America was the jock of high school in the 80s. Everyone wanted to be him, everyone wanted to be friends with him, be near him, just whatever. He was popular, healthy, friendly. Now high school's over and he is a fat failure and works at McDonald's. He can't afford health care, he has a drug problem and is depressed. Poor America.
It's funny because it's true.
It's funny because it's true
>Americans microwave their trenchcoats
It's funny because it's true
It's funny because it's true
It's funny because it's true
It's funny because it's true
It wouldn't be funny if it was false
>>74922139
Is this a meme i haven't heard of?
>>74923277
how new are you? everyone knows americans get shot while wearing shoes indoors
>>74923333
I thought they got shot at the hospital while tipping
Fuck off you eurocommies, america is an amazing place.
>>74925077
>america is an amazing place.
Yes it truly is..