tell me about the regional rivalries in your country
i'm sure everyone knows about US north v south/ east v west / coasts v flyovers
>>74779550
>italy
>white
>southern italy
>even whiter
hmm
>>74779550
Every city vs every other neighbouring city.
This is the main one, nobody like soft southern cunts, but really it's more like everyone vs everyone else. Even towns near each other like Liverpool and Manchester and Newcastle and Sunderland dislike each other.
>>74779760
OP here
UK rivalries are so fascinating, especially with the diversity of accents.
>>74779918
Yeah, every little place has its own strong sense of identity that's developed in a very unique way over time what with our history of different peoples settling in different places - The Celts, the Romans, the Danes, The Anglos, the Normans... and accents definitely mark people out so it's easy to tell if someone's even from outside like a 10 mile radius of where you're from. People from the South usually can't tell the different North East accents apart very well, but someone from here will be able to pick out where someone else local is from almost to GPS co-ordinates.
We pull together in the tough times like war but otherwise we don't really trust each other a lot.
>>74780472
i still remember the independent scotland referendum.
that was quite a show. the brexit referendum was also entertaining as fuck. you guys need to do more of those.
>>74780624
I think the funniest thing about the Scottish referendum is that if they'd let England and Wales vote as well we would have kicked them out.
Where to begin..
South vs West vs East vs North vs city vs city vs rural vs farmer vs snobs.
>>74779550
Gonna need to know who "Kingdom of the two Scilies" girl is.
Ping @
>>74779647
(If italian)
>>74781424
>Gonna need to know who "Kingdom of the two Scilies" girl is.
Miriam Leone
>>74781888
my hero
merci
Basically, it is, The hatred of Madrid is basically "Muh damn city people, the rural are more cool".
>>74779550
Did someone say.... regional rivalries?
>>74783771
>>74784034
i think you guys have to kiss or something
>>74783771
Everyone hates madrid because they act like arrogant fucks.
Then the hate goes with the stereotypes of north brutes, east assholes, south lazy fucks
>>74784211
t. Cacalonian.
There isn't really a north/south rivalry here.
Everyone thinks parisisians are cunts because they are arrogant. Bretons are obnoxious niggers, same for toulousains. I don't really about the rest honestly but here in Alsace we don't really like the lorrains and they don't like us. We say that in Lorraine the crows fly upside down to not see the misery. We also don't like the southern alsatians because they pronounce the words in a weird way and because they're poor
>>74784496
*I don't really know about the rest
>>74784496
>We say that in Lorraine the crows fly upside down to not see the misery.
YES
PLEASE I NEED MOR OF THIS banter
>>74784592
Well my favourite local banter is how we call people from Hartlepool "monkey hangers" because of a story that a French ship sank off the coast during the Napoleonic Wars and the only survivor who made it to the shore was the ship's monkey mascot. Who they then promptly tried and hung because they thought it was a Frenchman as they'd never seen one before.
They have kind of taken ownership of it now though, their football team's mascot is "H'angus the Monkey".
>>74779550
Too many to list, really. Just look at a map of Gaul tribes and you can be sure neighbouring ones are still feuding two thousand years later.
>>74785249
What the fuck
>>74779550
martina stella best waifu
Everyone vs. Quebec
>>74779550
I dont even know were to start...
>>74785722
this
Montreal vs Toronto (our sports derbys are awesome)
Western Canada vs. Eastern Canada
Have provinces vs have nots
Quebec vs. Anglos
Everybody hates Vienna and Vienna hates everybody else.
The Viennese word for everybody else is "Gscherte" which refers to their peasant status.
They might have rivalries amongst each other, but I don't care enough about peasants to know.
People from Jutland, especially southern Jutland, gets discriminated by people from Copenhagen.
>>74779550
Here you have it
>>74789924
you must have some really petty people to be able to discriminate from a country so small
>>74793106
Its called culture and history
Gothenburg and Stockolm are in rivalry. Goths live in pure saltwater while Svear live in filthy brackish water. Goths have the funniest accents while Stockholmers have the most snobbish.
>>74793278
>implying americans know what culture and history is
>>74789924
no they don't retard
>>74793106
basically the same as new york vs LA, that guy is full of shit
>>74779550
Green and Blue are the best areas of the country and are in constant rivalry (especially Bogota vs Medellin)
The pink in the west is very poor and no one cares about them
The purple in the southwest is basically the laughing stock of the country in the southern area, mostly because of their accent and the northern area is the most dangerous part of the country, they're hated by the green and blue areas
The south is the amazonas, nothings happens there
The pink in the east is also very desolated, no one lives in there
The north are the donkey fuckers and almost all the country hates them, and they hate everyone
>>74793278
>>74793707
>cultural enrichment
oh yeah, i bet germany and sweden know all about that
>>74794380
t. Jamal Juarez Muller Goldberg Stanson
>>74794380
Bavaria is Übermenschen tier, North Rhine-Westphalia is a pile of shit, the north is boring and the east is some kind for its own.
>>74790339
el polentANO senores
>>74795054
>tfw bavarian
Why are Americans always bringing the ''fuck u, you have muslims get raped'' when 40% of their population are immigrants?
>>74795309
They are sexually insecure and have a cuckoldry fetish
>>74795309
It's their inferiority complex. They have no culture, no history and they aren't even white
>>74795510
also this >>74795400
red region doesnt belong to japan it's a part of korea
>>74796009
All of Japan is part of Korea, to be honest.
>>74796131
prolly yes like france is part of middle east
So uh, the kingdom of piedmont and sardinia, sauce?
>>74796009
How exactly is it a part of Korea?
>>74779550
In Italy it's everyone vs everyone
provinces vs capital
>>74796436
france btfo
>>74796009
>t. emishii
>>74783771
>>74784211
Pretty sure every major city gets this hate.
>>74779760
>It's another southerner pretends he's Northern episode
Anything south of the Ouse is the Midlands and therefore not north
>>74779550
Whom'st is the Lombardy qt
>>74783771
>t. Jordi
Along with a north-south divide, there's the local regional rivalries like Gijón-Oviedo, Sevilla-Málaga, Pontevedra-La Coruña, León-Valladolid, etc and everyone vs Cagalonia
Southern brazilians hate the rest of the country and the rest of the country hates them back. They're separatist scum
>>74796436
God bless the japs
>>74811391
Southern Brasil is white, leave them alone
Pick your regionfu
>>74811660
Yes, they're as white as Argentina kek
>>74811794
this is so accurate it scares me
>>74811916
But Argentina is white
>>74811794
there's a serious lack of mediterranean brown qts in that pic
>>74779550
I'm gonna need sauce on kingdom of piemont and sardinia my dude
>>74779550
There aren't any.
Budapest vs The rest of the country
Most of Europe is butthurt we exist. I personally think its because they are poor peasants but
>>74811983
Giorgia Palmas (brown) and Elena Barolo (blonde) something like 15 years ago
>>74812234
Oh yes, this will do just fine
Thanks italibro
>>74779630
Pot calling the kettle black
everybody hates the next town, Sicily hates Calabria, Sardinia and Alto Adige hate everyone, everyone hates Campania
>>74779760
Norwich is not South.
regionalism is boosted by football ultras here.they make funny regionalist music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cju1VnBo7NM
>>74813126
also we have ebin regionalist rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-FyoqRi52M
>>74794380
t.Tyrone Chang Pierre-Günther Ramirez Wiśniewski-Walker Abrahamukovych
>>74780624
NO
MORE
REFERENDUMS
>>74812808
>Sicily hates Calabria
That's not true. Sicilians only hate those living in the opposite part of the island
>>74815622
Italian civil war when?
>venice
balkanites in denial
>p*edmontese
french in denial
>lombards
germans in denial
>niggerpoli and shiticily
africans in denial
>umbria
trve italians
>>74779918
Source on that comic lad? I wanna give it a read
>>74780472
That's probably what bothers me the most about all the unrestricted immigration you lot have. All those tiny quirks and rivalries'll just get flushed down the tubes in a few generations.
I plan on visiting or maybe living over there before that happens though, you guys are really top notch people.
Western Australians hate everyone and always meme about seceeding
Tasmanians hate everyone while everyone forgets Tasmania exist
New South Welshmen and Victorians hate each other
Everyone hates South Australians since they think they're better for being a private settlement without convicts, the irish or wogs
Queenslanders hate the New South Welshmen, who aren't huge on them either but hate Victoria more
>>74784034
You fucking Spaniards ought to be strung up and shot for how you pronounce your own language. Even the fucking Mexicans here don't sound as bad.
>>74812808
whats the deal with Tuscany?
I have some cousins over there but they seem pretty unaware of most of the quirks and differences amongst Italy. Do Tuscans not really do the whole nationalism thing and just live in their own little bubble?
New England (mainly Massachusetts because of Boston's sheer size) vs. New York
>NE vs Manhattan Chowder
>Sports
>Irish vs Italian immigrants
>Patriot vs Loyalist
At least we have our insufferably far left-wing governments in common, right?
>>74779550
I want to know them all, if you catch my drift.
>>74801846
I concur
>>74818202
Filename
>>74796436
japan bringing the heat
>>74818295
>convicts, the irish or wogs
kek
>>74819017
>rio
>espírito santo
>minas gerais
>ricos
Top kek seu carioca de merda
we do'nt really have such rivalries... but some kind of bantz:
Rio Grande do Sul is considered a 'gay state', as when they started to send their kids to study in Europe (second half of XIXth century), they returned quite different than they used to be (people there were somewhat brutish). This was used by the other states to make fun of them.
Funny enough, their residents consider themselves the most masculine of people in Brazil.
People from São Paulo never shuts up about being the 'Brazil's locomotive' and how their taxes never return as public services in equal measure. Albeit both could be said to be true, they make a scene of it. They're less receptive of others too, minding their own business.
Rio de Janeiro, on the other hand, couldn't be more different. Most of them are the stereotypical Brazilian people out there knows - laidback, optimistic and gregarious. However, they are the champions of what we call 'jeitinho brasileiro', which means improvisation is king and if you can rip off others for your own gain, you will do it.
Minas Gerais is the state of the 'wary people'. It's hard to rip off a 'mineiro', as they always think someone will try to scam them. But they're nice and their homes cozy.
Bahia is known as the 'lazy state'.Even if it's not true at all, there are many, many jokes about it. Their people are generally nice. They don't care much about hygiene, though (Salvador, its capital, is known as the 'Piss Capital').
Ceará is a well of comedians - many of our most famous humorists came from there. People joke they have square-y heads.
The other states are simply too much alike one of those I mentioned or just irrelevant.
>>74819050
Green: rich
The rest: poor and chaotic
>>74811794
Sardinia looks like a nice interesting pick.
Independence for Yorkshire
In Argentina it is Buenos Aires vs the rest of the country, which is called "El Interior" that means The Inland territory.
Buenos Aires and the rest of the country were separated for 10 years (they were called Estado de Buenos Aires y Confederación Argentina). And Argentina was in an on and off civil war between Buenos Aires and the rest of the country from the 1820s to 1880.
The issue is Argentina is pretty much like a funnel with Buenos Aires being the only seaport, the only thing that communicates Argentina with the rest of the world. Everything that goes to or comes from the interior passes through Buenos Aires. Or At least that was the situation then.
Buenos Aires is the capital of Argentina because it lost a war against the rest of Argentina, and it had its main city taken away by the national state.
Mexico is very complicated. Northerners (Chihuahua, Sonora and Nuevo Leon mostly) have a superiority complex and want to be americans. People from the center (Mexico City and Mexico State) think the rest of the country is a shithole. Everyone hates Oaxaca and Guerrero because everything apart from the coast is barbaric. I am from Yucatán, and people here have a superiority complex even though the rest of the country makes jokes about us. We make jokes about the people from Campeche. We also used to be independent and have a lot of regional pride.
auckland vs everyone else
>>74820454
This or North Island vs South Island
We don't have since we are not autistic pieces of shit.
Let alone writing an autistic wall of text about your autistic delusions about your autistic country's autistic regionalist ''rivalries''
Autists.
>>74779550
Sicilies looks the hottest.
Death to South Carolina
>>74820520
t. Humberto Barbasito
Sydney vs Melbourne
East Coast vs Everything Else
Mainland vs New Zealand
>>74793547
/malmo/
>>74795309
>>74795400
>>74795510
Success breeds jealousy.
>>74821423
>>74818231
Immigrants only really go to the big cities (which frankly are already shitholes anyway) to live in the already established ghettos with their own kind.
From what I've seen it's much the same in France, you get outside the major cities and the rural areas and small towns are really nice. Thankfully we haven't started doing the Sweden/Germany thing yet and bussing immigrants into small towns and villages to make sure everyone is culturally enriched. Housing shortages can sometimes be a good thing.
>>74811794
>Umbria
wat
>>74785249
Top lel
>>74811794
lol, l'Emilia-Romagna sta alla Festa de L'Unità?
>>74823617
>The Viennese word for everybody else is "Gscherte" which refers to their peasant status.
i do not think so , i do not know where in france you can find a city with more that 10000 people without immigrant ,maybe in britany
>>74811794
I want them all
>>74796009
What's that region got to do with korea? I think kyushu is more related with korea.
there isn't much regionalism going on here because the communications have always been poor until the 20th century and people have moved en masse to the cities
im from south-karelia, the south-eastern region pointed by the arrow and the only regional rivalry that we have is with savo, the region circed in red. traditionally people from savo are mocked for their hillbilly dialect and they are commonly held as dishonest people who talk too much
strangely though there is pretty much nothing going on between us and north karelia, the region east of savo. mostly because it's the most rural shithole region in all of finland (after kainuu of course) and the people in there who call themselves karelians dont even speak our karelian dialect
>>74825458
lol wrong pic
>>74790339
extremely accurate tbqh
>>74790339
furious polentazzo kys
>>74825003
Well not NONE at all, but in the smaller cities and towns in Bongland they're a tiny minority and never likely to be anything more, just like say the Chinese already are. If there's like ten immigrants in a city of 10000 you can't demographic destiny your way to the majority and it's more likely you'll have to integrate.
The big cities are fucked though, and that's no big loss because they were awful even before.
>>74811794
Veneto is the only white region.
>>74818295
We also have a bit of a Brisbane vs Non Brisbane Queensland
>>74795135
Triggered puulieze is triggered
Everybody hates Brussels.
Flemings and Walloons hate each other, but Flemings hate Walloons more.
I'm Flemish, don't know much about Walloon regionalism except for:
the Ardennes are considered backwards (Luxembourg province)
the old industrial zones (around Liège and in Hainaut) are butthurt and envious of Flemish financial success
As for Flanders:
West Flanders is considered backwards, full of farmers, kind of a nation on their own.
Limburg is viewed similarly but more in a jovial sense.
Antwerp are thought of as arrogant pricks (they unironically proclaim "Antwerp is the city, everything else is our parking lot")
Flemish Brabant (where I live) seems to lack stereotypes although we are super butthurt about the ever increasing Francophone influence around Brussels and along the south-western language border of the province. FUCKING FROGS DIE THE LOT OF YOU.
East Flanders... what even is there besides Gent?
>>74818295
Northern Territory- basically the drunk uncle everyone forgets about
>>74826619
Not even a state, just a lot of flora and fauna
>>74819282
>Falklands has (Arg.) on it
You can't make this shit up, pathetic
>>74826619
The drunk black uncle we try to forget about
>>74784496
Toulousain are brotier you lanky fuck.
>>74784592
Basically, in France, we all have those jokes about "that neighbouring rural region who's full of inbred people".
Near Toulouse, it'll be Ariege (with all the jokes that come with it like "if your parents get a divorce, do they still remain brother and sister ?"). In the North, the Chtis get a lot of that as well.
There are also rivalry between big cities with the friendly banter that comes with it :
- Toulouse and Bordeaux (Toulousain say "we piss in the Garonne and the Bordelais drink it."
- Paris and Marseille ("What's the capital of Maghreb ? Marseille" )
- Lyon and St-Etienne
Much like in Spain, everyone here shits on the capital and they return the favor to us. Lille has a solid and genuine good reputation regarding its people though, and data is insufficient for me to help you with the DOM-TOM, I can only attest that French people from Mayotte have a strong dislike for the other Comoreans.
>>74779550
The North South divide is definitely the biggest one
On top of that Yorkshire (the best county) has a big of a superiority complex against all the others
>>74779550
Friendly rivalry of everyone vs. Dublin
I don't really care about the regions North of the Danube.
Northern Germans are not so different from Scandinavians
>>74827426
>Lille
>Good reputation
I wouldn't call being known as inbred alcoholic pedophiles having a good reputation.
>>74779550
Thessaloniki vs everyone
Those pesky thessaloniggers can't accept that they are bulgarians and they keep trying to persuade us that they are greeks, to no avail of course.
>>74827661
> known as inbred alcoholic pedophiles
I mean, anyone in France can relate to at least one of those adjectives so I guess it makes them friendly or something ?
>>74823617
they are in the big cities now, in 20years everywhere
>>74827472
Let's not forget there's one thing all regions can agree on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4r_a5adehs
>>74779550
It's Toronto vs the rest of Canada.
helsinki (and the capital region) vs rest of the country is pretty much the only thing we have
I'll just do Scotland
Glasgow and Edinburgh hate each other, people from Glasgow say people from Edinburgh are snobbish, and people from Edinburgh say glaswegians are poor and violent.
Glaswegians also look down on the rest of Scotland as not really mattering and have a self image of themselves as really friendly, which isn't really very accurate. Unlike the rest of this list which is just memes, Rangers and Celtic fans in Glasgow also properly hate each other.
People from the highlands are jokingly thought of as insane savages, although everyone loves them really
Aberdeen is sheepshagging country. It's also dull and grey.
Dundee has the most incomprehensible accent.
People from fife are said to be inbred.
Everyone hates everyone from the next town over too obviously.
Although English people like to think we hate them with a passion, no one really does except when there's a World Cup on
>>74796009
Kyoto isn't Japan?