>Be me
>39 year old single french/acting teacher with 2 daughters
>got a weird 15 years old student
>watches him playing the final act of the year
>he comes after the act to kiss me
>tells me he wants to marry me
>lol what.jpg
>he keeps staring at me days after days and tells me he wants me eve if I'm 24 years older
>why not having a bit of cougar fun ?
>begin to find that relationship funny and can't find a new husband
>his parents are rich doctors and he now starts studies in philosophy
>still use him for my lonely nights
>he becomes a banker and asks to marry me
>won't find any other man now and he's becoming rich so I accept
>he works for Rotschild now and I do shopping, feels good man
>my husband now enters in politic, why not as long as I can buy more Chanel lol
>he becomes a 36 years old minister
>what is happening.jpg
>he resigns being a minister and create a new political party
>runs for the presidential elections
>was funny but it begins to become creepy
>he is supported by all the medias
>all the medias and leftists ask to vote for him aganst Marine
>he actually wins and becomes a 39 years old president
I just wanted to have some cougar fun.
Emperor macron when
Based Macron, he has truly lived a life of success.
>>74599349
>wife is a bogdanoff
What powers does he have?
>>74599349
Gotta say his meteoric ascension is a bit weird.
Is like everything was literally right at the right place and at the right time, almost as it was all planned
>>74599563
It was.
>>74599563
there are no coincidences
Wow what the fuck.
Emperor Macaron
Führer Merkel
King Charles
when?
>>74599446
>>74599878
Never. He won't even finish his presidential term.
>>74600205
t. amergian /pol/tard tourist who spent 5000 dollars to go "document paristan"
>>74600205
I doubt there will be a serious enough revolt during his mandate to make him leave. Most people are pussies, on top of being stupid.
Maybe when they start starving...
>>74600205
>Meanwhile Holande is finishing his with 4% approval
Mathieu pls
>>74600342
Not only that, his spiritual son got elected, lmfao.
It was an African banana republic tier election.
>>74600235
no t. a frenchman who sees how his country is going bad
>>74600301
>>74600342
There will be, the pressur cooker hasn't exploded for the moment as most of people knew the elections were coming and they were hoping for a big change. There are less than 3 french people out of 10 who wanted to see him elected, it has been done only thanks to elderly people who voted for Macron after voting Fillon because of the media and >muh prevent fascism
>>74600342
Could somebody tell me why Hollande is so unpopular?
What a weird relationship. Is this how non-Americans see Trump's relationship with his wife that has clearly no interest in being his wife?