What's the rudest thing another country has ever done to

We figuratively rebelled and started an alliance with your greatest enemy, simply because you guys raised taxes slightly

We're also the reason there's so many blacks in your country

We had to send all our soldiers to help Britain in the war then we asked them to defend us they didn't and we had to ask Americans for help.

Can you belive that Paraguay invadaded a small Brazilian town? Naturally we went there and merdered 95% of the male population of paraguay. But i still think they own us something for that brutal act.

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>>74747811
>tfw can't think of one
>every dick move another country did to us was just backfire in war

looking back we were some lucky bastards. Never got backstabbed or attacked for no reason.
I guess Italy switching sides is an option.

>>74747905
That's because we had troops in Asia, but they they got blitzed by the Nips. Fortunately, the yanks weren't in the war when the worst happened.

>>74747811
Russia
US destroyed SU and then abandoned it instead of supporing it making new generations of russians love America.

>>74747811
Wasn't really a backstab so much as Whitehall being deluded enough to think the ami was their "friend"

>>74748400
To be fair, it was a dick move to not back us up in Iraq even though the war was stupid. That's how alliances work.

The US helped you out with Libya despite having no interest in the region.

>>74747811
>Puerto Rico
>They brought us Reggetón

>>74748532
would you really want russia to become another neoliberal european union cocksucker like the rest of the countries in western europe?

Flag
Rudest thing was when Estonia changed their currency to euros and started to increase the price of booze little by little. There is almost no profit anymore in taking the ferry from Helsinki to Estapoop and returning with a car full of booze. Price of beer cans and hard liqour in Estonia used to be a quarter of what it was in Finland, now it's more like 5/6ths of the Finnish price.

>>74748532
We thought Yeltsin had it

>>74748532
Your parents destroyed it not leaving their homes in 1993

>>74748936
Nor him, nor US, I think, soviet oligarchy decided to live some better through stealing national property.

Canada

When Spaniards tried to steal our fish

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbot_War

>>74748780
No, that's how vassalitude works. You wanted vassals, not allies. Allies have the duty to call each others bullshit, which was the case.
As for the Lybian war, it was mainly a proxy war against some guy who was threatening the petrodollar policy by trying to create a non-dollar-operated oil market (just like, what a coincidence, Saddam Hussein, and just like Iran is doing - though this one is heavily supported by Russia and China, so bringing them freedom is much harder). Though this asshole Sarkozy happily complied as he had some big interest in it. Fucking asshole should by trialed and executed for this and for the Touquet treaty.

>>74748400
You stolenit from the Belgians in the first place.

>muh petrodollar
Pedestrian response

>>74749319
not an argument
>non country defending another country

>>74749319
Not our fault if foreigners call them "French fries". We just call them "fries".

>>74747811
>Norway
>When Sweden stabbed us in the back and didn't provide protection for the royal family

>>74747811
>>74748267
Finland backstabbing us in WW2

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The Munich agreement, thanks France, Italy and UK

>>74751938
at least your slavic brother Poland stood by your side

>>74751938
lad it was only for the lulz

>>74748903
He just wants to have be indoctrinated into being happy with life. Instead he has to live with pride for a nation that will not see it's former greatness again in his lifetime.

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>>74751648
You were an indipendant bigboy, we thought you could handle it.

... we're cool now though, r-right?

>>74748102
We even allow them to be an overglorified Brazilian retail market. These guys are just so rude.

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you were supposed to be the greatest ally

>>74752252
This one I DO feel bad about

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>>74747905
hehehe

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>>74751648
>threaten us with war if we don't dissolve the union
>doesn't set up proper diplomatic communications with us our of spite
>allow Norwegians to freely enter the country during the war, including freedom fighters
>helped train 15k Norwegian troops for the liberation of Norway under the noses of the Germans
>"OMG WHY DIDN'T SWEDEN HELP US DURING WW2 YOU FUCKING NAZIS!??!?!?"

When Britain let America have Alaska and cucked us even worse by giving them the panhandle

>>74747811
>Transylvania
>When France allowed the annexation of Transylvania by Romania after WW1

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>>74752451
men men men

>>74748909
/thread

>>74752166
When will Brazil conquer all of South America. I'd be willing to join I just want a house in the Amazon with a Brazillian qt.

>Russia
>Treaty of Georgievsk

>>74752501
errr...sorry?

>France
Im hesitating between the XYZ affair and the US basically telling us to fuck off after we asked for money they owed us in a period of crisis.

Or when they teamed with the fucking soviet union and backstabbed us during the Suez crisis for trying to keep control of the canal we built and financed.

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>>74747811
>UK
>Send a single airraid against Petsamo
>Declared war against Finland only afterwards
>Didn't even bother invading or sending even a single airraid after declaring war
How demeaning. Were we not even worth sending a single ship? Just one token airwing to help the Soviets that remained near Murmansk.

>>74753458
We're your only friend

And we're not even your friend

>>74752252
came here to post this

>kill turks together
>backstabbed over the poorest region in the balkan
Bulgaria is a bit rude tbqh
>>74748102
So underrated

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I guess the Congo business maybe was a bit exaggerated.

>>74753889
ow fuck it's the other way around

in that case, Germany

Spain (Alva) is next

also the English promised help during our fight against the French in the 14th century and never delivered

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>>74748780
>It was rude to not help us destabilize the middle east when we told you to

>Netherlands

NO ERA PENAL

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>>74751938
>"So we told czechoslovakia to give away his land...he actually did it the absolute madman ahahahahahah"

>>74752252
muh corridor

how cruel

>>74754491
this kek

When we got kicked out of France by a magic virgin. That soil was rightfully ours.

Australia once (I say once, they do it all the time) cheated in a game of cricket against us

Lest we forget

>>74754569
God disagrees.

Not only did the Italians not honor their alliance with us in WW1 but they actually joined the enemy side. That is pretty rude

>>74747811
>Ireland
>when Britain refused to give people food during the Great Famine / Irish Genocide

>>74754569
Salic law best law

Brittain declared war on us

>Spain
>when America blamed us for the Maine explosion after purposelly parking it in Spanish Cuba

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>>74754799
When?

>>74754900
>Britain declared war on Finland, Hungary and Romania on 5 December 1941, following the signing of the Tri-partite Pact and Finland's alliance with Germany. However, all three of these countries were to change their allegiance before the end of the war.

Was pretty justified imo

>>74754799
yolo

>>74754900
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ww2peopleswar/timeline/factfiles/nonflash/a1138501.shtml

Don't act like you don't remember ;(

>>74754996
UK was allied with the Soviets and wanted to see all of Eastern Europe subjugated under the eternal Ivan. The perfidious Albion strikes again

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>>74754768
thanks m8

>>74747811
Flag
When England killed half of our population three times

>>74755105
why didn't you evolve like the franks did?

>>74755024
I thought we tried to send you weapons in the Winter War but Sweden blocked them

>>74755212
We'll indeed the delivery failed and germany succeeded on sending us the weapons. So that explains the co-belligerency with germans on our part.

>>74754606
perfectly legal move desu

cheeky, not cheating

>>74755191
Someone's gotta preserve the purity of the law. We're the pure ones.

(although our shithead last king changed the Salic law for the first time in 1800 years, allowing women to inherit a high noble estate, fucking disgusting, I spit on him)

>>74753969
fuck off, Flemish pirata

>>74754569
My city used to be part of """""your"""""" empire

Come back and together, we will RULE THE WORLD...once again

>>74754526
this is rich coming from a french

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>>74756010
one country separated by a language m8

>>74756223
fuck off, Kales was, is and has always been Flemish!

>>74756223
heh

Let's just speak a language other than French of English

>Sweden

danish king executed 100 nobles in stockholm

>>74756416
Faux, amic.

>>74756524
One day God will give it back to us. And without shitskins. You'll see.

>>74756589
>Flemish get Calais
>they get rid of shitskins
>we invade it again

hehe

>>74756478
Flemish

>>74756641
Flemish is not a language

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>>74756639
Bastard. Kids these days have no respect anymore for their parents.

>>74756700
well, Dutch then

you can speak the most gross Holland accent if you really want, if only it's Dutch

>>74756702
Actually, I fucking love franks, and feel more frankish than gaulish, even though I'm a little brat with brown hair and eyes...

Please come back ;_;

>>74756702
Your country isn't even real man, you're either a Dutch or a French forced into being "Belgian" by the Brits

>>74756744
I was just teasing m8

>>74756772
Franks were a confederation of germanised Gaulish tribes anyway ;^) You know we're the same blood.

>>74756789
How about no.

>>74756801
Good. I was already thinking I had to go full we wuz on you, with maps of Belgian colonies of anitiquity in Britain and genetic profiles showing still their presence today. ;^)

>>74756955
How about yes
Name me one thing you have in common with the Walloons (actually just French people under a different sovereignty)

>>74752472
>second largest country in the world
???

>>74756478
german

>>74757013
>let me tell you about your country

first of all, google "Southern Netherlands" and read up about their history

Southern NL was more independent or with high self-governance under foreigners (Spanish and Austrians) than it was ever united with the North.

Second, 1/3 of Flemings have French/Oil last names and vice versa. Main Frankish cities were in Wallonia. I can give you three academic papers from 2010-2013 that show we are genetically the same. The real ethnic difference border is the Rhine, not the language border.

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>>74757209
>QUITE FRANKLY, A NON COUNTRY

>>74757209
You should've said Catholic Netherlands, still Netherlands and definitely not """""Belgians"""""" in any case.
>muh genetics
>muh last names
Yes we Portuguese must be Spanish too then.
Face it, you have nothing in common, your cultures are completely different and the language barrier is just an even bigger proof of that.
Your country is made up by Brits and you stayed that way because you are monarchic cucks.

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>>74757013
also: decent beer and decent fries

even the Holland Dutch will not disagree on this

still, between the Rhine and Paris live a people that are different from the peoples north and south of it, physically/ethnically and culturally

so this makes pic related truly our legitimate clay

>greater belgium

>>74757333
>let me tell you about your country

as we say around here (literally translated): why bother with a candle and a pair of glasses, when the owl refuses to look?

>>74757336
>decent beer
Lol you mean a tradition that came from the Germans? Not Dutch nor French
>and decent fries
LOL a shit fried food from South America??
>roman borders
We wuzing this hard? Go to bed, Claus

When charles de gaulle said vive le quebec libre. Mind your own fucking business frenchies

>>74757348
*put hand in pants, touches penis*

one day, God willing

>>74757376
What a shit saying. Owls have fantastic vision and can see better in night time than humans holding candles. Even your saying is a failure like your failed aborted country

>>74748267
Thinking about it, the punishment Germany received for WWII wasn't exaggurated.
And not backstabbing would have only cost more suffrage and death. Italy and Finland couldn't have decide the war.

>>74757333
>Your country is made up by Brits
This is kind of a meme tbqh, it was the frogs who caused the Belgians to revolt, Britain initially supported the Dutch

>>74757389
candle. pair of glasses. owl. sayonara.

>Scotland
We liberated 90% of Ireland from the English just for the Irish to fight for the English when we were almost completely removed the Saxon

>>74757447
see >>74757419
byeee

>>74757527
my mistake, I guess as-salamu alaykum is more appropiate for you.

>>74757603
You're the one to know it, of course

>>74747811
>>74748400
s-sorry

>>74757686
>says the guy whose mother has a bigger moustache than his father

sure Alberto whatever you say

>>74756955
>Franks were a confederation of germanised Gaulish tribes anyway ;^) You know we're the same blood.

brother, I...

>>74757780
Kek now you just need the shit bantz because you don't have any arguments

>>74757209
>I can give you three academic papers from 2010-2013 that show we are genetically the same

Please give

>>74747811
>Started the Suez crisis to try and get Egypt to not go commie
>It goes commie anyway and the Yanks only succeed in humilating their two closest allies (and France)
Sasuga, America

>>74749312
>No, that's how vassalitude works.
THIS
H
I
S

americans are the biggest pieces of shit
they thinks we're their dog or something, that we will follow them in every war

Fuck yanks honestly, I can't believe we're still alies with those disrespectful dickheads

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>>74757409

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id like to say the burger who stole our clay in our worst moment but guatemala sprayed on our fishermen and killed 3 just for some dumb shrimp back in 1958, like wtf we are supposed to be bros

>>74747811
>Ireland
>Repeatedly raped by Britain and treated like shit for decades after we got independence

Relations only improved since the late 80s and jesus fuck people see the brits with rose tinted glasses on the pretext of being 'close culturally'.

>>74757989
RESPECT MY MARITIME BORDERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>74757837

https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/05/13/larmuseau-larmuseau2012copy/

https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/05/13/larmuseau2011copy/

https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/05/13/larmuseau2012copy/

https://www.pdf-archive.com/2017/05/13/larmuseau2013-copy/

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>>74758049
noice

Thanks, Belganon

>>74757419
>Owls have fantastic vision and can see better in night time than humans holding candles.

just want to clarify the saying for the dim-witted: during the day the owl sleeps, thus his eyes are closed and a lot must happen for him to open his eyes, hence in west-germanic lore the owl is stereotyped as a stubborn creature, comparable to a donkey, but more specifically stubborn in its stupidity. Hence the' candles and pair of glasses saying.

>>74757974
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74757095
The first treaty Canada ever signed (as an observer or something) was the treaty of Berlin which settled our remaining border issues and some other things as well. It's the treaty that all diplomats wish to emulate because of well everything worked out

>>74751938
I still find it hard to understand why the brits and french didn't steamroll Germany then with Czechoslovakia and Poland or do so when the Rhineland was remilitarized. WWI must have turned them into cucks the way WWII did to the current Germans.

>>74753889
>>74753969
What about that whole rape of Belgium in WWI

>>74758565
yep, Germany

burned one of the oldest library collections in leuven univ, burned whole villages, literally nailed peasants to barndoors, barbaric prussian fuckers, there's a special place in hell for them

>>74758565
I thought this was just propaganda for a long time but it turns out a lot of it was really true. They killed some nurse because she was helping all soldiers instead of just the German ones

>>74758856
>
my grandfather when he was still alive (born 1910) told me some really fucked up stuff his parents and their friends and family had to go through in WW I. He always talked about the Prussians though, instead of the Germans. I don't know if that was a common general name, or if they were really from the east.

there was a reason Germans acted so nice here in WW II, Hitler knew it well, what they have done here during WW I

>>74758993
>Prussians in control: vile, murderous huns
>Austrians in control: the white saviours of Europe
Really makes you think

>>74758482
yeah turns out people dont like seeing their husbands, fathers, and brothers die in a war by the millions for no tenable reason, weird huh

>>74759194
I guess you could say Austrians were in control because Hitler was the ultimate authority but the prussian officer corp and the junkers still had plenty of power and influence and without the support of both Hitler never would have become as powerful as he was.

>>74759289
Well the first was was for no tenable reason but if they went to war with Germany earlier the ones who died in the short war would have died to prevent a more horrible war with Germany in a dominant position rather than when they were under orders to retreat if their few battalions were attacked in the Rhineland.

>>74759194
Who was it that made a famous quote, about the export product of Prussia being war? I thought it was an Englishman.

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> Ukraine

> Constantly betrayed by everyone and everything

>>74759536
Are you thinking of the Voltaire quote?

>While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a state

>>74747811
>Malaysia
>Bong-Siam treaty without the knowledge of the leaders and sold the north part to f*cking ladyboys and it have never known any peace ever since.

>>74759872
No it wasn't that. It was something along the lines of names a couple of countries and their typical export products, and ending with Prussia and their export product, war. Something witty, like Oscar Wilde might have tought of.

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>Cuba
>When they got friendly with and inspired pseudo-commie socialist populist faggots
I hope a huge hurricane kill you all.

>>74759908
Sorry lad
At least you aren't ruled by gommies though eh

>>74759872
this is of course quite witty in itself, very nice in fact

>>74760032
Well Oscar Wilde wasn't an Englishman

>>74760063
I wish we'd followed Curtis LeMay's suggestion to just invade Cuba after the CMC and get rid of Castro, 'cause CIA operations weren't cutting it.

>>74760179
>invade and help out with coups in latam countries than don't need them and turn to shit afterwards
>don't invade the single closest commie country near you
Seriously you fucks had one job

>>74747905
Just read about this. Churchill was a bit of a cunt to the aussies desu.

>>74760115
honourary desu

>>74760245
>invade and help out with coups in latam countries than don't need them
Chile sure needed though, because Allende almost burned the place to the ground, also he was probably a Soviet/Cuban plant.

>>74760115
yes true, but culturally he was

it's like Gogol, Ukrainian name, Ukrainian family, but one of the greatest contributors to the Russian literature

>>74760115
Oscar Wilde was also a douche. He said something like "Americans are the only country to have gone from barbarism to decadence with no civilization in between."

>>74760312
Well Chile was the good one I'll give ya that but seriously though how could you not invade Cuba

>>74752252
Colonialism is a hell of a drug

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>>74759659
This.

>>74760344
Hahahaha

>>74759872
uhmm >HRE guy was a witty fellow but that quote is actually from Mirabeau, who was a courtier at Sans Souci for a while

>>74760344
wtf I love wilde now

>>74760374
Would have been a more productive use of our time than Vietnam desu.

>>74760473
Evidently not to mention Cuba is actually worth a damn

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It seems nearly half the backstabbings in this thread involved the UK in some form. The perfidious Albion label clearly doesn't go undeserved.

>>74754889
This, very rude
Why is America so rude with everyone?

>>74760344
kekked

>>74760583
>Bongs openly side with the Confederacy in the Civil War because mmmuh ch33p cotton
>give them thousands of muskets and cannons
>build raider ships like CSS Alabama which were crewed by British sailors and wreaked a trail of destruction on the US merchant marine

>>74760597
literally Chad: the country

always targetting spanish speaking countries too

>>74760641
Holy fuck if there's one country that doesn't get to fling around the perfidious word it's you faggots. Blow off

>>74760583
The UK is fine, they usually have good reason to do what they do. If they don't like something just let them be, we don't all have to like the same things

>>74759872
based François-Marie "Fedora guy" Arouet

In fact all of the European cunts sided with the South in the Civil War because they disliked the rising power of the US and were eager to see us balkanized. That and of course the US was a potent symbol of republicanism which the monarchies of Europe didn't care for.

Russia was the only one to side with the US, as they shared a dislike of Britain and Alexander II also hoped to use American ports to dock the Russian fleet in the event of future wars with the UK.

switzerland invaded us by accident

When france blew up a boat in our waters

>>74760741
There was talk of British and/or French intervention to break the US Navy blockade of Southern ports, but it never materialized. In the end, although Britain needed the South's cotton, they needed the North's meat and grain even more.

It should also be noted that support for the South was mainly among the ruling elites in Britain, who maintained a kind of sympathy for the South's plantation aristocracy, and most of the working class in the UK supported the Union and abolition of slavery.

>>74749272
>Spaniards tried to steal our fish
They do that to us too. Greedy bastards.

>>74760344
hah

>>74753033
>Or when they teamed with the fucking soviet union and backstabbed us during the Suez crisis for trying to keep control of the canal we built and financed.
It was a US foreign policy objective since 1945 to break up European colonial empires.

>when Portugal didn't colonize all of South America
Because of that we are surrounded by spanish-speaking nations. Thanks dad.

>>74748780
Canada didn't go to Iraq with you but you still ate Canadian bacon.

Also, in WWI Americans called sauerkraut "liberty cabbage." (That's not a joke)

>>74761035
Tal pai, tal filho.

Austria
They sent Adolf Hitler to our country.

You know, Germany was Hitler's first victim. Little known fact. And since there were about 80 million Germans at the time, I can easily argue that the German people suffered way more than Jews ever did. True story.

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>>74747811
That time Britain gave in to threats by America, particularly from Teddy Roosevelt, and cowardly sided with the yanks over a land dispute on the Alaskan panhandle.

>In 1903 the Hay/Hebert Treaty called for a panel to determine the border. Roosevelt had instructed the three US members to make the “right” decision or he would have to send in the US military, leaving rather clear doubt as to the impartiality of the US side.The two Canadian members, (and all Canadians) meanwhile presumed they would get British support in return for Canada’s contribution in Britain’s Boer War.Britain however was more concerned about creating good relations with the US, and the British member sided with the US in a decision handed down October 20, 1903.

>>74760783
Who cares, it was a greenpiss boat

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>>74760344
I love Oscar Wilde now!

>>74761319
Wasn't there a British plan at some stage that said if they went to war with America they'd leave Canada to handle itself while the royal navy went around and seized every offshore island the US owned?

>>74760344
What a top lad

>>74761527
Yes, technically, but it's a bit more complicated than that. Overall the strategy makes an allowance for the delivery of an army to Canada, but estimates the land too large and spread out to keep from American control. Instead it calls for a naval war on the western side of the Atlantic, with ships from Canada being used to keep open trade routes to Britain.

The same plan also says that if the American fleet makes it to the Eastern side of the Atlantic, it would be best for the UK to surrender promptly before incurring any damage or casualties. So all in all it's just a very pragmatic war plan.

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The whole second world war and the immediately following years until the Allied (read: Soviet) supervising council left Finland in 1947
Literally fuck every single one of you
Even you, Germany. Fuck you and your Molotov-Ribbentrop pact and stopping foreign aid from Italy reach Finland during Winter War. You redeemed yourself later but it was a bit of a backstab after years of military unity and co-operation

>>74759872
Another good one is that the Swiss don't have an army, for the Swiss are an army.

A French joke: it is a great honour to be a Prussian, but it is no fun

>>74753033
We didn't owe France any money. We owed the king of France you'd just murdered money.

>>74762472
>this is what the burger actually believes

>>74762486
>When an American knows more about monarchies than a queen's subject
Must suck to be you. The king gave us money, not the Republic of France. Our debt was to him

>>74747811
Colombia
When some rebellious Colombians decided to get independence and make a non-country, which is nothing but Colombia with another name.

>>74760261
Churchill fucked us over by orchestrating the whole Galipoli Campaign as well. I think he had something against us.

>>74763109
Churchill was a cunt to everyone. He created the black and tans to irreparably drive us away from the UK and sent the army against some striking Welsh miners. The only reason he's thought of as good is because he happened to be in office during WWII.

>>74763221
He was a war hero and went on to be instrumental in maintaining British morale during WWII as well as drumming up US support.

>>74747811
>India
>When UK asks for your support in both the world wars in exchange of freedom (and you provide it to them) but instead you get british induced famines and the all your food stock transported to UK so millions of you can die.
Thanks a lot winston cuckchill

>>74763260
Welcome to our world.

>>74763404
I always liked you guys, it's pretty amazing how you guys are pretty alright considering the fact that you live so close to the cancerous UK.

Disliking us after all we've done for them

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America risks war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do

>>74748267

30 years war was rude as fuck though

>>74748909
MS Estonia never forget

>>74763541
Tell that to the Princely States

Hyderabad never forget

(Although I fully agree that Britain behaved awfully during independence and partition)

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>>74752252
This

>>74763708
Nothing's personal but UK and US have been a dick to both their friends and enemies. And the fact that how much you guys have been anti-russia Shills after the second world war even though you won the war only because of them is proof enough Of your backstabbing tendencies.

Both of you create new terrorists to fight terrorists, we wouldn't be having ISIS, alwida, taliban, nuclear armed failed state of pakistan etc if it wasn't for you two shitheads.

>>74763983
>And the fact that how much you guys have been anti-russia Shills after the second world war even though you won the war only because of them is proof enough
You do know that they occupied and installed repressive communist puppet governments in half of Europe to use as their "security" zone against Western Europe.

>>74763983
>we wouldn't be having ISIS, alwida, taliban, nuclear armed failed state of pakistan etc if it wasn't for you two shitheads

This has gotta some Muslim pooinloo from Kashmir because otherwise you think he'd realize that Islam has been at war with the rest of the world for 1400 years and that it enslaved India for almost a millenium.

>>74763983
I wish Pakistan never existed. What a fucking horrid failure of a country. Jinnah should have been shot at birth

>>74764061
Islam has been at war but they have never been good at making the weapons of war and thanks to the cunts called usa and uk muslims control oil, have nukes and latest weapons. Well fucking done.

>>74763841
Sorry about pressuring you to give niggers freedom, because the results have been less than edifying.

>>74764127
>Islam has been at war but they have never been good at making the weapons of war

Except of course all those great medieval empires which ruled over vast regions including most of the Indian subcontinent.

>>74757333
but Portuguese ARE Spanish, buddy.

America as a whole tbqh

>>74764081
It was okay, putting extremist in a desert was a good thing but the constant support of cunt presidents' of us like Nixon, they armed pakistan well and then China and Netherlands helped them getting nukes.

>>74764061
>This has gotta some Muslim pooinloo from Kashmir because otherwise you think he'd realize that Islam has been at war with the rest of the world for 1400 years and that it enslaved India for almost a millenium.
The Mughal Empire was the first empire to encompass India and they were only around for a couple centuries tho.

>>74764215
>The Mughal Empire was the first empire to encompass India
They never controlled the Deccan though, despite the best attempts of the Mughal emperor to conquer it. There literally wasn't a single government ruling over the entire subcontinent until 1947.

>>74764165
Muslims are not good at war, the only reason you saw a vast muslim empire (mughals) in India is because of the support of local rulers and them adopting secular rule. The minute they ended secular rule was the minute the mughal empire started declining.

There is a reason why there are tons of battles where thousands of muslims have been before by hundreds of non-muslim soldiers in world history because they have been never good at war.

All they were ever good at was looting. Bloody glorified thieves.

>>74764215
Also what is Mauryan Empire? Which was bigger than Mughal empire.

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>>74764251
>They never controlled the Deccan though, despite the best attempts of the Mughal emperor to conquer it. There literally wasn't a single government ruling over the entire subcontinent until 1947.

I asked about that yesterday in /sag/ and apparently it's very difficult to defend once you you're inside the sub-continent.

The deccan on the other hand can be fortified for almost any invasion. Not to mention that it'd be easier to have a revolution in the south rather than the north where the HQ and main army would be. It's weird when you think about how the largest Indian empire's have been from the North.

>>74764340
The only great empire in the south was the chola empire.

>>74764340
>The deccan on the other hand can be fortified for almost any invasion
It's narrow and encased by hills, this makes the place extremely hard to penetrate, especially back before modern weapons existed.

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Brits tried to invade our land

Yeah no mate get fucked

>>74754738
>While being a member of the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungary and Germany, Italy did not declare war in August 1914, arguing that the Alliance was defensive in nature and therefore Austria-Hungary's aggression did not obligate Italy to take part.
Heh

>>74754755
That's not rude, it's murder

>>74764481
never forget

>>74764458
It also makes it the best place for guerilla warfare

>>74764426
Yes, it was just minor kingdoms and city states.

>>74764481
Turks invaded British land on multiple occasions though

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>>74764426
They were much better at resisiting conquest tho.

The first one in pic related is the maximum extent of the Delhi Sultanate after a century of slow conquest (after 1330 multiple nations overthrew the DS until it was a tiny thing barely not even covering pakistan)

The second one in pic related is all the main Mughal Emperors who did the most conquering after two centuries of warfare.
After Augrenzab's death the Mughal Empire was once again shrunk due to the rising Maratha and other kingdoms, so you can say they only occupied South India for a few decades at most.

>>74764458
Yup. It's why Afghanistan and Nepal remain unconquered even today. Well in Afghanistan's case they got rid of their rulers after a few centuries. Nepal never lost a war tho.

>>74764579
* they'd get rid of their

>>74764569
>British land
Which is?

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>>74764579
I think it was because the place wasn't that rich in anything and the military effort wasn't worth it.

>>74760597
A country doesn't grow from thirteen colonies into a world power without stepping on a few toes. At least we didn't attain our status by forcing Chinese people to smoke opium.

>>74748903
>>74752103
>>>/pol/

>>74764710
The US was largely not involved in the Chinese Century of Humiliation, which was mainly the work of the European powers and Japan.

>>74764705
Most of India wasn't rich tho >>74764340 . There was never a need to go beyond North India beyond just conquering which a lot of Sultans/Emperors loved to do.

How come that little tip at the end was rarely annexed tho?

>>74764710
And they forced us to grow opium, a crop that leaves even fertile land barren.

>>74764776
Because there was nothing there, it was better to leave them as it is and let them survive as a market than a subsidiary. Since you need to invest in a subsidiary. They can't farm there either it's rainforests, hills or beaches there. All kind of mines including diamond ones were also above that region.

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>>74747811
Invading us and stealing half of our territory, then saying that they're going to build a wall to keep us out and we were paying for it

Ind*nesia bombed our embassy

>>74764896
>Because there was nothing there, it was better to leave them as it is and let them survive as a market than a subsidiary. Since you need to invest in a subsidiary. They can't farm there either it's rainforests, hills or beaches there. All kind of mines including diamond ones were also above that region.
So basically Central-East India best India?

North-South most pathetic?

>>74764142
South Africa would have collapsed anyway

>>74764938
I heard it on the verge of a civil war these days

>>74765001
nah, but it definitely would have gone to a civil war if apartheid hadn't ended

>>74764928
North has the most fertile lands on the sub continent, you need food to maintain an army.

If it's about managing kingdoms I would say its west India since those fuckers managed to build amazing forts and afford a lavish lifestyle while living in the middle of a desert. And almost every empire had to gain their support since they were good at war.

>"Yeah, in case the Russians attack Germany and make it to Frankfurt, we will just nuke all of Germany to avoid Ruskies getting too close to precious France"
>t. UK, France and USA during the cold war

Thanks, best allies

>>74747811
You deserve that for burning down the original white house.

>>74765094
that's what you get for starting two (2) world wars

>>74764902
Beaners are violent rapists, and murderers who have been displacing us in our rightfully acquired territory while screaming about how evil and racist we are as they flood across the border for 50 years now. Fuck off you subhuman trash. The reason your country is a shithole is because it's full of your shitty kind

>>74764608
Malta and Cyprus

>>74765094
That's what you get for starting two world wars, especially one where you are geographically between allies who would normally hate each other so that when they end the war and take you out for being the worse of two evils you become the buffer between them.

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>>74765148
Your country is a spic shitskin shithole too, welcome to Latin America, my brown friend.

>>74765314
That's what you do if you want to kill 100+ million civilians

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>>74765156
>Malta and Cyprus

>>74765083
>If it's about managing kingdoms I would say its west India since those fuckers managed to build amazing forts and afford a lavish lifestyle while living in the middle of a desert. And almost every empire had to gain their support since they were good at war.
Which West Indian kingdoms?

>>74765331
It would have been if Hillary were president. Luckily, she is not.

>>74747811
Saudi Arabia flew a plane into my country once.

Naturally, we invaded Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya and Syria.

>>74747905
Defend you from what? Is this why the Emu War was such a genocidal massacre against the Aussies?

>>74765656
George Bush was dyslexic

>>74765672
>emus
nah mate
was the cassowaries

>>74765603
The rajputanas

>>74765656
Spot the Iranian diaspora.

>>74747811
argentines call us traitors for not helping them invade another country after they tried to invade our country

>>74756702
"conquest"
yea i guess walking into empty houses after the romans left is technically conquest

I dont think Brits have anything to worry about.

Im really worried about something that is beyond Russofobia.

South Korea was just a token, a controlled victory, I think.

Britain has Nothing to worry about.

>>74766158
>empty

Bagaudae Gauls would disagree with you

you should read up on the Great Migrations m8

>get shot up by t*rks in WW1 for the """motherland""" despite Australia really having nothing to do with the war
>nips start advancing through SEA in WW2
>England surrenders the theatre and leaves us alone

Thank god for the Big Strong Americans' Big Strong Fleet

>>74758482
England and France had no interest in Eastern Europe other than passively keeping Germany from becoming great power.

>>74758482
>just gone through the worst war in the history of the world
>lol why didn't they start another one

>>74768105
>18 years ago is something just gone through
>not warring when your enemy is weak instead of when they're strong

>>74761061
Canadians operate under a different set of rules. You're like our little brother, so we're duty-bound to love you even when you shit on us.

South Italy.
When a bunch of North Italians decided to conquer us and return to the outdated Roman borders despite all the changes that the North, Centre and South had gone through after all these years.

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>>74748909

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>>74751994
underrated

>>74762816
I honestly can't imagine how Americans can make this argument with a straight face. But then even your founding was based on complete falsehoods and backstabbing, I shouldn't be too surprised

>>74762816
>haha dude kings are so bad, and you know, it's like why we broke away from the UK, you get me?
>wtf France did away with its king? holy shit I will not stand for this
Nah, fuck you lot.

Swedes tried to forcefully obtain Åland during the midst of our civil war and ww1.

Thankfully the german relief force sent to help with the whites to retake control took a detour and scared the lttle shits off.

Later Britain decided that the island belongs to us and that's that. You still hear them cry about it sometimes.

malaysia
>stole islands
>stole songs
>stole celebrities (literally)

>>74763594
>somehow I'M the bad guy

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>>74765148
The U.S has triple rape incidents, cause of your alcohol and drug consumption.

>>74769568
>But then even your founding was based on complete falsehoods and backstabbing

George Washington singlehandedly started a world war.

>>74758022
Nah mate it was just 800 years of banter ya see.

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>>74771093

haha this maximus betrayus

>>74764902
Ahmmm what about Plan Merida, Introducing like thousands of weapons to the cartels in order to trace them but just shitty were able to trace, the rest were just everywhere sold like bread.

Orrr the drug war cause of their consumption

orrrr the born of el chapo by the US raids in Sinaloa

orr the Frenchies with the battle of the cakes.

>>74747811
>when arabs decided to suck anglo cuck instead of fighting for the empire

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Budapest memorandum, thanks to Russia, USA and UK

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>>74772838

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Thread pivot, how about when a country was nice to yours or when your country was nice to another?

>Develop cuhrazy tech ideas like really good radar, jet engines, proximity fuzes and research into nuclear bombs etc
>Too busy fighting Germany to finish them off
>Send shitloads of designs to the States for free so they can finish the designs and then use them when they later join in the fun

"When the members of the Tizard Mission brought one cavity magnetron to America in 1940, they carried the most valuable cargo ever brought to our shores".

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>>74774116
Germany aided us in our struggles against USSR where allies failed.

Germany aided us in our civil war sending divisions to clean up the red scum from the streets.

Thanks Germany, only ally, greatest ally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ONm72JG2_o

>>74752252
This followed by Spain and Olivença.

>>74747811
>Catalonia
>When Britain promised to force Spain to preserve our rights if we lost the war they were helping us with. They didn't. We're still taught in history class to not EVER trust the brits.

>>74774116
That was kind of a sad story, though. The Americans refused to help us with the Norden even though Tizard didn't just give them radar but the impetus towards the atom bomb.

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Nippon

America bombed us twice and keep butthurt at pearl harbor thing...

;_;

>>74774440
Haha stupid nips

>>74769612
The US didn't break from Britain because "kingz r badddd"
And you begged for money we didn't owe you algerian faggot. King of France was owed a monetary debt, not frog sucking revolutionaries. You don't accrue another man's assets by killing him.
>>74769568
I honestly can't imagine how subjects of a monarchy don't understand the dynamic of crown property, and the fact that the Republic of France has nothing to do with King Louis XVI

>>74765331
>I can't imagine why Americans hate us

When the US backed the coup d'etat in 1964 because they tought our president at the time was a commie. He wasn't.

>>74774440
Don't be sad everyone else hates americans with a burning passion, the yanks are just to daft to figure that one out.

>>74772838
That's because you treated them like shit you dumb Turk

>>74774539
The king didn't literally give you a billion livres out his personal wallet, he wasn't even that in favour of the revolution, it was under Beaumarchais (and Necker cooking the books) that all the French support flowed to the US. Plus if the debts were illegitimate then why were you still attempting to pay them starting in 1790?
Seriously no one buys this bullshit argument outside of the States, all it is is that you had debts you didn't feel like repaying, not for the first time either.

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>>74765605
>le cuck democrats le based trump

Obama literally set a world record for deporting illegals. Hillary would have carried on the same policies and so is Trump. So much of US politics is just about image and presentation. Anyway none of that matters because America will always be a brown shithole no matter how many spics you deport

When Prussia bought us(Bavaria) from our gay King in exchange for some Disney Land castle with money they have robbed from another Kingdom they had just conquered.

>>74748400
lol

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>>74774116
When the Ottoman Empire sent us food during the famine. Thank you Turks!

>>74760583
>New Zealand
>British colonists
>British queen
>British flag
>British military tradition , symbols and uniform
>speak English

and then you go and pretend that everything is "their" fault

>>74761527

Well the plan was to put effort into a naval war, and blockade/bombard all the coastal cities/ports such that the Americans would have no choice but to fuck off back

>>74765916
i personally dont think chileans are traitors, you have never been our fucking allies in first place.
Helping you to get independence was a mistake

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>>74774565
Why would I even care if Tyrones Gonzales hate Pablos?

>>74780774
>>74755128
talk about obssesed, fucking christ

>>74763109
Churchill didn't want to use troops at Gallipoli, his idea was to take the old British fleet only. It was the admirals/generals that wanted to protect the useless old fleet with troops, hence Gallipoli happened.

Do Brits actually think that about the Suez? You fuckers deserved that shit, you and France chimped out over another sovereign country, risking the entire Arab world joining with the Soviets.

At the same time you were doing this Hungary got completely fucked over by the Soviets, putting them back decades compared to it's western neighbors.

>>74790450
They invaded Hungary precisely because you left us to rot in Suez retard

>>74754755
>attempting to prevent a famine when you engineered it
???