74954058
he said imagine you're a girl
and also wtf we aren't slavs

>>74954058
No you retard, georgia is in the caucasus and doesn't even speak a slavic language

>>74954116
>he said imagine you're a girl
...
>>74954165
Brazil is in South America and we have a shit ton of slavs...

>>74954525
the op said imagine you're a girl so in this case im a girl
also what? if slavs are in brazil that makes brazil slavic?lmao

>>74954595
>the op said imagine you're a girl so in this case im a girl
Ok, I don't even bother

>if slavs are in brazil that makes brazil slavic?
Nope, I think they must be about less than 1% of population, but we wasn't ever a part of the russian empire or the Soviet Union

I'm sorry I asked you about being slav, didn't mean to hurt your feelings, bitch