>Be french >Just got back from a week long vacation in

>>74641048
*sharts in your direction*

Nice try but Trump stopped muslims from coming into our country. Try again, Abdula.

>>74641048
t. Algerian

>>74641048
>like every respectable european would
i meant christian, sorry

>>74641048
>Intentionally dressed really well
>Made them believe I wear berets everyday
Choose 1

i hope to meet a member of the /int/ernationale some day traveling in my native lands

>>74641113
Non christians are by definition not European, manu

>>74641113
Europeans are Christians


Non Christian Europeans are traitors and subhumans

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>>74641048
>>Asked where the sidewalk went
I don't get it.

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>>74641048

Good work Anon

I'm not even mad that's actually kind of neat t.bh

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>>74641048
>>74641076

>>74645164
Meanwhile in New Zealand...

http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-20/frenchman-pleads-guilty-after-new-zealand-hitchhike-hissy-fit/7862690?pfmredir=sm&WT.tsrc=Facebook

>Frenchman destroys road signs in New Zealand as part of hitchhike 'hissy fit'

>>74641180
Christianity is a middle eastern blight. Emperor Constantine made a mistake not purging it from Rome

What part of burgerland did you go to?

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>Sociology teacher made us give a round of applause for France yesterday

>>74641048
So you went on vacation with your mom and sister and imagined how cool doing all of the above would be, while you stayed sulking in your room while they went to see museums and shopping?

>didn't intentionally smell bad or troll gun enthusiasts

step up your game

>>74646242
fuck I actually thought of writing about the smell stuff

>>74645730
>implying I actually went to the USA and this wasn't just pure shitpost

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>Be Australian
>Get back from three weeks in France
>Intentionally talked with an outrageous bogan accent
>Commented on how Paris smells entirely of shit and piss
>Asked what a baguette was
>Intentionally asked whether people were bothered the French language came second on a global scale
>Commented on the prevalence of gypsies on the metro
>Acted surprised when they said that people only work 35 hours a week and take hour long lunch breaks every day
>Intentionally dressed in thongs and boardshorts wherever I went, even the Louvre
>Made them believe I wear ride kangaroos to work everyday
>Used cunty Australian slang words as much as possible
>Referred to "AFL" as "football"
>Asked where the white French all went
>Acted like an entitled cunt
>Asked for direction in aboriginal
>Asked them if they celebrated the destruction of the indigenous French identity through successive surrendering to foreign invaders
>Asked what was their origin
>All of them said 'Africa'
>Asked them where my country is located on a map
>They yell at me in Arabic
>Asked them where we are right now
>Get run over by a truck

>>74641048
lmfao

>>74648989
You should've tried to speak French to them first.

>>74648989
>Acted surprised when they said that people only work 35 hours a week and take hour long lunch breaks every day
that one's on you tbqh

>>74644185

A lot of American towns don't got sidewalks at all and you're apparently supposed to cover a distance that takes about 5 minutes of walking by car in these towns.

It's not as bad in large cities but I remember passing a lot of small towns in which there were like no sidewalks at all.

I wish this was just some kind of cheeky banter but I'm not even making any of this up.

>>74649363
Just wall on the fucking road. Wtf

Baguette baguette honhonhon
Oh shit i just got a Paris syndrome

>>74652661
Why japanese are such beta cucks who need to travel with hordes of yellow apes ?

>>74652661
>ONEE SAN YAMETE
fcking jap

>>74641078
how original

and that already got overturned

>>74641180
this

>>74645318
rome was not western civilization
it was a precursor to it in spirit, but "europe" started with the franks and was molded in christianity.