>British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu,

>>74692084
This pasta always gets me

>>74692084
Actually, this pasta was inaccurate from the very beginning.

Attenborough doumentaries are generally full of dramatic music and a narrative that anthroporphises the animals. It's not "clean and uninterrupted footage".

>>74692580
>anthroporphises
anthropomorphises*

>>74692580
It's sufficiently accurate to make a comment on the rather ridiculous dramatization in American documentaries

>>74692084
>open some american youtube video with some tutorial
>*rock music intensifies*
>"HEY WASAP GUYS IT'S ME YOUR CHAD AND TODAY WE GONNA SHART IN A MART ... <20 mins of introduction> ... PLS SUBSCRIBE AND WRITE ABOUT YOUR FAVOURITE SHARTING TECHNIQUES AND DONT FORGET TO SMASH THAT MOTHER FUCKIN LIKE BUTTON!"

Compulsory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vJn5XxWg9U

>>74692084
American "Documentaries"

>>74693079
SMASH DAT BUTUN!

I'm quite offended by this thread

>>74693252
wtf, is this real? It's fucking annoying
I don't even like football, but this is horrible

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>>74695740

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>>74692084
Good post.

>>74695871
satire, exaggeration of the actual thing
but it's pretty reminiscent of japanese tv (just in general) though

>>74692084
It's even obvious between the brit/american announcers for fucking Mythbusters, which is the last place I expected to be able to see a difference.

When ever I read the American one I always imagine it with an Austrialian accent. It makes it better

>>74695921
UMA

>>74692084
you forgot the most ridiculous part about Amerifat documentaries:

>every length is measured is "football fields"

>>74692084
>>74693079
>>74693252
>>74695871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbqwVGmsoe0

>>74692084
This was true, until recently. Dear God, Planet Earth 2 was atrocious.

>>74693252
I'm dying here.

>>74699238
What the fuck are those noises they have dubbed in while the bug is digging? Christ that's annoying.

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>>74693252
I'm loosing my shit here, please bring a mart so I can alleviate myself.

>>74692084
The American part needs a mention of how they always throw in a couple of seconds of experts explaining things that a 10 year old could figure out for themselves

>>74699152
DELICIA

>>74699706
I really fucking hate those "experts"

just look at this shit

https://youtu.be/FtDVECIknPY?t=56s

>>74695740
BE PROUD BITCH

>>74699706
It's actually for 10 year olds asshat, are you actually watching documentaries on animals?

>>74703759
Exactly, the should be watching documentaries about the CONSTITUTION and what we FOUGHT FOR.

SEMPER FI.

>>74692084
why do brs proliferate the macaco meme

it wont go away quicker if thats what you think

>>74699238
god i hate bugs

>>74704790
Do you realise how much of us browse this site?
Different people like/want different things. I assure you some brazilians love the attention they've been receiving whilst others hate it and others don't give a fuck one way or the other

>>74705107
How many*
Ffs

>>74704494
Unemployeds and angry teenagers aside, nobody watches documentaries about shit like that, documentaries examining the constitution from an outside or historically comparative point of view are alright. We usually just watch more shit to spur on the secret American self loathing, and then cartoons to dull the pain of our voluntary descent from the throneof being the most powerful country on the planet.

>>74693252
>>74699238
i hate my life

>>74699552
losing*

>>74705595
he could be loosing his shit, maybe it went sideways?

>>74693079
keked

>>74706079
.*

>>74705214
>only neets and children watch nature documentaries
mm yes a nice look inside the mind of the yank

>>74708751
I'll give you something to yank on you crooked tooth faggot

>>74708751
>Thinks not watching nature documentaries we saw countless times as a child will render me devoid of the experience enjoying/exploring nature or seeing an aquarium or zoo

Typical EU mindset.

>>74709102
>>74709409

holy fuck

>>74709102
>>74709409
'ckin 'ell

purge the yanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79u11C6JmEw

>>74699238
>katana sound effect
my fucking sides

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>>74703759
>It's actually for 10 year olds asshat

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>>74692084
why is american tv so shit?