>the neighbourhood polynesians are beating up a paki again

when you're glassed on the nog
in a south auckland pub
that's a maori

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>tfw no maori gf

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>>74725129
>TFW abos and Polynesians hate Muslims more than whites on average
>TFW seeing a gang of maori women beat a muslim woman, mug her and steal her hijab while her husband screams at them crying

>>74725490
Kiwi Land sounds very comfy tbqh

>>74725490
>TFW seeing a gang of maori women beat a muslim woman, mug her and steal her hijab while her husband
Lol if that tried that in my suburb they'd shanked by me and the lads. Fucking animals

>>74725511
* if they
typo wew

>>74725511
>t. lebbo with a stolen flag

>>74725203

kek australia's my new favorite

>>74725503
I"m not from kiwi land mate Hundreds of thousands of Maoris and other Polynesians live in NSW and QLD

Any Kiwis or Australians ITT who want to weigh in with their thoughts on Papua New Guinea? I must learn more about this strange land

>>74725530
come at me amerinigger

>>74725661
you have to go back, Ahmed

>>74725692
this is my home :^)

>>74725647
It's a shithole.

>>74725647
Worked there for a year as a geologist.

What's up?

what is it like between whites and maoris in new zealand? and whats the ratio

>>74725741
70% white
like 12% maori? or around there

Maori's don't really distinguish themselves from White Kiwis like American blacks though. They tell migrants to fuck off while accepting that Whites are 'native' to NZ.

>>74725714
What kind of rocks did you study? Were they interesting? Did you observe much violence? Is it true that the interior of the island still holds many secrets?

>>74725772
nice
they seem like bros

>>74725511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nciZ8SKqG4U

How would you manage that if you can't even operate a lift?

>>74725777
I was just doing grunt work for people surverying for mines.

Watched two women get raped. Got mugged once. That's it really.

Yeah, interior is basically a bunch of tribes which speak their own languages.

>>74725647
Really we forget it exists.

>>74725772
Is it true that you guys get a lot of South African anglos moving to Nu Zealan?

>>74725809
They are. There are no full blooded maoris left anyway. The only places you get 'dangerous' maori are in very rural settings up north.

South Island is basically all white since very few maori were down there when we arrived.

>>74725820
I think Australia gets much more but still we get a fair bit.

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>>74725820
Perth is at least 50% saffers

>>74725772
>Maori's don't really distinguish themselves from White Kiwis like American blacks though.
That's because they're one of the most nicest and accepting people I've met. They're too based for kiwiland.

>They tell migrants to fuck off while accepting that Whites are 'native' to NZ.
You don't actually believe that do you?

>>74725835
they seem to be good at rugby

>>74725820
2bh actual Saffer grills (the Afrikaner ones) are much hotter than Anglo Saffers

>>74725814
>Watched two women get raped. Got mugged once. That's it really.
wtf

>>74725820
All get sent to WA

>>74725859
>You don't actually believe that do you?

It's true lmao.

Is it true that Western Australia is the best part of australia?
that's what a lot of people say

>>74725899
Perth has the best weather in the country and people don't have their heads up their own asses for the most part. Sydney and Melbourne are objectively better though.

>>74725859
Not him but the ones I know generally are of that view, maybe not native but the british settlers were invited not the rest of the world.
Probably not a popular view though as my it's just my circle so I could be totally wrong.

>>74725881
>It's true lmao.
Most of the ones I've met here tend to be a bit lefty and have a 'fair go' mentality (if they're normal members of society) desu

>>74725899
It's the most dead part of aus

>>74725899
That's just Western Australian chest beating. They like to think of themselves as separate to the rest of the country.

They actually voted to secede in 1933 but the federal government refused

>>74725848
That might explain the autism.

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I want to visit New Zealand and Australia to observe the wildlife. Look how cute!

>>74725947
SA and the NT are worse.

>>74725962
kiwis are incredibly endangered, you only ever see them at the zoo and they're in these darkened enclosures because they're nocturnal

>>74725942
>e but the british settlers were invited not the rest of the world.
I'm not surprised. Most of them are part Anglo themselves haha.

>>74725947
>Most of the ones I've met here tend to be a bit lefty and have a 'fair go' mentality (if they're normal members of society) desu

Maori who go to work in Aus are generally middle class. Middle class Maori's hold the same left views as middle class whites. If you meet a working class Maori they hate chinese migrants etc.

>>74725995
Nah bro, there are Kiwi in lots of places. Even some in Rimutakas near Wellington.

>>74726090
>If you meet a working class Maori they hate chinese migrants etc.
Yeah but all working class hate migrants. Even the descendants of migrants themselves which I find pretty dumb desu.

>>74726185
Nah, working class white kiwis dont generally hate migrants mate. There's a very clear difference between maori and white working class, and understandably since this is their homeland etc.

I'm not pulling this out my ass.

>Even the descendants of migrants themselves which I find pretty dumb desu.

true, my best friend is chinese and he hates FOB chinks

Who won the cronulla riots and the balkan tennis riots and can they face each other in the final?

>>74725814
Didn't you post this on /r9k/ a day or two ago?

>>74726282
Nope. Rape is really common there so not surprised someone else saw one.

>>74726232
>and understandably since this is their homeland etc.
Maori aren't native to NZ. They only came over there recently, slaughtering the actual natives in the process.

>>74726363
You didn't feel like you should intervene?

>>74726363
Haha the fuck. The guy was also kiwi and was doing construction there and his female co-worker got raped as they robbed the place.

>>74726409
And possibly get severely beaten up in the process?
What the fuck is wrong with you white knights?

>>74726376
>Maori aren't native to NZ. They only came over there recently, slaughtering the actual natives in the process.

That's wrong. Maori were the first natives to NZ. You're confusing it with the Maori that invaded the Chatham islands and enslaved/massacred the Maoriori.

Maori are the original native inhabitants of NZ. Been here since 1200-1300.

WHEN WILL THE MAORI APOLOGISE FOR THE MORORI GENOCIDE???

>>74726421
Women aren't supposed to be by themselves so that coworker must have been a retard. We have armed guards.

>>74726409
I would have been killed without hesitation. They don't give a shit about me since I'm a guy and will leave me alone, but if I intervene while they're raping a coworker I'll be fucking beaten/stabbed or shot.

>>74726481
Damn, PNG really is a terrifying shithole

>>74725129
>>74725203
needed this laff

>>74725848
I honestly can't stand them they're such smug cocky assholes. almost makes me glad about the whole white genocide thing going on.

>>74726530
Yeah but at the same time it's got a cool 'wild west' feel to it. Nothing is really illegal since authorities are corrupt as well as incompetent.

>>74726232
Lmao this has not been my experience working with them

>>74725129
There are two types of Polynesians: the thin/buff ones with tattoos that are punk dickheads and will steal the radio from your car. And the morbidly obese overly jolly friendly ones with glasses.

I knew a Polynesian girl who was a massive slut and had had 5 abortions. They're still not as bad as Abos or filthy Bogans but I don't really like them.

>>74726589
>There are two types of Polynesians: the thin/buff ones with tattoos that are punk dickheads and will steal the radio from your car. And the morbidly obese overly jolly friendly ones with glasses.


This is pretty true desu

>>74726558
>working with them
Who?

>>74726642
White working class kiwis

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>>74726589
>tfw no qt chubby and jolly Polynesian gf

>>74726556
I suppose the west half of the island must be somewhat better since the Indonesians are running it

>>74726090
Yeah all the ones I see at super rugby games are racist as fuck

>>74726409
They'd rape and kill you. PNG is fucked.

>>74726376
That was the abos mate. Even then they've been here for such a fucking long time that they count as native.

Scrap at otara KFry ow

>>74726761
It's better but not because Indonesians are running it. It's better because they're genociding the natives. Say what you want about Muslims, they're at least better than cannibalistic pedophile tribes people.

>>74726792
The Maori killed off New Zealand's abos?

>>74726807
1 outs or fucking huge scrap g?

>>74725772
Fucking based

>>74726816
Are they seriously genociding the Papuans? How?

>>74726845
Nah it was a theory that's been debunked iirc
They killed eachother loads though

>>74726816
Pretty much. The administration was much better in PNG when Australia was in control but we really did not give a fuck about them and were happy when their independence came around since they were a massive financial drain on the country. Compare that to other overseas territories like the Cocos Islands that the government is happy to bankroll since they serve a strategic purpose.
Meanwhile West Papua is filled with gold so the Indonesians have a much better incentive to spend time managing the place, if you want to call what they do "managing"

>>74726845
No, the abos killed whoever used to be in Australia.
NZ was uninhabited until the coconuts came.

>>74726879
Look it up mate. They illegally seized the country and have been torturing, abusing and killing the Papuans for decades. The only reason there's no international outrage is because Australia and New Zealand (and all western nations by extension) don't want an unnecessary conflict with Indonesia.

>>74726925
It's the same reason why we let them invade East Timor. The only time Australia ever directly opposed Indonesian interests was in protecting the formation of Malaysia, since it was in the Commonwealth's interest at the time.

>>74726925
Hm spooky. Sometimes I forget how close Australia and New Zealand are to all of the jungle mongoloid countries.

Nativity is fucking overrated lads, NZ and AUS were created by whites, its their fault for being weak. Its just like Albos here, who wrongly claim they are native because they believe they are Illyrians. Even if it were true their ancestors got btfo by Slavs, doesn't make Slavic countries illegitimate.

>>74727010
Fun fact, Perth is closer to Jakarta than Sydney

>>74726925
>don't want an unnecessary conflict with Indonesia.
Why? They're powerless as fuck.

>>74727042
New Guinea as a whole would probably improve if the natives were replaced by Indonesians 2bh

>>74727042
*suicide attack in Perth*

>>74727042
Too much work.

We'd win, but it would take fucking ages and cost too much. Their population is fucking huge and scattered across way too many islands. It's good to have them as a buffer zone between us and other countries too.

>>74727042
200M+ people mate

Refugees would be fucking strain on all of SEA.

>>74727030
It's honestly very strange that Australia is so fucking massive despite having a population of only like 25,000,000

>>74727097
Look at Canada. Almost as large as Russia with only like 30M.

>>74727024
>because they believe they are Illyrians.
Just like you think you're a real Macedonian lmao?

>Even if it were true their ancestors got btfo by Slavs, doesn't make Slavic countries illegitimate.
Of course. But it doesn't mean you should exclude them from society or treat them like shit. They have a claim to the land like you do.

>>74727097
Yeah, I live in Perth and it's a bit weird to think that I share a culture, identity and nation with people a five day drive away from me with absolutely nothing in between.

It was hard for me to get my head around the fact that other countries weren't as huge as we were when I was a kid.

>>74727175
I am a real Macedonian, I live in Macedonia, speak Macedonian and am a citizen of the Republic of Macedonia, the ancient Macedonian meme was a response to Albanian wewuzism threatening to cede from Macedonia based on their wewuzism

>exclude or treat like shit

Which we have never ever done, every government from day one has had an Albanian coalition partner, most ministries are staffed by Albanians, the lowest percent of Albanians is 30% in some ministries, which is more than the % of Albanians in RoM, in most they are a majority and over represented. Our Parliament speaker and almost half of the ministers are Albanian, they speak in Albanian in parliament.

>they have a claim on the land

They don't, our borders are recognized internationally, both By Albania and Kosovo, and by the Albanians living here as of 2001. Albanians have two monoethnic states, being a minority here gives them no claim to this land, Macedonians are still a big minority in their areas, as are Turks and Torbes. Albanians are dangerous and xenophobic, Albanian areas are a no go zone for anyone who isn't Albanian, unlike Macedonian areas, they gang up on people and attack them, often with knives.

>>74727062
Not at all really. Like the Indonesians that would settle are the dumb as fuck poor and or landless peasants and every nearly every case settlers develop some sort of walk religious beliefs. In this case it would be radical islam Indon edition.

>>74726547
There's not even one though. That's the whole thing about white Africans fir a lot of them their entire identity is based if paranoia, chest beating towards other whites or blacks or lots of delusion which muddies up discussion a lot.

>>74727647
t. Uyathanda Bhekinkosi

Can easily move to NZ. Any reasons to do this? I mean, some says it's a total shithole

>>74727772
it's not, just a bit boring

if I had to live somewhere other than Australia, NZ would be very high on the list

>>74727786
It's a hard choice I have to make between Australia, Canada and NZ. NZ looks pretty comfy for such a neet.

>>74727806
you won't find a more beautiful country in the world than new zealand

>>74727806
Do countries accept neets though? Unless your a richfag I doubt it.

>>74727821
It calls skilled independent immigration. I've got enough at being a codemonkey except of my neet existence which doesn't matter in this kind of jobs

>>74727839
well that might rule out Australia then, we just ditched our skilled work visa

>>74727817
I know but I'm afraid of its isolation
>>74727844
Nope, it still works

>>74727857
Come to NZ. We have lots of post-USSR peeps. My supervisor is a based Georgian statistician who studied in Moscow under Kolmogorov.

>>74727908
Sounds good, but what about salaries and possibility to buy a house, for example?

>>74726888
>>74726902
What do abos and maoris even think of each other?

>>74728297
There aren't any abos here so I couldn't comment

>>74728297
they don't think about each other

>>74728196
Pay is good here. My supervisor owns a house in upperhutt and a farm up north too. He is a big shot academic though so idk about average russian expat.

So if New Zealand has no giant shitty deserts and no abos does that mean New Zealand is just a better version of Australia?

>>74728362
>>74728414
Abos look like they belong to an older primate family I'm not even joking like holy shit.

>>74728476
if that was true then 15% of their population wouldn't be living here

>>74728476
Just like Canada is a less shitty version of us then you could assume the same of the relationship that Australia and New Zealand have.

>>74728476
It's literally just Tasmania turned into a country

>>74728476
Kek no we're poorer

>>74728476
if that was true then why 14% of our people live outside of our cunt (half of which are in Australia)

>>74728552
Not when you take into account price of goods in NZ vs Aus desu.

>>74728552
who cares about money tho, nz seems comfier

>>74728575
"no"

>>74728581
>nz seems comfier
99% of us don't live in the picteresque areas, just in drab, souless "cities" (read: large towns) that wouldn't look out of place in the rust belt of the US. Christchurch used to have really nice historic buildings and the like but they got earthquaked lmao!
Also the weather is pretty grey compared to australia

>>74728666
But Nu Zealan is where Lord of the Rings happened!

>>74728666
And despite the shittier weather our sun is more fucking harmful than Australias. 70% white compared to 90% in Aus yet we have the most melanoma in the world lmao.

>>74728695
Please buy The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Blu Ray Extended Edition.

>>74728716
the UV is worse in Australia, people just take more care because the hotter weather makes people think there's a higher chance of getting burned and take precautions

Any advices to a huezilian that just scored all the points I needed on the NZ's emigration test?

>>74728666
the weather's probably more in line with what a euro wants Tbh

>>74728666
i think you're just being very pessimistic, satan

Do anyone of you know Peter Jackson, famous NZ director?

>>74728779
depends where you plan on going and what you plan on doing?

>>74728805
yeah probably, grass is always greener on the other side
Christchurch is depressing though

>>74728806
Yes. His workshop is across the road from my house. I've chatted with him a few times.

Did you know that by law all children's birthday parties up to age 12 in New Zealand have to be Lord of the Rings themed?

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>>74725129
It's their land. I never asked but I bet Canadian natives don't appreciate mass migration. I'm going to deport myself t.b.h.

>>74728666
Absolutely this
South Island outside of national parks is just like rust belt USA
I love my island when I travel west, but I hate my island when living ordinary life

>>74728807
Auckland, working full time as an chemical engineer.

I don't know much about NZ's geography, I'd like to go to a place like Perth...

>>74728935
it's hard to get jobs as an engineer in perth right now, but if you've got some experience you might be fine

shall be getting a home in the countryside in the far future lads

cities are busted

>>74728935
There's some really hung (9 inches) Brazillian trannies touring through Auckland right now

https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/all/escorts_15.php?more=27095

https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/all/escorts_15.php?more=31039

Why not do that?

>>74728695
Sorry but a movie cannot make a country better, infact it just makes it worse

LOTR and Hobbit are nothing but over-glorified promotional videos made by the department of tourism

>>74728957
What about Australia as a whole?

Warm summers close to beaches, cold winters close to mountains that would be perfect...

>>74728886
We are PROUD of our culture and EMBRACE it.

By the way have you thought about buying genuine Lord of the Ring memorabilia?
Please buy.

>>74729026
>1,84
>100 kgs
>hairy chest
>small dick

Thats why!

>>74729086
Oh

But in all seriousness, why so many trannies in Brazil?

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>>74729086
>small dick
iktf

>>74729139
>huge 8x5,5 inch dick
>ginger

This is a worse feel. All the girls who would normally lust after your cock are repelled by your freckle face.

>>74729130
Prostitution is a common thing here, for some reason, and plastic cups...

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>>74729202
>he isn't part of the small dick master race
LMAOING @ your life

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>>74729139
>>74729202
I'm also ugly.

>>74729202
>>74729086
>tfw big dick, 172cm and good looking
i have often thought about becoming a transexual prostitute, but i'm really scared about actually doing it

>>74725490
That's fucked up

>>74729273
>1,72
Show us your boypussy

>>74729041
market's a little saturated from what I've heard

>>74726481
What the fuck

Neo-colonialism is cucked