>"Hey anon want to go out saturday night?" >No,

>>74736220
You can't

>>74736459
Fpbp

Its one of the only international competitions we have within Europe. I don't like any of the music they play but the it's the only competition besides Olympics and Football that we have.

>>74736220
Normies watch Eurovision too

>>74736220
>How do I defend liking this dumb thing?

by being a pole-smoking, fudge-packing homo-man. Otherwise, you can't.

>>74736562

So you'd be proud if the one and only international contest within europe was sucking off dicks, just because it was the only contest you had?

>>74736220
say that you'll be watching with yout gf you fucking homo

>>74736729
B-but I don't have a gf

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>>74736220
>"HA HA ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING"
>"No, I'm an /int/ellectual, I watch the eurovision to analyse social propaganda and the geopolitical bonds between countries."

i only watch because of this place but I'm not gonna say that in public

if someone asked me to something i would happily accept. if.

>>74736766
say that you have and he doesnt know yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RueNedKCvGA

>tfw no strong Israeli bf to make me feel alive

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>Not having International firends to watch Eurovisions with.
Lmao get a life normie.

>>74736769
Sounds a bit homo to me

>>74737076
I have /int/

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>>74736220
>"Dude, haven't you seen it before? Shit is so bad it's hilarious."

Turn it into a drinking game. Take a shot every time:
>Someone misses a note
>Wind machine is used
>Pyro effect is used
>"Thank you, Europe!"
>There's an awkward moment in green room

>>74736220
>>74736220
No way in hell because she's right. You better get used to giving blowjobs.

>>74736724
Don't commit obvious fallacies, make you sound incredibly simple.

>>74737771
>There's an awkward moment in green room

You'd be dead

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>>74736220
>"Hey anon want to go out saturday night?"
Nobody ever asks you that, do they?

>>74736220
>going back to my parents's house to watch it
>tfw the whole family's gonna sit round with a few pizzas and a few beers laughing at all the odd continentals and how shite we do in the voting
gonna be maximum comfy

>>74738482
Well no, but the idea is there

Is there anything entertaining this year?

>>74739179
Romania has a qt yodelling

>>74739179
Also there's a fat Croatian doing a duet with himself.

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>>74736766
Then say there's a girl you're talking to who likes it and that she wants you to watch it so you two can discuss it or something.

Or just quit being a faggot and watch it because you enjoy it. Who gives a shit? Quit being a sperg and just enjoy what makes you happy, you autistic mong.

>>74740943
>Not being horribly insecure

>>74736220
Butthurt because you always come last?

>>74743570
I couldn't care less about how awful we are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafsdrfRM4o

>According to Gabbani the lyrics of the song are a mockery of westerners who believe they can take Eastern cultures and "westernise" them. The song cites such aspects of Eastern and Indian religions as the Buddha and Nirvana as well as man's evolution from the ape, the idea for which he got from reading The Naked Ape, written by British ethologist Desmond Morris.[2] In an interview with La Repubblica, Desmond Morris praised the song for the "clear and fanciful reference to the theories" described by him, and for "the precision and sophistication of the lyrics" like Bob Dylan and John Lennon. Morris also added that he wants Francesco Gabbani to win the Eurovision Song Contest.[3]

>The song begins with a reference to William Shakespeare's Hamlet. Gabbani wants to highlight how modern society is divided between the temptation of spirituality and the necessity of appearing, and he describes people as "anonymous selfie-addicted".[4]

>The use of the Saxon genitive in the song title and chorus is a further critique of the fashion for the anglicisation of the Italian language but originally the song was called in Latin as "Occidentalis Karma" (Western Karma).[5][6]

woah so deep....

>>74736769
>so you are gay...?

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>>74736769

>>74744466
what the fuck? good for him none of the people watching it except for pastaspics will understand it

>>74738348

Respectable:
Belarus
Hungary
Italy
Portugal

Respectable*:
Australia
UK

Trash:
Everything else

*not really

>>74738348
I thought singing something in a foreign language was pretty bad

until I saw Spain and France.

I don't have to defend it.

People usually get confused, insecure and scared when I say I'm staying in to watch Eurovision.

>>74736220
Eurovision is shit just like everything the continentals make up. Should just nuke them and get it done with.

>>74748677
Actually we helped invent it

>>74739434
the song is shitty though

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MY FRIEND

>>74736220
Tell them you are Greek and it helps you connect with your culture.

>>74738348
>Australians are in it again
Yes, Lads. Get in there.

>>74736220
>tfw my friends are having a BBQ tomorrow and then they're going to party all night long
>tfw I'll left by 19:00 so I can watch Eurovision and shitpost on /int/

I don't know if I should feel based or stupid, but that's how things are going to be.

>>74750027
You're making the right choice

i lied my gf that i have night shift at that time

>>74747940
why dont you think moldova isnt respectable? just because they have the meme doesnt mean their song is bad

>>74744466
the song is shite though

>>74736220
Say you're watching it with a female relative

>>74752075
they're singing in english

>>74754053
I'm watching it alone with /int/ though

>>74736562
australia is in it tho