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>be Australian reporter
>be middle of the day sitting in the office reading counterfactual Emu War novella where the Australian Army win
>suddenly receive tip-off about email sent to Buckhingham Palace staff at 3am UK time
>read it in such a hurry, don't even notice that the meeting is taking place for 10am, not 3am
>phone Palace for comment
>no comment because they're all fucking asleep
>publish story that starts worldwide rumours that the Queen or Prince Philip is dead
>French press start reporting Philip is dead
>The Daily Mail reports on the rumours
>millions of Brits wake up and see rumours that Philip is dead
>whole world is on the edge of their seat for the contents of the meeting to be reported
>turns out to be fucking nothing
Truly the master shitposters
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twas merely a mistake, certainly not a deliberate endeavour to cause a worldwide shitshow with unprecedented banter...
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>>74406847
>5 KB
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>>74406847
>it took 20 minutes to upload a 5KB picture
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>74406504
Emu war was a decisive victory.
No Australians were killed.
The emu menace was subdued in a way not seen since the romans.
Final annexation of emu territory will follow in a precise diplomatic move.
Fucking chinks
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>>74407432
Why so hostile? All emus need is a bit of love.
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>>74407432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>Outcome: Failure
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>>74407478
Fuck, I didn't realise I used too large picture for Australian bandwidth.
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>>74406504
>>French press start reporting Philip is dead
The rumor started on twitter but it was not from the french press from what I've seen.
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>>74407505
You should be more sensible towards the plights of the Australians. Here, I fixed your image to be compliant with Australian internet standards
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>>74407432
never forget 1932
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>>74407601
still too big
unlike italian dignity
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>>74407601
>>74407505
>>74407478
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