>tfw Australia had our backs in the Spanish Civil War
>tfw Australia backed us up in Dubya' Dubya' 2
>tfw Australia watched our six in Korea
>tfw Australia roasted Charlies with us in Vietnam
>tfw Australia fucked up Hajis alongside us in the Gulf War
>tfw Australia is currently fucking up Hajis in the mid east
Where were you when 'Straya was unironically our greatest ally?
>>74598869
>Spanish Civil War
What, why were you in the Spanish Civil War
>>74599061
*Spanish-American War
>>74599061
Watching from Gibraltar.
>>74598869
Handing out tulips to Canada for being our greatest ally.
>>74599360
cute
>>74598869
tfw straya' shitposted moon-niggers to death during the 3rd Interstellar War
>>74599360
<3
No need to thank us for the liberation
The year is 2040, The Muslim death clones are overwhelming the last line of American defenders.
Suddenly ACDC is heard playing in the distance.
AAAHHHHH THUNDER, AHHHUUAAAHHH THUNDER!
Australian volunteers riding make shift mad max trucks come ploughing through the dune coon clone hoards.
As the Trucks reach the American lines a tanned man in shorts and an emu skin vest jumps down.
"Bit of a fucked day aye mate"
>>74599360
Your country is so adorable.
>>74599360
I un-ironically love the Netherlands.
>>74599784
So you figured out how to beat the two legged menace? And I don't mean the bloody lebos.
>>74598869
I could see this being the next bro-comedy of the year. Like "Dude, Where's My Car?" but with war.
Screw the UK, we go off ot fight and you're right there with us every time. You cunts are alright in my book.
>>74599784
autism
>>74600464
shitposting
>>74600498
Cunts prolly a chink from Melbourne
>>74599936
Yeah, turns out you need to put them in camps and starve them.
>>74598869
It's been known bro. The only country's we can trust and be friends with are UK and Australia. France is no longer our friend get lost Frenchies!
>>74600530
>LE U R LE ZHANG XD XD
>>74600551
>friendship ended w/ france; now australia is my best friend
>>74600244
>like BattleField Friends, but with America and Australia
>>74600530
Proxyfag I've give you a hint: Cabramatta is in the state to the north of Victoria.
>>74603431
>Like Cheech and Chong, but with American and Australia
>>74606331
>Like the Blues Brothers except America and Australia
>>74599936
We murder them by chopper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcu9BxTpQj4
There's some kind of irony about fucking up birds that can't fly from the air
Britain fucked us over in WWI.
America are the truest allies. They even think our healthcare is good.