Eurovision pre-thread. It's happening again. For all you

>>74597669
is it today?

Can \int\ please stop backing up the Portuguese guy?
I don't want him to lose like le pen

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>>74597669
When are you going to let Americans compete?

Australians got to compete last year.

>>74597669
no qt swedes boyband in eurovision :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP3w_UgxZDA

hope you guys don't invite australia again, or they're gonna win

>>74597924
hello

>>74597821
as if there is anything to be ruined by. The music is fucking garbage.

>>74597688
first semi today, 2nd semi thursday, final on saturday.

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Stop listening to pop music.

>>74597727
shut up, if meme magic worked for Tsunaldo and his buddies, why wouldn't it work with da Sal?

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>74598605
stop speaking like a drunk slurring Spaniard

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>>74598669
No.

(Vote for me, cuz I'm1/8 dutch)

>>74598730
>nationalism

lol no

>>74597669
>2017
>still watching the once great Eurovision in its SJW death throws

>>74597798
>>74597924
We're not going to win this year. I wouldn't be surprised if we finished outside the top 10.

Then again, there's also an Australian singing for Denmark who actually has a good chance at winning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=716rTFMgZQ4

>>74598847
even for an ESC song that is some forgettable, boring shit yo. I doubt it will have a chance.

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>>74598767
awww it's ok dutchie anon, I still like you

Eurovision is very gay. And pure propaganda. With that said, Bulgaria, Italy and Portugal are by far the best. In that order.

>>74599006
Belgium is also bretty gud 2bh, but I heard the girl can't sing live

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>>74597669
I'll say, Robin Bengtsson is a fucking STUD

>>74597669
>you will never be Chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=338wyBvfvgI

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>>74599381
so fuckin beautiful

Why is Australia in Eurovision?

>>74599439

Why is Ecuador such a shit country?

>>74599773
>be Australian
>get bit by some spider while taking a shit
>start thinkin that you're European

Is Russia still banned?

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>>74597669
>qt's

>>74599922
>a "woman" has better beard genetics than me

NOT. FAIR.

>>74599885

>Be sub-human mix of natives and Meds
>Leave house
>Get murdered

Gee am I glad I'm not Ecuadorian.

Don't know which board to which this with. /int/, /sp/, /mu/, /tv/, /pol/, /b/?

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>>74600031
/lgbt/

>>74600053
Fuck, I forgot about /lgbt/.
Do [s4s] and [r9k] do threads too?

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>>74600053
/hm/ especially

>>74597669 what's this eurovision thing?... never heard of it

>>74600077
no idea, I usually watch with /int/ or /sp/ because of flag banter

>>74600108
hey luxembourg, please come back! we need those diaspora points!!
oh wait, you're not luxembourg...

>>74600080
That board is ded.

>>74600137
[autistic screeching]
i'm Liechtenstein. LIECHTENSTEIN!...
the fukking principality of mottafukking Liechtenstein!!!
*cries in the arms of switzerland*

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>>74599981
>be Australian
>fattest country in the world
>every big city is filled with chinks that don't even speak proper English.
>can't afford to live in the center of any big city because housing costs are so ridiculously so you are forced to live in some suburban shithole.
>Property costs are so high that you ARE STARTING TO BUY HOUSES BY THE FUCKING BRICK
>Shitpost all day about "Fuck off we're full XD" on your 5 mbps internet that you have to pay 60 dollars a month for, while Wang and Chang are buying the entire island.
>live in such a fucked up country that ONE IN FIVE aussie cunts have some sort of symptoms of a mental illness.
>Once the average Australian decides to no longer be a useless piece of shit and start working, he goes to the Jobcenter just to be told that Chang and Wang have all the good jobs but can now pick up dogshit or clean toilets.
>Don't ever think about starting an own business, because everything is monopolized at this point in Australia.
>Have one of the highest taxes in the world
>lose a war to Emus
>LOSE A WAR TO FUCKING EMUS

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>>74600203
I search my /int/ folder and literally this is the only mention I have of white Haiti

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>>74600359

>Be Ecuadorian
>Get mad on the internet because inferiority complex

>>74600137
I'll probably stick to /int/ simply because of the flags. Thank you Portufriend.

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Guys, I just realized the UK's song is about brexit.

>I will never give up on EU

>>74600518
kc tier

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>>74600518

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>Valentina Monetta is participating for San Marino again
Is she the only singer they got?

>>74602452
At this point it doesn't feel right whenever Valentina isn't in Eurovision.

>>74597669
>/CelebrateDiversity/
I celebrate the diversity of European nations; the Germans, Hungarians, Portuguese, Greeks etc.....
What I do not celebrate is the muslims, africans, arabs, indians, gypsies, central asians, east asians.....within Europe. That is not their land and they do not belong there ever.

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Post Euromemes guys

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>>74606111

>germany sends in a standard crappy popsong like every year

Are we doing it right?

>>74600031
>Don't know which board to which this with.
Can someone explain this sentence to me?

>Celebrate diversity
>most songs are literally in English
Hmmm.....

Who are the memes this year?

>>74607299
Every country should start singing in their own language again. The whole idea of ESC was to bring Europe closer together, having 30 Brits, Australians and Americans sing generic English popsongs while waving a Croatian flag is not doing anything for European integration.

Who is in the first semi final?

>>74607438
Macedonia has the white girl rapping meme in the bag. Montenegro has sent a gay Khal Drogo who is absolutely not getting through the semis.

>>74608694
In running order:

>Sweden
>Georgia
>Australia
>Albania
>Belgium
>Montenegro
>Finland
>Azerbaijan
>Portugal
>Greece
>Poland
>Moldova
>Iceland
>Czech Republic
>Cyprus
>Armenia
>Slovenia
>Latvia

Italy, Spain and UK can vote in this Semi as well. France, Germany and Ukraine have to wait for Semi 2.

>>74608778
>only country to sing in their native language is the country with the ugliest European language

really makes you think desu

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>>74607438
Sweden sent a multicultural gang of bankers

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>>74607438
need more webm/gif

>>74608821
Rude!

>>74608778
Sweden, Georgia, Finland, Portugal are pretty much guaranteed.

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>>74597669
Is it just gays and women who watch eurovision in europe as well? Or do all people watch it there?

>>74609763
Methinks it's popularized by gays and women, but more broadly people watch it because it's a traditionally cheesy event - ironically, if you will

>>74609763
every kind of people watch it, ironically or not, but most people only get to know the songs during the show

it's just that gays seem to be the loudest and most annoying fanbase, and the ones who take it more seriously

>>74609763
I get drunk with my friends and we all watch it.

>>74609763
Gays and women are simply the ones most vocal about it.

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VOTE PORTUGAL OR I'M GOING TO DO IT

>>74609721
I meant the first semi-final

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>>74597727
>\int\

>>74608821
>other countries have such good sounding languages that they always sing in English

disgraceful!

>>74609763
It has like 200 million viewers in Europe and some countries think it's a really big deal like Greece and Sweden

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>>74597727
Please let us in so we can vote for Portugal every year

>>74610058
>Greece

They can't even afford to win it

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>>74610058
>It has like 200 million viewers in Europe
so just the gays watch it then

>>74609948

I'm voting Italy

>Flag relevant

France is my Waifu for this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koi36aeRv7I

>>74610001
Hey you fuck, our language sounds great, you're just used to hear those filthy northerners that speak like Russians. Come to Lisbon, we actually are decent speakers, the northerners speak Galician.


>Puorto quarailho

>Bráága queralho

Kek

>>74610096
this

I <3 portugal

>>74610096
Do you have enough gays to support Eurovision?

>>74610233
The closed vowel sounds make your women sound quite masculine when speaking the language though. If you listen to Bossa Nova or someone like Mallu Magahales singing PT BR it sounds much more feminine than EU PT singers. Ana Moura and Amália Rodrigues for example, both have quite manly sounding voices.

I still love your language though, but it comes across as a bit harsher and masculine to non native speakers than the BR PT or spanish.

>>74610233
we all speak like russians or polacks from minho to algarve tbdesu

>>74599955
It's a fake beard, the dude doesn't wear this shit irl. It's a persona.

Any acts worth waking up at 4am in the morning to watch it live for?

>>74610487
No but do it anyway

>>74610487
Nothing is worth waking up at 4am for.

>>74610487
Why wouldn't you do it anyway?

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>>74597669
>CelebrateDiversity

AROUND 10000 policemen quarded empty hall and front place.

DIVERSITY FUCK DA WAY..

>>74610549
>>74610531
>>74610527
I did it for the last two Eurovisions but the last one was pretty tame. Plus we don't have Sam Pang and Julia Zemiro as hosts this time and I don't know anything about the new hosts

Would've fallen asleep on the couch if it wasn't for that LOVE LOVE PEACE PEACE song

Anyone remebers that spaniard weirdo singing el chiqui chiqui years ago in Eurovisión?

>>74610531
ur mum is

>>74610601
>I did it for the last two Eurovisions but the last one was pretty tame. Plus we don't have Sam Pang and Julia Zemiro as hosts this time and I don't know anything about the new hosts
Really?

I hope they're at least still comedians. If they try and put a serious spin on it they'll have gone full circle into retardation.

>>74610740
>hosting of popular TV shows such as Wake Up, Star Way and Sing Like A Star.
>He has had roles as a professional voice artist, including voicing the character of Hans in the Ukrainian version of Disney’s animation Frozen.
>Timur has presented the live youth talk show Studio 5, as well as the educational programme How Is It Made?

I wouldn't expect too much of it.

>>74610830
He means the Australian broadcasting presenters

>>74610830
yeah mate this >>74610894

But now that you mention it though, the hosts of eurovision always seem incredibly dull. Why don't they ever get funny people to host it?

>>74610894
who do you have anyway? We have that camp faggot Cornald Maas who always bitchslaps the shit out of poor entries, quite entertaining.

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>>74597669

Daily reminder that Francesco Gabbani is /ourguy/

>>74610058
That's because we always win and have to host it. Not because we like it or anything.

>>74610927
Sweden last year was pretty good with their hosts last year though

>>74610830
>>74610894
>>74610934
>>74610740

And oops yes I meant our broadcast hosts, most of my enjoyment with Eurovision comes from the commentary

Looks like the new ones are comedians

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/reality-tv/joel-creasey-and-myf-warhurst-to-host-eurovision-on-sbs/news-story/d4939e3120ac2e92822ed33af8ecc17c

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>>74611099
We keep purposefully sending shit so we don't host it. We nearly went bankrupt in the 90s after we hosted it three times in a row. We've sent shit again this year, should send Dustin the turkey back, he deserves a second chance.

>>74607401
>Portugal sings in portuguese.

>>74611099
>big qualifying shows with A list artists live broadcasted

yeah you dont care

>>74611204
Can't... Afford it? Sorry this is sort of a new concept to me.

>>74611270
Our only two A-list artists retired after Benny and Björn left and took all the talent with them

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So are we just a part of this now? Does anyone care? All the euros just accept that?

only faggots watch this shit anyway

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>>74611417
First Australia. Then the world.

When does pubic voting open?

>>74611560
Based Asian skeleton

>>74611295
It costs a lot of money to host the Eurovision. We won 5 times around the late 80s and early 90s and it was costing too much to host it so often here, one year we even hosted in a small village called Millstreet rather than Dublin or another city. Since then we've mostly sent shit, this year and about 50% of the last 10 years we just send a well connected person who's involved with the national broadcaster RTÉ.
>>74611558
We're all faggots here

>>74611417
They pay big money to be in it so whatever. It's not like it's Zimbabwe, Australia is culturally close to Europe and everyone likes Australia.

>>74611729
I like you too, Netherlands <3

>>74607300
I guess he meant "Don't know which board to watch this with"

>>74611560
>>74611729
all according to keikaku

Pretty sure we'd be making our money back in tourism anyway, I support it from a purely jewish tourism investment standpoint.

>>74609613

search on twitter #esckarma, #escita, or #gabbauomogif, they're mostly in italian though

>>74611241
Can you shut up for a second,faggot?

>>74597669
it is basically:The Annual Cringe Competition, so yeah of course I will wathc it.

>>74611946
This is my first post. Wtf, you little twat.

did we send a boring shit entry and failed to qualify yet?

>>74597669
they also gave the award to another trans person in 98
Sharon Cohen (Hebrew: שרון כהן), professionally known as Dana International (דנה אינטרנשיונל), is an Israeli pop singer. She has released eight albums and three additional compilation albums, positioning herself as one of Israel's most successful musical acts ever. She is best known as the winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 1998 in Birmingham with the song "Diva".

Assigned male at birth, Sharon discovered that she was transsexual at an early age, and came out as a trans girl when she was 13, in 1985.

a jewish trans might I add

>>74597669
>Celebrate diversity

what did they mean by this?

>>74612119
Exactly what it sounds like.

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>>74612119

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>>74612119

>>74612141
European diversity?

>>74612245
I guess but they also include israel and azerbaijan and australia and shit so think bigger

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>>74612034
No that's on Thursday. But we won't get out of the semi again.

>>74612119
>almost all entries sing in english

>>74612048
tbqh Dana at least passed

Conchita was a freak of nature

>>74612340
Conchita wasn't really a tranny though. He's just a drag queen.

Netherlands, 10 points from Belgium

>>74612993
I havent heard it yet but I'm guessing its absolute trash again

>>74597669
Eurovision

AKA

>lets dissolve our cultural identities even further to the sound of this god awful "eurobeat"

>>74613352
10 points anyway

>>74613420
don't compare based eurobeat to eurovision pop garbage pls. Eurobeat is the GOAT music.

>>74602452
30k people fãm

>>74613420
>implying this isn't in the eternal anglo's interests
Thank god we and Brotugal are going to save Europe from this shame

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OUR YEAR LA

>>74613457
Oh 12 is the max.
12 points to Netherlands

WHY are we in this? WHY? WHY???????????????????????

EXPLAIN THIS TOO ME?! WHY

>>74613911
MORE WHITE CULTURE TO DESTROY

>>74613911
Honorary europeans

>>74613911
Because you begged us to be in it for years and paid for it.

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>>74597669
Anybody know where I can get a live stream? Fuckin bastards blocked it here

I'll vote Bulgaria, I'm in love with the boy :3

>>74614422

a VPN?

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>jewrovision
aka the country that's this years leftists favourite wins

>>74611560
Ayyy

>>74614557
Good, put 100€ on them.

>>74614654
i already did
viva l'italia

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>tfw no Gabbani buddy, cheering me up, teaching me show to pick up girls and protecting me from bullies
>tfw no Salvador mate to write songs and share books and deep thoughts with
>tfw the three of us will never hang out at some seaside cafè, enjoying a glass of wine and a sunset over the Atlantic or the Mediterranean without saying a word, satisfied with each other's friendship

>>74614889

Tonight the 1st semifinal, thursday the 2nd and saturday the final

>>74614889
Live in 4 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cvGkiAPaE

>>74614557
But Italy is the favorite....

>>74615270
so what
it's still some profit

I'm really looking forward to it, gonna check it out with my european friends and /int/.

>>74615304
just listened to it, as far as ESC songs goes, its not that bad.

>>74600518
Really?I can hardly wait for the MEMEs to start flowing :^)

>All these eastern europeans and meme nations
>Oh and Sweden

Is this some AU where Sweden was annexed by Russia and turned into a slavhole?

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>>74615612
For reference here's our bracket

kys for giving them views to promote their degeneracy you fucking retards

>>74615612
sweden is meme

>>74611560
this

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>>74615681

>>74615784
dunno why you're even participating considering youre a turkish colony

>>74615817
Better than russian rape baby.

>>74615681
This

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>>74615681
Horrid post.

>>74615845
Hello Petar al Mehmet

>>74615681
>>74615871
Give who views?

>>74615817
Have a (you).You seem like a person who really needs it.

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>>74615917
Remember this guy?

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>>74615845
Latvia BTFO. LOL

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>>74616058

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reminder that ukraine didnt let the russian entrant compete because she performed in crimea

>>74616109
wtf

>>74616196
Ukraine is so based.

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>>74616222
more like butthurt desu

>>74610657
I do

>>74616256
Yeah, the word "butthurt" was created to represent those that don't let criminals roam the country free and do whatever they want.

>>74614945
>not available in your country
What the shit? I watched on youtube 2 previous years, what gives?

>>74616328
>crimea
>part of ukraine
good goy!

>>74616269
Back this year!

>>74616328
not very tolerant of you, sweden

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE NETHERLANDS WILL WIN

>>74616388
This isn't a prog rock contest sadly

Eurovision is utter cancer and you should all feel ashamed for supporting it in any way whatsoever.

guys
when does it begin today

>>74616481
In 4 hours here, goes on for 2 hours

>>74616435
kys sven

>>74616506
Roll at me, fatty

>>74616222
This. They could have chosen any other performer besides her. Russians wanted to stay out of this competition like mad

>>74616357
t.russian bydlo immigrant

>>74616642
Both sides acted like bitches. Eurovision is just a stupid song contest, but everyone makes something bigger out of it. Like they need to prove something on the ""world arena""

>>74616849
But that's the point, sort of. Eurovision has nothing to do with this. If your pick were to go pick up a pack of smokes in Ukraina she'd be arrested.

>>74616849
>Eurovision is just a stupid song contest
If it was just a stupid song contest, how come you are not part of it? :^)

>>74616849
>>74616927
I mean, if they were in the union we could just point to the anti-discriminatory paragraph, but she still wouldn't be allowed to play because the EU can't actually force decisions upon a sovereign nation.

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Reminder to vote for Salvador or Francesco

>>74617352
MUST PROTECT

>>74616642
>They could have chosen any other performer besides her
>girl is banned because she gave a few performances for Russian citizens on Russian clay
>lol just send someone who never commited such a horrible crime
I wish I could slap every single one of you shitstains who keep repeating this paper thin bullshit. Any Russian performer would be banned, unless he vocally denounced Russia, and you could probably see why no one would want such artist to represent country.
That said please ban us from eurovision permanently, it stopped being any fun years ago.

>>74617465
>Any Russian performer would be banned, unless he vocally denounced Russia

Except for those other 60 nationalists you sent and we celebrated because we're not assholes?

Come on, you're embarrassing yourself. Don't be like Turkey.

>>74617465
But your performer violated eurovision regulations that has been in place since almost forever. Anyone would get banned for it. It sucks but it's justified.

>>74617465
>Any Russian performer would be banned
I don't think so. I think we could find a person that hasn't been to Crimea. It just stupid to ban an artist for giving a performance. And we decided to look offended rather than being above hohols and treating a stupid song contest as a stupid song contest.

>>74617537
>60 nationalists
Who are you talking about? (Not baiting, just don't understand you)

>>74617724
Just ignore the sedenistanis. One invented some sort of eurovision regulation that we apparently violated, and the other pretends to be completely retarded over the situation.

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>>74617724
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest#Contestants

>>74617854
Russia usually scores pretty high too so it's an odd move to ban yourself from the contest. It's almost like you're angry about something.

>>74617437
Thanks Italian anon! Do it for Sal

Pre-Show starts in 2 hours and 20 minutes

If you don't have a TV, SVT will broadcast the show worldwide from this link

https://www.svtplay.se/video/13572581/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2017-semifinal-1-9-maj-20-00?info=visa&start=auto

>>74617991
Why 60 and why nationalists?

Also broadcasted here: https://www.bvn.tv/bvnlive

>>74598605
>>74598730
>>74598905
Where did you get these photos?

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>ESC

>BBC stream is hosted by Mel Giedroyc and Scott Mills

Do they normally do it? Are they decent?

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>>74618516
Mel is pretty funny

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>Sweden will win this shit contest once again

>>74618411
Just google Salvador Sobral. There are more funny pics from that photoshoot.

I'd post them but i'm on mobile.

>>74618590
Not this year. Your song is more mediocre than usual.

>>74618590
No way you will score more than Portuguese guy

>>74618598
P-Please anon?

>>74618615
It's the song that some international jury decided we had to take and not the song we voted for.

The fix is in. Who will be the "coincidental" winner this time, France or Germany?

>>74618717
What song did you vote for then?

>tfw ive only seen the Italian performance so far and all the other ones will be surprises for me
love this feel, excited for some more cultural enrichment boys. love watching eurovision with /int/

>>74618717
its gonna be italy

>>74618779
Hold On I think it was called. I don't watch melodifestivalen, there's no banter

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>>74618780
>Watching the performances beforehand

hahaha don't tell me people actually do this

>>74618780
How are you watching? Youtube stream is blocked for Canada and USA cause they sold exclusively rights off to LGBTv or some shit.

>>74619003
im using this dutch friend's link >>74618161

>>74619003
Logo owns the rights and will block all youtube access.

Sweden is streaming it live worldwide though.

https://www.svtplay.se/video/13572581/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2017-semifinal-1-9-maj-20-00?info=visa&start=auto

>>74618923
Damn, this is better than the shit one you have now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB9eOhXytFE

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If the young aboriginal boy doesn't win it, I sure as hell don't know what will anymore after least year.

>>74614713
Are you okay anon?

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>>74614713
I didn't come here to feel anon.

>>74618923
shouldve sent these qts ;___;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP3w_UgxZDA

>>74610594
so powerful...

>>74610594
she's the... black horse.... in the competition heheheeheh

>>74619206
THE
FIX
IS
IN

>>74620204
Ensemble darkhorse

>>74619765
Oh, what a surprise that the guy from California is a faggot

Is based Graham only commenting on the finals?

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Is he /ourguy/?

>>74620262
yes i am, gotta problem?

>>74620272
Yes.

IS there gonna be an int stream or what

>>74613911
Something along the lines of a TV company that has hosted it in AUS for years has been part of something europe related.

The people in Sweden last year explained it.

>tfw getting drunk and watching Eurovision with /int/ is one of the heightlights of my year
It's like my fifth year now, so it is sort of a tradition.

>>74620636
Are you legitimately retarded.

>>74620707
It's a good tradition, I only really come back to /int/ every year for this alone.

>>74620758
>tfw /int/ will never be as good as 5 years ago

>>74620455
Yes

>>74620780
Flags ruined both /int/ and /pol/

>>74620802
dont be mean :(

or else........

>>74620851
Flags were ok. Generals and the catalog, on the other hand.

Yodel meme will win it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpFdUoMjf3w

>>74621010
Fuck no, I hate the song. At least the girl is qt.

pls online link? can we watch on their official site? i already bought alcohol and cancelled my plans for the evening to watch it

>>74621562
https://www.svtplay.se/video/13572581/eurovision-song-contest/eurovision-song-contest-2017-semifinal-1-9-maj-20-00?info=visa&start=auto

>>74621562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3cvGkiAPaE

Alternatively just watch it on any yuro tv or their official website.

>>74621710
>>74621738
tak my northern brothers

>>74616849
>I-it's not like I want to be in your stupid song contest.
>S-stupid!

>>74597669
>diversity
>everybody sings in english
>people vote for their neighbors
And 12 points to Spain from Portugal - whohoo
And 12 points to Portugal from Spain - whohoo

>>74609585
Ready to gangbank some teen pussy.

>>74619206
He was the public favourite, too.

He got ditched by the jury in favour of the corporate fuccboi, though.

Will the degenerates boo to england because of brexit?

>>74610963
He's so stereotypically italian lol

>>74613911
You can send abos and we're out of diversity

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Let us briefly honor the best entry ever in Eurovision:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv1D9IDPFrA

So just did some research on this years competition and it seems it's not even worth to watch. Italy has like 100million views on youtube and has odds like 1.1-1.8. Lmao.

>>74622482
Yeah, but Italy has no friends. It's going to be the jury against Eastern bloc voting.

NAMASTE
@
ALE

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who else /feels/ here?

>blackbird, blackbird, i am now alone

>>74622480
You have no taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIX0Hp5K3Z0

I haven't heard any of the songs yet. I'll let them surprise me.

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who /ready/ here?

>>74622480
but that's not:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE

Swedes copying the trademark OK Go coreography is the final proof that they fully deserve Jihad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

>>74622480
Here, let me help you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3xp5ZXSYA

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Post your poison and link the year's winner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OnRxfhbHB4

>>74622706
they better have this guy at saturday's event

>>74622809
This was actually so over the top that it was good.

>>74622706
It's only funny when it's not on purpose.

>it's been 20 years since we won
>we still send shit

Fucking Karen Bradley

any hotties like Armenia or cuties like Austria last year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJMjDNWU6Gc

Sundin' an ee-male to Burleen.

>>74622660
This one's great.

Best moment in modern eurovision:

https://youtu.be/MznLiNSKKSQ?t=2m13s

I can't believe people actually liked this.

>>74622940
D E M Y
E
M
Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_kLtgFPnbk

>>74622997
shut up, that song is patrician af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfpivRXe3Q4
What the fuck are we sending

>>74622920
>20 years is long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI78Bqp6z6g

Last time we won color tv barely existed

>>74622899
I see what you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLiL-tRxhkE

*pisses and shits*

WHY WEREN'T WE INVITED RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74623037
Don't worry, it's honestly better on stage.

>>74623040
This is unironically one of my favourite Eurovision songs.

>>74622814
>röyking dreper

>>74623121
your song is unironically one of the best this year imo

>>74623117
You won't pay the $300k membership fee

The hungarian song is so funny,is it actual hungarian culture song?

>forgot to buy poison

guess it's just weed for me tonight

O N E H O U R
N
E
H
O
U
R

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF2RDP2ztF4
When Kazakhstan will be invited?

Post underrated eurovision qts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slHboKF9PIQ

>>74623169
hungarian with a supposedly roma chorus

>>74623142
Du dreper :3

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>tfw no Boggie gf

>>74623219
Ge mig lite polsk vodka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT6yOIC6ihI

UK should have never stop being UK

>>74623254
People got all butthurt about us having fun so now we send shitty ballads that never do any better

>>74623251
Sug tissen min lol

One bong left?

>>74623317
And 8 bings

>>74623317
ye 1 bong 8 bings

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>>74623307
>norrbagge
hahah åhhhhhhhhh

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friendly reminder that sweden's song is about rape

>>74622480
This is the GOAT of eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE

Best Portuguese entry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhXf9ZO06U0

This song is actually crazy popular here lol

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>>74623354
Oppression is no meme, Per-Göran.

>>74623379
>we gave this 12 points
>judges gave it 0
>they got 1 point from the UK

Fucking hate the judges

>>74623010
nice

>>74623379
I will never forget how they got robbed by the jury. Over here they were near the top of televoting but the jury put them at the bottom.

>>74623408
that was the reason why they devised the new voting system

much more fair and intense now

>>74623408
judges should be hanged

>>74623451
How is that fair. If it's a 50/50 split they should have got 6 points