>ordered a book about Norways history >it's just

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i wipe my ass with german history

>ordered a book about Germany's history
>it's just 146 pages of lost wars, territory loses and 100 pages are about the holocaust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNqFJCypk7c

german """""""""""history""""""""""""""""""

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>Germany has existed as united country for less than 30 years

>>74456853
>ordered a book about Swedens history
>it's 90% "we wuz vikangs" and 10% cuckolding manual

>>74456921
>America has existed as a 50 state country for less than 60 years

>>74456741
Our most intresting historic period after the viking age is when a bunch of political zealots in grey uniforms landed on our shore.
Thanks for making our history at least a little more interesting, Germany.

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Bought a book about Greek history.

>>74457313
3/4th of that is Ottoman history

Tfw more history than germ/nordcucks.

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>>74457381
nt convert

>>74457389
Tfw Russia was created by Swedes.

>>74457381
1/10

Greeks were leading this shitty empire.
At least they lost all the anatolian sandniggers.

>>74457535
>Greeks were leading this shitty empire.
Are you that schitzophrenic Greek that grew up in Germany?

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>ordered a book about America's history
>now i know everything about history of microwaves and fridges

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>ordered a book about Finland's history
>now I know everything about Swedish history

>ordered a book about Germanys history
>ended up on a government watch list

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>tfw love history
>ywn find a book on the precise topic you like in your country
>you have to be fluent in english because americans made a ton of history books on many subjects

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>ordered a book about Poland's history
>123 pages are missing

>Orderred a book about Slovenia's history
>It's a pamphlet

>order a book about American history
>it starts at page 1800

>>74458700
>order a book about dutch history
>it's a pretty interesting read

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>>74457313
>bought a book about greek debts

>ordered a book about Australias history
>it's basically just a list of rapists and murderers who were deported

>>74457751
>ordered a book about America's history
>it's an endless list of wars fought for the jews

>ordered a book about Germany's history
>it's just 349 pages repeating how terrible the holocaust was