Nationalities of Euro girls you hooked up with map Considering

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>>74389181

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>>74389140
tfw no gf

>>74389140
>hooking up
found your problem.

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>>74389181
Only France, and only because I actively pursue French girls for that goddamn accent

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>>74389386
come on guys...come on
not even kissing with your countrygirls?

>>74389367
kek nice. I just recently slept with a Croat girl (my current gf) otherwise it would also be red. I'm just far more relaxed/better around foreign girls... money for travelling is the problem unfortunatelly

>>74389395
eh

>>74389514
French accents are god awful

>>74389567
>I'm just far more relaxed/better around foreign girls

Yeah same. It's easier to keep the conversation running and you're "exotic" to them so that's attractive (women's meme but it's actually true)

>>74389582
They sound really good in English imo (at least for women). Does it sound retarded in Swedish or something?

>>74389140
I like Euro girls, but I rather want to start a real relationship with someone from my own country or Belgium with whom I could start a family

>>74389567
no, not even hold hands, hugged, had informal conversation with a non-relative female

>>74389646
I've never heard a frog speaking Swedish, but when they speak English it sounds retarded and super nasally

>>74389501
w..wait you kissed a girl from Faroe? or do you count it as Denmark?

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hungary is gf

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>>74390025
Denmark. Though I'd like to kiss a Faroese girl someday

>>74390062
Nice. How was the Albanian?
I know one from Croatia and she is very hot

>>74390114
Ah, shame. Me as well. My dream is to visit Faroe and/or Iceland one day..:(
>tfw no Icelandic gf

>>74390125
was my first gf when I was a teen, she was blonde and tall, kinda awkward because I am a manlet

>>74389140
Fucking normie gloating.

>>74389812
Really? All the girls I've spoken too have this sensuous contralto that makes me diamonds

>>74389567
No

>>74389812
french accent is very nice but i cant stand a swedish accent in english, you all lot speak with the exact same style and its annoying as fuck

>>74390404
same here kek Its such a pleasure hearing them without ugly eastern euro (russian) accents

>>74390404
you are lucky they even spoke english. All french girls I've spoken too spoke through a translator and those that didn't spoke half french half english

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>>74390495
Griitings truu fränds. Todäj aj oill tåålk öbaott såmmting dätt iss värri impåårtönt änd dätt iss döh djuus in Nååtsi Jöörmänny.

Joo sii naoadäjjs öh lått åff MEER MÅRTÅLS säss things lajk "Öoh, Hittler häjtädd dö djuus", bått dätt iss nått truu. Iff Hittler riily häjjtädd dö djuus dänn oajj oudd hii hävv öh djuuish båddigaard? Nöu, åbbviössli hii didd nått häjtt dö djuus hii öunli häjjtädd dö intörnääshunöll glöuböllist djuus.

Öukäjj dätt iss åål får diss video änd hoo äm ajj? Ajj äm dii gådd åff öltimätt strängth äänd ouisdåmm, äcksoäckso poof

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>>74390664
löl

>>74390664
lol

>>74389140
H-how do you do this?

I can't even find a Lithuanian gf.

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>>74391018
I went in high school with a Serbian girl from Croatia
Lithuanian girl was on erasmus here, wehad a one night stand after some party
German went here for holidays on summer
and Russian, Ukrainian and Czech were from my trips to Prague. Its the most amazing place to get laid I swear

If it makes you feel better. Most of these girls are nothing special in looks tbqh
especially Lithuanian and Russian girl

>>74389140
I fugged a Russian hooker, that's it

>>74391366
In Germany?

>>74391458
Yes

>>74391548
At home?

>>74389181
Mine looks like this, too.
Girls don't fid me attractive.
I'm slowly reaching a state of acceptance, but I'm not quite there yet, which is why I sometimes reply to these types of threads.

>>74391657
You're a rich Norwegian, you can just pay some hookers if you want to get laid. Looks are secondary

>>74391820
just wanted to say this

>>74391657
just travel to poor countries, balkans etc. girls will jump on your cock as soon as they hear where you are from

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countries and descriptions

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>>74389140
the french was the best by far

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Daily reminder that every virgin boy deserves to be raped and get taken care of by the girl that loves him

>>74391994
>no sex with gf
cuck

>>74391994
Fuck, all those Americans are taking our women. I can't stand this anymore. Please,

>>74392039
Modest is hottest

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>>74392002
Oh, I also forgot an older woman from Athens.

>>74391994
why are German girls so educated, crazy and prude, man
mine was exactly the same

we chatted over whatsapp and facebook after the summer I met her and I blocked her as soon as I realised she was a crazy fucking german, her behaviour and way of thinking was literally nazi-like (except the jew part).. authoritative perfectionist.. fuck that

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>>74391994
>>74392002

That is why I avoid German girls.
Sluts till they are 25, fucking ugly afterwards

>>74391820
>>74391955
I'm a poor Norwegian. And paying someone for sex is illegal for all Norwegian residents. And even if I could afford it, it seems like an even bigger failure than just masturbating to midget cuckolding fetish-porn by myself for the rest of my life.

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>>74392335
Then do as your ancestors. Go to England, find an average English girl (most likely uglier than you) and fuck her. Super easy.

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wrong template, here's the real one

>>74389501
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Turkish girls and a non Muslim?

>>74392580
many turks are secular

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>>74389140
Got a blowjob from a polish girl here in erasmus.We were both drunk and she whispered to me to let her suck my dick.

>>74392697
and that is why I dont trust girls who went on Erasmus, huge red flag.

>>74392658
How the fuck did you manage that many?

unironically this >>74389181

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>>74392658
The 80/20 rule at work

>>74392658
Serve izjebal cijelu Jugoslaviju ali ne Slovenke. Baš mi je toplo pri srcu.

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>>74392658
gj man, which one was the best? tell us virgins more about it

>>74392881
nije stigao da ih izjebe
slovenke su inace najvece kurve

>>74391955
No matter the amount money or nationality, or even looks, will help if you are shy and assburger. Not even in "poor" countries like the Balkan countries.

t. good looking quite wealthy Swede with the social skills of a rock and with no courage

Btw look at Notch. Guys a literal billionaire but the autisms make sure he doesn't get a gf anyway.

>>74393036
He used to have a wife tho

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>>74392984
>Srbski guzobol

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I like me some Med ladies, they taste like olive oil

>>74392767

British girls (there was a one from Wales and one long term from Scotland) were from Facebook & stupid games like Bingo, Songpop and Candy Crush. They flew over here to meet me after they fell in love with me and all of them were 30+.

Swedish girl I met from one football forum, she is half chilean though.

Dutch girls were two sisters, 3rd generation serbian emigrants.

German and Swiss girls were from my gastarbeit 3 month long sessions.

Romanian girl is from Timisoara, not too far from my place, met her through Facebook Live Video, same goes with Bulgarian girl (go to Live video map on FB, click on blue dot and comment on their feeds how they're sexy and shit and you have almost a guaranteed pussy).

Croatian girl was a married woman, she added me as friend on FB and decided to meet her during my work trip to Slovenia.

Macedonian girl was the cutest, Gorgina from Ohrid, she was 16 and I really miss her :(

Bosnian girl was actually a serbian chick from Banjaluka, same goes with Montenegrin girl she's serbian too.

>>74390664
me speak

Only Swedish

>>74393258
That's impressive

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>>74393258
>They flew over here to meet me after they fell in love with me and all of them were 30+.

>>74393258
how old are you m8?

>>74393460
This. Either he is lying or a pedo.

>>74393547
probably lying

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6'1" and fit Asian-American here.

The exotic factor is real.

>>74393595
Isnt there a saying: "lying like a serb"

>>74393636
What kind of Asian?

>>74393654
yeah in Croatia...not sure about other countries

>>74393710
I know this from a Croat ^^

>>74393691
Japanese.

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>>74393710
First time I hear about it.

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>>74389140
I think this would be accurate.
The Faroe Islands as well.
Green sex, red make out.
I might have to color Romania green, but I can simply not remember

>>74393762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VTiG1lt5M

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how did i do

>>74393817
wew m8 gj, you have the most so far

I had sex with an ethnically polish 18 year-old danish girl in Rome, and I french-kissed a 32 year-old Finnish woman, in Finland.

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>>74393881
How do you have sexual intercourse with a roach? There might be hope for me still.

>>74393817
denmark really is the most normie country in europe

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>>74389140
pretty boring setting's desu
norway, denmark and england were all from various MMO's

>>74393991
i went to school with her and she was a massive slut

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>>74392213
Yeah I feel you man. As much as I loved her, I am probably going to steer clear from German ladies for now on. At least in regard to relationships.

Cute pic related

>>74393817
At first I wondered how you managed that and then I remember Danes can actualy sound good when you speak English. Take Mads Mikkelsen for example

>>74393991
Just go to Istanbul

>>74394075
>Istanbul
>>>/x/

>>74394014
you know chatroom roleplay doesn't count right?

>>74392125
What can I say? America is "the great melting pot" after all

>>74394145
>>>/x/
Why?
>inb4 MUH Constantinople

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>>74394179
oh damn nvm then.
nah, they flew here to meet me, except for the dane who apparently flew in here to meet a friend of hers and just visited me on the side.
I did have a cringy e-romance thing with all of them beforehand tho.

>>74394075
Well, I'm half american so English come quite easy to me. Also, I'm partly from a southern country.

>>74393991
She was living in DK and sucked a formidable penis. She once gave me 6 blowjobs in one evening and she did anal. Fit af and incredibly hot

>>74394558
>She once gave me 6 blowjobs in one evening
jealous af

>>74394558
wew didn't it get sensative after a while

>>74394726
IRRC there was no cum the last couple of time, just me orgasming

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Lebanon and Israel are indeed colored in (do I mark Israel or Eastern Europe for Jewesses?).

Not pictured: Iran, China, and Philippines.

I've only boned one bona fide European, however. The rest are Americans of various heritage. I tallied up 14 chicks. Most were of English, Scottish, and Irish descent which makes sense I guess.

>>74395537
Holy moly

>>74395537
Ah shit, red = fucking. I presumed red would be for fucking. The girls I've just fooled around with are from the same countries although one had Native American in her and another a bit of Japanese or Chinese (she was a happa).

>>74395604
The crazy thing is that when I'm not getting laid for a long time, it feels as if I might as well be a virgin. I've probably only averaged about 1 girl a year since I lost my virginity.

>>74395788
>normie logic

>>74396274
Meh, some kind of failed normie. I don't have a single social networking account.

>>74396411
pseudo-normie is the best way to go

I've only banged two locals. I'm pretty bad with women.

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>>74389140
not ashamed

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>>74393258
>she was 16
Um... Did you just admit to fucking an underage girl?

>>74398249
idk what age of consent is in Serbia but here 14 is legal. He could also have been 16 when he fucked the Macedonian

>>74389140
in East Europe and East Germany that's it