You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible or this

ich bin ein deustch krakenwagenpilot ja

>>74761261
*obtains a respectable position at a minor chemical research concern after eighteen years of higher education*

how much can ze boot hold
ein zwei drei
ein zwei drei vier

>>74761261
JA DAS WIENERSCHNITZEL

EIN VOLK! EIN REICH! EIN FUHRER! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!

*gets fire bombed*

>>74761261
BERND DAS BROT HAHAHA SO LÜSTIG

>>74761261
I estimate that it's very unlikely that this bird is able to stab me. Also, why wouldn't he use his beak instead of the knife?

>>74761549
zhe bierd's beak rhemids zhe juden too much of zhe gas masks so it vas banned

go away, at least we have mosques!

ZEUGENICS

>>74761261
BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO DEZTROY EUROPE

>>74761624
you won the contest

HAAGEN DAZS

I ZE SURRENDER

WAIT OH SHI-

>>74761261
*puts on lederhosen*
*puts on mountain hat*
YODELELELEHEEHOO
*Gulps down ein entire boot of Bier*
*Drives autobahn to work

Oh no Muslim man at mine work, he ist oppressed!!

Let Muslim have job, let Muslim have house, let him have family,

Fuck my 10 seconds are up plz don't kill me bird.

>>74761624
>>74761755
>hahahahaha le huns will destroy yuropppp xDDDDDDD

Kill yourself. Nobody finds this joke funny anymore. We all know it's the same few t*rks and frogs reposting over and over, and we all know that repeating the same jokes don't make it funnier, no matter how much you 4chan autists try.

BTW, not even accurate. Germany has produced the greatest philosophers (Nietsche, Marx - even Hitler had ideas of some merit), the greatest composers (from genres as far from classical, like Mozart, to rock, like Rammstein), the greatest authors (can't think of any besides Hesse rn). So please, stop. Germany has contributed more to Western civilization that you stupid snowniggers and niggerniggers.

>>74761874
>t. Phillip Dasbach

i am greek you fucking subhuman

>>74761933
good post

>>74761330
haha silly germans
every time

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>>74761874
>hitler
>Rammstein
>can't think of any

Lets invite Saudi's to our human rights board.

Hurray Germany!

>>74761874
t. muh heritage

>>74761261
Wiener Schnitzel Heil Hiter

>>74761874
Perfect german autism on display

>>74761261
PUT ZE BIRRD IN ZE KRANKENHAUSEN

>>74761874
t. Friedrich Wilhelm von Lutterbach

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VOLXTOD JETZT BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

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^^ xD

>>74761261

Draugen snufgen daughter schnauzer

*drinks beer in german

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BÜCH DICH

>>74761874
Is this pasta?

heil hitler!

Ich liebe dich, kleine schwartze vogel :3

>>74761874
Its time to listen anons...

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>>74761874

>>74761261
I'm on my way to flammenwerf my Jewish boss right now.