Culture Pals /cp/

1st for get a life fucking faggots

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Pervert free thread

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tfw you talk to people but still feel alone

>>74725879
omelette du fromage

>been talking to a qt for 3 weeks
>think i'm getting somewhere
>sometimes fap to her pics
>life is great
>get home from university
>log into my desktop at home which I haven't used in months
>click the interpals quick launch on my home screen
>don't notice it autologged me to my old fake account
>view her page
>a couple hours later she messages my fake account
>hitting on me
>i'm just sitting there in disbelief, fucking whore

fuck

>>74725991
lol

>>74725991
Congratulations, you cucked yourself

Are Mexicans in Mexico any different from the Illegals in America?

https://www.interpals.net/WidiLestari

Anyone manage to get her nudes?

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>tfw no one will reply back to me
A-am I doing something w-wrong...?

>>74726395
Why would you want her nudes?

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>74726417
post profile

>>74726395
fuck you
i've visited her while scripting, and now haven't checked and visited her again
now she'd think that i wanna talk

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>>74726395

When girls say there interested in korean culture but don't like kpop and dramas it confuses the fuck out of me. The fuck else is there that's considered korean culture?

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>>74726655
Nam June Paik, for example
i like him a lot

>>74726655
they have an interest in plastic surgery

>>74726395
I didn't think Indonesia would be an Allahu Akbar country.

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I'm somewhat tired but noticing KKK made me worry for a sec.

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>>74726476
>tfw Russian gf

>leaves a wall comment instead of messaging
the fuck is wrong with people?

>>74726984
Literally the most allahu akbar country in the world.

>>74728745
Where in Russia is she from?

>>74729608
How the fuck can a Russian guy not get a Russian gf? They're desperate.

>>74729608
Is it a good trick to tell russian girls that they look like cheburashka?

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Pathetic

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>>74730358
your rude

>>74730358
Kill yourself you rude snownigger, she seems very nice.

>>74729608
Donetsk

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>>74730431
>>74730618
fine... i'll reply like the good goy that i am

>>74730358

Don't talk to her, she's fucking lonely and desperate and completely boring to talk to because of it.
she has messaged me on 2 accounts already, she really needs to fuck off.

holy shit these threds are still going

I actually almost married a girl I picked up from interpals I think 3 years ago at this point

still talk a lot

my Korean qt deleted her profile.

I stalked her a bit and found her Skype which she's never told me before.

>mfw:}

>>74732538
You gonna add her? :^)

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>>74726395

>>74732678
nah she'll be back

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>>74726655
they just want my bkc

>>74733072
I like your confidence, good luck amigo
She in the same city as you?

>>74730358
>"I'm addicted to cats as well"
Why are women so autistic? Who in their right mind thinks this is a good thing to say to someone

>>74733361

English isn't her native language and she's desperate for that first world dick.

Simple.

>>74733373
Oh kek didn't notice it was a slav

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>>74733389

I think cat freaks are too infected with toxoplasmosis gondii to not realize how autistic they sound.

The only possible explanation

>>74733451
No kidding I had a long argument with an ex once over whether she would save her cat over her own brother. Said she'd choose neither because they were both as important to her

>>74731801
>almost married
pleb, i get married on the 8th of July

>ask girl how she's gonna reward me for something
>she says 'did you have anything in mind?)'
How to get nudes lads

>>74733772
Ask for nudes

>>74733772

Show her your toothpaste flag

>>74733772
ask for nudes

>>74733928
>>74734011
Yes but how do I phrase it? "Send nudes" seems like it would never work

>>74733138
Non existant

>>74734041

"Ill show you mine if you show me yours"

>>74733772
>Be Me

>>74734041
say something like "well I bet you have a fantastic body, I would love to see more of it"

>>74734220
Now that's something I could use
Thanks lad

>>74734220
>>74734257
Reeks of beta, don't do it lad

>>74734257

If you need help from 4chan on how to pick up a girl you probably aren't doing it right.

Just be yourself. It works every* time.

>>74734371
it's only worked once on IP

>>74734272
What should he say Slovakia senpai?

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>>74735034
>"Take off your clothes"
Simple, fast, to the point. If she's not a retard and if she's into you she'll send you pics

Glorifying her body before even seeing it is a no go

>>74735135
>Glorifying her body before seeing it is a no go
I'll keep this in mind

How's it going with your gook qt?

>>74735310
I've been ignoring her for days now since she said she loved me

I'm Frenching it up a bit now

>>74735373
Wew lad

>>74733151
she's not. why?
are you /traveller2048?

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>didn't put that I speak English
>updated it 2 days ago
>get far more views now

>>74735913
Nope, I think there's like 5 common Brit posters

>>74725879
>>74725986


I always enjoy this exchange every thread

>tfw my russian qt talks about another guy
I-I thought I was the only guy she's talking to.

>mfw some /pol/ guy who talked to my fake girl account is probably a tranny but doesn't want to accept it
lmao he was me 8 months ago

>>74736564
I have one fake account of a girl and she gets 30 messages per day.
Being a girl is living in easy mode.

>>74736564
Girls always do that, they like to play mind games if they know you like them.
You just gotta be forward pham

>>74736600
I nope you're not talking about me senpai
I hate Pakis but I'm not /pol/

>>74736702
No another brit. You didn't just tell me you'd prefer to be born as a girl and have erection problems in sexual situations, right?

>>74736734
Can confirm I didn't say that

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7 viewers 0 messages today

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>qt asks for a pic of my body
>i'm a bit chubby
>used a pic from /fit/ instead

I-I've been exercising and dieting, I can get that body soon

>>74737301
Shame on you

Height, weight, bodyfat est.?

Or just give pic

really wish a spanish qt would look at my profile just once.

all russians, poles and indonesians

>>74737301
Crafty

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>>74737438
>>74737649
The pic isn't ripped or anything

Just slightly lean, easily o-obtainable in a couple months

>>74738043
What happens when you inevitably bed this woman and she notices you don't have a small blemish that she noticed in the first picture you sent her?

>>74737645
but russians and poles are qts

>>74738212
I always fuck with my shirt on

>>74738428
I like browner girls

>>74738441
Do you go swimming with your shirt on too?

Common brah, get ripped and be a sick cunt

>>74738594
Any luck with south americans?

Will the crawler view the profiles it has previously viewed?

I'm a girl and men ranking goes as follows
Top tier
Spanish
Italian

Good tier
arabs
blacks
ok tier
Turks
shit tier
wh*tes

>>74738441
Jesus christ just do what I do: turn the lights off

>>74739119
Post profile
I'm egyptian and I think your taste is a shit white men are the best men

>>74739178
No they are faggots.

>>74739119
Why do Polish girls like Italians so much?

>>74739036
Please answer to me...

>>74739119
now i get why indonesians are so thirsty for me
they're like you but upside down

>>74739271
The new one does

The old one doesn't even work

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>>74738953
Actually yes

>>74739256
polish girls like everyone who is not in poland
i just had a polish chick tell me I look like a model and I'm a straight 6.5

>>74739194
Take that back. White men are the only aesthetically pleasing men to me.

>>74739194
Do you just hate what you can't get, mudshark?

>>74739604
She is probably fat

>>74739356
Thanks

>>74739194
Pawelek pls

>>74739178

:D

>>74739752
It won't visit the profiles again on the same login session, if you log out of close your browser and run it again then yeah it will revisit them

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>>74739119
>arabs, blacks, t*rks higher than whites
filthy race mixers will be physically removed

>>74739604
>>74739657

Or, you know, "she" is just baiting for responses...

>>74741331
Oh I know that very well, I just wanted to voice my opinion desu. :3

>>74741331

What do Serbian girls think of American men? If I vacation there in the next 2 years after I finish all of my flight training, would it be worth it?

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I just found the most slayer profile on interpals

https://www.interpals.net/ClaytonSomedude

Look at all the thirsty women in the comments, holy shit

>>74741742
He needs a haircut then he'd be perfect

>>74741821
He use to browse and post here a lot

>it's another episode of "i script and ugly Thais message me"

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>>74741860

>>74741839
lol thats such a

>what a guy think is attractive versus what is actually attractive

thing

>>74741821
look like a failed actor from early 00s desu

>>74742104
No that's just different tastes thing

Girlfriend loved the long hair I had, her friends (girl friends obviously) liked me more with short hair

>>74742104
This. I as a guy hate longer hair. I love being shaved. but girls fucking hate it.

Girls find different things attractive, desu.

>>74742104
I'm a girl though. I love long hair but it should be long, not in awkward stage like he has.

>>74742209
>her friends (girl friends obviously) liked me more with short hair

They probably didn't want to be honest. I get tons of compliments from Eastern Euro trash for my hair and they all complain about how men in their countries have short hair/shaved hair

>>74742250
show me your butt

>>74742330
You first white boy

>>74742330
Hands off the Turkish rose you beady anglo scum. She's my righful clay.

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>>74742581
>implying women can resist BAC

>>74742581
haha isn't she egyptian?

>>74742672
By nationality. She's a 1453% Turk by heritage.

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>just want to talk frog to frogs
>they only give a shit about dog-eaters

>>74742121
bitter

>>74742121
He reminds me of Owen Wilson

>>74742727
well she is also 1453% B L E A C H ED

>>74741821
>clayton
well duh

>>74743101
Duh what? Am I missing out on something? I haven't been on /cp/ threads since 2 years ago

>>74743276
Clayton is the god of /cp/

>search for profiles without real profile pics
>find a good one from a supposed history lover
>ask her about history
Seen and not answered.

Fuck this, they should call it international tinder

>>74743324
He needs to either cut his hair or grow a beard desu. He'd truly achieve god mode that way.

>>74743399
He looks like a savage which is what girls like
I think

>>74742121
he had some fucked up disease not long ago. But besides that he is a really nice guy

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>>74743523
He doesn't have a savage look without a beard + long hair. He manages to look "beautiful".

This is what I consider to be savage.

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>>74741821
he is so pretty and im so ugly

life is so unfair

>when a titty monster messages you
LOOKS LIKE MILKIE'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

>qt looks nice and innocent on her profile
>go to her instagram
>she looks like a grade A whore

well, she messaged me back. might as well.

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>>74743616

He wears make up
beard too small

>>74743866
Something similar happened to me
>qt is shy, innocent, seemingly a virgin
>says "i love getting fucked in the ass"

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>>74743965
This is my target mode once I'm 30

Rate

>>74743760
I get excited when this happens and then I realise I'm autistic and could never get nudes

>>74744194

>will be stopped at every airport for extra search

Great choice lad

>girl insults the real me while talking to my fake
R U D E

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>view some ugly shitskin girl
>decide to message her to cheer her up
>cunt feels entitled enough to not even bother responding
IP has spoiled these uggos.

>>74744689
IP is actually the reason I as a semi-ugly person:

- got a confidence overload
- got 2 gf's

Until I signed up there, I thought I was very unattractive (3 years ago)

>>74739324
I liked your joke anon

>>74744479

what did she say?

>>74744775
I'm semi ugly and it just made me feel even worse about myself desu

>>74744479
Damn son what did she say?

>>74744781
She made fun of the message I sent her and called it cheesy and stupid. All I did was ask her a question about art (with my real account).

>>74744808
Darren? Don't be so hard on yourself man

>>74743760
how do I find titty monsters?
I NEED big breat gf

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

>>74742581
>turkish rose
Teehehehehe :^) and he said i didnt look turkroach.

>>74745398
Well the amount of responses I get compared to the amount of messages I send out is fucking minuscule. I messaged ten girls over the last 24 hours, got responses from three and most of the rest read my messages, viewed profile and never responded.

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>>74746002
i have never EVER messaged anyone first

>>74746002
You have to realize that this is interpals and that they get messages from a ton of guys, they got options. Three of them replied to you, so get the ball rolling on them.
>>74746049
why not

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>>74746049
this

>>74746123
why not

>>74746094
>Three of them replied to you, so get the ball rolling on them.
I'm trying but they just make no effort to keep the conversation going so I just assume there's not really any interest. If they at the very least thought I was somewhat attractive they'd make somewhat of an effort to keep it going, right?

Also this Ukrainian koreaboo girl I was harassing on both my real account and a Korean fake a few months back blocked me initially when it happened, but now she has me unblocked. Strange.

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Sup bois

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>>74730982
>Donetsk
>Russia

>>74746049
>>74746123
Funnily enough got my 2 best qts by messaging them after they viewed me

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>>74746723
I specially don't message anyone who views my profile without saying anything

>>74746154
too much effort required to form a good opening message, and it doesn't pay off in most cases.

how many profile views has chad chadson gotten today i wonder

>>74746849
What qualifies as chad on interpals?

>>74746932
talking about >>74715670

>>74746819
stupid binland poster

>>74746002
Improve your profile and become more interesting. Focus on yourself bro, you can improve your life and do things you enjoy. Also, don't focus on the numbers, if you can get some qts to get interested in you then that's good, even if it takes time to get there use your current ones as practice.

>>74746830
i just go with a minimalist one/two-liner. like a question/comment on their interest. seems to work enough.

if you don't send out that message at all then you're guaranteed a 0% success rate

>>74747062
seeing them read the message and not respond really demotivates me

>>74747001
It's just a matter of finding someone who shares interests with me. If I see a girl i find attractive, there's a good chance we'll have very little in common.

As for doing things I enjoy, kind of hard when you live in a town where the only thing to do for "fun" is go out to the bars and get into fights with the British soldiers who come here for training exercises. So hopefully I can gather up enough money to move within the next year or so.

>>74747223
nah i feel you on that. there's plenty of qts and plenty of chances. just keep on going.

>>74741839
who's dat?

>>74747223
The way to do it is to send a message and delete the conversation. So you, let's say, message 10 qts, some will answer and you will just forget about the rest. No need to agonize over that shit.

>>74747415
that's a pretty good idea

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>>74747415
I do it every time I send a message, it does make convo bit hard to follow

>>74745000
I'm going to try get my qt's to talk shit about me behind my back
Something about that excites me

>>74747331
This man >>74741821

>>74747001
His profile is nihilistic as fuck so it's no wonder he doesn't get responses

>>74747621
There's just one step from that to cuckold porn, lad

>>74746002
3/10 is the average ration, you're fine

>>74747695
Yeah but I want to kill myself anyway so who cares

>>74747648
Hey Korea I'm interested, who'd you vote for?

>>74741821
is it just me being a bit bitter, or does this guy seem narcissistic as fuck

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Hey lads, I'm kinda shy and maybe bit autisic, am I attractive enough for this website?

>>74747931
sure thing francisco

>>74747967
Pls no doxx.

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Will girls love me if I show them my pepe?

>>74747931
You must be joking. I'd be drowning in pussy if I had your looks.

>tfw had to develop a good personality in order to get girls to like me

>>74746002
I work in marketing and a 30% response rate is fucking excellent. Message 10 girls a day and you're drowning in pussy

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I fucking hate this site

anyone ever got lewds from /DashaSweet

>>74748200
>tfw response rate 90%
Sad story most of them turn out to be boring and I get tired of pushing the convo

>>74748240
Wow are you handsome?

>>74748342
No

>>74747967
Is Francisco a good name? I mean, I always tought it would repel pussys because its kinda ethnic...

>>74747740
voted for PSY

>>74748406
nah it's a cool name

What are you guys listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcawnRIyeok

>>74748200
It's not that great if most of them are pretty shit at keeping the conversation going and rely on you to do all the work though. But that's just women I guess.

>>74747672
Not sure what else to do tbqh. It's hard for me to pretend to be some positive, charismatic and outgoing guy when I've never been anything resembling that in my entire life.

>>74748450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9eQoMhhqzo

>>74747740
adequate ones voted for 심상정, but the majority of idiots supported 문재인

>>74748481
I get one, maybe 2 new qts from every 100 girls I message, it's just a numbers game

most people aren't compatible with me, I keep messaging until I notice I get along really well with a girl and take her

Mine is about 10% unless they viewed my page.

>>74748481

That is all women unfortunately. But look at it as a learning opportunity...If I have a really good conversation (eg. 3+ days) then I save the chat log and look at what went well and what could have been done better. It also gives you a joke or something to fall back on when the conversation dries up.

>>74748412
That's an interesting choice friend

>>74748481
Nobody is telling you to be crazy outgoing manic pixie dream girl but at least don't make it seem like you want to kill yourself, even if you do

>nordic girl messages me
nty

>>74749069
awful

>>74748769
>don't make it seem like you want to kill yourself, even if you do
How do I accomplish this? Because honestly, anything I try to put on my profile just sounds really artificial and forced and like I'm not talking about myself but someone else completely.

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>tfw lots of Russian qts message me
>they're all 16

this is fine, I'm okay with this.

>Do you have any funny story of you drunk?

What do I say guys? I don't want to seem lame by having nothing

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>>74748450
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E8r-slNMzk

too bad no recordings have been made when Redt was injecting blood from his hip to his own vein (other version is that he took blood from his vein with a syringe, painted with that blood, splashed some on people around, then put that syringe in his hip and continued playing)
or when he fried eggs (there was an oven in that club or smth), feed his fellows with it, poured a shampoo on his hair (then long), made a mohawk with it, poured shampoo on his face as well, started playing - during this on that "white-foam-mask" his eyes started appearing

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>>74749206

>>74749129
Then why would any girl want to fuck you? Learn to love yourself first. Women are insecure as shit, and right now, all you offer is more insecurity in her life.

This is war, there's no woman out there just "waiting" for you. You go out there and earn that shit, because women want winners.

>>74748450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLlBPKjB1KY

>>74749764
You are now my gf
I claim you

>>74749559
I'm really trying not to bum myself out before I go to a job interview in a couple hours, but what do you expect me to do then? I don't love myself, never have, and probably never will. Plus I had a really overprotective single mother when I was growing up so that could help explain why I don't know how to be a man.

Redpill me on Bangladeshi girls

>>74749968
Shitty

>>74749968
Basically pakis.

The hottest bitch I found today is over 40. How do I get her nudes?

>>74748450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ6IoIBohbM

Just the monstercat live stream

>>74750052
ask for some tendies and milkies

>>74749877
Good luck with your interview, what kind of work is it?

>>74748450

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZOf47Iv2Zo

>>74749877
Go live in a forest alone for 2 months, no internet, no power, no comfort

>>74750137
Nothing impressive, it's just a job at an electronics store selling cellphones. Something to do while I figure out what to do with this useless ass history degree.

who wins, ugly dude from 1st world country or handsome dude from tier 3 european shitty.

>>74750489
1st one as a husband, 2nd one as a lover - what's the problem?

>>74750489
>handsome dude from tier 3 european shitty.
This.

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>>74749805
I'm not gonna be script user's girlfriend

>>74749224
My most funny was last week when I said here that I would never drink again.
My parents told me that I was trying to make my sister my gf. She didn't speak to me for about 2 days.

>>74751222
that must be a very awkward situation

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>>74751222
kek, what did you do to your sister?

>>74749224
Once I got so drunk that I locked my bathroom door and tooked a 14 hours long bath, when I woke up, I wasn't sure if happy or sad about being alive.

>>74751222
Tell me more, my moor friend

>>74726655
>Kim Ki-duk
Princess Bari
The vegetarian.
North Korean pop songs, bangapseumnida
Soju.
Kimchi
Cute girls
Esport
Prostitution
Thriller movies, Sympathy for Me Vengeance
.... And more

This is just a short list of what Korea has to offer. Lots of culture

>>74751724
and plastic surgery

>>74751611
how do you have success on here with only 1 picture?

>>74751724
>Cute girls
Debatable

>>74751611
I couldn't remember anything from that day. My parents were the ones that told me what happened.
They said that I was always hugging her and sitting in the same chair.
They also know that I'm not a fan of hugs

>>74751592
For her it was.

Daily autistic rant about being ugly.

>>74751888
H-how do you know it's me? But to answer your question, one passable pic is enough. And I don't wait for their messages and don't give a shit about 'rejections'.

>>74752299
pOST profile

>>74752447
Ive been doing better without using a photo of my self

>>74752299
enjoy any cuckold porn lately?

>>74752553
Don't encourage the poor lad

https://www.interpals.net/Demi1992

>For the people who understand : I'm more into FLR.
Anyone care to explain what this means?

>>74752817
Flirting

>I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

>Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

>I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

>Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

>Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

>Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

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Are all frogs this stupid?

Too many fucking weebs
Just want a frog lass ffs

>>74753052
>that watermark

Also I got nudes off a girl in Strasbourg with the most perfect tits I've ever seen but I lost them

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>>74752299
cum on
see it in a long-time perspective
i mean - with ages a person's "social life" tends to become less dynamic: with ages people are able to have sex lesser and lesser, don't know if all women become asexual after menopause or just certain amount... and a lot of people feel it very dramatic, kinda "the higher you got, the more painful to fall from there"
add that people who are more socially active have higher chances to get killed, injured etc.
and for you - it's more or less "aligned": you're ready to face all the above things almost now

also, it's already a second thread without more or less decent nudes...

>>74753175
That was what lured me to his profile...

I'd make one as well, with a watermark intentionally left there to see whether those gook sluts still swarm on my profile.

>>74752895
That explains a lot

>>74749877
Even if it sounds cliche, get out of your comfort zone. You can learn to be a man or at least fake it.
Try just saying whatever you want, without thinking too much about it.
Have you tried flirting with any qts before? Just go for it.

>>74752817
female-led relationship

or

Form FLR - Application to extend stay in the UK

My friend gaben is looking for a pal :)

>>74752915
kek remember the guy that auto messaged this to a thousand girls

so many girls complain about guys that message a random dick pic.

I think why would a guy ever do this. I cant imagine anything good coming from this.

>>74752500
no.

>>74736859
4 viewers today
last message 11 days ago
kill me

>>74736859
>>74753881
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

a lot of my views come from polish and russian girls. what's up with that

>>74753742
if i had a really big one - i'd do it easily once a week

>>74753742
It's hard to deal with the fact that nobody will ever see your dick

>>74754016
>tfw average dick
>tfw will never make a girl say wow

Any other 7 inch dicklets here?

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>>74753901
you can't relly hurt me if I'm already dead inside

>>74753881
Lad, you are not even trying

>>74754080
7-incher right here

we're more than average pal

>>74754132
Yeah but we're not """big"""

is it possible to read a message without opening it?

>>74754230
before you could read it on your email but they got rid of it.

>>74754080
8.5 inches reporting in

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7 inches is more than enough.

3 inches erect reporting in

who else /regularlyusesachastitycage/?

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>>74754080
>>74754132
>>74754401
>>74754562
>>74754581

>>74754867
wtf happened in Poland?

>>74754867
isn't it the one which is actually a part of someone's art-project? kinda "funny maps"/"stereotypes"

>>74754943
no

>>74754080
>7 inch
>dicklet

you mad?

>>74755031
well, then it explains everything
i have polish roots, and my dick is 14.5cm, with height just few cm more than 170

>>74755060
Yes. It's a fact that if you're under 9 inches you cannot pleasure women.

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>asked my cutie about what it was like growing up mixed in Chinese/Japanese in Taiwan and Japan

>Disaster. when I was in Taiwan because I am mixed so some people treat me hard. but at least always had a friend with me. but after I came back to Japan went to Japanese university. I said thousands of hello to students for 4 years only few students reply. or students from china.
>and beated at train station, on train, on road by men, women also children. my house windows broke by strangers. when I worked in the office , many people fight me one. after I helped them get the contract from china. they fired me. I am big alone till now. no friends. My heart and body wound badly. now I take 15 sleeping pills for sleeping everyday.

Jesus christ

>>74755145
>9inches
lmao, dicklet. All women crave the double digit.

>>74755173
>double dicks

fixed ya

>>74755265
why stop at two?

>>74755288
You're not wrong

>>74755288
cuz it's hard to packaege more in usual pants
and walk with dem, especially if all are 2le-digits

>>74755171
And people say there's nothing wrong with race mixing

>>74755265
double buble dick bubles double bubles

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>>74755376
>>74755344
>>74755288
>>74755173
>>74755145
>>74755096
>>74755060


You're all idiots.

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>>74755426
y?

>>74755426
8 inch dicklet spotted

>>74753052
100% a turk, Algerian or Moroccan

>>74755396
there's nothing wrong with it
everything's wrong with stock that constitutes a large part of population somewhere-almost-everywhere

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>>74754867
I dont even care about that.
If I like a guy I like his penis too because its his whatever the size

>>74755622
I don't understand the second sentence

>>74755643
Shut up wench you want Chad Thundercock

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>>74755643

Yeah nah that's a lie we all tell our partner to make them feel better about themselves.

Things like 'yeah your pussy looks fine don't worry about it' even though it looks like a 7 day old roast beef sandwich.

>>74755699
the problem is in the "traditional" mentality of the stock that lives in taiwan and japan
you won't make me call them "people" after that post

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>>74755794
Well you dont have to look at it just feel it

>>74755850
Asians are ant people

>>74755850
Ok I understand, yeah Asians are subhuman

>>74756077
only those who treat mixed-races as the above

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>>74756053
uhm I'm a cat
Cant you get banned for posting stuff like that?

>>74756137
nothing wrong - i have enough to do for the weekend without 4chan

...not sure what's wrong with picrelated

>>74755794
Fucking this
>>74755968
Sorry roastie but you're inadequate

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>>74756269
Well this is a sfw board so you can get banned for that I think.

>>74756314
I actually have an innie so yeah...

>>74756053
that looks like the size of my penis and Im insecure about it

Is it just me or does that look really small?

>>74756137
>>74756269

Who cares, dynamic IPs
get banned reset modem, voila, no longer banned

>>74756503
Innie? That's a strange way of spelling "roast beef"

>>74756615
last time I was banned my parents shouted at me because i reset the modem and fucked everything up

>>74756664
How did you manage that ?

Nothing should get affected by it, except loss of connection for 30-40 seconds

I do it pretty much on a daily basis

>>74756545

checking if i'm not blocked...
http://www.newnownext.com/conner-habib-talks-small-penises-big-penises-his-penis-ask-the-expert/03/2013/