Best romance language? My vote goes for Italian. The lyrical

Euro Portuguese is certainly the weirdest one.

>heavily stress-timed as opposed to syllable-timed
>reduced, muted and even skipped vowels
>has pretty much all of the sounds of the other ones
>doesn't sound light and friendly

I like it a lot and it probably has the most intimate link to its own literature and poetry of them all since we're a very poetry-based country, so it has a very harsh and inherent beauty and bittersweetness, but it's hard and doesn't sound as fun as the other ones to outsiders.

Italian would be my pick because both French and Spanish sound extremely effeminate to me, but Italian has a certain charm to it that it makes it seem flamboyant as opposed to gay.

>>74674293
obviously romanian
no doubt about it

I prefer spanish. Very coherent, very few grammar exeptions. Venetian dialect can also apply

for me, it's French, only because they did away with unnecessary consonants centuries ago

t. monolingual

>>74674293

italian literature is better than the rest

>>74674594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-cFKV5boc0

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>>74674660
fucking gyppo

>>74675026
Eu sunt italian

>>74675011
kek

I prefer this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xBJe16QOt4

It's a pretty good piece about how much you can talk without saying literally anything. He doesn't live any information and just spews out grammatically correct but meaningless buffer expressions and word.

"Ah e tal" is really untranslatable.

>>74675088
i like the one where the army uses a stick or something but I couldn't find it

also a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpeOHvU6Fgk

>>74675223
Kek.

>>74675136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfSRxqzXwjY

>>74675223
>>74675136
Do you guys understand it? Spaniards usually have a bit of a tough time, plus they mock the language and idiosyncrasies a bit.

French.

Sounds best from a women

>>74675076
Lol

>>74675432
>from a women

>>74675480
Yes of the female (female) variety

>>74674293
Romanian

Italian is so fucking beautiful, french would be close 2nd.

>>74675530
>women
>woman

Learn the difference

>>74675577
Nah, French is too garbled. Most of their words are not even words, just nasalized >>74675601
grunts.

italian, with french in a close second purely because of how nice it sounds on women

>>74675601
No one cares you autist

mangiaspaghetti, mangiaspaghetti ovunque. italiano è la lingua più brutta del mondo. fammi 'na pizza come tuo nonno, quello schiavo demmerda. minghia minghia terroni terroni. stu cazzuu

>>74675743
foarte bun post
t. italian

>>74675818
t. Mario Rumannutti

>>74675881
t. Marius Marinetti, descendant of italo-rumeni

>Spanish is a VERY poor man's Italian

not sure if b8 or just Amerifat being Amerifat.

Spanish and Italian are very similar. Spanish has probably a larger lexicon because of all the "Americanismos".

>>74676057
>Spanish and Italian are very similar

Lol no they aren't

>>74674293
French sounds the best in songs so french

>>74676735
t. Amerifat PhD in linguistics

>>74675669
delet

The French language tbqh
La langue française pêh

La langue française pêh

>>74674293
>Spanish is a VERY poor man's Italian
Maybe on your continent.

>>74674594
What kind of Portuguese is the one they teach on Duolingo?

>>74674293
Our language is closest to Latin.

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>>74675076
Negrul meu!

>>74679877
You must be joking.

my only issue with Italian is that many of the last syllables than end in vowels seem pointless to me.

like canzone instead of canción or chanson but there are loads of examples like that.

>>74680491
That last vowel is what makes Italian sing-songy and pretty.

>>74674293
1-Italian
2-French
>>74679842
Ours

>>74680647
This

>>74674293
women who speak french sound very sexy

>>74676735
They are more similar than English is with any other language

>>74679842
It's Paulista portuguese on Duolingo. One of the easiest to understand, specially if you speak spanish

>>74674293
Italian wants to be Romanian.
It'll never have that Daco-Roman zest.

>>74676735

listen to Paul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMzM-s1ng7k

>>74680976
Casual.

Russian and German are better.


But nothing beats a dame with a Scottish accent.

NOTHING.

>>74680290
>It's a retarded american post

Yes, French is the closest language to Latin. It has parts of Latin grammar Spanish and Italian don't.

>>74681122
You must be joking. A scottish accent is fucking trash. Southern belle on the other hand...

>>74681166
How the fuck would you know??

English isnt even your mother tongue probably

tier list:
1) Spanish
2) Italian
10) French
20) hipster dialects (catalan, galician)
30) Romanian
90000) Portuguese

>>74681217
It is nigger. My SAT score was probably higher than yours as well.

>>74674293
Best: italian
Worst: portuguese

>>74681275
Galician is the same as portuguese just with more x's when it is written

>>74681149
>Fr - Suis
It - Sono
Sp - Soy
Ro - Sunt
Pt - Sou
Lat - Sum
Say them...yeah French is really similar to Latin

>>74681275

forgot to add
90000001) Spanish spoken by central american immigrants who use diminutives every other words

>>74681283
>CHI

Got deported, did ye

>>74681310
Not to mention its pronounced SWEE

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1.French
2.Italian and Spanish
3.Portuguese

I love French, Spanish, and Italian almost equally desu

>>74681310
sum / soy / sono / suis
es / eres / sei / es
est / es / è / est
sumus / somos / siamo / sommes
estis / sois / siete / êtes
sunt / son / sono / sont


Stop posting, it's embarrassing.

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Argentinian spanish is the worst because they all sound like tiny mice trying to speak (for no reason, maybe the language dialect makes their vocal chords contract and high-pitch


Examples
Diego Buonanotte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6zTSgJYq4Q


Santiago Ascacibar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aozVyd6Ci2s

Seriously someone that looks like that should not sound like that

And here is a Japanese-Argentine who also has this weird high pitch voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjYtIYSj5Hc

so yeah, Argentine spanish is the worst
there is no way you can seduce a woman when 90% of your country sounds like whiny mice.

>>74681079
Yeah, I was surprised how easy it was to figure out. I'd not really had any experience trying to learn Portuguese before, but when I had heard it in the background it sounded intimidating.
This variety is like Spanish but they drop the "L" on the words and mix in some "sh" sounds and French nasal tones.

>>74681480
those men are high pitched due to being manlets, something a Chi should know well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysdMoVm-oH8

tiny men tend to have high voices, small vocal cords

>>74681541
>those men are high pitched due to being manlets

what? I'm a manlet and have a deep voice.

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>>74681480
>Examples
>football players and one japanese wachiturro

>>74681541
Manlets over here don't sound like that

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>>74681541


This is true, and for this reason the best sounding romance language is when a tall Argentinian speaks

https://youtu.be/Ds6e-M8EVSw?t=37

seriously music to my ears
>you will never sound like this

>>74681541

nah m8 it's your accent, it makes you squeeze up your throat and raise your shoulders

>>74674293
French sounds SOOO nice. Easily the most beautiful language to hear someone speak. I would even want a cute french gf if frogs didn't smell so bad.

Brazilian Portuguese sounds pretty cool too.

>>74681744

even ugly french girls sound sexy
https://youtu.be/1r6gq7dm2Dw?t=133

>>74674293
I like romanian.

>>74681605
>>74681661
if your example of how Argentines sound is a Japanese man and two c rate football players who are barely 1.60 cm and have the bodies of little kids then you are just shitposting.

mexicans tend to have high bright nasal voices btw


>>74681610
this is a better example

this is a sociologist talking to a writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU-28xyOwBw

and this is a bunch of sports journalists yelling, talking over each other and arguing about football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its9-dWfsy0

>>74674293
i like french