>be Eurovision
>Germany, UK, France, Italy and Spain go straight to the finals because they paid more
>people simply stop voting for them
Video related. The actual winner that got less votes than Belgium.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KieE_MLv-ZY
Based Lena showed that big 5 countries are allowed to win too.
>Lena
There was a casting show "unser star für Oslo" (our star for Oslo) which was pretty popular. Solely making a big event out of choosing our Eurovision candidate finally made us the winner. This was mainly promited by a moderator that retired, so we'll somehow have to come up with something new in Germany.
>>74864106
>The actual winner
?
>>74864106
pretty much
>>74864106
is this a song about evolution?
>>74870380
it's a critique on the modern world and society, 2bh I like the lyrics, he has smart puns.
>>74870380
“OCCIDENTALI’S KARMA” LYRICS – FRANCESCO GABBANI (ITALY, EUROVISION 2017)
ENGLISH TRANSLATION
To be or to have to be
Hamlet’s doubt
As current as the Neolithic man
Get comfy in your 2 x 3 cage
Intellectuals in cafés
Internet experts
Honorary members of the selfie-addicted anonymous
Cleverness is out of fashion
Easy answers
Pointless dilemmas
AAA grand endings wanted
Hoped for,
Whatever happens, panta rhei
And “Singing in the Rain”.
Nirvana lessons
There’s Buddha in single line
Recreation time for everyone, a moment of glory (ale!)
The crowd is shouting a mantra
Evolution stumbles
The naked ape is dancing
Westerners’ karma
Westerners’ karma
The naked ape is dancing
Westerners’ karma
Drops of Chanel are pouring
On aseptic bodies
Save yourself from the smell of your own kind
All know-all with the web
Cocaine of the masses
Opiate of the poor
AAA virtual humanity wanted
Sex appeal
Whatever happens, panta rhei
And “Singing in The Rain”
Nirvana lessons
There’s Buddha in single line
Recreation time for everyone, a moment of glory (ale!)
The crowd is shouting a mantra
Evolution stumbles
The naked ape is dancing
Westerners’ karma
Westerners’ karma
The naked ape is dancing
Westerners’ karma
When life is distracted
Men drop
Westerners’ karma
Westerners’ karma
The ape gets back on its feet
Namaste, go!
Nirvana lessons
There’s Buddha in single line,
recreation time for everyone, a moment of glory (ale!)
The crowd is shouting a mantra
Evolution stumbles
The naked ape is dancing
Westerners’ karma
Westerners’ karma
The naked ape is dancing
Westerners’ karma
Om
>eurovision
hello brothers
>>74870578
hello buttcheeks ;)
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>>74872055
what did he mean by that?