/v4/

>>74452124
magyar cigany

I wanna watch my wife being fucked by superior black cock.

>>74452124
>no + friends
>no link to previous thread
>shit edition
and here I wonder why everyone hates us

i wonder if any of you czechs or slovaks can understand the old polish classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dKD65mLn9k

>>74452488
>no link to previous thread

nobody does that

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5900fab3a5afe

reeeeeee why do girls this pretty do porn

>>74449781
>>74450602
>>74450810
>not Bogurodzica

>>74453610
2 cathol 7 me

>>74453668
Who cares if it's Catholic or not, it's the oldest preserved text in our language.

>>74454047
yeah, i get its cultural and literary significance, but to me an anthem should celebrate the country and its people and history, not virgin mary or john the baptist

>topics for bakalarska praca were published
>theyre all shit
this is how it ends

>>74454307
Good luck with that. Every patriotic song we have mentions God.

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In nature waiting for šašlik right now

>>74454470
yeah but it's usually not the focal point, it's more like "praise be to jesus and all that, hehe, now back to the good part"

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Everyone always laughs at us ''hehe poland got patritioned XD'' but ignore when we slapped HRE in the cunt or occupied Moscow for 2 years.

>>74454734
I'm more butthurt about the obscurity of Polish-Soviet war more than any of these Tbh

>>74454606
im jealous

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>>74454975

>>74454606
>being a normie
out

>>74454606
why would you cook a polish dish though?

>>74455304
But I am out :D

>>74455313
It is? Very nice, why not

>>74455313
not polish
>>74454415
be happy that you are given a topic, I was completely blocked for months, since I couldn't make up anything

if dubs i start working out

>>74455641
if trips you start working out

>>74455775
if dubs you'll move to venezuela

>>74455850
if dubs I move to memezuela and stablish a second bolivarian socialist revolutionary with peronist characteristics government

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Cheers

>>74456230
cheers

1410 best day of my life

>now it's the 4th person that is asking me if im going out tonight
is this how it feels to be wanted?

>>74457152
normie stupid fucking cunt faggot go back to 9gag you fuck

>>74452368
This. Fuck whites

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>>74456230
>1410

>>74454606
neat

Just got home
>didn't even drink much
>just few vodka shots and that one pint
>ate šašlik and various mini sandwiches
>enjoyed nature
>still sober for a Friday movie and 80% probability of no hangover tomorrow
nice evening

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Stellaris more like Piece of Shit fighting off cancer would be more enjoyable than this shallow pile of fucking dog shit I'd rather wrestle a bear while being covered in honey, I'd rather reenact Jesus crucifixion with real nails than to play it fore 10 more minutes I mea there are shallow games who are open about it and that's fine but when something so primitive goes ''hehe 2deep4u because we have various political agendas and goverment types all of which actally merely give you slight bonuses and don't affect the way you play like in some FUCKING 7th gen console game'' it pisses me off. Gaming sucks piss covered shit I found myself a new hobby of reading about history.

Have a gif of a pelican swallowing another bird alive.

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When will we stop getting cucked by Canadians

/v4/ immigrants in the UK should be sent home immediately. Agree or disagree?

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How was your friday lads?
Just found out I failed a midterm. Just what I needed, with 3 other midterms next week.

>>74461913
>How was your friday lads?
breddy gud, got a D from winter semester class so i won't have to do it next year
and now i remembered a poster from IT Crowd set and am listening so some nice tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBrCCK19XYk

>>74461913
pretty comfy, listening to synthwave now
took a painkiller, got a headache prolly from mixing alcohols

sorry about your news, hope you deal with all the coming problems

>>74461820
If you mean hockey then never

>>74461913
not bad. job prospects are looking up
going to get mexican food later for minco de cayo

good luck on the next ones, don't let one exam hurt your others

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just bought pic related, it's been a while since i played a horror game, so i'm pretty pumped

>>74463415
>buying single player games
kek
>buying linear single player games
KEK
>buying linear single player horror game
TOP KEK
and it sucks

>>74463846
this

>>74463846
my money :^)

>>74452124
I will kill you

>>74464528
I'm sure you have a lot of experience Ahmed.

I wish I was a God just for a day so I would give girlfriends to all anons but those girlfriends would have AIDS.

>>74465236
They can't even buy knives properly

>>74454923
doesn't help that its existence was officially denied in Polish historiography for so long. It's hard for it to become internationally famous when you were only allowed to write about it within the nations involved recently.

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>>74465584
>officially denied in ((((Polish)))) historiography

>>74465480
Danke Janek

what are you doing dummies

>>74466479
I'm watching Death Note and drinking, it's my first anime but I already feel more subhuman than before.

>>74452124
whos that

>>74466530
(((Baška)))

>>74466574
wtf is that

>>74466619
Baśka is a jewess

>>74466664
a qt one

>>74464528
Why

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>>74466527
official normie gateway anibe rating
Death Note < Full Metal Alchemist < Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

>>74465584
>Polish historiography
>Polish
(((they))) were hardly polish they also denied our
GLORIOUS SOVIET BROTHERS
attacked us in '39

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>>74467018
>attacked us
*liberated ))))))

fuck poland and fuck white people

>>74466527
The only good anime for adults is Monster.

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>>74467240
>muh serious seinen anibe for mature adults such as myself

>>74467465
Yeah better watch moe in my 20's right? Daft fuck. This is why you're a virgin and I'm not.

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>>74467240
i approve

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western cartoons > anibe

>>74467898
t. 16yo

>>74466858
I'm no normie, just never watched anime before. Any of those good?

>>74467240
same with this

>download a trial version of a trusted program i found on the internet
>it downloads 3 trillion variations of farming games, useless applications and leaks my IP on a serbian pedophile enthusiast forum
>without asking me

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>>74467898
>western
>created by a R*ssian
good shit though

>>74468103
>brit shittalking Russians
lmao they could end turkroach menace but you had to step in and defend your buttbuddies

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>tfw you took long enough of a break from /v4/ that M***** doesn't remember what to insult you for anymore

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>>74467992
t. 61yo
>>74468103
He's a Ruskie Jew living in USA, so it's as western as it gets.
>>74468032
>Any of those good?
Depends what do you want to get out of watching them.
I grew up hating anibe in general, but watching FMA in high school made me kinda tolerant towards it. I like the setting, it's pretty un-anime-ish.

>>74468589
Ale wypierdalaj już odrobić lekcje oskarku.

>>74468167
>the windows xp "silver" theme
good memories

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>Tartakovsky
>-ski
>Tchaikovsky
>-ski
>Dostoievsky
>-ski
hmmmmmm
a certain pattern could be observed here, don't you think?

>>74468589
>it's pretty un-anime-ish.
this is pretty much what I'm looking for in anime so I'll check it out.

>>74466530
one of slovak flags that posts here, is also schizophrenic

He spoke Czech flawlessly wow, i have never heard Slovak speak Czech so well, he also sounds good in Hungarian but i dont speak it so maybe im wrong, but i grew up around lot of huns. This guy speaks every v4 language


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrDPjGHAuk0

>>74468833
>chopin
>curie
>conrad
i'm starting to see a certain pattern here, hmmmmm

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>>74467240
"no"

>>74469977
>Hellsing
be honest with me how old are you?

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who up? im up

>>74470640
You should go back to Asia.

>>74469776
Nice try marcelini, but Chopin is the only one of these born with a foreign surname.
>curie
Maria Salomea Skłodowska-Curie herbu Dołęga
>conrad
Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski herbu Nałęcz
>>74470640
Hi

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>>74470772
Hi
>>74470744
no marcel, im a croat

Slavs are fucking stupid.

>>74470915
How are you

>>74471038
pretty good man, had a few beers now im just chillin for a bit before going to sleep
you?

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>>74470640
yes hello

>>74471310
hello
so now that you're done with university, when are you going back to murica?

>>74471224
>had a few beers now im just chillin for a bit before going to sleep
pretty much the same

>>74471310
That guy is my spirit animal
>fat but doesn't give a fuck he embraces his faults and turns them into a weapon
>has a wife
>popular youtube chanel

he is an anon turned Chad

>>74471485
post his wife

>>74471333
in a month or so. I'm glad to be going desu, I want to work and not do this student shit anymore.

>>74471485
Who is he? I only had the picture saved for shock factor.

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>>74471560
>>74471741
boogie

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>>74471780
hmm not bad at all

>>74471780
wtf I'm going to embrace my faults now

>>74471485
>>74471780

>does not give a fuck
>literally crying on youtube that he is fat
>has to take meds for his depression

>>74471780
wtf she's pretty hot

>>74472284
that's just normal American behavior, it's not indicative of anything

>>74472284
Your mother is a cunt and starred in more porn movies than the entire american porn industry made so far, your sister is such a slag that when I adjusted my belt she instinctively fell on her knees.Ugly looking stupid cunt face. You are a walking reminder that women should not drink alcohol while pregnant.

>>74472394
Marcy, have you ever examined yourself for Tourette's syndrome?
Legit question, not banting.

>>74472446
it's especially disturbing when he just posts normally and then switches into maximum butthurt mode out of nowhere

>>74472394
are you butthurt because you are lazy fat piece of shit like boogie?

>>74472529
Exactly.
It's as if he sometimes forgets he was supposed to sperg out. It doesn't even trigger anyone, so I doubt he does it just for attention.
>/v4/: armchair psychiatry

>>74472741
Are you butthurt because you live in a giant porn set LARPing as a country?

>>74472758
Imblying thats a bad thing

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>>74470576
>>74470717
>>74470923
>it's a "marcel boasts about Poles being white and blonde-haired" episode
marcel confirmed for a cryptopatriot

wake up dummies

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I am awake

>>74475912
im going to sleep now

why do such obvious slav like hungarian pretend that they're turk?

I'm always hangin with shooters
Might be posted somewhere secluded...

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>>74452124
see this >>74452488

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heya

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sup lads, it's really nice today isn't it?

>>74471780
COME SWEETIE COME IT'S BOOGIE TIME

LET ME IN AND YOU'LL BE MINEE

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Morning

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>>74481951
>be me
>image loads slowly from top because slow internet
>lonely planet
fugg you man

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>>74466858
>these anibes weren't around yet when I started watching them
I feel kinda old senpai
I mean FMA was, but not Brotherhood

my gateway was Cowboy Bebop, Trigun and Samurai Champloo
or as I call it "The holy trinity of anime with seemingly unfitting soundtrack" (doesn't really have a ring to it)
>>74468589
>>74469043
>FMA
>un-anime-ish
sure, it's not too angsty, not kawai moe lolis, not highschool harem or a goofy mecha
but it's pretty much gold standard of serious, slightly edgy action anime for teens
and I mean it in a good way

tomorrow is mother's day

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>>74482180

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>>74482505

>>74482505
hold on
that's not a school textbook

>>74482541
Ye, it was just for 4 € so I had to grab it
I'm going to learn tenses in a while, qt keeps making these excel tables with questions, explanations and exercises for me to do until I get my hands on Krok za krokem 1 pracovní sešit in either Praha or Olomouc. Theory book itself is kinda bad with all the questions being in Czech already when I'm just trying to learn it, and it rushes a lot without teaching you stuff you should know beforehand first.

>>74482505
prdelko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvi2uXTgSGM
>no pasaran, kurwa mac

fug:D

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>>74482505
>end of first page: It's my first time
>end of second page: Will you marry me?

>>74482832
>No pasaran! No pasaran! No pasa- ej mój kaszkiet kurwa mać!
KEK

Carp is the most disgusting fish I've ever tried it tastes like mud I almost threw up how can people eat that shit every christmas?

>>74482832
this is actually a really fun game
one guys starts as a policeman, the rest are protesters
once policeman pulls a protester from the pile, he (or she) joins the police
chanting is optional
>>74483913
I agree
carp was actually a typo, it should have been crap

>>74483913
Christmas carp = mud
freshly caught carp from nice pond or even better stream or river is a damn tasty fish

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bamp

page 10 bump

>>74483913
isn't getting rid of that taste the point of keeping it in the bathtub?

>>74488065
Implying p*lacks have heard of baths

Who's going to majáles?

>>74488065
its a myth

>>74483913
I've never even had carp for Christmas, the whole bathtub stuff was never a thing in my family
Carp is a meme

>>74491109
>carp is a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZqXkx3r_5U

why is this meme that rappers are dumb still alive?

happens to me lot of times that i have to look up references i hear in rap songs, last one being Minos king of Crete

>>74491684
just because you are know even less than rappers doesn't mean rappers are smart
it only means that you are even dumber then they are

>>74488931
already was on Prague's

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I hope we will lose to Italy!

>>74491684
>has to lookup Minos king of Crete
wew

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Can somebody give me a quick rundown on Praha vs. Budapest? Thanks.

my scouttfu just gave an interview for DVTV :3

https://video.aktualne.cz/dvtv/necitim-se-byt-hrdinkou-nechci-vypadat-jako-chudak-mala-skau/r~3923b3a431f911e7b9de0025900fea04/?_ga=2.15942390.1747365609.1494085211-1011984493.1475943394

>>74492366
>quick
Budapest is more glorious
Prague is more comfy

Finding an affordable flat in Prague is a pain. The prices would be fine, if not for the commission and 1~2 month deposit that needs to be paid when moving in.

Also, how is one supposed to eat knedlíčky? Like a bread using hands, or with fork and knife?

>>74492519
>knedlíčky
which ones?
knedlíčky are usualy in soup eating with spoon obivously
knedlíky are side dish eaten always with fork and knife

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>>74492519
>Like a bread using hands
lel no, fork and knife, make sure to drown them in whatever sauce comes with the meat

>>74492519
and about the flat
commission might be a bummer but if you don't fuck things up in flat you'll get it back after end of your rent
it works like that in most parts of world and it's not like 10-25K for a one month commission is big kind of money

the most troubling part is that there is great demand and not much of a supply for flats right now
both for rent and sale

>>74492519
>>74492743
My problem is that I can't find flats that look good. There's always something wrong about the layout, the location, small windows, no view etc.

I'm looking to buy in the 350-500k euro range.

>>74493415
I hear you m8
In Prague it's like 300k euro and up for a nice flat in nice part of town with a view and such

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>>74492579
>>74492585
It's too late.
I enjoyed it at least.

>>74492743
Security deposit, yes, it's refundable. Real estate agent commission, don't think so.
When 15k CZK turns into 45k or 60k it's not that easy to afford.

I'm thinking about getting a short term rental for few months before I get paid by my new employee, if flats with all additional charges turn out to be too expensive.

Is Dejvice a good district? How about Vysocany? I was also looking at Brevnov, but I'm afraid it might be a little far for public transport. Which of these three districts would be the best? What prices should I expect in all three of them for 2+kk/2+1 apartments?

>>74493686
>Security deposit, yes, it's refundable. Real estate agent commission, don't think so.
my bad, of course meant security deposit not the commission
you can easily rent a flat without "the help" of real estate agent but it might be more difficult for a foreigner
but a lot of flat owners rent on their own
real estate agents actually hate flats renting because these money are pennies for them instead of cut of sale of flat

>>74492519
>1~2 month deposit that needs to be paid when moving in.

fuck my life its 3 months in Copenhagen, you need legit 2k€ just to be able to pay for first month :D D:DD

>>74491619
cebulas gonna cebule

>Bulbas on suicide watch

>>74493984
Where can I find offers by flat owners?
I have been looking at sreality.cz and reality.idnes.cz, but they all seem to be offers of REAs.

>>74494005
Yeah, fuck that. Like if they couldn't just cut off their part from rent during the rental period, or something.

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>>74491684
>i have to look up references i hear in rap songs, last one being Minos king of Crete
wew lad
Slowvaks don't have Greek mythology as a school lecture?

>>74493686
Vysocany can be kind of good but it's really further away from town centre
Brevnov is like Dejvice but has slighly worse PT access and not that that much of services or joys of Dejvice

Vysocany has metro, Brevnov doesn't but it's uphill from Prague Castle and Petrin hill which is comfy

best choices are Letna(lively) and Dejvice(calmness)
then Zizkov(lively), Karlin(mix of lively and calm), Vinohrady and lower Holesovice(both can be calm or lively depending on location)
Smichov is also not bad
so same as we talk before

and of course if you can afford it and find it enoyable there few districts directly in town centre: Mala Strana, Old Town and New Town

I lived on Mala Strana for half a year and it was great but I couldn't rationalise the price for me
and Old Town was great too but had even worse value/price ratio despite being cheaper

>>74494195
>Where can I find offers by flat owners?
you could try bezrealitky.cz (literally "without estate agency.cz"
thing is there will be owners who would be willing to rent but might not be able to speak English
better get some local to help you with that
also people often got good tips on their friends' flats renting availability so this might be a great source too

>>74494215
>Slowvaks don't have Greek mythology as a school lecture?

uhh, no? lmao people playing smart here i bet anyhing that atleast 90% of people in v4 cunts wont know who Minos is

>>74494709
but anon, we do learn about Minos in school

>>74494774
when? in 6th grade?

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>>74494709
>they didn't learn greek mythology in school

>>74494195
>Yeah, fuck that. Like if they couldn't just cut off their part from rent during the rental period, or something.
it's not that easy
people often fail to pay the rent suddenly and that's one months of security down
and when you come to throw them out you'll find the flat in disastrous condition
despite that they've looked like a decent and respectable couple even with lovely kid or something
people are pigs and liars more often then you'd think
this might happen right during the second month or something
from experience I can perfectly understand when someone wants even 3 months
and higher security deposits discourage those pigs and liars so not only you got better protection but you are actually mitigating the risk

fuck you retards, this tuesday im gonna go at obchodna in bratislava and ask 50 people if they know who Minos is, and i will ask atleast 10 skinny fags with glasses to target same audience as /v4/

>>74495010
>10 skinny fags with glasses to target same audience as /v4/
kek

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>blawvak education

>>74495010
cant wait until you show up in Aj mudry schybi

>>74495010
see you there faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCnwj9KLzg

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>>74494611
>of course if you can afford it and find it enoyable there few districts directly in town centre: Mala Strana, Old Town and New Town

My rationale for not looking for a flat right in the city center is that it's full of tourists. If I want to meet Czech people (read: girls), I need to be further away. Thanks for the list of good areas, mate.

>>74496024
>people attributing 1000 years old symbol to kokotleba

ebin

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>>74494709
Wasn't he the father of the Minotaur?
Lad, I can understand not remembering some more obscure myths, but the one about the Minotaur is pretty memorable

>>74482505
>>74481951
You could have just watched some Czech porn. That's how I learned.

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>>74482505
>prdlko

i fucking hate white people

>>74495010
>10 skinny fags with glasses to target same audience as /v4/
oh no the vaks know
shut it down
>>74495578
I love that show
the Slovak version is so much better than Czech

since we mentioned literature earlier, what books did you guys use in highschool? did you have any extra books specifically for matura?

>>74497368
it says prdelko, ty slepúch.

>>74499051
Romeo a Julia,Hamlet,Antigona, lot of slowvak literature that i never bothered to read because its all shit, Moby Dick

>>74499248
well thats not exactly what i had in mind. we too of course had povinné čítanie (that no one read) but i was trying to ask if you had to buy any extra books to help you study and even use in lessons. we had to get Zmaturuj! z literatúry 1 (printed by didaktis).

>>74499667
none like that

if dubs i will start learning new language

>>74499844
fk

>>74499844
>>74499892
bahahahah

>>74499667
not really, school textbooks and my own notes were perfectly sufficient
I barely even learned for the czech part of matura
I spent 20% time on math, 70% on biology and 5% on Czech and English
>>74499844
if dubs you learn Chinese

>>74499844
>>74499955
kek

>>74499955
I was about to roll for a language but holy shit these digits... no need to roll anymore

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>>74499955
>mfw

>>74499667
We had to buy some Didaktis Maturita ČJ 2015 (in 2016) workbook. Used it literally once in class and I didn't bother to do anything at home, so it was quite a waste of money.

>>74499667
we had Caltíková A,B,C,D,E

having ribs
yum

>>74499720
>>74499955
now that i think about it, i think we used it as a supllement for the regural schoolbook, had to pay like 20 euros for it. its very helpfull book though.
anyway so what qustion did you guys draw on matura? i had svetový romantizmus.

>>74500465
i drew svetový realizmus - otec Goriot for literature and častice or spojky for grammar

>>74500729
>ŧfw i drew Kto chytá v žite
>tfw didnt read it
>got a 3
t-thanks

>>74500018
I think I already tried to shill for this podcast here
the tea history is particularly amazing
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIbDTFf1FSlEHYz8ug9G9_7krU9lIcGDR
>>74500465
pre- and interwar czech literature of "Anarchističtí buřiči" (sort of fascist anarchists movement)
Viktor Dyk - Krysař

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>Czech present tense

>>74500729
i dont remember what i had for grammar, but i was really lucky i drew romantizmus since i actually read chrám matky božej v paríži. i also remembered a lot about the other works, like faust and werther.
what did you have for odborný predmet? i was elektrotechnika-silnoprúd.

>>74500985
i didn't read Otec Goriot either i just knew that his daughters were ungrateful sluts and he became poorer and poorer as he tried to buy their affection
got a 2, kek

>>74501125
>odborný predmet
computer science and math

>>74500985
i didnt either but what our teacher did in the final year was that she assigned every student one book he had to read and then summarize it for every one else. so through out the year students did these summaries, read them in front of the class and then sent them to everyone via jewbook or e-mail. i had na západe nič nové.

>>74501272
>tfw i had CS aswell
>my assignments were to print 10 numbers and exactly two of them had to be red in delphi
>do some excel shit i had no idea how to do, but they left the cells programmed in the example so i just copy pasted it
>"what are libraries?"
D I A B O L I C A L

>>74501114
>Kež bych byl býval věděl, že není nijak neobvyklé nezvládati výuku jazýků cizích...

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>>74501473
hey a fellow delphifag, i miss that piece of shit
i had to do a program that would ancrypt and decrypt a text file
>mfw it didn't work
also some theoretical shit
got a 2 anyway

>>74501702
>fellow delphifag
no, it was mandatory, i'm a javafaggot

>encrypt&decrypt file
holy frick, our highschool CS was so babby tier then

>entire oktava consisted of selection sort, insertion sort, merge sort, quicksort, bubble sort
>worst part was that they were in slovak

>>74501560
What it means?

>>74501473
>>my assignments were to print 10 numbers and exactly two of them had to be red in delphi
>>do some excel shit i had no idea how to do, but they left the cells programmed in the example so i just copy pasted it
how much time did you have for that?

>>74501702
>i had to do a program that would ancrypt and decrypt a text file
also you

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>>74501760
i mean we had it mandatory too, i haven't touched it since hs

>our highschool CS was so babby tier then
not really, it was just ceasar's cipher
most of the time we were just making shitty games like pic related
>tfw you could make it switch colour of every tile each tick of the timer and make your eyes bleed

>tfw didn't make any sort till uni
>but could make a shitty AI for ghosts in pacman

>>74501880
i think it was 30-45 minutes for programming

>>74501795
"if only had I have known before, it is not at all uncommon to mismanage learning of foreign tongues"
I probably made a mistake somewhere

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>be me
>on first day of ústna matura
>odborný predmet: silnoprúd
>desperatly trying to cram some more info in the waiting room
>its my time
>"kurva mal som sa viacej učiť, je tam toľko odborných termínov, toto nedám"
>go into the exam room
>teacher tells me draw my 2 themes from the ones on the papers on the tabel
>gulp
>draw
>stožiare
>bezpečnosť: tipy striech a bleskozvodov
>mfw

>>74501880
i think it was 20 or 30 minutes for written part (including excel), but it was over in a minute for obvious reasons

>>74500465
naturalizmus

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rate my dinner guys

>>74500465
>friend bought that book
>also had svet. romantizmus

ehm whats the first letter of your first name?

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>>74502599
beats mine

>>74502673
i doubt im your friend, every one in our class had to get one of these. our teacher insisted on it and for good reason.
but if you still want to know my first name is martin.

>>74502726
why do you do this to yourself

>>74502599
good looking/10
how did you prepare the meat?

>>74503005
frying pan, 8 mins on one side, flip, add onions and a bit of boiling water to make steam, cover the pan, cook another 8 mins

>>74502726
>six fucking wieners
>that shitty ass sandwich bread
poor litván

>>74499667
Not sure if that works the same way in Slovakia, but lektury (povinné čítanie) are mandatory and the books are being used in classes. Obviously not many people read them, instead just reading summary with elaboration or books with side notes about most important elements of the story.

>>74503123
sounds about right, why the steam tho?

>>74501473
>all this useless shit
>they call it "Computer Science"

>>74501702
>encrypt and decrypt
Considering what I know about public education, I believe they wanted Caesar cipher (e.g. rot13) or substitution cipher. XORing the message with static key would also do the job – a simple symmetric cipher.

>>74503745
>I believe they wanted Caesar cipher >>74501970

>>74502726
I hate that bread
I also sometimes have food like that but use mustard instead of ke*chup. it suddenly tasted extra sweet for me and I hate it

>>74503626
to get onions just about right, also helps to cook meat

test

>>74502726
for fuck sake just get some legumes, vegetables cook that and it will be cheaper than this abomination and it will be tastier and more healthy plus you might get a normal bread for the price difference
this will kill you

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>>74504502

>>74504362
don't know how it's in czech republic or lithuania but here hot dog sausages are about the same price as chicken or pork while being obviously shitter and less nutrious

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>>74504502
poor slovakia

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW-ijt-cEUg
good night lads

>>74504502
kek

>>74503745
it's just highschool you dummy

>>74503745
>Considering what I know about public education, I believe they wanted Caesar cipher (e.g. rot13) or substitution cipher. XORing the message with static key would also do the job – a simple symmetric cipher.
they were on "non-CS" schools so for gymnasium or vocational school it's quite good actually

>>74504928
no kek
just two brothers
this guy gets it >>74504762

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>>74499051
>prdelko, ty slepúch
your languages are like Polish spoken by slightly retarded kittens

>>74467240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TSywPv1Ulw

ayyy

>>74506705
rude

>hating on pàrky

Retarded dogs

>>74507677
But kittens are cute

wake up you little shits

>>74510542
that's funny, I was just getting up to go take a shit and go to sleep, then I saw your post

>>74510952
I guess I woke up your little shit

>>74511095
Ironically when I read your post I ended up staying for a while longer on 4chan and stopped wanting to take a shit

But now when I went to bed, I wanted again

But now again I don't

Funny world

big dicks in yo ass is bad for your health

remember it

>>74512286
Talking from experience?

>>74512483
street knowledge, no fancy school wil learn you what i know

>>74463415
nevermind, just finished it, waste of money, don't buy it

>>74512544
>street knowledge
more like czech streets knowledge amirite

choďte do piče matereeeeeeeeeeeeee

so is this general /cuck/ now?

>>74513218
you tell us, you are the expert

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>tfw i see 2m guys

feel like fucking midget even tho im 188cm, wish i was taller fuck

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>>74514040