Why do Australians only drink Foster's beer and nothing

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>>74472120

>>74472142
>>74472166
Heh

>>74472120
from what I understand it's mainly us that drinks this kangaroo piss
cider is the patricians choice anyway not beer/lager

>>74472320
this
the first time I drank it was actually in england. it's not great but not as shit as some say

People must be buying and drinking it because they able to maintain an international presence even though I've only heard bad things about it

It's not bad. You can get big Liter cans of it here for around 2-2.50

>>74472320
Cider is for gays

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>he drinks cider

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*inhales*
*leans back on chair*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>74472595
Why do Australians drink their Foster's in such grandiose portions?

>>74472711
With a beer that big, who can stop them?

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Why do Australians use boomerangs instead of guns?

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>cider

i bet you enjoy a good pegging too

>>74472320
Is Fosters pretty popular in the UK? It went through a period of fair popularity here for a while but I can't remember the last time I saw someone drinking one. I always thought it was decidedly mediocre. Tastes like some weak shit we'd brew here in Murrica if I'm being honest.

>>74472983
yea it's fairly popular

kvas is the patrician choice. tastes like home

>>74472707
>>74472877
there are some savage ciders here in england desu. I unironically find Fosters refreshing.

>>74473573
>t. bristol

>>74473573
this, we make some pretty good ciders here

>>74473615
runt
you can enjoy both you know

>>74473667
>t. surrey

>>74473615
n-no, but it is a yokel thing for sure. Just I think our aussie cousins are thinking magners/strongbrow instead of cider.

>>74473667
>good
i can't condone drinking cider, or the hangovers it induces.

>>74472320
>cider
holy shit no wonder the uk is in decline

>>74472320
When I was in the UK, my friends referred to one of the popular cider distilleries as Old Man's Piss.

>>74473784
fuck off junker