You must move to a Spanish-speaking country. If you already live

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ESTADOS

Argentina. Pretty high standard of living, safe, and citizenship after two years.

>>74724351
southern Argentina probably

LA

>>74724351
Spain. Anything else is a meme answer and you know it.

Spain desu

>>74724396
Los Estados Unidos is not that bad desu.

Spain.

>>74724351
LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS

>options are spain and USA

wow great thread OP

>>74724351
EEUUA

>>74724351
Equatorial guinea,to feel at home

>>74724351
argentina pl0x

ive always had an affinity for darker women

Well, I am fucked
Maybe southern argentina?

>>74724351
Tijuana then commute to SD

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>>74724385
>>74725182

fuck you! you are going to north Argentina

>>74724351

Uruguay is an edgy laicité Buenos Aires without Bolivians and Paraguayans.

Chile is nice, but kind of American, as in, open economy with expensive healthcare and education (although almost all middle class Argentines pay for private schools and private medicine), the only State thing average Argentines actually use is the free Colleges. Public educations and public hospitals are pretty much a safety net for the poor.

The best option for me would be Uruguay. You only need to take a ferry to be in Buenos Aires.

>>74724351
Move to Spain, specifically Gipuzkoa.
Nothing changes.

>>74724351
Spain ofc

>>74724351
valparaiso, chile

Spain or Uruguay

Bolivia, indians are easy to fuck lol

>>74724351
somewhere in the andes likes bogota or quito, or in southern chile/argentina

Argentina or USA

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Perú will try their best!

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Chile

>>74724351
Guatemala

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>>74724351
Easily Spain.

>tfw you get to live in a comfy villa just outside of Valencia with your qt Spanish wife who can cook like there's no tomorrow and calls you papi whilst you smack her ass and pull her hair fucking her doggy-style

pic related

What's the best Latin American country to be an upper middle class professional in? (like a doctor, lawyer, professor, etc.)

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>>74724351
Spain

>>74724351
Uruguay, South Argentina/Chile or Spain

>>74724351
USA

Or maybe Spain, spanish people are ok and I can at least understand them (unlike Chile)

>>74727377
>Southern Chile
Kek no thanks

>>74724351

los estados unidos ese

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>>74725555
>>74727377
>South Argentina

you guys are gonna go to the north part and you will like it!

easy

Uruguay

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dude uruguay lmao

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>>74726445
Fuck it, moving to Valencia and learning Catalan,. I already know the Spanish language. I'm now hard for this

Costa Rica

>>74726445
>>74727564
Valencia sucks
too hot
and they want to be special snowflakes with their budget version of Catalán
true patricians move to Madrid or further north

>>74727564
I don't think your anglo autism will be able to handle the spanish extrovertedness

>>74724351
estados unidos sin lugar a dudas

United S... no wait I already live in a spic shithole filled with literal niggers, I don't need to move to another.

>>74724351
COSTA RICA
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o Perú o Ecuador

>>74724351
Los Estados Unidos de America or Perú

>>74724351
The USA、です。

>>74726519
No matter what the xbox kid does in his life, nothing will top what we have created from his image.

Costa Rica, Uruguay or Western Sahara.

>>74724351
Venezuela

>>74724351
Spain I guess, the Caribbean would work too but I'm white so everyone would probably try to stab me.

Sudamerica es sucio y pobre, y la gente nunca se ducha. Y todos venden drogas :-D

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Peru seems kinda nice and I like qts 30+cm shorter than me
Spain and Los Estados Judíos are good candidates too

Puerto Rico

USA or Costa RIca, I would love Argentina but don't have relatives there and is unstable as fuck

>>74724351

I would kill myself.

Argentina

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>>74724351
Argentina is 2km away.
>>74725258
>Uruguay is an edgy laicité Buenos Aires

You and your kind absolutely BTFO

>>74724351
Argentina

>>74732720

how typical

>>74724351
Can I pick Puerto Rico?

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>>74732738

>>74724351
If the USA are a valid option for lots of peoples I guess that I can pick Andorra.

>>74725141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gfEd7TQEJg

>>74724351
The United states

LOS USA

Paraguay, the climate is nice

Costa rica
Panama
Columbia
Unironically Venezuela (if things ever come back to normal)

There are still spanish speaking areas in the Philippines

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>>74724351
LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS

>>74724351
Peru. It's already an extremely beautiful country with great landscape-biodiversity despite not being an economic miracle or having Mestizos or such...
If someone knocked on my door right now with a blank ticket for a south American country, the decision has already been made. It will always be Peru

USA
true story:
>creating a site for Medicare enrollment for USA
>mfw boss tell the team we must device a way for the site to be multi-language: english and spanish for a start
>because our client estimates that 50% of applicants are spanish speakers
ayyy lmao. You cannot arrange the facts in such manner.

Puerto Rico. We've already colonized it enough I think. I'm sure I can get by with just English.

If that doesn't count then, Belize. Former Brit colony. Not too far from home. Official business is done in English.

>>74726316
<3

>>74742534
yes, I've even talked to lots of them on the phone and they always answer with : "Hello". Meanwhile we columbians, chileans, venezuelans and bazilians say "Aló" and argies say "Hola"