/brit/

una vela

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which part of england were the thornberries from

>>74731958
High wycombe is legit comfy tier uk town

day of the footstool soon brothers

>>74731987
home counties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_u18_BKczg

i invented the rick and morty gimmick

>>74731998
except for the mong whose guitar skills sound like a cat running on the fretboard sullying up the neighbourhood

how the fuck do all those fitness vloggers get so much views?

>>74732054
delta wave bg noise manipulates listener base look it up lol

>>74732054
the fairer sex

>>74732054
dont know sorry

Having a laugh at some good old British comedy :)

No Brussels Eurocrats, the policemen weren't so young, you could call a spade a spade and a Paki a paki!!!

https://youtu.be/epKqu_VHbQU

wow made some really good posts in the other thread for minimal (You)'s

were they really that good then

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>>74732005
where's that

have a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE

got a tinder date tomorrow lads. nervous af already, can't see it going well

>>74731987

moss side

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>>74732151
just be yourself

benny hill is a special form of depressing

nice strawman argument

If Theresa may gets elected England will win the next world cup playing 4-4-2

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>>74732151

>tfw no gf

>>74732151
I've got a tinder date too ey

I'm sorry I'm white
I'm sorry I'm male

>>74732187
buzz off!
*uses wi-fi

>>74732054
why do people watch KUWTK? escapism

>>74732199
trying to decide if i wear a shirt or not. looks better than a tshirt but don't want to look like i'm trying too hard.

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>>74732187
I'M TRYING

may is only having an election to legitimize herself

>>74732221
>a shirt
>trying too hard

what the fuck?

>>74732131
Berkshire, Buckinghamshire, Essex, Hertfordshire, Kent, Surrey, and Sussex

have a choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLfPaC5cNds

Addicted to sex but a virgin

>>74732216
it's not escapism with KUWTK though. it's actually really clever what they do desu. people are so obsessed with being rich and famous that they shoot everything like the viewer is actually in on all the action like they're a member of the family or a close friend and so they're also rich and famous.

meanwhile theyre watching from their estate flat in grimsby but the illusion is there for an hour.

>THERESA May has promised MPs a free vote on the ‘nation-defining’ issue of whether vicars can still greet policemen while cycling past village greens at sunset.

>The prime minister pledged to allow a frank and open debate about whether tea should still be served on manicured lawns to retired army officers who write to the local newspaper.


>She said: “Unlike Labour, my team still believe in schoolchildren in caps and short trousers scrumping apples while accompanied by a scruffy but sweet-natured dog.

>“There will be a free vote on whether bobbies on the beat should continue good-naturedly tousling the hair of youngsters while bidding the town’s spinster librarian a fine evening.

>“Would Jeremy Corbyn allow his party to vote in favour of warm ale drunk to the reassuring jingle of Morris men dancing? Certainly he hasn’t said so.”

>>74732254
wait just realised i perfectly described escapism. nevermind me hahahaha *kills self*

>>74732235
don't really wear shirts normally

>>74732199
with sofia?

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>>74732227
>>74732199

Ahh yes the top minds of /brit/ have cracked the code

Tele = for idiots

4chan = for smart people (but ones that were too lazy to get good grades)

>>74732282
she's called loungie in Australia

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>>74732041
white cat strutting his stuff

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>>74732313

might get into the occult

starting to think normies are little more than husks with little to no independent thoughts of their own
thoughts?

Fear of being alone

>>74732313
wew lad, wew

>>74732360
>thoughts
have none

>>74732360
>Ahh yes what if like the normal people are actually the ones who've got something wrong with them!!

*Changes the channel*

>>74732356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0GLmqQWM0

Sigil magick works I done it to get a bag of weed after moving after not having any for months and I get one four hours later

>>74732360
think status: buffering

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She's losing interest

pizzagate isnt real

Anyone catch the question time last night?

Forgot to put the green bin out last night.
Woke up and saw the binmen down the street, went to ask them if they were coming back this way and could they collect mine if they are.
Of course they were Poles and couldn't understand a word I said.

https://twitter.com/JPY_Kurdish/status/861701659382120448

ah yes "the left"

saw my neighbour talking to the lamposts about bins again this morning

>>74732471
smierc!

pretended I was polish before so I didn't have to talk to this dickhead about his bins

he was well annoyed think he was a racist haha

All westerners are fed a steady diet of meaningless flag worshipping phony patriotism, crap mind destroying television, biased news and washed down with industrial strength pain killers by the barrel load

Unwavering loyalty and respect for brainwashed young men backed into tubes and jettisoned off into some desert in the middle East to kill and destroy for some vague notion of forced 'democracy'

Distracted by meaningless games painted as entertainment and shoved into little cubicles in overcrowded offices for half their life

Look around. When was the last time any of them read a real book? Never, they're blind to what's really going on

>>74732396
struck a nerve?

what should i get for lunch: burrito or quesadilla?

>>74732545
quesadilla

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ah yes dreaming about the imaginary gf again

Ten idiota zapomniał wyrzucić jego kosz, pieprzyć jego matkę

>>74732545
of course, lunch, the thinking lady's meal

>>74732455
never remember when it's thursday anymore

Business idea: write a contrived and meaningless book full of contrived jumbled up phrases and made up words and then say that anyone who doesn't appreciate it just isn't smart enough

>>74732589
I always do because it's the day I get all my trash out and set it out at the road like a non-neety runt

Skype's down again, gonna' use facetime

Business idea: nick £20 out mums purse

>>74732662
utter runt behaviour

business idea: nick my mums prose

Think some magpies just killed a bird in my back garden
I opened a blind to see a magpie on top of another bird then something spooked it and it flew away flinging the other bird about a foot
I went out with a swiss army knife and a shoebox prepared to either put it out of it's misery or nurture it back to health and it was just dead

>>74732662
Good lad

What you gonna spend it on?

>>74732683
Willing to sell a 50% stake in the venture for £15

>>74732662
this is not how we can bring down the zog-machine

>>74732159
which moss side

>>74732486
nazi scum off our streets

>>74732528
unironically do this when walking about the city getting hassled by charity workers or homeless people

>>74732151
what you gonna do on the date?

>>74732702
Put it on 'ootball at the 'kies

who are these depraved fucks who pit scorpions and tarantulas against one another

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>message a cute girl two weeks ago
>see an email that she replied an hour ago
>enthusiastic message, get excited
>log in
>"Sorry, [name] no longer has an account."

>>74732619
make fun of Jimmy again and I'll tombstone you to oblivion

>>74732765
who wins?

>>74732765
pacific islanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkiobax0XPQ
people who watch this shit and or jeremy kyle need to reevaluate their lives

>>74732748
No fucking clue what this means

Business idea: ol' 'cide

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CENTRIST
POLITICAL
THINKTANK

>>74732718

manny

tokyo is the best city in the world and its not even particularly close

not even a weeb or attracted to japanese women

what's on the agenda for today then lads?

>>74732832
Ask her how many Jews died in the Holocaust

If she doesn't say 3 million she isn't a true centrist

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>>74732832
she's my sort of girl

>>74732739
just go to a pub for a few drinks, get a bit pissed. we haven't picked where yet

>>74732832

mental

still would but

>>74731987
only nigel was british as i recall, his wife and daughters were yanks

HAHAHAAH IM SUCH A COOL NORMIE THIS IS THE NORMIE THREAD OF 4CHAN AND WE'RE ALL COOL HERE FUCK OFF U SPED Xd

>>74732486
literally cannot fathom young men who are leftists
also the british police are fucking atrocious

wish I still had my uni access to articles and journals

morning lads

>>74732879
>>74732880
>>74732888
So this is the power of British intellectualism refined

feel like playing pokemon again

will download an italian rom and randomise all the stats to make it feel fresh

>>74732880

love pints me

just got called a normie by some lacer in a ski mask

neighbour called me champ again

muggy cunt

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>>74732920
>british
Go on, say that again little man

g'day muscles

Called the spaz next door a champ to try and cheer him up

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BBgErm0kyv

Ahh yes the old cide shop pizza hot cold chips birdcucks foy intellectual brexit Tories labour rorke rasheed vroom vroom mong shan't silenced singer kev

called my aussie cunt neighbour a chimp cos he's fully retarded but i think he misheard

British posters on /pol/ are very Americanised. I don't like it.

>>74732980
Looks like isis

alri legend

>>74733029
/pol/'s a touchstone for monoculture within a sub-culture

>>74732997
LETS GO CHAMP.... LETS GO CHAMP

LETS GO CHAMP LETS GO CHAMP CMON CHAMP LETS GO CHAMP

>>74733029
thats because /pol/ users foster a sort of togetherness in all their causes

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>>74733029
blame the post war years and the internet age

I may look fly but I want to die

Le Irish thin hair chin man is back lol

imagine being so irrelevant and insecure that you have to yell shit to your neighbors before work to feel better about your miserable existence

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>>74733079
if you're referring to me you're mistaken
im mr heem

the boss is gone to a conference and left me no work
just sitting here browsing the chon and listening to the ol 'ify

Said hello to my sadsack yank twat neighbour this morning, he mumbled something and scarpered back inside lol

left the resident runtoid no work while i'm away and i'm sure he'll still fuck that up

>>74733139

listening to 'tify as well

don't have 'mium though so have to change the song before the next one starts

shant be listening to ads

>>74733119
Mayweather is going to spark this little twat.

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the gf

wageslaves are pathetic

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>>74733188

>>74733188
Lmao no

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Now that the dust has settled, what was his problem?

>using dating apps and websites

Remove yourself from the gene pool.

Genuinely prefer the taste of stout to beer but when out I always feel like people think I'm trying to look overly mature by ordering stout so I have to order beer instead haha

Love pints

>>74733183
its only €5 for premium i you're a student lad

>>74733231
who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Love willies

>>74733269
't 'y

>>74733241
loads of young people drink guiness here
brits just arent manly enough

hate pints

love willies dipped in pints

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just getting started here chaparoonies

>>74733289
Guinness isn't manly though. barely has a taste.

>>74733289
or they can afford to drink something better than mud water although muddy water reminds you of your childhood home

>>74733297
>not neopolitan
get out

>>74733259

am a cheap cunt me

>>74733297
absolute nutter

guinness is actually pretty shit. weatherspoons-tier drink. far better stouts out there.

>>74733289
How is Guinness manly you absolute woofter

>>74733302
does it? I dont really drink stout

>>74733319
t. drinks wine from a plastic bag

>>74733320

>hardcore till I die

choooonnsss

>>74732471
i just put any rubbish in any bin

imagine doing work for the council for free?

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>>74732279
I wear shirts on the daily and never once been told or got the feeling that anyone is thinking I'm trying too hard

Once you don't go full middle aged man suit tier then you'll be fine

This is pretty much my aesthetic, except without that weird leather jacket

>>74733351
he's an effeminate neet who doesn't know what he's on about. typical ignorant taig.

>>74733320
who the fuck goes to spain for the local culture
absolute dry shite whoever made that

like willies in my mouth and bum but especially my bum

>>74733320
this is why I've refused to go to the touristy bits of Spain and Greece when my parents have suggested it as a holiday destination

changing my name to Lorenzo

>>74733384

t. chinless britisher

>>74733428
got a good chin actually, fatty.

Why do some people get so offended that others just want to go on holiday someone reasonably priced and warm to relax lmao

Middle class wankers have to shit themselves over literally anything don't they, fuck me

>>74733360
theyre alfoil lined you cultural zilch

>>74733454
pretending to be superior to others makes them feel better about themselves

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>got a good chin actually, fatty.

>>74733418
unironically have a friend called Lawrence and when we're out and he's chatting up a bird we ask the girl if he told her his name is Lawrence, then say his real name is actually Lorenzo and he's here temporarily studying from Italy hahahaha

Business Idea: Set up a shell company to buy stuff through for my personal use and then I purchase the goods from the company at a very reduced rate so the shell company never pays VAT and always looks like it's making a loss

>>74733320
>going to destinations where poor people will be

Why do people do this and then still complain?

I also go to the far east, the fairly expensive flights serve as a barrier to most of the filth.

Alri lads

>>74733454
when has anyone ever been offended by people going on holiday?
have you been triggered by someone telling you there's somewhere nicer than where you've booked?

>>74733501
hahahahaha good banter

>>74733495
lol triggered fatarse.

Got several moles that meet all of the cancer qualifications and have had them for a decade. Should probably be dead.

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/brit/ beefa meetup in July

can't wait

>>74733517
Museum wanker loves his fucking museums

>>74733512

alri

Saw a Polish shop for the first time in Dublin. I was utterly perplexed. What the fuck do they sell in there?

>>74733585
shoe polish, wood polish etc

>>74733604
Don't mess with me sunshine

>>74733576
Car got robbed in naples haha

And he said

RUBBERY JUBBERY

>>74733626

>going south of rome

Why do people give money to cancer charities? They've been getting massive donations for decades and they still can't cure it. Seems like a waste of money.

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americans
EXPLAIN PLEASE

>>74733585
polish food, it's nice you should try some. Lot of meat

chicken and biscuits for lunch

>>74733381
You're worse than the bloody Poles mate.

>>74733671
unironically more attractive on the right

Just had an hour's power nap and I feel great

So, what's the craic?

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How do I achieve this look?

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brits
EXPLAIN PLEASE

>>74733726
Never wash your hair

>>74733726
be very handsome

>>74733654
>tfw soon to be homeless and jobless due to said robbery

Haha

>>74733723
Feck all lad, yersel?

>>74733585
loads of dodgy smelling shite, especially meat and fish

they actually smell worse than those asian shops, do some decent chocolate stuff

you don't have Polish shops in the UK?

>>74733585
pierogi and borscht

>>74733763
They're everywhere.

>>74733735
JUST

>>74733726
creasing at the image of some soy face vermin trying to look and act like this
dress in a way that suits you mate, don't try to imitate people who probably have a pretty different aesthetic to you

last nights drunkenness wearing off about now as usual

time to medicate the problem the usual

>>74733763
I'm from the north, we don't have Polish shops here, atleast none that ive ever seen

>>74733726
orthodox training, and it's gotta be really barbaric and really insane. Like REALLY gruelling frickin crazy, barbaric, dungeon slayer Dorian Yates style shit. It's gotta be extreme. It's gotta be like fuckin throwing bricks and shit, and, it has to do with picking up bulldozers and shit, and balls and everything

>>74733785
>soy face

what did he mean by this

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>she's talking longer to reply to my texts
>she's got 2 more instagram followers than when I last checked

hmmm

>>74733735
>>74733671
girls are very impressionable and see a bunch of fashions/looks on the internet and become that

got called a luxury player in waterstones

What are the chances of Tim actually moving to America?

>he actually buys the ""food"" in Polish shops
they're just fronts for smuggled cigarettes, you really think they're putting decent shit on their shelves?

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>>74733839
dont do that to yourself lad

>>74733735
right looks miles better

my shit doesn't stink desu

>>74733861
very low
they're not letting a mentally unstable unemployed british man into the country
even if he gets an acting job over there they'll still be pretty fussy

>>74733715
you're unironically blind

>>74733899
Gis a taste

>>74733861
literally none.

I don't think he'd even be allowed in without a supervisor

>>74733785
I'm no little man or Little Bo Peep bro. Don't fuck with me bro. You don't want to fuck with fucking me. Bro I ain't no little man bro. I'm bigger than you, I'm like 230 and I'm fucking taking supplements. Don't talk shit bro in the morning, fucking please.

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>>74733864
Been feeling sad lately

Become sensitive more easily as a result

>>74733911
are you really happy with this post?

Have a word mate

>>74733932
Grow a pair

corbyn's speech is basically "we don't need a military until we need a military, which is right now"

now wonder labor is in shambles

>>74733899
grim

>>74733726
>white people
what went right?

>>74733947
was this post really necessary?

just been eaten by a giant spider

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>>74733954
You don't understand

>>74733952
glad I don't listen to (c)Rap

>>74733952
Don't know who any of them are

>>74733958
Didn't read a word

>>74733932
force it out of your head the moment it enters it. you'll start doing weird shit if you feel you're losing her. just focus on anything but it.

>>74733955
Why do we need a military when the chumps in Washington will pay for our defence anyway LOL

Half out military budget isn't even military spending it's civil service pensions we pretend count towards it lmao

nothing like the comforting blanket of that first swig of gin lads

Got called a wee scrote in centra lads

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>>74733835
fella in piccy is an example
>>74733903
you have unironically shit taste
>>74733918
it piss bro

>>74733751

greentext the story if you have time

love pints

>>74734048
>drive to naples (broom broom)
>get out me car
>some wop gets in and scarpers
>needed my car to ply my trade as a car extra in italian films

Tough on pints, tough on the causes of pints

*blows really hard in your ear*

one nation under cctv

>>74734010
zach

Not a bigot, just find gays disgusting, simple as

dog a few houses down has honestly been barking almost all day

i actually hope the cunt fucking dies

what is acid jazz and should I download this playlist my boy sent me?

Saw an it crowd joke on reddit and smiled. I understood the reference

woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof

been working on my dog impression lads

>>74734048
>go-a to napoli
>a man, he jumping out-a da shadows
>hits me with a big pizza pie
>he take-a my brand new Fiat 500

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eating a breakfast

>>74734170
*bums you*

don't reply to it

>>74734048
>drive to naples
>get accosted by local resident
>get told it's dolmio day and i have to pay tribute
>he takes my stylish travelling wallet and scooter

oi Zach, u here m8?

>>74734189
let me guess, ting about arsenal is they always try to walk it in the net

>tfw the only thing i know about naples is that a pornstar i watch is from there
state of me

>>74734276
yes m8 what you want

>>74734276
zach

Just received an envelope containing 250ml of magnesium carbonate paste in a dented unmarked white bottle with no branding anywhere from an Amazon seller with no reviews

Starting to think this might be a bit dodgy lol

Oi Bilal, u here m8?

>>74734288

are Valentina?

>parents just had a go at me for having all my windows minimised when I'm out of the room
>say it looks "suspicious"

autistic pricks

just sold some nerd a bottle of jizz by saying it was some science bollocks LOL

Zach here

ama

oi Jamal, u here m8?

>>74734332
yeah haha

>>74734184

na

>>74734328
yeah in court, jury's coming back any minute

>>74734309
Hmmm

*Hits the local bobby alarm*

told my son to stop watching gay porn on the family computer, he didn't listen

>>74734369
waddup mane

oi Khan, u here m8?

>>74734374

good lad. would marry

>>74734277
no it was a dota joke
Dear position 4/5,

Gank! exclamation mark
Gank! exclamation mark
Help me! exclamation mark

Looking forward to hearing from you!
All the best, your mid.

>>74734309
what you going to do with it

>>74734417
yeah hes with now, it's bilal, mo and umar too

>>74734048
>be me
>be on birthday holiday with wife
>about to return home
>stop for a slash at petrol station
>have a piss
>come out
>notice something odd
>front window crowbarred open
>mfw boot is empty
>mfw 7k of kit gone
>mfw no passports
>mfw stuck in Italy

>>74734428
It's for rock climbing la'

>>74734377
too late

odds fap
evens get dressed and go out

gorilla mindset

haha bonjourno lads just got here from naples nicked some muppeto's passports

I'm an American staying with family in Cambridge.

I always enjoy England but there is something I find difficult to get used to. Most people are kind and friendly, but there seems to be this prevailing introversion among people here. I usually like to smile at somebody I'm walking by if we happen to make eye contact (especially if it's an attractive female) and 90% of the time in America I'd get a smile back. Over here it's like they make every effort to pretend you don't exist and either stare blankly ahead or down at their phone.

I just find it peculiar because I don't consider brits particularly cold people, but there seems to be this strange distance when it comes to strangers and the unknown. Could any brits here lend some insight? I'd love to make friends with locals but I'm finding it difficult with this.

>>74734496
gutted m8 where you going to go?

>>74734462

what else they take?

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>tfw pregnant asian women make me rock hard

need help lads

>>74734496
not the result I wanted. lets try that again

>>74734462
ahh that sucks. hope things work out alright

>>74734531
is there any porn of this

>>74734533
Waheyy 2 faps

>>74734515
meet mates and get stoned

>>74734462
go to your embassy or something
where you from

>>74734512
We don't just "make friends" with complete strangers on the street
If you're ever stuck in somebody's company for an extended length of time beyond your control, then you can be friendly and potentially make a new friend

>>74734525
Two laptops, jail broken 3ds, all the clothes, 60 euros worth of cheese, slr and lenses, jewellery etc etc

>>74734579
Yes

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>74734579
rule 34

just bought 70 euros worth of cheese off the deep web

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>60 euros worth of cheese

>>74734512

cambridge is too big for that kind of thing

there's too great a chance that you'll acknowledge a mentalist. in smaller towns/the countryside people will say hello or stop for a chat

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>>74734630
>>74734635

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>>74734599
>60 euros worth of cheese

>>74734594
Am English, wife is a yank tho

Tfw no visa

>>74734599

unlucky lad. you have any gps tracking apps?

at least you have a wife though :v)

>>74734223
mind if i turn this into a comedy sketch?

Don't ask how but me and a may have come into possession of a large quantity of cheese

Any takers? Starting bidding at around 60 euros

>>74734630
whats dn weed like compared to street stuff, ive been wanting to try some for a while now

>>74734692
right up until he comes home and admits he has no cheese

>>74734512
It's because everyone in the South is a cunt.

>>74734512
depends where you live. i live in a decently sized rural town and if you smile/not or say alright to someone, they will almost always reply

>>74734721
nah lad i'm lovely

>>74734512
southerners are autistic

bradley walsh is based tbqh

>>74734643
Any towns you'd recommend within an hour or so driving distance? I've been to the UK many times so naturally I'm not looking for touristy bullshit, just to engage in regular life and culture.

put up a page on the deep web ages ago selling cheese and some muppet just ordered 20kg lmao (about 60 euros)

New

>>74734753
>>74734753
>>74734753

LOL

u r

SO

GAY