You're required to go to war to defend a country that isn't

>>74902580
Antartica?

>>74902580
Probably just shoot myself as soon as they hand me a gun. My plan for if they ever bring back the draft.

>>74902580
It depends who`s on the offensive desu.

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Estonia

panama

Italy
Based ally and they always win

With Finns you win.

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>>74902580
Israel.

>>74902580
Finland

any country that has american troops on their soil
I've always wanted to blow some american legs offs with hand crafted IED's

France

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Netherlands - mainly Holland. Runner up - jolly o'l England.

Canada I guess. They're like our retarded cousin so I wouldn't mind defending them.

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KONUNGARIKET SVERIGE

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>>74903546

>>74902580
None. Why would I want to put my life in danger?

UK or USA. Would be tough to choose which

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>>74903564

For the womenz/grills who will be at your victory parade?

>>74903574
That's maximum beta. Put all you have at risk for women to look at you.

>>74903711

It isn't the sole reason, but a decent reason, I guess?

>>74903722
>O-ok, I will do whatever you want, just give me some attention.
How is that decent?

Hungary,
Hell i would volunteer

>>74902580
Serbia

>>74902580
Finland is probably the only country I would willingly fight for. Especially against Russia

Romania

>>74902580
Serbia

>>74902580
Every neighbour except Germany. French speaking African countries except mahgreb countries.

>>74904815
Forgot USA, would d-day for USA.

Germany (not in its current state however)

Britain

>>74902580
Moldova, since it's rightfully ours.

>>74902580
belarus

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>>74902580
unironically Germany

cause if we're not friends we're at war against each other

>>74902580
The Netherlands. This county is basically what I think a county should be.

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lithuania

>>74902707
>defending traitors

>>74906162
All the more reason to help whoever's wrecking them, cuck traitor. The German is mentally diseased. Even now they are fucking with us.

>>74902580

Luxemburg

>>74904650
how come

>>74902580
France

poland

UK or Canada

>>74906232
if they wanted to be independent, who are we to tell them otherwise, we're still friends tho, and it would be the most logical option, unlike the real traitors (venezuela and ecuador)

>>74906927
>we're still friends
????????????????????

>>74902580
Some very smal, undefendable state so that the war is at least over soon and I either die quickly or eventually have to settle down under the winners' rule or seek refuge
I'm really not the type for a years-long guerrilla war or a long all-out military campaign

>>74906964
ok, tell me why not then

>>74902580
Canada or UK.

>>74907205
Just realized after posting this
>>74906871
Said the same thing

>>74902580
Germany maybe.

>>74907205
Australia BTFO

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funland

Greece I guess

Glorious nippon

>>74902580
usa there is nothing special about it

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>>74903555
check'd, but that's not shots fired

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>>74909288
side note

USA, UK, or any of the Commonwealth Dominions (not South Africa though)

>>74909320
not even close my dear Leaf

>>74902580
Any country, only requirement is that I must be on side which removes kebabs.

>>74902580
Hungary.

>>74902580
the uk or israel. not because i like them, but because they would be offended if i gave a different answer.

Portugal
Argentina
Italy
in that order

>>74902682

This. Second choice would be Germany.

>>74902580
Canada of course.

Otherwise France, they've been bros

>>74913933
thank you ameribro

Russia

charging enemy redoubts without a gun in my hand but "drunk" on lighter fluid and with only a heroin needle sticking out of my arm to fight with sounds fun

>>74902580
Finland or Norway. Hell, possibly even Denmark. I can protect Legoland.
t. Swede

Aztlan

>>74902580
Estonia