/carib/ thread

>>74889573
>Sunset VSR is the best rum
>Trinidad has the best women but not necessarily the most faithful
>Grenada is spooky
>I recently made a deal that if I am not married and my friend isn't married by 35 we would get married and I'd be a house husband

>>74890558
I like this blogpost.

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>>74890558

>house husband


What a cuck. Sad!

>>74890558
Win-win situation

Post /carib/ memes

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>>74890729

>>74890626
Pretty comfy if you ask me

>>74890626
She is on the fast track Nurology path
>Wew lads I might be a bitch boi for here but I would be a well off bitch boi

>>74890729
We are all chronic alcoholics, with crippling depression

>>74890558
Sounds comfy

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>>74891555
trips

What do black Caribbean angels think about Norwegians?

>>74894036
Are you a qt viking?

>>74894036
>white
>rich
So pretty highly

>>74894036
Nothing

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>>74890558
>Sunset VSR is the best rum
Fuck no.

>>74895431
RARE
A
R
E

>>74895454
t. Newfag

>>74895431
Hey man, haven't heard from you in a while.

>>74895499
RARE
A
R
E

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>>74895499
I've been playing way too much FFXIV for my own good.
And with the new expansion coming things will get worse.

Don't start playing mmos you guys.

>>74895578
You gotta snap out of it.

>>74895607
I know but it's hard, it's like an addiction you know?

>>74895634
Cold turkey senpai.

>>74895656
Now now, at least let him finish his game.

>>74895431
No.

>>74895672
Oh look, excuses.

>>74895761
Where.

>>74895656
Oh I tried that already, but it actually just make things worse.
Especially since most of my social life turn around the game nowadays (I got some of my friends to play with me and they're stuck too)

>>74895697
It's super hard and rare to get but if you can get a bottle one day come to me and try it out.


I gotta go grab some mangos before the night get down completely, peace out!

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favorite /carib/ drinks?

>pic related

>>74895932
If we're talking cocktails then probably a green iguana or Aruba ariba.

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>>74895822
There.
>>74895834
I wish I could help you. :^(

>>74895932
Pic related.

>>74895932
Rum
It kills the bad feels within myself

>>74894230
I really need a black angel. I'm the more chinky type of Scandinavian though.

>>74897141
A brave Finno-Mongolian warrior?

>>74896008
>>74896123
Cool drinks. Meanwhile, all I drink here is beer and wine.

>>74897207
I'm not Finnish, I'm Scanian.

>>74897252
Make them at home my man, you have liquor stores where you're from right?

>>74895932
Cuba libre

>>74897252
>all I drink here is beer and wine.
pleb

>>74896123
mojito is one of my favs but the sugar kills muh gains :/

>>74897141
>>74897274
>be rich
>be white
>go tow the caribbean

You already possess two of the three traits needed for a Caribbean
qt

>>74897387
I'm not rich though, I only make 20000€ a year, and that's before taxes.

>>74897336
Sure, I will try it during summer.
>>74897381
/fit/ get out

>>74897274
Is there a big difference? Who cares.

>>74897381
You're missing out.

>>74897252
What about ouzo(?)

>>74897502
I don't like ouzo, it has a weird taste.

>>74897502

>Is there a big difference? Who cares.

Racist.

Is living in The Caribbean as much like a real-life science fiction novel/movie as I think it is?

>Each island has a different culture and dialect
>Can travel between most of them by boat within hours
>Countless adventures in the high seas and the port cities between them

It's the closest people on Earth can get to owning a spaceship and hopping between different planets like in Star Wars or other space Westerns, isn't it?

>>74897484
are you fat?
gross

>>74897502
>>74897570
dont listen to this faggot, ouzo is great
it is also nice with sour cherry juice

>>74897604
No you dingleberry.

>>74897412
This means you make 100K XCD which is good enough

>>74897604
First two are sort of correct
last one is really wrong

>>74897570
I think I'll try it out myself so I can judge.

>>74897601
t. Payaso

>>74897604
A big resounding NO to everything minus the different cultures bit.

>>74897629
Is it? That's a relief. Any food that goes with it? There are no Greek restaurants here. This must be rectified.

>>74897707
ouzo is nice with sea food
some of my favs are clams, squid, octopus and crab

if I move there and make a greek restaurant, would it be a success?

>>74897681
I guess I'll have to check out the Caribbean sometime soon then. Any advice on where and what I should do?

>>74897629
No, I'm not fat, but I'm not fit either.
Also, I said that I don't like ouzo, not that ouzo is shit.

>>74897604
Yes
Yes
Kinda
>>74897827
What would you like to do when you get here

>>74897839
you should start lifting

>>74897894
Uh, meet cute girls I guess.

>>74897908
Nah, let's start a business in Aruba.

>>74897707
t. Mime.

>>74897791
Thanks for the advice.

>success
With patience and good advertisement? Hell yes. You'd be the first legit one.

>>74898002
*smokes in French*

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>>74898108
I knew you reminded me of somebody, very qt.

>>74898194
I'm not French.

>>74898208
You have the same style behaviour as Shoshanna though.

>>74898238
I haven't watched the movie yet.

>>74898266
Check it out then.

>>74898347
Now on my to do list.

>>74897922
Cross out Aruba

>>74899029
Why?

>>74899077
We're not known for our beauty.

>>74889573
Stop saying tourists are welcome
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74890852
I like this

>>74895431
Don't you have to be a shithole somewhere else?

>>74896392
That's not a drink, just a spirit

>>74897604
You fucking wish

>>74897922
Haiti

>>74899282
>That's not a drink, just a spirit
The arbitrary difference is ?

Fuck, how do you guys deal with the humidity and high temperatures?? It must be hell in earth to live there on thw whole year...

>>74897412
>20000€
Just be confident mate you'll be fine

>>74899647
Cold drinks and air conditioning.

>>74899721
what range of tempreture do you find comfortable?

>>74899647
Light breathable fabrics

>>74899776
Somewhere between 25°C to 35°C.

which is the whitest carib country?

>>74899807
Interesting. You're shifted about five °C warmer than what I like. I guess that's what growing up in a tropical climate does

>>74899832
Haiti

>>74899647
We get used to it.

>>74899832
Aruba or Puerto Rico

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I will spread the message of Muhamed peace be upon him to my Caribbean brothers inshallah

>t.Somali

What do carib people do all day aside from beaches and drinks?

>>74903591
Go to work, watch tv.

>>74909775
Do you have any streaming caribbean channels? I'm actually curious

>>74910169
I think telearuba streams online if you want to check it out.

>>74910217
Thanks man! Idk why it doesn't work for me tho
http://www.telearuba.aw/live-stream/

prende un fili que yo quiero fumar
los guardias a mi me lo pueden mamamamamar
prende un fili que yo quiero fumar
los guardias a mi me lo pueden mamamamamar

original si soy yo, soy yo ande soy yo
original si soy yo watch this
original si soy yo, soy yo ande soy yo
original si soy yo watch this

>>74910281
You can always try a radiostation on one of the islands.
http://radio.garden/live/oranjestad/radio-latina-92-3-fm/

It's been 3 weeks since I last left my house and I feel better then ever.

How are my crabmens doing?

>>74909775
people still watch tv in 2k17?

>>74910349
this are some deep lyrics brodel.

>>74902718
Rooble shut the hell up.

>>74910349
>Bruja
Begone, witch!

>>74910639
Do you know the song?

>>74912026
Probably. I'd have to hear the actual song to actually remember. But I've probably heard it before.

>>74899832
Haiti
>>74903591
Promiscuity is popular, also boating.
>>74902718
I'll never give up:liqour, bacon and whoring about.

>>74913054
>Promiscuity
>boating

Ok, i'm jealous now.

>>74912687
https://youtu.be/xwnVd6htH7A

>>74913820
Is there an uncensored version?

>>74910639
I don't think that's healthy

>>74914288
Only in the whole mix at minute 17:50
https://youtu.be/rw1ZJlJYTbc
Also my favorite from the same album.
https://youtu.be/cNLJrTJWWy4

>>74914712
Thanks

>>74914712
Hmmmmm...I don't know what to think of this


>3 murders in a week wew

>>74913054
Any opinions on the election?

>>74919795
Where is that from and why is she so sad?

>>74919821
Belle

She's royalty but still considered a second class citizen because she's mulatto.

>>74919795
I've seen the previews.

>>74919910
Just read the plot, thank god that shit had a happy ending

I might watch it at some point

>>74913820
lol I've heard that. Is that retro ass reggaeton poplar over there?

>>74919795
poor girl she doesn't know if she removes the brown she wont be white.

>>74914334
I do exercise and eat well. And the air outside is ass atm, so it's probably healthier for me if I never go out again

>>74919795
Why is she culturally appropriating the 18th century european culture?
What jewish propaganda is this?
>>74920085
I hate happy endings

>>74921496
Well that's good

>>74922329
It's a film, idiota.

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Thats a really small island, you can litteraly run the whole shit on a bike.

>>74922500
>It's a film
*Jewish propaganda like 90% of movies and tv series this days

>>74922665
Get me off this rock.

>>74922668
What else is new?

>>74922665
For you.

>>74921266
Going to watch it again with my mom, she's a sucker for romance movies like that.

>>74922668
Ey yo Portubro, found you a RAINHA PORTUGUÊSA .
https://www.instagram.com/lalovetheboss

>>74921496
I want to hold her and tell her it's okay.

>>74923616
>https://www.instagram.com/lalovetheboss
Tattoos, dropped

>>74923616
>https://www.instagram.com/lalovetheboss
I think she is hawt

>>74923769
Too thick and afro.

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Hey /Carib/, do you think Drumpf might be a Maoist secret agent trying to dismantle the American empire using the power of dementia?

>>74924183
I like how he makes liberal heads explode.

sup lads, what did you do today?

>>74926999
Not a damn thing, I am so bored and sad

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>>74889573
>Tourists are welcome.
I don't believe you

>>74927430
This.

>>74927624
Be quiet and join us.

>be me
>linguistics PhD candidate
>studying the grammar of Papiamento
>tons of people telling me I'm wasting my time and should study a "real language"

>>74927941
Ki eigenlijk bo ta gana di siña nos lenga? Also, if you could tell me more about linguistics...? I'm interested in studying it.

>>74927430
Me too, wanna swap countries?

>>74921496
Its not popular here. I thought it was more popular there??? Daddy Yankee and playero and all those niqqas. You got me confused rn.

>>74927847
Have you ever been to Bonaire?

Come home black man

>>74928264
Not yet. If the damn ferry they keep promising to bring would finally arrive, I'd visit Kralendijk for sure.

>>74919718
Well the PLP is kill
Christie is on suicide watch and he resigned
I wanted the DNA to get a few seats but it's better than 5 mores years under christie.
I just hope the new Foreign Affairs guy is as tough on illegal immigration as Fred Mitchell.
Over all it wasn't too bad

>>74928079
I only started studying it a few weeks ago, but it's an interesting language and I have some Aruban friends who I practice with.

Tbh I used to be a translator, but I decided to quit my job and go into academia and study linguistics. It's fun.

>>74928568
Florida I'm guessing?

Yeah, languages in general are fun.

>>74928630
Do you speak Dutch?

>>74928712
Ja, waarom?

>>74928110
Do I get free education and a greek qt ?

>>74928332
but I am already at home

>>74928630
>languages in general are fun.
REEEEEEE

>>74928772
>he gave up on learning German

Toppleb

>>74928360
If you get the chance, you should post from there :^ )
Saw a commercial for Aruba a few days ago, recognized it from the red star before the flag or name came up.

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>>74928079
ayy lmao, you told me you weren't going to do a meme study.

>>74928772
Anything above bilingual is useless anything below bilingual is languagelet.

>>74929126
It's a stealth rare so keep your eyes peeled.

>>74929183
I like to keep you on your toes.

>>74929261
>It's a stealth rare so keep your eyes peeled.
Oh fug, so does it show up as aruba, curacao, or netherlands?

>>74929336
Netherlands. As does Saba and Sint Eustatius.

>>74928730
I like Dutch
>>74928772
You get free education, but
>Greek
>cutie
Pick one

>>74929394
Grieks is wel ook leuk.

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>>74929183
>bilingual is languagelet.
But I am language retarded

>>74929394
don't you try to ruse me I have seen many qts

Alas at a glance I am indistinguishable from an illegal and will
be hated.


>why do people ruin things
I just want to see the world without being hated

>>74929504
That's nice to hear.
>>74929623
Don't worry, there are a few qts and we like illegals.

>>74927941
>linguistics PhD candidate
>studying the grammar of Papiamento
Hope you are meming, for your own good
>>74928079
>I'm interested in studying it.
Don't do that

>>74929804
What other languages do you know senpai?
>>74929843
Why should I take advice from you of all people?

>>74931597
Do you think there'd still be affordable realty on Aruba in 30 years?
What about Bonaire? I might prefer that one as it's more of a colony and Arubans refuse to speak Dutch.

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>>74931597
>Why should I take advice from you of all people?
Because that is a really shitty course to take with no hopes of being employable

>>74929804
>a few qts and we like illegals.
hmmmmm...

>>74932473
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Try Bonaire right this instant. It's still relatively obscure. Hurry.
>>74932632
How many times have you dropped out and dodged responsibility again?

All of that because i went to a shitty course.
Don't make the same mistake

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>>74933765
Hmmm

>>74931597
English and Greek obviously, I'm learning Italian and I would like to learn Dutch.

>>74935368
>Italian and Dutch

For career opportunities? Fun? Curiosity's sake?

>>74935435
why not all 3?

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Wod you live in russia?

>>74935995
Go learn Duits. Schnell!

>>74936021
No, it seems like a scary place

>>74936029
Hmmmm...I'll try

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>>74936021
I don't want to get beaten up by gopniks/bydłos/churkas.

>>74936046
Do it.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80tX5MLX8QY
What are you guys listening too?

>>74936356
https://youtu.be/ggJO1JuqONU

>>74936021
You should be asking, would Russians let me live in Russia.
The answer is no.

What's wrong with Haiti? I mean im pretty sure most of the Caribbean nations have poverty problems - is it because Haiti doesnt have tourist traps?

>>74936749
Haïti was a fucking mistake.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

>>74889573
RARES

>>74936749
>is it because Haiti doesnt have tourist traps?

I think you have the causality reveresed: tourists don't go to haiti because it's such a shithole even by regional standards

>>74936823
America, please give Haiti a small loan of 2 billion dollars

>>74889573
to all Caribs, what's the internet situation like there? How readily available are PCs, and how bad is the internet connection?

>>74936880
Our internet is pretty good, PCs are about as available as they are in America

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quick, help me summon a Turks & Caicos anon I need to annex them real fast

>>74936880
>what's the internet situation like there?
Pretty good

>How readily available are PCs
Easily, but most people use smart phones now so wifi in most public places and most
if not all government schools have wifi....hell even the public transport here had wifi for a while

>and how bad is the internet connection?
I have a 100mbps down and a 15mbps unlimited connection

>>74936969
Is it like where in Europe they jack up the prices on PCs twofold, so a $150USD graphics card costs like $260?

>>74937012
But do they jack up prices on imported electronics?

>>74937020
There are no Import taxes on Computers so they are the same price as in America(Add shipping though)
Vehicles on the other hand

>>74937040
The retailers have not choice

Electronics have a 43% import tax

Computers prebuilt get taxed at 10% though

>>74937071
How much are they for you guys?

>>74937080
What types of food do you guys eat? Like traditionally?

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>>74936697
Why wouldn't they?

>>74937133
>What types of food do you guys eat?
I eat Chicken breast and Vegetables...that's it

Like traditionally?
Highly flavored dishes mixed from all over the planet

Examples
Buljol - breakfast
Roti, stewed chicken with rice and peas...maybe pelau - for lunch
left overs from lunch,roast breadfruit and some meat - Dinner

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Life seems weird right now

>>74938711
bump

>no killings last night....yay

>>74935435
For all three, but mostly for fun.

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>savior of crab is back

>>74938711
>Life seems weird right now
how so?

Why is Montserrat a full member in the OECS but not other British Territories?

Is there some esoteric legal magic that makes it half independent?

>>74890852
So that's what happened at the meet up
>>74947719
Do you have proof of that

>>74889573
What are Caribbeans' opinions on those Caribbean medical schools from Americans

Can I be a pirate?

>>74949916
I shall neither confirm nor deny.

>>74950021
A joke, really.

>>74950064
Yes. Wouldn't it be better for you to be a knight tho? That sounds cooler.

>>74950104
>Wouldn't it be better for you to be a knight tho?
I'm not from Malta, I just live in Malta.

>>74950139
Oh, right. What's up, Mr. Sverige?

>>74950021
They provide jobs, but its a shame they don't bring in more posters

>>74950230
Nothing, just posting shit from work. By the way, from the way you write, I guess that you're a cute girl.

>>74950021
Most are shit

>>74950104
>tfw I will never have KBE in my name

>>74950381
>from the way you write

Incorrect. For all you know I could be a ugly beast of a woman. Or trans. Or an extraterrestrial.

>>74950678
>tfw I will never be a Knight of the Order of Oranje-Nassau

>>74950866
You can still become Knight of the Gold Lion of the house of Nassau

>tfw you will never be part of a royal family

>>74950925
Hello, is that you Grand Duke? I want a shiny medal pls.

>>74950936
Bad feels.

>>74937103
Not that anon, but as far as customs import duty goes:

Regular vehicles: 65% of the paid price (used to be 85% up until a year or two ago)
Hybrids/Electric: 25%
Trucks: 65%
Heavy duty trucks over 20 tons: 85%

Of course this leads to an inundation of low priced jap vehicles flooding the streets.

>>74951013
We're out of shiny medals right now,we only have the ugly copper ones

>>74950925
>>74950936
I will never be royalty.....feels bad man

>>74951204
ayye same here

>>74951408
I'll take it!

>>74950678
>Most are shit
I suppose they don't really interact with locals
>>74950339
>but its a shame they don't bring in more posters
Tbqh, yea, never seen any Caribbean med school posters. Wonder why
>>74950104
>A joke
Well they kinda are

>>74936697
you're welcome. I'd gladly swapped countries with you, man.

>>74951899
My dad lived in Russia for 3 years in the 70s and he said it wasn't that bad.

>>74951539
>I suppose they don't really interact with locals
Nope

>>74952563
Btwn, how do Caribbeans supply their own doctors? Do they have their own 'local' med schools apart from those Caribbean medical schools?

I am pretty sure that there is but I just don't know how would they operate such schools considering Caribbean countries are usually very small and will have hard time funding those schools. (Some of American territories get doctors from other states and so and do not have their own medical schools as they cannot fund such schools. I wonder what would be the case for many Caribbean countries that would be prob too small to operate such things)

>>74952729
>how do Caribbeans supply their own doctors? Do they have their own 'local' med schools apart from those Caribbean medical schools?
Many degree mills have popped up in recent years and I hate it

There are Med schools that are good though

The university of the West Indies has three Med schools
St.Georges University (almost went there)

>>74933471
Are you for realsies or are you trying to con me into going to Bonaire?
Earlier you told me to invest in Aruban property.

>>74934439
Hmmm
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/74885620/#74888635

>>74956116
You can go either way. Still a bad idea to move to the ABC eilanden.

>Hmmm
Really made me think.

>>74956227
I can't go right now because there's no jerbs, but after 30 years when I go with vervroegd pensioen I see possibilities.

>>74956314
Retirement is the better option.

I just ordered a pool on the internet and I'm gonna put it in my backyard.

Now I will truly never leave my house.

>>74959819
that's pretty sweet but how does a neet afford a pool?

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>>74959819
>I just ordered a pool on the internet
One of this disgusting pools for poor people?
SHAME

>>74959989
My parents left me a bunch of stuff, and I sold my body at a young age so that I could have money in case I became a failure later in life.

Also my oldest sibling is rich.

>>74960051
I don't care what you think. It's a pool for less than 150 bux which I can just go and assemble whenever I want and store it whenever I don't feel like it. And it's not like I intend to swim in it.

Also I am poor btw.

>>74947719
Hey man, how's it been?
>>74961046
>I sold my body at a young age
That's pretty Hard core honestly.

>>74947719
looks like SL won't be the only /carib/ diaspora in the antipodes

>>74961726
It's been ok. It's so hot and the air is so bad down here today.

How are you doing.

>That's pretty Hard core honestly.
Haha, it's not like I sold my body in a lewd way. It was just modeling for clothing catalogs and such stuff.

>>74962086
Well, there's that dominican (dominica not republic) in australia.

>>74962464
yeah but i thought he was in japan now

Literally the best general on 4chan

Hey guys. Just picked my nose and wiped the booger on merchandise at work. Feels good man

>>74962582
Well, last time he posted he was there. But he mentioned his wife and kid were down in aus, so I just assumed he might be back there by now.

>>74963100
Where do you work at senpai?

>>74963382
Sears kek. It's just some shitty part time job to give me something to do on the weekends

>>74963424
Funny, I just ordered some shit from there lol.

>>74963527
>tfw I'm working on a broken foot.
I've been doing shit like lifting heavy stuff, climbing ladders, walking, etc and I'm not really supposed to.

I just do because I hate the feeling of being helpless. And it's more comfortable for me to walk than it is to hop around on crutches or to just fucking sit and do nothing

>>74963613
>>tfw I'm working on a broken foot.
take a break my dude. You can't help anybody if you fuck up your foot any more just so that someone extracts more labor out of you.

>>74963814
They dont ask me to, I just get bored. Lol

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>>74963100
That's not nice

>>74962174
>modeling
You an insanely ripped dude?
You must be super confident, a model that's cool.

>>74967573
>You an insanely ripped dude?
Not at all, certainly not now or never. I looked better when I was younger, but now I look like ass.

>you must be super confident
more like the complete opposite. Many people who do modeling are extremely insecure about their looks. Some even get more so after not making it far, or as they get older.

>>74967925
Well take solace in knowing that it's possible a girl somewhere out there masturbated to a picture of you.

>>74968456
Wew lad

>>74968456
>i had a modeling gig when i was 12
>my boyface is stores for almost 12 years
>realise now that probably a lot of pervs blew their load on it
>mfw

Thank you for that image in my brain. Going to kill myself now, bye.

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>>74972149
ded

>>74972149
Don't kill yourself, think of all the kind people maturbating to you.
You have an obligation to them to stay sexy

>>74972508
The last time I was sexy was when people still payed with guilders. I'm a fat bastard now.

>>74972149
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh fuck

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>>74889573
>>74949916
hey /carib/s, a friend of mine wants to move and live in santo domingo, Dominica, is it good to live there given he's from Italy?

>>74978078
Which one is it, Santo Domingo or Dominica?

>>74978331
It's Santo Domingo, in the Dominican Republic.

>>74978374
Santo Domingo is the DR senpai, kek. If he has money it'll be fun, if not then it'll be pretty shit. What does he want to do there?

>>74978405
How much money exactly do you need to live well, given italy is in crisis?

>>74978457
Cost of living in the DR is pretty low, so as long as he's not dirt poor he should do fine. Of course he has to research the area and figure out what he wants to do there too, can he speak spanish?

>>74978480
He ain't replyin, probably sleeping.
He doesn't know spanish.

>>74978517
Don't expect those savages to know anything other than spanish senpai.

>>74978523
He says "i might just learn it there, idk, it's a pretty unstable idea that crossed my mind in this period, but how is it to live there with your girlfriend and to live there alone?"

>>74978713
>live there with a girlfriend
Kek, half of the reason why any man would live in the DR is to fuck all the THICC mamacitas running around in droves lusting for any european or american men, so I'd say living with a girlfriend in the DR would be pretty fucked.

Now living alone however would be pretty dank, and if you make some friends there you could have a great time granted if nobody shoots you of course.

>>74978914
Oh that's cool, i thought Santo domingo was a crime filled shit hole

>>74978933
It is, but it has it's okay areas.

>>74978965
Oh, i see. What are some areas to avoid absolutely?

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>>74982002

>>74982002
Nice

>>74980530
>>74980530
>>74980530
practise languages & post yur qt3.14 accents :33

>>74978078
>leaving Italia for a third world country

Why in God's name would he do this?

>>74984937
Because he's a stupid European that thinks the 3rd world is a beautiful place.

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>>74985008
If he's unhappy, I could take his place.

>>74978078
Why did you reply to me
Did you think I was Spanish Haiti

>>74985139
Nah nigga, my house is closer to Palm beach so he can replace me if he wants.

>>74987552
Shoo, mr. Yank.

>>74987664
Bai fey djaki, Caiquetia slut.

>>74987843
Both untrue claims.

>>74987954
But you are a Caiquetia though.

>>74988760
Distantly.

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>>74978914
>half of the reason why any man would live in the DR is to fuck all the THICC mamacitas running around in droves lusting for any european or american men,

>>74988846
That 0.07% of Irish doesn't cover the 99.93% Caiquetia.

>>74989028
The percentage of Caiquetio blood I have is on par with the Irish. Barely there.

>>74989021
Yeah m8, don't know why the hell you wanna come to Aruba when this is literally celibacy island. Also DR has lots of cheap shit.

>>74989183
I want to make a Caribbean fuck tour, where i will tour every Caribbean island to impregnate all the qts and make caribbean white again

>>74989359
Are you chad?

>>74989373
No but i can fake it

>>74989629
Are you a filthy normie like the rest of the people that speak your language?

>>74989718
NO

>>74989840
Good, cause both the Brazillians and Portuguese people that I have met have all been severely normie.

>>74989889
If they can afford a Caribbean trip, they are not autistic neet's

>>74990435
Most of the people from Germanic countries that I've met were severely autistic.

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>>74990603

>>74990603
I have had the opposite experience

>>74967925
Are you the Puerto Rican who liked wrestling?

>>74994070
Yeah my dude. How are you doing? Got into any trouble lately?

>>74990603
Hmm, never seemed that way to me desu. You don;t see lots of autisms on display like you see in the US and the UK.

>>74995630
It's the consistency. I almost exclusively meet autistic Germans or Scandinavians etc. Dutch are a mixed bag but most are fine. But the Germans are just extremely autistic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPnZjdD3XY
What are you guys listening too?

>>74996304
The ambient sounds of my bedroom.

>>74995630
Nothing major. I've mostly been trying to bang milfs

>>74996304
The sounds of my area and the fan

>>75002744
PK bot is back, finally!!!!!!!

>>74996304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaI7KMPMJXg

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What's the best country to find a wife in the caribbean?

>>75011543
Haiti, I'm not even meming.
She'll have strong family values.

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>>74978523
If he knows how to speak english, which is the universal language, he won't have that much of a trouble in the touristic zones.

>>74978990
Avoid the poor areas, also the north is better than the south.

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>>74984937
I gotta be honest, idk, i also called him a retard for that, since we aswell got beatiful beaches (but frigid bitches).
He said he would love to gtfo in an isolated place to stay well. Fact is: he's a guy that almost never leaves the house and hangs out pretty rarely, so i think it's ok for him, since he's not that adventurous.
>>74985693
Ye i fuckd up.
>>75013203
He doesn't speak english either. Fact is that from this website the tourist zone (and so i think the safest) is the one over here. how reliable is this website?
https://nomadlist.com/santo-domingo-dominican-republic/neighborhoods

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>>75015816
It's his life. He's a grown man that can do what he wants. I'd warn him to be careful, though.

>>74895130
Dude, PLEASE post on /pol/, I don't mean to sound like a faggot but I really need your flag

How are my crabmens doing today? Any big news?

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>>75033239
Hot as hell.

>>74996304
https://youtu.be/3trODKq33pE

>>75035897
It really is. Everytime I open the door to go out of my bedroom I feel the blast of hot air.

How are you doing?

So, what's the temperature like in the Caribbean islands? Mostly hot all year long?

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>>75039776
Enjoying my afternoon outside. How about you friendo?

>>75040504
Could be worse desu.

>>75040669
>Oranjestad
Someone need to do something about that disgusting name

>>75040978
You take that back you disgusting cabbage fucker. What kind of name for a capital is Lisbon anyways, sounds like lesbian.

>>75040978
Don't degrade the House of Orange cunt.

>>75041236
>What kind of name for a capital is Lisbon anyways, sounds like lesbian.
*Lisboa

>Started as Olisipo that means safe port
>Then Romans corrupted that name and in latin became Olissipona
>Then the Visigoths called it Ulishbon
> The moors called it al-Lixbûnâ or al-Ushbuna
>And after the christian reconquista it became Lisboa

At least the name Lisboa have a long history and a meaning

>>75040504
It's ok. Gets very hot during this season tho.

>>75040669
>outside
jeez.

I'm enjoying my afternoon inside.

>>75040978
It's not fair since you can pretty much do that with the names of all clog and clog related towns.

>>75041703
Lisbon, more like Lismalo.

>>75041825
Malo, malo, malo eres, no se daña a quien se quiere, no

>>75040669
>>75041817
Same here, but I guess that you have way more humidity.

>>75041936
Lost boys is a malo name for a capital, you should go to Listerine and talk to the Lesbian politicians to change the name from Longjohns to something else.

>>75042047
Tonto, tonto, tonto eres
No te pienses mejor que las mujeres

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What does Caribbean woman think of Alfa-males?