Help me /int/. I just applied for 5 jobs in Bratislava with

>>74856898
Fuck off we're full.

t. Slovak on hiking trip

It's completely normal.

Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYqY5YELd0

>>74856898
Not great, not terrible. Kind of small. You won't get knifed by gypsies if that's your concern.

t. Slovak-American

>>74856940
Oy where you at m8? Mavrovo?

>wanting to live in Bratislava

Oh god why
It's 1st world prices with 2nd world wages
The worst of both wolds

>>74856898
See the 'Hostel' movie, will get redpilled on Bartislava

>>74856964
>>74856975

Obviously the old european part of town is nice and pretty but Im actually picturing the apartments outside of it to be like in that clip.

fuck off nigger we are full and nobody speaks english here

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>>74856996
>Bartislava

its a boring shithole

>>74857131
kek. The job is in english with a huge company, and im unironically a muh-heritage irish citizen so you cant keep me out :)

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ESPECIALLY with Vienna being 45 minutes away, why the fuck did you even apply for jobs if you know nothing about the city or country in general? Are you actually retarded?
Bratislava is ugliest capital city in the world, Communists/Nazis destroyed large parts of city and current trend of building apartments everywhere. Go to Prague like everyone who is like you does

>>74857209
>job is in english

top kek all you need here to be considered able to work in enviroment where high english speaking skills are required is B2 certificate that we get at highschool and Slovak education is complete shit, be prepared for 90% of population not being able to communicate with you outside of pointing towards nearest bus stop

>>74856898
it will be completely normal, if not better than where you originate from, if you put aside all the memery on this board. There are no scary people in tracksuits with knives squatting outside of grey commieblocks and you are not in the least bit "fucked" if you move there. You will probably just live like you do in Canada but with less living experiences and a European environment with better architecture and infastructure. Keep in mind also that a lot of Slovaks on this board are edgelords.

t. an American that has lived in two countries in v4 during his life

>>74856994
This desu. Bratislava has the second highest property prices relative to wages out of all European capitals. Real estate investors own the city. There is no coherent urbanist vision, plans aren't respected, regulations are weak.

Move to Vienna right across the border instead. It's one of the most liveable cities in the world.

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>>74857280
>better architecture and infastructure
>Bratislava

top fucking kek, 2km^2 of A-H architecture and rest of the city is literally cold war propaganda lookalike

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>>74856964

Where was that filmed?

>>74857283
>>74857269
yeah I totally agree. I also think Vienna and Prague are way more beautiful and interesting. But my company (a swiss company that has basically already offered me the job and is paying me a really good salary) doesn't have open positions in those cities. I didn't just fucking decide to try and move from Canada to Central Europe.

>>74857280
Thanks for the info. Any advice on how my life will be speaking only english and french?

>>74857363
Wien is fucking garbage ugly Turk city its literally just big Bratislava but with majority of people not being local

>>74857319
Pressburg wasn't a grand old capital like Vienna, Budapest or Prague. It was shitty provincial backwater like Györ or Debrecén. That's why there's a small historical centre and then just hideous architecture.

>>74857419
This. Pozsony was never designed to be the capital of a state. That's why it pales in comparison to Budapest, Vienna or Prague.

>>74857419
it was capital of Hungary for centuries you retarded mongol, problem is getting absolute retards who only see profit in charge of the city

>>74857471
>it was capital of Hungary for centuries you retarded mongol

Then why don't you give it back?

>>74857363
you can get by with English easily in a major city in central-eastern Europe like Bratislava nowadays, just learn the basics of Slovak (your hellos, pleases and thank yous) to be polite, shopkeepers don't like it when you just go into English out of nowhere. French is useless as it is everywhere outside of the Francophone world you dirty Quebecois scum.

>>74857483
Why wont Hungary give back all land up to Balaton?

>>74857501
Because it's rightful Hungarian clay.

>>74857498
>Im not even canadian im burger.

>>74857471
Sure, but then it was in a steep decline since the end of the 18th century. Like the whole Upper Hungary. From industrial heartland to agrarian periphery.

Budapest, Prague, Vienna or Paris were modernised in the 19th century. Bratislava missed this.

>>74857533
just like Bratislava is today Slovak clay

>>74857498
>you can get by with English easily in a major city in central-eastern Europe like Bratislava nowadays

top fucking kek

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>>74857283
>>74857283
>>74857269
>>74857269

Y you so mad doe?

>>74857574
yes you literally can, and this is what I mean with Slovaks on this board being edgelords

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>>74857336
Unironically, Czechia

memes aside, my neighbourhood looks very similar to that video, but it's not that fucking absurdly dirty. It's got a lot of trees and greenery, since that's how Yugos would "liven up" their commieblock shitholes

>>74857609
are those solar panels on the commie blocks????

>>74857600
>let me tell you about your city

dumb ass nigger, Slovaks suck huge dick at English, even young ones

>>74857593
I only made these two posts>>74857547
>>74857419
and I'm tired. Good night.

Czechs tell me Prague is full of shitskins and that Brno is the city you want to go to.

>>74857674
>Czechs tell me Prague is full of shitskins
0.2% gypsy is "full of shitskins" to them.

>>74857674
Brno is an ugly collection of all sorts of socialist architecture, but apart from that it's a decent city. Very few foreigners.

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>>74857634
Yeah, people get creative with these fucking vomit-inducing buildings.

A shame they don't just bulldoze them tho

>>74857734
That picture though they were run down and unmaintined. If you just renovated them and put some paint/and or facade on they wouldn't be nearly as bad looking.

>>74857674
its full of Africans negroes selling drugs, and full of chinks and ukrainians

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>>74857786

WTF DID U JUST SAY BOUT MY NEIGHBOURHOOD?

Iirc they were repainted like a """couple""" of years ago. We also got a message in our post that the mayor of Zagreb is renovating the façades (it's election time)

>>74857861
I'm sure nothing will amount to it, our politicians never do what they promise. Big rectangular boxes are boring yes, but if you spruce them up and put some nicer more traditional buildings around them it will look much nicer.

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>>74857936
Nothing new will ever be built in these commie shithole neighbourhoods. Just google "Novi Zagreb". The entirety of this part of Zagreb got like 5 relevant buildings built in a span of 20 years lmao

And yeah, we Croats and other Balkanites are well aware that politicians never gave a fuck about anyone ever except themselves.

Pic related is one of the 3 "mayor candidates" for a small town in Croatia. Not even memeing

>>74858063
>Pic related is one of the 3 "mayor candidates" for a small town in Croatia.

I'd vote the shit out of her.

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>>74858119
http://www.vijesti.rtl.hr/novosti/hrvatska/2674535/za-gradonacelnicu-vrgorca-natjece-se-19-godisnjakinja-najmladja-kandidatkinja-ikad/

Her name is Valentina Grbavac (not doxxing since she's a political figure now, apparently). She's 19 and probably a publicity stunt from a "neo-nazi" irrelevant party HSP-AS.

>>74858152
>Vrgorac

What a coincidence. I'm going there this summer actually.

Maybe it's finally time to lose my virginity to a vrgoracki mayor slut.

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>>74858212
Toplel

Why would you even go there? It's not even on the coast, I had to look it up how irrelevant it is

And Croat whores eat up foreign dick like they eat up Serb bullets ;3

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>>74858063
>tfw no qt croatian neo nazi politician gf with rockin bod
Why do we bother living

>>74858254
I'm gonna do a bicycle trip this summer to Greece and Vrgorac is directly on my planned route. The dalmatinska zagora is of particularly interest to my autism.

Also my chances of acquiring cute Balkan gf are probably higher in some random forgotten shitholes where Western dick is a rarity, opposed to, say, Zrce.

>>74858268
These type of balkanite whores are usually unemployed, do absolutely nothing and live with parents well into their 30s.

They see themselves as something special (apparently mayor-,tier special), when they're a dime of a dozen

>>74858337
Oh, you're that guy from the other thread

I've told you to not go to the Balkans. Absurd shit like this happens, so, yeah

>>74858368
>I've told you to not go to the Balkans. Absurd shit like this happens, so, yeah

I fully expect to die in Albania or Kosovo desu. It's gonna be my last trip.

Hope I manage to lose my virginity before at least.

>>74856898
>applied for 5 jobs
all at the same time?

>>74856898

I find it weird how close it is to Vienna.
The capital of a Slavic country is almost a suburb of the capital of what was the most important German state for centuries.

And the Iron curtain must have been shit, separating people living so close.

>>74858426
Fun fact: Bratislava is the only capital in the world that borders two countries - Austria and Hungary.

>>74858426
> is almost a suburb of the capital

Thats what Pressburg was to Wien

>And the Iron curtain must have been shit, separating people living so close.

>And the Iron curtain must have been shit, separating people living so close.


it was very shit, but not even today people from Bratislava and Wien interact too much, Austrians just come in summer and truck drivers come for cheap cigarettes