>You're country >I can't dance so please give

waltz is just 2 steps, just make sure to

a)grab the girl by the ass
b)DONT grab her by the ass

depending on situation, use your judgement while applying one of those options.

Good luck

>>74432817
wtf i love slovakia now

>>74432786

Learn the macarena, since you live in a hispanic country i imagine you'll be able to make all the "chicas" go wild with those sweet moves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63qNn0DuLKs

>>74432817
Straight af

>>74432965

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

>>74432786
>Step one: drink a few shots
>???????
>Step three: now you can dance

>>74433480
Gabberen, or the kicking your feet thing people here do. Is actually from what they teach elementary school kids what clog dancing is (although it isn't actually true). So they literally turned elementary school style clog dancing into something which is done in nightclubs for decades now.

Like, never fàm

>>74433525
>drink
>suddenly become swag
>finally get a girl
>cant get an erection anymore
It's a catch 22.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNJVFloPIVA

>>74433533

Genius. The Dutch never stop innovating.

>Bavaria
Step 1: Slap yourself
Step 2: Jodel in between
Step 3: Slap yourself and jodel with the beat

That is about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkuHqxR6_uo

>>74433803
Germans truly love punishing themselves.

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>>74433803

>>74432817
good post

Just grab her butt and keep spinning in circles.

>felg
muh heritage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqJ4hT4swjo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbDxZxUsmk

>please give me advice on how I can learn how to dance
Drop some ecstasy, then stop giving a shit.

>>74432786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24_zoqu4_Q