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>be me,
>Some moths ago
>Meet this qt Italian grill in Uni
>Start talking, find out we both like accordion music and polka,
>Her uncle owned a little company producing accordions
>Tell her my great uncle also played accordion and made violins, still have one
>She told me she also plays violin, but did not take it with her
>Asks if I could let her play it
>sure.mp4
>Arrive at my flat
>Dig up the old violin, while she waits on the couch
>Bring the violin and the bow to her
>she tunes it and starts playing
>mygod.png
>it's beautiful, even for an old dusty violin
>I stare at her in awe as she plays some song, classical maybe?
>After she finishes she looks me straight in the eyes
>we kiss
>we actual start to make out
>yeahboi.jpg
>we take our clothes off
>about to insert benis into bagina
>Good bye v card
>suddenly my dad bursts into the scene
>it's an emergency here now, girl, get the fuck out
>the italian girl exits and dad shits on the floor a massive dumb
>puts me on my stomach on the floor
>"I will shit on your back now, son"
>okay, dad
>shit ejects on my back
>dad rubs it on my back and asks "like it son?"
>well if were honest no i dont
>"me neither, i thought you'd like it"
>never spoke about the shit episode with dad again
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>>74584435
I dont get it
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(you)
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>>74585231
You're not autistic enough to get this. This "shit episode" (paskaepisodi) is very common in Ylilauta greentexts.
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>>74584435
>>74585382
I is just old Finnish meme, do not pay attention.
t. diff fag
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>>74584435
Translate "make out" into your nstive tongues.
Google translate knows only kissing, or sex.
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>>74585556
>panna
>nussia
>lutkuttaa
>muhinoida
>rakastella
>seksata
>imutella
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>>74585643
>>74585556
Forgot
>kuksia
>panna pillua
>räsäyttällä
>tehdä lapsia
t.not same
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>>74585643
I love nutella :)
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>be me
>Erasmus in some frozen wasteland
>everybody is autistic steppe mongol
>meet some guy at uni
>autismus maximus
>spaghetti spilling everywhere so I kinda feel at home
>can't understand shit oh his mongol babble but catch the word "violin"
>fucking hell finally I can catch a breath from mandatory government enforced sauna sessions and vitamin d injections
>jet ski to his yurt
>he stumbles upon the room and whips out this old violin
>his dad sitting by the fireplace pretends we're not there
>I start playing the titanic theme
>guy starts spilling spaghetti again, it's like a Barilla factory at full power
>I take my coat off because the goat roasting in the middle of the room is emanating heat
>guy starts drooling and moves 1cm closer to me (were about 3 meters apart)
>tells me he loves me
>his dad gets up and tells him something unintelligible in their steppe language
>I get chased away by he dad now screeching and throwing snow balls at me
>I hear fart noises as splashing coming from inside before I jet pack the fuck away all the way back to Italy
Never again
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>>74586131
>going back to SHITaly hellish shitskin SHIThole
Fake
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