stop talking about /bant/ edition
>>74415090
You got your wish
>>74416229
no i didnt we used another thread and they havent shut the fuck up about the board since
missed it again
Aaawww:3
anime
few too many kiwis here for my liking
just booked the 13th driving theory test lads. i really can't fail it this time
bit late innit
The rorkes always call me a paki for not being a delusional spastic
But when the civil war kicks off I'll be on the frontline while they whimper away in their houses
that new board isn't very good
>>74420190
Poleaboo?
How do you pronounce Sian
>>74420201
Remember the days where hiding your power level was a thing
had sandwiches because crumpet girl ate all the crumpets
might smash her glasses
>>74420190
Not falling for this bait, no one is this thick
All you have to do is revise
mate! how are you doing?
*gives you a firm hug*
it's gnice to see you again lad, here. one on the house!
*buys you a pint*
cheers mate ;)
*gives you strong eye contact while offering to touch pint glasses*
>>74420193
>>74420212
Can guarantee you're not. Actual working class people do not engage in 4chan culture.
name your parent's occupations
had to do my driving theory twice and my practical about 4-5 times
People that trespass on train lines should be gassed.
I reckon there would be broad public support for this. Corbyn should adopt it as a manifesto pledge, could turn the tide.
How should I open it lads?
why are povvos so aggressive
past theory first time
practical second time
>>74420308
fuck off paki nonce
>>74420281
they were both literally on minimum wage for my entire youth
>>74420308
leave her alone and turn yourself in
>>74420308
Contemptly
>>74420281
teaching assistant & it support
>>74420281
Dad's a lorry driver
Mum's a teaching assistant
Fuck off you posh spastic
>>74420222
see anne
>>74420308
tell her qub is for faggots and gooks
need a gf that likes to joke about domestic violence
>>74420287
In auto or manual?
>I-I'm middle class cos we have two cars and a nice house, honest!
fuck off you deluded runt
if you sell your labour for a living, you're working class
anyone here from Coventry?
>>74420281
4chan is anonymous and has people from all classes posting on it
>>74420312
anglos talk about povvos and chavs and proles and bogans like they were literally 50% of the population yet ive never met anyone online or irl that would identify as one
seems to me that the limits of this underclass depends on who's speaking
>>74420222
Sharne
>>74420222
sharn as in shant
Pick your waifu
>>74420281
dad's in prison and mums a prossie
and what u fucking posh dickhead
>>74420222
Sharn
Controversial opinion: want a gf
>his parents were on minimum wage
HAHAHHAHAHAH
BAHAHAHHA
HOHOHOHOHOHO
>>74420293
>trespass on train lines
where does this even happen? must be in the most dire of shitholes
*sends you to coventry*
>>74420393
I'm in the middle of cov and brum in the meriden gap green belt
>>74420308
Heard one of you ended yourself. Gruesome what they're doing to you in there.
business idea: discover a gateway to a magical fantasy realm somewhere in my house
just had a chicken burger with chorizo, bacon and avocado
absolutely lovely, lads, just really nice :)
goal in life: to aggravate class consciousness to the point of extreme worldwide rioting
>>74420287
how did it take you more than 2 attempts?
how long had you been driving for prior to the failed attempts?
>>74420312
because they live precariously and do not have the time or energy to care about bourgeois manners, unlike middle class people who have it drilled into them
>>74420439
used to do it all the time when i couldn't b arsed walking in the underground thing to get to the other side
>>74420483
FOB
>>74420400
because chavs don't go online
they stick to normie retard websites like Facebook you fucking cretin
>>74420439
Leafy Surrey this time. Happens several thousand times a year all over the place.
>>74420453
nice, any pakis near you? loads near me
live a very middle class lifestyle, lots of holidays, comfy house
however, dad is a chef and works most days and most hours, owns his own business with my mum who's head waitress, therefore they are selling their labour
not quite sure if that means we're working class or petit bourgeois
>>74420387
manual obviously. FOY
>>74420489
good post
Failed my practical test 4 times, each time for one pathetic mistake
I'm a better driver than anyone here now though
>trespassing on railway
ah yes
*foot hits 3rd rail*
*immediately dies*
>>74420483
>avocado
foy
>>74420400
bogans are alright
it's the so-called "lads" whom i dislike
https://www.instagram.com/eshaygram/
>>74420491
Not a billionaire twat, so didn't have the option of driving without a licence. Only did a lesson once a fortnight
>all these proles on 4chan
Colour me surprised
>>74420532
I pulled out in front of a lorry in mine and the examiner had to slam the breaks on. feels shit
>>74420483
not my cup of tea but im glad you enjoyed it mate :)
>>74420308
Smelly paki bastard
>>74420548
most places don't have third rail u dumb cityslicker
>underclass dont go online
t. another man's underclass
>>74420532
really mate? no way
*jaunters off to different fellows*
>>74420565
*Color
Aunt Bessies home fries>>>>>McCain home fries
>>74420430
>>74420412
>>74420401
why are you adding an R in
it's just Shan. you utter mongs
>>74420562
Couldn't you drive in the company of one of your parents?
We don't need formal lessons in Australia, just a small minimum requirement of 100 hours during daytime & 20 hours at night.
>>74420605
>>74420611
FOY FOY FOY
>>74420517
your parents are working class and you're middle class
>>74420581
don't think chavs can tell the difference
its pronounced sean
>>74420614
>being northern
>>74420517
>petit bourgeois
funny how outdated marxist thought is, petite bourgeois was literally lower middle class in absolute terms back then. petite bourgeois outnumbers the working class nowadays
Aisha is the thinking mans slag
>>74420517
your da isn't having surplus value extracted from him as he is paid the value of his work
you're middle class
>>74420626
bait NZ Britbro, too easy that one.
I care about my prophet not the profits
There's no such thing as bougeios and proletariate anymore
You had every opportunity to get rich. You sucked in school and were an unintentional class clown.
Also, the culture divide between £1,000,000 and £1,000 is extremely small. You all listen, watch, and do to the same extracurricular things
>>74420517
labour aristocracy
>>74420616
think you can sit the test whenever you want here too. I assume it's only an option for kids who grew up driving tractors on private land
my parents were busy working and to take me out would have demanded time and fuel. I'm not a entitled little shit like yourself m8
might play a bit of tropico
thoughts?
just got an email from dad briefly describing the lunar cycle with some werewolf clipart
>>74420489
>>74420526
rostov
>>74420614
it's Sharn
t. Welsh
>>74420692
agreed
>>74420659
why would a southerner put an R in
>>74420692
Tune suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExLqMBLyWd8
>>74420489
>>74420526
cringey posts
Anyone itt live near Silverstone raceway?
>>74420721
most people here were above average in school
voted communist and green for midlands mayor haha
>>74420522
Haha fucking nerd
coulouaireious
>There's no such thing as bougeios and proletariate anymore
>You had every opportunity to get rich. You sucked in school and were an unintentional class clown.
>Also, the culture divide between £1,000,000 and £1,000 is extremely small. You all listen, watch, and do to the same extracurricular things
>>74420769
cos we say things like bath and grass properly too
>>74420721
>There's no such thing as bougeios and proletariate anymore
how ironic
>>74420729
> my parents didn't have the foresight to wait until they were financially stable before they had children
cry me a river
Started out-earning my parents during a year-long placement for uni. felt weirdly wrong, even though I knew that that meant they'd done a good job.
>>74420776
Okay, so don't complain when another kid outsmarted you
>>74420768
>>74420769
it's clearly Shaan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7LtcW0SAcQ
long A sound not an R
guy
>>74420774
yeh
>>74420721
>that's right prole, class isn't real, enlist for the fatherland
being working/middle class with high aspirations to do better in life by being successful is a much better solution than being working/middle class and wanting to just take money from the already successful so you feel more equal
converted to Judaism
חג יהודי שמח lads
>>74420816
what are you on about
mental how new world completely disregards manual as archaic
i dont think its actually possible to get non automatics in NZ
>>74420794
angry left wing rorke failed student has arrived
>>74420806
literally nothing ironic about it retard unless the misuse was intended to be ironic
dumb retard
fuck
of
f
business idea: kill poor people
u k?
>>74420818
>being irish
>>74420840
Can tell this post was made by a working class schmuck
>>74420812
they were stable. but deserved time off and were already putting money up for everything else
also
>anting parents to have autistic children due to later pregnancies
>>74420849
Runts complaining that other people make more money than them
If you were Chinese, I'd say okay.
But you're in the UK. A person will be unidentifiable if they're making £30,000 a year or £300,000.
>>74420880
The comfort of the rich depends upon an abundant supply of the poor
>>74420721
Ahh yes, because doing well in school will allow you to accumulate £1,000,000 pounds by the time you're 20
fuck off yank
>>74420893
it's a long a sound m8 dwi
>>74420911
>>74420911
please highlight me complaining
>tfw I have been called upper middle class, middle class, and working class within the space of two threads
i am classfluid
>angry left wing rorke failed student has arrived
>literally nothing ironic about it retard unless the misuse was intended to be ironic
>dumb retard
>fuck
>of
>f
>>74420852
>dumb retard
how ironic
>>74420918
me bumming your slag mum
Sniffed a load of gear on Saturday night and revealed my power level on twitter
Communists have their hearts in the right place, they just don't realize they're doing more bad than good.
my parents both have working class backgrounds, didnt perform that well at school, neither of them attended university but both worked really hard at their jobs, weren't idiots with their money and now live extremely comfy middle class lives in a huge house in the countryside. both were also able to raise 3 well adjusted children whilst working full time.
being poor means nothing.
wealth in our liberal capital societies generally corresponds with intelligence.
have yet to meet a little genius who was sat down by a cossack and told
>YOU CANT CANT CANT START A BUSINESS PEASANT!!!!
Anything else is just stupid low class delusion thats the same as thinking youre poor and underpaid because you are a woman.
>>74420884
on don?
>>74420438
minimum wage didn't exist when my parents started working
>>74420955
Did you rubber up?
>>74420977
hahaha bet you might a right fool of yourself you utter plonker
>>74420911
you clearly dont know what youre talking about
if this isnt bait its a staggeringly nonsensical assumption
£30k is lower middle class, £300k is double what the prime minister earns
>>74420820
Would you host me this summer?
>>74421008
nah went in raw
>>74420940
>when you get rorke'd and rasheed'd in the same thread
>>74420935
right now. You're annoying me desu
>>74420920
t poor person
>>74420986
>hearts in the right place
they're just envious little thieves who hate success and want free stuff for themselves under the delusion that they've worked for it
>>74420438
>laughing at the poor
this is why gulags and guillotines are a good thing
>>74420734
good game 2bh, been tempted to buy the latest one but i heard its a bit shite.
business idea: /brit/ skype group
>>74421018
yeh
>>74420893
Nowt wrong with being Irish. Sup with you Kiwila?
>>74421013
I did, been cringing every waking hour since Sunday morning
>>74420190
Can't be real.
I'm not the smartest tool in the shed and I passed first time after not revising at all up until 1 day before and just banging it all in.
power went out
NOT a fan
>>74421052
about to crawl into bed tbqh as its nearly 6am haha hows it foing?
>>74421019
Filth.
>>74420897
> wanting parents to have autistic children due to later pregnancies
shouldn't have kids then, 10-15 years of adulthood is plenty of time to earn enough money to be financially stable enough to support a single child, especially with a combined income.
>>74420953
would literally be beating you and your lads up with me and my lads if this were a spoken convo
>>74421039
>you laugh at me so i kill you
commies are rasheeds
>>74421014
And yet if you saw them walking on the street, you hardly couldn't tell the difference
>>74420986
>communist
>heart in the right place
Nah
>>74421005
And when your children start working, Irish culture won't exist. What's your point?
>>74421072
haha, classic
alright have a good cringe now but remember nobody will care and everyone will have forgotten in a couple of days
Business idea: wet wipe vending machine in public restrooms
>>74421105
think i could tell the difference between my dad and david cameron
stop embarrassing yourself
>>74421085
Sleep well brother
>>74419213
He leaked what flight he was on, and some 12 year old runt rang the police saying he had a bomb and wanted to kill everyone. Cops came in and dragged him and his female friend (girl who was with him to leech his viewers) out. Said they had AR15s pointed at them too.
>>74421049
>>74421049
What town do you live in?
this yank probably never worked at day in his life the little shite
>>74421105
>And yet if you saw them walking on the street, you hardly couldn't tell the difference
dumb retard thinks that the social and material hierarchies corresponds as much in england as it does in the USA
>>74421085
come back home bucks
>>74421105
the blueshirt revival will change things lad don't worry
>>74421101
It's perfectly revealing of class society and how the socioeconomic system works. The capitalists' seething hatred of the international proletariat will always raise its head during times of crisis.
need some skype contacts please
CONFIRMED QUEEN ELIZABETH IS DEAD
RIP LADS OMFG!
>>74421141
>>74421141
>>74421141
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-04/queen-elizabeth-dies-age-91/8498172
>>74421133
Imagine being an avg white guy and girls like this being in your league...FUCK
>>74421144
This guy has the biggest nose I've ever seen in my life
>>74421161
Rostov
>>74419213
> EXBC is the best irl channel
they're boring as FUCK compared to paul denino
can't wait until society collapses thats gonna be choice
had-a-fuckin-nuff
had o 'nough of me gyno
coulda done with jus' phimo
>>74421184
thats not average lad
shes like an 8/10
>>74421178
wow i followed that link believing you and thinking it was real but it turned out to not be real you really had me fooled there
>>74421188
dont know what this word meanns
>>74421184
Imagine being an American and being accepted/tolerated in /brit/
wew
Gonna chew chaat tomorrow
>>74421029
literally havn't complained you're just going off on one like an autist because you hate poor people
no idea why you are crying in my direction you freak
>>74421247
brrrraap
These bitches don't love me they just wanna fuck me...
>>74421233
aha x
teddys got the swiper
>>74421201
init
fonna row back to my homeland when it all kicks off and we can make a nomadic /brit/ commune
>>74421155
ill return like gandalf the white, at the turning of the tide
>>74421136
hmmmm think i shall
>>74421267
just a tip use a bbc link next time not your stupid corknigger news
>>74421149
both the french posters on this general are bougie runts
you know what they do to little pig runts on a farm?
>>74421020
>get rorke'd and rasheed'd in the same post
Ahhhh yes
>>74421307
Hol up familia
Gonna try the BBC link on /pol/
>>74421239
contested city during the Russian Civil War, later the regional government made it the Cossack capital
>the avg britisb girl
the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses its disgusting
The Josie character needs retiring
>>74421147
silverstone
>>74421319
we dont know each other stop projecting because of your lack of arguments lol
fuck off yank though
best schwarzenegger film?
>>74421354
>Cossack
they creep me out, weird people
lads...
www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-04/pooey-lynx-lad-dies-age-21/8498172
>>74421326
just seen a frog btfo a yank in /brit/
>>74421376
True Lies, easily. Pure actionkino.
>>74421383
>>74421326
forgot to send any text
teach me your ways
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-04/anon-follows-fake-link-loses-time-dignity/8498172
new murdoch murdoch lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c
>>74421376
toilet bog fart
>>74421356
Reminder
>>74421375
literally have no arguments have just been piggybacking the other yank
not projecting either, do you know what this word means?
>>74421433
Just some shitposting about pakis
Worded the post horribly so it seemed like I was against and for pakis haha
>>74421453
one with makeup looks like an alien desu
>>74421459
*frots it*
who's that jewess with the big eyes that are quite close together that gets posted here
thought about her on the train home
>general gets so big and rowdy a containment board must be made to home it
What are some other examples of this? I can think of /vp/ and /asp/.
>>74421453
cuter before
what's good on the 'flix? already finished dear white people
>>74421376
Das Boot
Oh wait.
yeah das boot
ARSE
>>74421524
watch dear white people again
me driving the car
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493774257463.webm
>>74421496
>>74421521
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFX1y62l9C4
>releasing this at nearly 70, practically on his deathbed
how did he do it lads
>>74421515
/vg/
>>74421563
grim before and after
literally dont exercise at all and im skinnier than 99% of women who go to the gym triweekly and own post constant instagram photos of it, women are exceptional imitators of real behavior with real purposes
>>74421563
better after
but most girls are cuter without, some look worse with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxZLtyVKhNw
Me on Joe Rogan
>>74421524
the utter state of your pineal
>>74421563
you can tell shes an ugly cunt even with that makeup
>>74421453
>light skin isn't objectively better
>>74421185
>>74421589
same yank who wants to voice his opinion about social classes
>>74421611
the STATE of your hairline
ok what about this one?
>>74421594
Eddie Bravo makes some good points but if you want the REAL redpill you should
[spoiler]check buzz aldrins instagram[/spoiler]
women absolutely BTFO, how will they ever recover?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiVpBV3-FcE
>>74421563
>>74421606
These are massively overblown. Not only can you tell that's they're ugly despite the make-up, women in general are quite bad at applying make-up and won't ever reach pornstar or model level of expertise.
>>74421633
watch it chrissy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ANbZsnjx9Q
>>74421648
Horse face
>>74421611
nice comb-over fag
How do I get a stronger jaw like the lad that sometimes posts here?
>>74421639
that wasn't fucking me i only said that underclasses were relative and made fun of the red rorkes ITT
Lads how do I sort my Phimosis out?
Just tried putting a peg between the narrow part. Kinda worked, hurt though. I think I'll need something bigger after this.
>>74421657
I love it that this is happening desu it's really funny
delet this goy
>>74421651
good post
>>74421648
hair is better before, dunno about face because the expression/angles are different which makes it a stupid comparison lol
>>74421611
you should shave your hair off, or go for a buzz cut
neither look bad on black people
>>74421695
is google broken you dense cunt?
>>74421648
>>74421563
these arent attractive faces in either case
>>74421453
she is, before and after
>>74421692
>underclasses were relative
no matter where you step foot you'll notice a difference between the well off and the poor
I will die young and alone
>>74421732
see this every morning when i wake up to my beautiful gf
>>74421704
just face it, makeup is the equivalent to false advertising and should be banned
men don't get to use makeup so why should women? it's unfair!
>>74421752
that WAS NOT ME SAYING THAT PART
>>74421695
sautee onion & garlic in butter until soft and fragrant, use a slotted spoon and set aside. add dick to pan along with 1 cup of double cream. simmer until you can't feel pain anymore, then add the onion and garlic back to the pan, simmer for further 5 minutes. serve
>>74421709
Black girls are gene diggers and don't care about balding if you have curly hair
>>74421695
wank without lube
>>74421673
so good
do women use make up because their skin is awful, or is their skin awful because they use makeup
>>74421611
8/10 lower face
4/10 upper face
>>74421752
Maybe in France. Not in the USA. I've seen doctors and fry cooks drive the same cars
>just face it, makeup is the equivalent to false advertising and should be banned
>men don't get to use makeup so why should women? it's unfair!
>Black girls are gene diggers and don't care about balding if you have curly hair
>>74421768
We are not meant ti be happy. We exist to be slaves to women
>>74421821
we'll never know
>>74421825
well those are some cheap ass doctors
>>74421611
What's your opinions on Italians?
Anticapitalism is simply antisemitism for cowardly benders
> >just face it, makeup is the equivalent to false advertising and should be banned
> >men don't get to use makeup so why should women? it's unfair!
>>74421866
he's not a real ethiopian retard
Just drove past my mum's old house on bury new road (the one she got evicted from)
Superb tweet
>>74421880
Fuck you
>>74421825
yes of course... and people on the dole live in the same houses as company bosses
>>74421891
holy fucking shit
redpills being fucking dropped
>>74421891
lmfao
>Fuck you
>>74421872
the way communists talk about the rich is very similar to the way anti semites talk about about jews
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone...
>>74421821
They get spotty during puberty so they put on makeup, the makeup then makes their skin worse so they put more makeup on ad infinitum.
If girls just let puberty run its course they would grow out of their bad skin and have naturally nice skin
>>74421910
I remember you said you were American, how long have you lived in Ethiopia for?
>>74421891
what the FUCK
im literally on the verge of having a panic attack right now
she can't keep getting away with this!
>>74421917
everone is born equal in the USA and income inequality is non-existant, richies and poorbros all holding hands together bro
>>74421959
here I goooo
on the rooooooooad again
>>74421917
I have no idea what "le dole" means
nu-age French think it's still the 1800s
>>74421891
christ that's a bit strong isn't it lol
her twitter feed is always a riot
>>74421959
don wanna be an american idiot
voting for drumpf is totally lame and shit
>>74421995
the utter state of you
>>74421891
Shes always been a queen of /pol/
honesty is difficult today. she has no problem with it
So when is /brit/ going to get relocated to /bant/?
@74421995
dole is an english word you spastic
Ahh yes, /brit/ - Women experts
>>74421995
>I have no idea what "le dole" means
do you not have history lessons in america?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cura_Annonae
>>74421891
queen of bants
>SVU is doing a fake news episode
>the redneckest reck who ever rednecked walks into a chinese restaurant with a rifle because of a fake internet story
>the real villain is the poster on redchannit who posted the FAKE NEWS
>gets convicted for shitposting
Fuck you Dick Wolf
>>74421891
she raises an interesting point. i wonder how bitter lefties will respond.
>>74422000
excellent digits
keep losing on my game lads
Bugzy malone put manny on the map, now it's my time to put Surrey on the map
>>74422040
Good lad Francois.
One of us
>>74422103
nonono, the priority is to put the 'Pool BACK on the map
worked out that I've got 49.7 trillion cells growing in the lab today lads, and that's only like four flasks
mental thinking about how many cells there must be in the whole wide world
0121
fucking do one
dont like shitskins
dont like kikes
dont like yanks
dont like the EU
dont like london
simples
red rorke has literally never won an argument on this general in his life
literally just skulk off and return to different points on the same thread as if an ignored reply isn't an admission of not knowing how to answer
>>74421975
Few monfs
>>74422192
>>74422192
>>74422192
>>74422192
new thread lads
i wonder if pooey lynx lad still posts here
>>74422198
Don't mention my endz ever again until you change your stance on green belts