is it true that americans take tests that tell them which profession

>>74599176
uma delicia thread

SOPA

>>74599176
uma delicia thread

>>74599176
We do the same. What are you >?

>>74599176
No; however, Germans administer exams to ten year olds which determine whether they're smart enough to go to real school or if they should just go to garbage man and janitor school

i took an asvab test, but only because my teacher was a vietnam vet and wanted us to be soldiers

>>74599176
Not going to meme but there are tests out there, called all sorts of placement names, and it doesn't tell you what you should major in, but from your skills what type of career would be better suited.


In my high school they made us take it and since I've always been good at math, they placed me in engineering and CS.


But I like it because there are retards who want to do engineering and then get a slap in the face when it says they're better suited for a manager.


Helicopter parents pay for these tests since their kid is too stupid to know what they want to do.

>>74599176
Nope not at all.

>>74599265
Not only did you reddit space, but you double reddit spaced.

>>74599279
You used reddit punctuation

>>74599279
>hurr durr formatting is reddit

kysf

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Yep. Have to take the tests, usually right after penis inspections. It's fine though, because at least it gets us out of the shooting chambers, so it's nice. Also allows us to stay up past our federal curfew, so I can eat more butter sticks :DDD

Yeah, but they don't mean shit

>>74599339
Honestly honestly I've machines are just a more modern and advanced form of ice trays.

I spent an entire day with a classroom of retards doing aptitude and career placement tests when my parents realized I had no plans for life after high school. This unbalanced fat girl cried all day long. I felt bad for her, but by the end of the day everyone wanted her dead.

>>74599296
>writing like a retard
>formatting
I can just imagine you punching the spacebar twice with your fat greasy fist while going "Duh! Duh!" with saliva drooling out of the corner of your mouth.

>>74599390
Not very
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>>74599176
yeah and they must tip their teachers afterwards or else they will be told they will be homeless

>>74599265
Those high school test are still stupid, the professions they give you are either not economically viable, or are outdated. I got shit like sign painter and my friend got gunsmith. Obviously I knew that I loved programming so I pursued in CS and it's obviously been a better choice than some shit test made by a robot of a man.

>>74599279
kill yourself

>>74599279
>be canadian
>be an expert on reddit

>>74599416
Idk what shitty ones you got but my tests were good. You probably got the meme ones.

Mine told me I should be an accountant.

>>74599176
No, it's not.
We do take tests that tell you if you're fucking retarded though, and you can probably get the jist from that.

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>>74599176
Yes

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>>74599416
You think you can say that shit without any repercussions? Post your address and I will give you a whooping you'll never forget!

>>74599176
I have never heard of those. Could be a regional thing?

>>74599176
W-we do the same. Is there something wrong with that?

>>74599413
This is true.

>>74599339
Butter dogs not sticks.

Uncultured much?

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>>74599568
24 sussex drive, ottawa
my dad works at canada

>>74599176
No, it suggests what you should do.

The test sucks anyways. It gave me the choices of a cashier, the President of the United States, or an engineer.

I can proudly exclaim that I am none of these things.