Teach me how to curse in your cunt. Post curse words with their literal meaning, because english is stupid and limited when it comes to cursing.
porra (cum)
merda (shit)
caralho (penis)
puta merda (shit whore)
carioca (garbage)
filho da puta (son of a whore)
Soy un chupapijas (I hate you)
Soy un soplanucas (Te odio)
>>74700416
Prishje (cum)
Brazilian (shit)
Bile (penis)
Brazilian (shit whore)
Brazilian (garbage)
Brazilian (son of a whore)
>>74700583
Pelo menos meu pais existe
Vittu (Fuck, also vagina depending on the context)
Paska (shit)
Perkele (Devil (our god of thunder))
Saatana (Satan)
Helvetti (hell)
Kyrpä (dick)
>>74700416
Putain(Whore)
Mere(shit)
Fils de pute(son of a whore)
Enculé(gay, literally : sodomized)
Bâtard (bastard/mutt/mongrel)
Putain de merde(literally whore of shit)
Salope(slut)
Salopard(manslut not in a sexual way tho)
Con(dummy)
Connasse(bitch/slut)
Chienne(female dog)
Chiennasse(mix of Chienne and Connasse)
Nique ta mère(Fuck your mother)
Nique ta race(Fuck your race)
Nègre(nigger)
Bougnoule(shitskin, sandnigger)
Bordel de Dieu(Brothel of God)
and so on
hijueputa (son of a whore)
mierda (shit)
paisa (filthy jew)
costeño (nigger)
veneco (poor man)
carechimba (argentinian)
albanés (subhuman)
Pico (penis)
Wea (thing)
Weon (Idiot, or dude)
Conchetumare (Motherfucker)
What is it with Latins and insulting people's mothers?
>>74700583
Vai se foder
Tristo kosmatih, kakšna scena! - three hundred ogres, what a scene! (what the hell is going on here)
Zalet se nekam! - go crash into something! (get bent)
Bes te plentaj! - may a demon curse at you! (damn you)
Kurba hudičeva! - you're the devil's whore! (you motherfucker)
Vrag te vzemi! - devil take you!
Pojdi v rit! - "go into an ass" (go fuck yourself)
Ti šment! - you devil!
Pojdi se solit - go salt yourself! (go boil your head)
>>74700416
pula (dick)
coaie (balls)
pizda (australian)
pizdoi (/b/tard)
curva (whore)
tigan (gyppo)
muie (to suck dick)
cacat (shit)
>>74701006
ma-ta
>>74700416
cunt (cunt)
cunt (fuck)
cunt (vagina)
cunt (shit)
cunt (fucking cunt)
fucking cunt (fuck this shit)
dumb cunt (idiot)
mate (cunt)
fuck off mate (fuck off cunt)
fucking mate (fucking cunt, I'm about to crack your head open)
shit (cunt)
fuck (cunt)
>>74700416
Madarchod (Motherfucker)
Bhanchod/Panchod (Sister fucker)
Gashti (Slut)
Dalla (Pimp)
Kutta (dog)
Gashta (fuck boy)
Chuttiya (Pussy)
Kanjar (Prostitute)
Gandu (Ass-y?)
Phattoo (someone who tends to tear (ass/pussy). The tearing of the ass or pussy easily means someone is a coward)
Burger/Cake/Papoo (coward/good two shoes)
Choopa (Sucker)
Lun pay charh (Climb on my cock)
Lun choos (suck my cock)
Bund Marwa (go get fucked)
Helvete = Hell (comes from old norse Häl (kingdom of death) and vite (punishment)
Satan = Satan, you should know of this
Fan = People are split if it comes from some frisian word for "he who tempts" or if it's an old meaning of the word "enemy" simplified.
Jävlar = devils
Förbannat = damned
Lannati (Cursed)
Jahhanami (Someone belonging to hell)
Mardood (A Name for Iblis/Shaytan (Satan))
Pan ki choot (Sister's pussy)
Ma ki choot (Mother's pussy)
Lun chat (Lick my cock)
Lun kha (Eat my cock)
Bund may lay lay (Take it up your ass)
Ullu ka patha (Owl's Student)
Ullu Kay kaan (Owl's ear)
Kuttay ka kaan (Dog's ear)
Pagal kuttay (crazy dog)
>>74700732
what sound is the y
Jumalauta (God, help)
>>74700416
Chupapija (cocksucker)
Chupa verga (cocksucker)
Traga sable (cocksucker)
Come rabo (cocksucker)
Puto (fag)
Puta (slut)
Trolo (fag)
Marica (fag)
Ingles (fag)
Conchudo (cunt)
Pelotudo (asshole)
Pajero (asshole)
Boludo (friendly with proper context, asshole)
Mogolico (retard)
Tontito (retard)
Abortado (aborted, retard)
Retrasado/retraso (retard)
La concha de tu... /insert any relative here/
(fuck your...)
Trola (slut)
Concha sucia (dirty/unclean pussy)
Culo roto (buttfucked, implies your asshole is destroyed due to been fucked)
Mal cojido (when used with women, it often refers to angry ones)
Hijo de puta (son of a whore)
La puta que te parió (fucking whore that gave you birth)
Mugriento (dirty/unclean person)
Negro de mierda (refers to uneducated low class gangster-like human trash, but can apply for nigger)
Mal parido (badly born, asshole)
Culeado (buttfucked)
Cojido (fucked)
Olor a orto/ojete/culo (you smell like an asshole)
Olor a concha/tuna/cajeta (you smell like a pussy)
You can use all of this and many more I surely forgot with "re". "re" is used to mark emphasis on someone being a very big something. Example: Puta de la Re mierda (whore of the TOTAL shit), hijo de re mil puta (son of a thousand time TOTAL whore).
You can also use "...del orto (of the asshole), "...de mierda (of the shit), "...del carajo (of the shit/damn). Example: Pelotudo del orto (asshole of the asshole), pajero de mierda (asshole of the shit), Mogolico del carajo (retard of the shit/damn)
Yes, our curses are such a part of our language and accent that it has unwritten rules.
>>74700416
Bump
>>74700416
I forgot about Yegua (slut)
>>74700416
Uma Delicia! (Monkey soup)
>>74700416
>basic
Porco Dio [porcodìo] = "God [is a] pig", referring to God as a pig
Dio Porco [dìoporco] = same but emphasis on God, slightly stronger
both can be used in every situation, even as commas basically
>variations
Dio lupo = same as above but wolf instead on pig
Dio cane = same as above but dog instead of pig
Dio bestia = same but with a generic "beast" instead of pig
etc.
As you guessed you can use almost anything, but animals are more common. Of course I'm not listing regional variations and all the Virgin Mary category.
>>74700416
Eб твoю мaть, дo чeгo жe yeбищнyю кapтинкy пpикpeпил этoт OP.
Fuck your mother, OP attached a really fucked up picture here.
There's a whole wikipedia page dedicated to us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity
>>74703581
This took way too long to be posted
>>74703696
What's fucked up about wikihow pictures
>>74703640
Delete this heretic.
verga (fuck)
chinga tu madre (fuck your mother)
vete a la verga (go fuck yourself)
pendejo (idiot)
puta (bitch)
mierda (shit)
chupaverga (cocksucker)
joto (gay/homosexual)
Kanker
To much to post desu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_profanity
>>74703758
wtf I love dutch now
>>74700861
>Mere(shit)
You ungrateful bastard, apologize to your mother now.
Also you forgot connard
>>74703802
They're very common though, they basically lost their meaning. I know a lot of religious people that go to church every friday that put a swear after each word they say.
>>74703809
i thought verga was dick?
i mean chupa me la verga
>>74700732
>tfw perkeleen vittupää
>>74703769
>What's fucked up about wikihow pictures
He's cutting his eggs off, it's fucked up by definition.
>>74703951
yeah it also means dick
Pédé : pederast, means gay
Batard : illegitime son
Connard : Something something about cunt
Enculé : Bender
>>74701240
>The tearing of the ass or pussy easily means someone is a coward
What?
>>74703892
kek
I mean merde obviously
>>74700416
Okay here we fucking go:
kurwa [fuck/whore]
jebać [fuck]
chuj [dick]
kutas [dick]
skurwiel [motherfucker]
skurwysyn [motherfucker]
skurwysyn zajebany/skurwiel jebany [fucking motherfucker]
cipa [cunt]
pizda [cunt]
pedał [faggot]
cwel [faggot]
ciul [faggot]
pierdolić [to fuck]
pierdolony [fucking/fucked]
popierdolony/popierdolone [it's fucked up]
gówno [shit]
srać [to shit]
dziwka [bitch]
That's what I came off the top of my head, don't remember all of it as I don't swear all that often desu
>>74700500
Kek
>>74700583
lel
>>74703640
D*o serpente avvelenato = G*d poisoned snake
>>74703251
I thought fag was maricon
>>74700583
The following curse words usually have ไอ้ (Ai) or อี (I) as prefixes or titles.
เหี้ย (Hia): water monitor, unpleasant thing
สัตว์ (Sat): animal
ควาย (Khwai): buffalo, stupid
บ้า (Ba): crazy
โง่ (Ngo): stupid
ควย (Khuai): dick
หัวควย (Huakhuai): dickhead
หน้าหี (Nahi): pimp, cunt-face
หน้าตัวเมีย (Natuamia): pimp
ชาติชั่ว (Chatchua): born evil
สารเลว (Saralew): element of evil
เด็กเปตร (Dekpret): brat
ดอกทอง (Dokthong): bitch
>>74700583
kek
>>74700416
Hahnrei (cuck)
Scheiße (shit)
Kacke (crap)
Mist (shit, crap)
Scheiß drauf! (fuck it, shit on it)
Geh scheißen! (fuck off, go shit)
Verpiss dich! (piss off)
Leck mich am Arsch! (Fuck you, lick my ass)
Verdammt (damn, damn it)
Hurensohn (son of a whore)
>>74701196
good post
>>74701162
Thanks!
>>74701196
hmm very vagina oriented curses I see
>>74703579
I'm back, and forgot
Me cago en la mierda (I shit on the shit, to express frustration)
>>74711742
Yes,it is.
none of ours can really be translated or make sense desu
>>74703251
some are wrong m8 if you don't translate them literally then something's lost in the translation
for example 'pajero' is 'wanker' not 'asshole'. 'Pelotudo' literally means 'big-balled' but it connotes being dumb