/cum/

f uxc k aesd urmff

the bint on cbc just said "do you think we'll have a hillary situation where john horgan doesn't come out and address the crowd"

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44 leading for the libs buds

Oh fuck, 44 seats.

Thank G*d for advance polls

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>>74647628
>>74647632
>already 43 again

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>tfw i recreated that mission from world at war with the marine raiders in arma 3
>mfw these marines didnt make it off the beach

>>74647648
nonce

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CANADIAN INVASION

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>>74647640
F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZq_jeYsbTs

>>74647638
It keeps happening. Minority government here we come.

>>74647648
I would eat that

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um

>>74647564
https://youtu.be/81rg3ADLrq0?t=416
jesus i cant breathe

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>>74647663
>two ridings are neck and neck

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>>74647620
The eternal Doug will find you all

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>I listen to radiohead

>>74647706
someone put a cascadia flag on a cart at the grocery store I used to work at. or actually work at now, got rehired today

i'd be all for splitting up the united states but who will keep china in check?
india??
you gotta be KIDDIN me

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Is Angie white?

>>74647640
i used to play flashpoint and make 200 enemies with knives only

>>74647694
Glad you liked it! He mostly does stuff on twitch but his older stuff with another guy named STAR_ is gold.

Kinda funny thinking I got someone to laugh way across an ocean in another country.

>>74647728
I see people wearing hats with it all the time

Which is worse, Burnaby or Surrey?

i got that feeling in my stomach like i ate a spider
probably wake up in the middle of the night with the poops
wish me luck in bed
good night

>>74647781
Surrey

https://youtu.be/_gxdivYpRrI

Holy shit NDP won Courtenay Comox by NINE (9) votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVQ3-Xe_suY

>>74647815
That means you get to enjoy recounts now.

>>74647808
MOBAs truly are the lowest form of video gaymes

>>74647781
Surrey. The commute sucks.

>>74647815
And they said one vote doesn't make a difference. We really are getting a minority govt now.

>>74647833
they really bring the worst out of people
i rarely get mad while playing, but my friend throws autistic fits sometimes

>>74647852
call him a fucking faggot
there's fun in losing

>tfw only moderately high because i want to ration the last of my weed for tomorrow night
At least music still sounds better

>>74647852
friends like that can be quite annoying, yes. I remember being afraid to steal one my friend's stars whenever we played Mario Party because he would throw his controller on the ground everytime

fired rice turned out alright. think I might make monte cristo sandwiches tomorrow

Advanced votes won't be counted until May 22. Finally, I can rest.

>>74647781
Surrey is more of a shithole

Which is best, Port Moody, Coquitlam, or Port Coquitlam?

>>74647781
surrey because it's my neighbor

>>74647942
>no alcohol
I couldn't do it

>>74647867
yeah
people need to realize dota is not about stomping the enemy every time and having a good time
he cant handle stress well
and it does not help that dota seems to be fucking with him every time, hes constantly in low priority pool due to being rude and feeding and leaving games etc etc

>>74647912
friends like that have to realize its just a game, though some people are really competitive and all, i hated those kind of people as a child, well still do but, its less visible when they grow old

>>74647942
This was a meme in my high school
>some turboautists claim they don't drink or fuck because they are straight edge

>>74647747
yes

>>74647942
>straight_edge_by_kleptocorpse
Hm...

>>74647942
not doing drugs hahaha what a bunch of faggot retards heheh *wheeeze* *dies*

>>74648003
i had a similar friend but luckily he was cognizant of how we felt about his outbursts of rage and calmed da FUK down over the years

/cum/ will be closing in 5 minutes please bring all of your posts to the register. Thank You.

>>74647942
All the straight edge kids I knew ended up getting into drugs anyway. Worst one got on heroin. I'm no junkie, but I do like my fair share of hallucinogens from time to time

>want to ask people if other cities are better than mine
>no one will know my town so they can't provide an accurate answer

>>74648071
top 50 cities allowed only

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>>74648064
baka, get it together anon

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tfw no autistic american gf

I farted loudly

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>>74648071
What is this fabled town?

I have a confession to make.

It makes me laugh really hard when people off handedly refer to Trump as Drumpf. I don't really know why. Maybe because it's such a stupid jab and not even an insult. It just makes whoever uses it sound so pathetic.

>>74648088
>those nordic features
hmm

>>74648088
but she looks young, practically a chil-
>flag
oh

>>74648102
how mad are you?

>mexico the 2nd deadliest country in the world
>2nd in death totals ONLY to war torn syria
Jesus christ bros, no wonder all the mexicans who used to post here are gone. I mean holy fuck can you spot a mexican post in this thread?

>>74648102
the brrraaaappppp meme makes me laugh really hard

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>Maybe because it's such a stupid jab and not even an insult. It just makes whoever uses it sound so pathetic.

>>74648098
lynden WA
>>74648080
probably not even top 50 in the state

>>74648125
Why would I be mad?

>>74648088
i have documentary about a finnish autistic girl, ill post it tomorrow gotta go slepe now

Fuck BRANPURD PLONK and fuck yppl

>>74648102
I enjoy the way they casually keep saying he should be impeached after every issue.

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>>74648130

>>74648140
u mad bro?

>>74648154
he so fukkin mad

>>74648149
>after every issue
You mean after anything he does period.

>>74648140
dude calm down!

>>74648139
>Phoebe Judson
EWW

>>74648151
brrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaap

>>74647648
>>74647646
WTF

>>74648181
what's wrong with her? did you know who that was before? have you heard of lynden?

>>74648102
this new sopa shitposting kills me, I don't know why, anything involving brazil just sends my sides into oblivion. The fucking guys name too holy fuck, bettynho. CHRIST

>>74648210
you see it too?
thought i was going crazy

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/canada-us-trump-favourability-popularity-poll-record-low-a7724676.html

>>74648228
I only know her because someone (probably you) mentioned Lynden before and I looked it up.

>>74648257
oh no, our little monkey doesn't like us very much

time to yank the leash

>>74648285
delete this RIGHT NOW

doesn't matter what you like, your non-specialized offspring won't be surviving the iceage

>>74648272
yeah probably...
so do you like lynden? probably not

>>74648257
>In addition, nearly 20 per cent of survey respondents said they were changing travel plans that included the US. They cited the political climate as a primary reason for doing so.
I never believe this

>>74648285
This looks illegal.

>>74648329
you're making me uncomfortable

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>not recognizing pedo-turk
Much like a roach he is hard to get rid of.

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rip turkfriend

>>74648329
what's the deal with that girl? is she a puppet of her parents or something? I don't believe she comes up with that stuff

also why are these deleted now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_83kzcORJA

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>>74648391
>thanks for giving me the right to vote
hmmm i hate turkey now

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>>74648391
>Turkey
>women's rights
>people who believe this meme

>>74648391
>speaking in a non-american accent
>the first image she thinks of is the animal turky
BRITBOOS REEEEEEEEEEE

what is the most embarrassing thing you have done /cum/? I got caught by my dad putting on my sisters thongs

>>74648477
>I got caught by my dad putting on my sisters thongs
green text

>>74648477
I got caught by mom putting on my brother's sandals

lol i smell like shit

>>74648477
I don't want to talk about it

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>>74648490
wow humiliating

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>>74648493
Shart?

is death note actually good? netflix keeps recommending it to me. I remember all the autist anime kids at my school loved it

>>74648477
When I was a kid I pulled out my penis in the middle of class. I still know the girl who asked me to do it.

Sweet Child of Mine is good up until the long instrumental part

>>74648507
just read the comic instead

>>74648523
why

>>74648477
My ex, then gf found a hidden dakimakura I used to hug/cuddle to fall asleep. Was not easy to explain. I use it again now because she left me and I need 2 hug before sleeping.
>>74648507
I liked it

>>74648504
no i just havent showered

my shorts no shart

>>74648539
Fuck off Aaron

>>74648477
my mom told people I broke up with my ex because I don't like to be touched (being a young lad, i just wanted to date someone else 3bh never did. now she a ho so I won't talk to her)

>>74648556
My name's not aaron desu

>>74648477
ok, this is rough

>17 year old me
>work at a grocery store
>emptying all the garbages
>have to poop
>decide to wait until my break to poop
>girl walks in
>we used to have a thing but it kinda faded out but I still had feelings for her
>I want to talk to her before she leaves
>go do the garbage cans near the door so when she leaves I can say hi
>oh man I really need to poop
>she's going to come soon so I need to hold it in
>can't hold it in anymore
>she walks out the other door
>open the bathroom door
>liquid shit pours out of my anus
>call my mom so she can bring new underwear, pants, shoes, and socks

SHART

>>74648655
in mart

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>>74648634
>tfw I remember this greentext from before
Who else here /spendstoomuchtimehere/?

>>74648685
me i guess if i told this before and forgot

>being under 6 ft
AHAHAHAHA

>>74648719
feeling insecure bud/?

>>74648719
>5'12

>>74648719
5'9" is pretty close to one of the best heights.

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>>74648694
>tfw total recall
http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/emptying%20garbage/country/us/

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>>74591271
Thanks for the recommendation, I'm enjoying it.

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>>74648731
yes actually, I am very unattractive and a 24 year old virgin with no gf

>>74648843
oh. i guess I told this story 3 times. I should stop. it's probably because I've never told anyone for real

My head finally feels a bit better after smoking a cheeky cig with a coworker

my supple body is now clean

one day you will see it cum

>>74648920
post

I have noticed a connection on this board between homosexuality and anime

should I buy rocksmith for $20?

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>>74648952
you can remove me from that category, I just like cute girls, of all kinds and dimensions, except the illegal kind

>>74648995
>illegal kind
thats the best kind

>>74648995
>"except the illegal kind"
>posts illegal one

>>74648995
quit loligagging

>>74649033
Azusa is not for lewding, ever.

>>74648944
be patient

i am refining my body for you
for all of my cum friends

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get back to work and pay for my healthcare, you stupid fucking wage cucks!

>>74649095
this guy pisses me off so much

he is the epitome of "guy who acts too nice to be criticized but is super deserving of harsh criticism"

I hate people like that worse than unabashed assholes

>this gay thread has been up since 1 AM
Is the mod a fag too? Man, it's nsfw.

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>>74649141
>/int/
>custodial volunteers doing it for free
This board seems pretty lawless tbqh

>>74649141
Thanks for killing the thread, fuck face.

>>74649081
Bullshit, I can go read a doujinshi right now with her in it

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>>74649543

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duu, wanna smog sam weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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RNH IN /cum/, WHO TF UP? SMASH DAT MUFUGGIN REPLY BUTTON

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im blu da ba de da ba di da ba di da ba da da ba di da ba di

SpongeBob: No problem. Here I go. [makes a line of paint going down the wall. The paint starts going down but SpongeBob blows it one direction then another then another until he gets a blow dryer and blows the paint off the wall. blows the steam off the hairdryer like a gun] Yeah! Huh? [notices the big paint bubble] Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble!?
Patrick: Oh, I know! [takes a wand, dips it in the paint then blows a big bubble] Two giant paint bubbles!
SpongeBob: Noooooo! [two giant paint bubbles merge into one] Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I don't think this bubble can get much bigger!
Patrick: [magically finds a bicycle pump out of nowhere and puts it into the bubble] Nonsense!
SpongeBob: [yelling] Pat, no! [blows the bubble bigger until it pops. The paint splatters all over the wall, covering up all the old brown spots. SpongeBob moves out of the way for the last bit of paint to splash on the wall] We did it! We painted the whole house and without getting a drop of paint on anything but the-- [notices Mr Krabs dollar]

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>>74649998
I was once b& for posting scripts from a cartoon

>Getting off the bus
>Accidentally hit a lady with my backpack
>Pretend I didn't notice
welp

>>74650369
Why are Mexicans so rude?

>>74650378
It's in our genes

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what does hersheys taste like?

>>74650669
Like chocolate

>2:25 AM
>One random singing bird has been well signing FOR 3 HOURS
Every year they stay for one week where i live, but in the day not in the night.

>>74650920
Also is cute and interesting but i cant sleep at all since the noise echoes into my room.

>>74650920
>>74650942
Go to bed, child

>>74651077
I want to, but i cant sleep.

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>Fugg a grill for the first time in 2 years
>She gets aggressive, scratches my back and fingers my asshole
>went outside for a comfy post-sex cig
>rubbing my scarred lower back
>accidentally burn it with muh cig
>feelsgoodman/10
>pull down my pants and gently brush the cig around my asshole
>pain is 10/10 pleasure

Lads help ;__;

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Who /comfy/ here?

>>74652105
Oh please come on! How old are you 5?

That set up dates from the middle ages.

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>>74651969
Go to bed

>>74652105
I have an old CRT saved in a closet.

One of these days it'll be very hard to find one.

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>37 minutes
>0 posts

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https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6a9i0d/i_got_married_this_past_saturday/

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Trump bump

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Bum bump

nigger

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nigger bump

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Nardwuar bump

(_(_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

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Janny bump

i fudkcinfng hate s wedes

Hi

>>74654875
I'm not a fan of black women but she does have a figure.

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Hello

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>>74655689
>I'm not a fan of black women

pfffffttt faggot

mornin' /cum/bums

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I became an avid reader like three months ago and I can't stop. I stopped watching tv and I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.

Here's how I did it.

-Remember the average person reads like zero books a year. If you read 5 pages a day, you are 5 pages above the average person

-Don't force yourself to read. Commit to read 5 pages a day. I swear after three days you'll feel like reading more and after a month or so you should be reading 50-100 pages a day for pleasure

-Read various books at the same time. When I grab a difficult book or one that makes me sleepy I grab another and switch. This should refresh your head. Keep them thematically different. I read economics and fiction.

-It isn't a race. Reading slowly won't make you sleepy that fast. Try to acknowledge what books are for you to read fast and which aren't.

-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.

-Start with books highly discussed here so you feel motivated to discuss.

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>>74656129
Yo

Reading doesn't make you more intelligent, especially if you read fiction.

>>74656025
I'm more into brunettes and Latinas.

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It won't raise your IQ but you might still learn a thing or two

>>74656212
I only read product labels whilst dropping deuces

>>74656212
>I don't spend much time on 4chan anymore.
laughing out loud

>african shaman strikes thief with lightning
>white man can't explain it with science
>so white man say it not possible
typical chalk skin

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

>>74648719
When a monster who can't see below 6' comes and kills you, don't come crying to me

>>74656621
yes, I will be your wife. you've sold me

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tfw no american gf

How much money would it take for you to stick a pencil down your urethra?

>>74656697
I'll pay you $30 to dare me

>>74656708
i dare you to stick a pencil down your urethra

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why do they call them buildings if they're already built?

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Dr. Pepper.

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the gee eff just sent me this

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>>74656661
>american gf
We're all fat. That picture is not representative

>>74656212
might actually do this tbqh
haven't read for fun since grade 4 and that was before my attention span was of a goldfish

>>74657285
>might

JUST

DO IT

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>SMALL Y CHROMOSOMES

How can men even compete?

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>>74657917
Here a (you)

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im back from work you guys

>tfw drinking and watching serial experiments lain
how is your wednsday morning going friends?

>>74658071
seek help

>>74656212
>-Buy the physical copies. When you get the books from your own money you'll feel the need to read them to avoid the feel of wasting your money.
I don't think that this is true, Bookstore-san.
I bought a book from Amazon for ~40 pounds and haven't read it for more than a year.

Reminder Toronto is the only good city in Canada, Ottawacucks and vanfags get out.

Also these condos have to stop their putting up 4 in my area(Lawrence park) which is upper-class family housing it makes no sense also Yonge and Eglinton will soon be connected to uptown by rows of condos in a decade.

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>>74658065
stop posting this or at least TELL ME WHERE YOU WORK

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>>74648882
Don't worry. You can always fuck a dolphin

>>74658592
>T*ronto is the "best" city
>not Edmonton
get out ontario fag

>>74658690
Living in a frozen wasteland which hits -30 without windchill on a average winter day. I did that shit in Kingston a few winters i dont ever wanna do it again

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>tfw you see a leaf try to threaten someone

*puts on a baseball cap backwards*

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Would /cum/ a shark?

drank 2 days away

help

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Would /cum/ a this breakfast?

>>74658991
no

>>74658986
>only 2 days
amateur hour here or what

>>74658991
maybe not those eggs, but yeah i would a that breakfast.

so how's the recovery going?

>>74659045
should be out friday afternoon after i get my PICC line removed

>>74659031
i am NOT an alcoholic

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>>74653948
>reddit

>>74659068
nice

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>THAT FEELING WHEN NO GIRL FRIENDO

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2017/05/methane-slowing-global-warming-arctic

Was varg... dare I say it?

Right?

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>>74659352
Maybe I can be your gf, anon

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>tfw nurse gives you shit for programming your IV infusion
kek like its even difficult

>>74659489
I only like girls (female), sorry anon

>>74659510
She wants to fuck you so bad my dude

https://youtu.be/bWV7v-GFxaQ

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what did they mean by this /cum/?

>what did they mean by this /cum/?
I hate this sentence. Is it from Reddit BTW?

>I hate this sentence. Is it from Reddit BTW?
What did he mean by this?

>mountainigger
>in MY /cum?

>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

>>74659863
Fuck off

>call for nurse to disconnect my IV
>20 minutes later no one has come even after a different nurse said she would tell my nurse
and they wonder why i take shit into my own hands

>>74660094
>mountain jew under a proxy
hmm

>>74659481
yes
I studied environmental science for a semester so I'm an expert on the topic

Varg is always right, I've been trying to explain this to you people for months

BOLIVIA
O
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V
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>>74660344
We are all Slavs. Also, Europeans are Neanderthals, not Homo Sapiens. And you need to quit your job and leech off the government.

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>We are all Slavs.

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>>74660575
I'm actually a slav.

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>tfw not even american
>half slav/half nordic subhuman that was born in prague and somehow ended up here
why did we have to live here

>>74660575
We are ALL SLAVs
We are ALL IRISH
We are ALL NORDIC
We are ALL GERMAN
We are ALL FRENCH
We are ALL ENGLISH
t. Varg

>>74660988
hes right tho

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According to Varg, this is an Indo-European Germanic male.

i have a suspicion that this "denver" poster is actually that guy from new mexico

>>74661029
who?

got a call about a job buds
wew
gonna go hydrovaccin

>>74661105
elaborate please

>>74660344
how many times have you switched your major?

>>74661105
>using leddit flags

Kys

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>Tfw entire family is Austrian, they all literally speak Austrian-German.

>Family moves to America after ww2 because of "I'm not a Nazi I swear" meme.

>Refuse to teach me German, and only speak English while with me, even though they still have accents.

>Grow up with Mexicans in Florida, being the only white, blue-eyed, blonde guy in the state.

>Constantly made fun of because of reason stated before.

>>74661105
You caught me. I'm also that poster from Arkansas and about half of the Californians.

Thinking of doing ramadan post-ironically

I did lent too though I'm not christian

just a hipster

About to do a fap while technically on the clock

>NEETS btfo

>>74659706
>STEM

what...? why is that in there?

>>74661457
done that before
not very satisfying cause i had to keep one ear on my radio to make sure no one was trying to call me

>>74661522
I don't have to worry about that because I'm the only one here kek

>>74661568
what are you supposed to be doing?

>>74661283
Are you 60?

>>74661574
I do maintenance and there's nothing to do right now

>>74661610
you're maintaining your prostate :^)

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>>74661624

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>supervisor at old job calls and asks if I want to work for them again temporarily
>say yes
>says he'll consult with his manager and get back to me
>don't hear anything for a while, send him an email
>he cc's my email to me and the manager
>still haven't gotten a response a week later

>>74661693
should've played hard to get

>>74661693
probably because you're a namefag

wat should i watch /cum/

>>74661693
At the book factory?

>>74661872
Anime

>>74661946
no I've never worked at a book factory

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>tfw someone at school call me a dumdum poopyhead

>>74662046
they were right

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>>74662046
its ok danmark
itll be over soon

>>74662134
Does she mean when you don't sound like hood trash?

>>74650265
holy shit you really were off by one

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>>74662223
Holy shit. Why does it keep happening?

>>74662199
basically

>>74662134
>tfw no woke lightskin gf

What was your yearbook quote, /cum/?

>"It is not enough that I succeed, others must fail"
It was meant to be ironic because I was a consistent C+ student

>>74662246
holy shit. off by two???

>>74662275
what's the point of being C+, just say you were a C student

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>>74662374
Just tell me what your yearbook quote was

alcohol is bad senpai

>>74662446
and drugs?

>>74662478
drugs too senpai

>>74662512
*chugs a dozen coffees and takes 27 antidepressants*
i agree

THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEEEEEE BULLEEEEETPROOOOOOOOOOOF

>>74648872
Good.

I feel like I've stopped being able to relate to newer 4chan memes because I'm not gay

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>>74663326
>I'm not gay

does anyone else here like wkuk???

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>>74663562
>wkuk

>>74663604
shutit hans, your opinion about comedy is null and void

who still listening 2 this in 2017??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

who still bumping this in 2017??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

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Remember to not reply to *that* kind of flag

W O K E

S L E E P

>>74663851
>>74663851
>>74663851
>>74663851