You are forced to drive from Cape Town to North Africa. Through

>>74398693
You can't drive across the Sahara, dumbass

>>74398779
>what is the Dakar rally

South Africa>Botswana>Zambia>Tanzania>Kenya>Ethiopia>Sudan>Egypt

>>74398837
A race in South America, your point being?

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>>74398865
>going through sudan
Rip in peperonis

>>74398968
As opposed to going through Libya or Algeria?

>>74398693
South Africa > Lesotho > Botswana > DR Congo > CAR > Chad > Libya

South África
Botswana
Zambia
Tanzania
Kenya
Ethiopia
Sudan
Egypt

>>74398693
West along thr coast because the Eastern half of Africa isn't very safe

>>74398865
Only downside is the Kenya-Ethiopia Border which is dangerous to cross due to bandits

>>74398931
>races...have been held in South America

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dakar_Rally

Still waiting for your point.

>>74399007
Eastern half is much safer and richer

>>74398993
There are not enough paved roads in Congo, CAR and Chad

All the memeing aside.

This is an epic /trv/ thread of a French dude that went all the way from North Africa on (a) motor bike(s) to the West African coast with the goal of going through the Kongos.

We was also crazy enough to get from Europe to Afghanistan and back inside a Jeep with friends.

http://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/1132461/

Any option other than the East Coast (bypassing Somalia) is just moronic.

I ship my car to north africa and sleep inside the car

>>74399096
Second Africa thread:
http://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/1175414/

In the end he went back into Mali through the Ivory coast.
He is still on the way and hasn't made a new thread so far.


The older Afghanistan tour:
http://archive.4plebs.org/trv/thread/1053050/

>>74398693
easy. Along the west coast up.
Sure it includes waiting in certain countries due to visa requirements and waiting times. But that’s what travelling through Africa is like.

I think there are a few sections without roads in both Congos, and the roads are generally unpredictable and muddy.

>>74399085
It would be the best adventure

>>74399029
some countries in the eastern half may be richer, but it is definitely not safer to travel there.

>>74399296
Aren't you driving through Boko Haram territory?

>>74399296
Say hello to Boko Haram for me

>>74398837
You mean that shitty race were people used to say they were going through the Sahara but in truth were going by the border of it?

>>74399608
>>74399609
That's in northeastern Nigeria.

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seems confy enought

>>74398931
rip

>>74399017
that you can "drive" through the Sahara but he seems to forget that most teams were in jeep or some other all-terrains vehicle and that the races were suspended because those motherfucking muzzies asked too much bribe to leave the racers alone

>>74399096
>>74399186
holy sheep
i think i remember his afghanistan thread

>>74398693
SA
Mozambique
Tanzania
Kenya
Ethiopia
>sudan
Egypt

Drive through Australia if you want to die in the middle of a desert and be consumed by scavenging wildlife. At least there's no Boko Haram here.

>>74400012
teach me how to drive cars on the red sea senpai

>>74398693
the sea route. seems safer

>>74399241
Until you hit a ditch and get raped by big black niggers

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SA > Namibia > I'd rather risk the crocodiles and wild fauna Africa has and swim from Lake Keriba up to the Nile than go through either Congos

Why is Central Africa so fucking shit tier?

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>>74400067
Only some countries like South Africa or Namibia have proper paved roads tho. Bad infrastructure is a problem in Africa.

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>>74401237
>going through d.congo
>going through the Sudans

>>74401294
Kinshasa is relatively safe, the inner parts of Congo are the most dangerous parts of the country. The only problem here is Sudan since there's war going on there but that is miles better than going to ayybola voodooshit region of Africa

I wouldn't risk driving near Uganda or Mozambique, there are pirates along that area and it stretches up to to horn of Africa.

>>74401355
>Kinshasa is relatively safe
It's certainty not as bad as the inner parts but it's still miles away from most of East Africa. The only reason you should go through the Congo is to AVOID Sudan but you made a detour to go through it.

>>74401436
The chaotic part of Sudan is its border with South Sudan

The only reason why you make a detour to Congo is to avoid Uganda, Mozambique and Rwanda

>>74401480
While South Sudan is Central-Africa tier, Sudan has a huge islamist problem in the desert portions, akin to Algeria and Libya but it's even worse because it's state sanctioned.

>>74398693
Cape Town>Windhoek>Kinshasa>Brazzaville>Yaounde>Lagos>Marodi>Tamarassel>Ghardaia>Oran>Algeirs

Avoid rest or waiting too long at

>Congo
>Gabon
>North Nigeria
>Niger
>Sahara

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>>74401237
>Crossing South Sudan-Sudan border

you are confirmed dead, those region full of rebel and warlords

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>>74401505
Well shit


I guess OP's thread was a trick question after all since the only way out is to commit sudoku

>>74401593
>Western shara
>Somalia

Dead

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>>74398693

>>74401572
Do I survive?

>>74398693
I will take the plane with my family and let them drive me insane. Hahaha. Hahaha.

>>74401625
General Butt-Naked will give me blessings

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>>74401544
a map

>>74401650
>somalia
no

>>74401650
You get killed by Al Shabab

>>74401650
>going through all the length of Somalia
Eh I don't think so.

>>74401650
small possibility since you are crossing somalia

>puntland
>somaliland

also you will have a possibility meet Al-Shabab millitant because using Kenya-Somalia border

>>74401572
>Mozambique
>Somalia

You're so dead my guy

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Pass through Botswana because I want to go there, Namibia (because I don`t want to go to Zimbabwe,) Angola, the Congos, then I think up to Chad and east up to Egypt.

>>74401720
Is Mozambique really dangerous? All I know is that they speak Portuguese.

>>74401754
Political crisis and Tribal civil unrest

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Btw, what kind of vehicle do you guise will use?

i will use a Unimog truck with closed caravan and a bit open wagon that can store something like cross bike.

The unimog will have extra gas tank and modular bulletproof steel plates armor

>>74401142
Unironically the safest route to take, and depending how fast you swim you can probably seek medical help for allthe parasites you contracted.

Someone that's much more intelligent than I am answer me this, Why is there so much conflict between tribes that it leads to shit like genocide?

>>74401773
>Political crisis


Africa in a nutshell

A guy on /trv/ cycled this

>>74398693
The ocean route.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtHNRxVZy9g

>>74402018
Yeah in general although there are some exceptions, like Ghana, Kenya or even Malawi and Lesotho.

>>74402094
>Malawi

Cool. I never knew it's been a quite stable country for a while already and democracy in the country isn't as flawed as its surrounding countries despite being landlocked too. It always gave me impression that Malawi is one of those rebel/terrorist hideouts like Uganda and Rwanda, turns out it's an underrated country like Cameroon.

Too bad it's infested with AIDS just like Botswana.

>>74398693
I get my car on a ship and sail up ot north africa while praying i don't get attacked by pirates.

>>74402227
spread you legs/thrust your dick like total underaged whore in Laos you'll get AIDS no doubt about it. Don't be an idiot and fuck without a rubber anywhere really.

>>74398693
Drive myself to an airport and fly the fuck out of there.

>>74400444
With those digits you can drive anywhere, man.