>AUSTRALIANS >W H I T E AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yes indeed:^)

>>74481518
What?

>>74481518
another fantastic polish thread

Pipe down Indonesia, or we'll dump another immigration detention centre up your cunt.

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>When an Australian drinks Foster's near me

>>74481821
They don't sell that in Australia. It's purely a meme beer drank by stupid foreigners thinking it is an "aussie" beer.

>>74481518
No joke whatsoever, Australians are the whitests.
After the nordic countries, Australia has the best looking white folks you will ever see.

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>when an Australian woman lags with achieving orgasm while I already emptied my three testicles inside her four times

>>74481993
FUCKIN***BUFFERING*****LOVE YOUR BR*****MODEM HISS*****OWN COCK ANON

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>>74482065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HEDLwXbvI

can't make this shit uo

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

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>>74482065

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>>74484742
>be autistralian
>throw a house party
>lots of people come
>house gets laggy as fuck
>the music stops
>host not responsive, connection lost
>dad comes home early, restarts house
>guests start respawning immediately
>"the fuck is going on here, son?"
>panic mode
>make a shitty attempt at explaining
>dad's not responding
>ping 3000 ms
>dad has timed out
>run off to the beach before he logs back in
>running too fast, map can't keep up
>fall down and get stuck in a half-loaded road
>cry out to a passerby for help
>he walks outside the draw distance before the message can reach him

>>74486251
*t poses in your direction*

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>>74481871
Do Australians drink Yellowtail?

Always see them discounted at every supermarket.