>be brits >hear people around the world speak American

>>74573382
>be Japanese
>can't engrish

>>74573382
We have been trying to repair and upgrade English into a workable language for years.

Do you know how long a meter is?
They call it a metre, as in metruh. Brits still have muvh to learn about proper language.

>>74573761
A metre is a French measurement, the French spell it as metre.

A meter is a tool for measurement, a metre is a unit of measurement. re at the end of the word is pronounced uh.

No, I prefer it. Keeps us younique whilst Euros are running around with their faux American accents.

>>74573382
we're taught and speak brit english

>>74574126
Any non native speaker speaks with an accent, unless he has been living for literally decades in an anglo country. Stop deluding yourself. Maybe you are taught British ortography, but that only applies to written english, not to spoken one.

>>74574169
>>74574126
Never met a foreigner who could speak a convincing British accent desu

>>74573382
English is basic French spoken by the rich added to barbaric langues spoken by peasants.

>>74575302
Some germans do although only like 20% of them.

>>74573761
>We have been trying to repair and upgrade English into a workable language for years.

Nah, you just said fuck the derivation of many words, their history and how they came about to be spelt the way the they are. Fucking weirdos.