Why is it impossible to speak German without sounding like an

Now Imagine how german cuck sounds when he is talking to himself why nigger fuck his wife

>>74386249
Romance langiages are more beautiful than Germanic languages

>>74386249
"Mariposa" has more harsh sounds than "Schmetterling".

>>74386443
sounds too much like shmee and muttering

>>74386249
foreigners are too retarded to let sharp words sound smooth so they always pull this nazi accent thing because it's "funny xd"

>>74386748
german youtubers cater to it as well though, by pronouncing the words in the "le funny nazi xd" way.

>>74386443
that definitely isn't true though.

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hehehehehe funny hahahaha

>>74386745
*Kloschüssel

>>74386748
i dont know, maybe because of the way english is but it is impossible to sound german words smooth.

>>74386791
> german youtubers
are usually betas with dialectless beta voices

These are comedy gold! Post more!

>>74386848
>
vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_xUIDRxdmc

>>74386791
examples?
I guess they do it because they like to suck foreign willy for views.

>>74386249
You can also speak porn german. This includes a lot of moaning "Jaaa"s

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>>74386249
>sadistic death camp guard

>>74386934
> cringeworthy guy trying hard to be funny
woah

>>74386249

Are you stupid for real? Schmetterling sounds harmonic while Butterfly sounds like a fucking ass-joke.

>>74386979
'Sonnenschein' is just 'sunshine' with one extra syllable.

>>74386934
That video is pure fucking cancer.

>>74386979
> luz de sol
L.O.L.

>>74386249

Schmetterling sounds very nice though.

Now this >>74386564 ....

>>74387053
agreed

ITT people comparing two romance languages and one who was cucked hard by latin with a germanic one

>>74386934
>>74386936
like I said. Sucking dicks for views.

2bh whenever I hear Germans speak in videos they sound airy and faggy, more so than many supposedly "soft" languages. Could just be a symptom of this >>74386848 though.

Foreigners cannot learn to speak clear German ever, it's just impossible. Especially Anglos. They will always butcher the pronounciation and the grammar.

>>74387074
it's luz solar here :^)

>>74387416
that's not even a word

>>74387318
Rude af desu. The people that only know German as a meme language maybe, but I feel as though I'm at least comprehensible

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>>74387416
>schwimmbaden

>>74387478
comprehensible sure, but not native level

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haahah meme

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>>74387649

that's not a real word you retard.

>>74387599
Well no shit

Germanic "languages" are disgusting, good thing that English is going to replace them all soon.

German is the most awesome sounding language ever.

>>74386249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFkQ0a6MDbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q4pM20O2Ag

If you drop the tryhard military accent it really depends on the context and dialect. German can sound soft and jolly as well if spoken in a certain mood imo.

>>74387753
>not knowing English is also a germanic language

Germans are often rude. It's only fitting for their language to sound this way.

>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies
>Soviets block western ground and water access to West Berlin, America risks war with USSR to supply West Berlin entirely by air with four planes landing every minute loaded with food and supplies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do

>>74387861
it sounds descent beacuse it got cucked by French

>>74387821
What's the longest german word that can be used in communication?

>>74387746
don't listen to him.
you probably sound better than some native speakers.

>>74387871
gay pasta

>>74387753
English is a Germanic language forced onto the Celtic people that were then raped and outbred.

Personally I like to see the roots of a word. English just uses Latin words, Romance languages use Latin words, it just seems lame to me. Naturwissenschaften literally means Nature Knowledgeship so it's the "knowledge of nature". What does science mean? You have to look into a dictionary to see.

>>74386922
>let's put all romance languages together+German
>rofl xDDD German is sooo weird xDDDDD
It's natuurwetenschappen in Dutch btw

>>74387956
"Science" is just "Wissenschaft".
"Naturwissenschaften" would be "natural sciences".

>>74387909
No he's right. I've been learning for only 2 years so itd be odd if I was high level, but I dont understand his point. Native speaker is the highest fluency you can get, so no fucking wonder can you not speak better than natives.

german sounds beautiful, practically every image the spaniard has posted help prove this

>>74387956
>You have to look into a dictionary to see.
Well not really, since to English speakers it's a base word. An English speaker needing to look up the definition of "science" to understand what it means is like a German speaker needing to look up "Natur" to know what "Naturwissenschaften" means.

I agree though, personally I wish English retained more of its Germanic origins.

>>74387649
A kraken's house?

>>74386922
Natuurwetenschappen

>>74386979
Zonneschijn

>>74387416
Zwembad

>>74387649
Ziekenhuis

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>>74386922
>America and not Britain representing English

>>74388100
Krankenhausen is not a word, it's Krankenhaus. Die Kranken - the sick and Haus = house so Krankenhaus = house of the sick

like Krankenschwester = sister of the sick nurse.

>>74388065
he probably just doesn't like americans and wants to disagree with you.

>>74388065
I've seen non native English speakers speak English on native level though, I just don't see it being possible for German, at least not for Anglos.

>>74386249
papillon*

>>74387213
prison*

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>>74388098

That's wrong.
Correct would be
>Untersee

And if you meant submarine (the boat)
It's
>U-Boot
>Untersee-Boot

>pic related

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>>74388188
Thanks for the lesson. I suppose there was a comma between sick and nurse.

>>74387907
Usually we are lazy and cut corners to circumvent all to lenghty wordings, but very specific and factual terms get spoken without second thought.
Der Handtuchhalter ist abgebrochen!
(the towel-holder broke!)
Scheiß aufs Datenschutzgesetz!
(Shit be upon the data-protection-law)
Ach, da laufen wieder irgendwelche Wiederstandsbewegungen Amok
(Eh, some insurgent-movements are running amok again)

These are all examples of natural sounding longwords getting used, autism like "Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaft" only appears if you happen to be around bureaucrats or engineers.

>>74388178
>Brazil representing Portuguese and not Portugal

>>74388356
But the German word for market is Markt, it's even shorter than the English one.

>>74388290
My Granddad can. He was stationed in Munster after the war.

>>74388470

We improved the language, that's why :^)

How do you say "reasonable gun legislation" in your languages?

itt:
>let's invent German words and laugh about how silly they sound

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>>74388638
Legislación razonable para armas.

>>74388638
rimlig vapen lagstiftning

>>74388193
Probably; a lot of Germans share this sentiment
>>74388290
That's simply your perception bias though. 1. A lot more people learn English, and many from young ages, giving them advantages over the smaller number of anglos of which many dont learn a foreign language rigorously intil college. 2. Assuming youre not an anglo yourself, you are not a native speaker and thus many little things that would point out a non native speaker (which at least here in America people dont point out usually because who cares?) you yourself might not pickup. German isn't that difficult of a language desu

>>74388744
that's the eternal foreigner for you

pls stop bullying germans guys

>>74388638

Legislação armamentista razoável

>>74388098
>>74388339
>>74386979
>>74386745
>>74386249

What exactly is the problem here?

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>>74388517
Uh...

>>74388800
>German isn't that difficult of a language desu
It is for Anglos to pronounce though because they are accustomed to their clusterfuck pronounciation that doesn't seem to follow any logic.

>>74388855
shitposting

>>74388835
Literally no one is

>>74388864
So why is it market and not grocery store for English on the picture .. oh I get it cause it's a meme

>>74388855
they don't sound like the other ones so it's silly

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>>74388750
>>74388786
>>74388839
Okay, now this needs to be involved.

>>74388800
Tbf, my impression has always been that native English speakers have an especially hard time pronouncing German correctly compared to other people who learn it

>>74386313
English: The nigger cock
Spanish: El nigger cock
French: Le nigger cock
German: DER NEGERSCHWANZ

>>74388864
We don't use that word though

>>74388835
that's not bullying tho. It's just banter r-right?

>>74388910
Grocery is an Americanism. It's shopping if you aretalk about groceries, it's food market if you're talking about a grocery store.

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>>74388512

Also wrong

Correct:
>Gericht

>>74388746
also wrong, i live rural and we have many apple orchards here. People call it
>Obstgarten (Mixed orchard)
>Äpfelgarten

I get the feeling you don't even use googletranslate but make stuff up.
German is beautiful, deal with it

>pic related

>>74388867
>going from a more complicated pronunciation system to a simpler one
>difficult
That makes literally no sense. I'll give you that there are some things I still have trouble pronouncing, such as I'm never 100% that I'm getting my ö and ü correctly, and some compounds having repeating syllables can be tough, but that's it and I'm no where near fluent

>>74389019
well no one would say Gemischtwarenladen or "I'm gonna buy some Gemischtwaren" either

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>>74388864
????????

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>>74388864

See: >>74389024

Also it's funny you think googletranslate is reliable in any way and that over german speakers in this thread

>>74388993
brb, watching some King Arschfick bestofs

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>>74388888
Those numbers smell of dirty lies

>>74389015
that's right. I think german is a very interesting language, no hate here

>>74389015
banter is code for bullying 90% of the time ;_;

>>74386249
Since ragefaces aren't popular with normalfags anymore, can we start using them again?

>>74389127
Sorry everyone for the wasted get

In all seriousness though, only the guy posting the pics is bantzing

>>74388976
I won't claim to have any stats to back this up, but from my experience and from reason alone, both languages being germanic and sharing practically all their sounds, I have to say that for any serious german learner, getting a good enough vocabulary and writing dates correcrly is the hardest part

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>>74389156
fug :DD

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>cherrypicking

>>74389160
no,only leddit use it.

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>>74389160
I'm up for this

>mfw

>>74388638
redelijke wapenwetgeving

The German language is ugly beacuse Germans are incapable of producing or appriceating beauty, instead they are drawn to filth and ugliness.

>Life Is Like a Chicken Coop Ladder was first published in 1984 and from the outset inspired a wide variety of reactions ranging from high praise to utter disgust. Alan Dundes' theses identifies a strong anal erotic element in German national character, citing numerous examples of scatological data from authentic compilations of German folklore. The examination of this single trait of German character is used to demonstrate that national character exists and that its existence is unambiguously documented by the folklore of a nation. Dundes is of the opinion that the use of folkloristic data minimizes subjective bias in the study of national character, since unedited or uncensored, it constitutes a unique way of looking at a culture from the inside-out rather than from the outside-in, the more typical situation of an outside observer trying to understand a foreign culture.

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>>74389078
There are a few colloquial terms, but it tends to boil down to "I'm going to the shops" or "I'm going to go get some shopping".

>>74389221
>sharing practically all their sounds
Definitely not. English has r, w, th, dark l. Also, English and German vowels are vastly different.
For me personally, French has been orders of magnitudes easier to pronounce than English.

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>>74389288

>incapable of producing beauty
>incapable of appreciating beauty

I present exhibit 1 of 6.000.000 to prove you wrong
>pic related

>>74389024
I typed "apple orchard" into GT and it gave me "Apfelplantage", so...

>>74389288
rude post

>>74389391
>dark l
literally what

>>74389391
It's easier for Scandinavians, apparently.

>>74389391
Practically means just about, not the same. Also, German vowels are just English vowels are just english vowels but always the same. Idk of a sound Ive had to learn for german other than umlauts, pf, and the guttural r

>>74389288
rude and untrue

>>74388103

>>74386922
Luonnontiede
>>74386979
Auringonvalo
>>74387416
Uima-allas
>>74387649
Sairaala
>>74387760
Kaappi
>>74387933
Kassakaappi
>>74388098
Sukellusvene

>>74389477
>Google translate is an authority

>>74386745
Klo is German, Toillette is a derivation of the French.

War

Bellum

Krieg

ITT: people get worked up about some good-natured 9gag memes
geez you guys, don't be so, you know, German about this

>>74387213
Gefängniss

>>74389550
L, not i
>In a number of languages, including most varieties of English, the phoneme /l/ becomes velarized in certain contexts, a sound often called "dark l".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dental,_alveolar_and_postalveolar_lateral_approximants#dark_l

>>74389637
English has huge amounts of diphthongs and triphthongs, German has 3 of them. I'll mark every vowel/diphthong in your sentence that does not exist in German:
>Pr*actically means j*ust about, not the s*ame. Also, G*erman vowels are j*ust English vowels are j*ust english vowels b*ut *alw*ays the same. Idk of a sound Ive h*ad to l*earn for g*erman *other th*an umlauts, pf, and the g*uttural r
Many of those that I did not mark, are only approximately equivalent to a German vowel (you can find both vowel sounds of "about" in German words), but still with a slightly different pronunciation. Depending on the English accent, I could also mark n*ot.
>Idk of a sound Ive had to learn for german other than umlauts, pf, and the guttural r
Other ones that native English speakers always struggle with are pronouncing long "o" and "e" as monophthongs and not as diphthongs, the difference between "große" and "großer" and they usually pronounce the "a" too dark.
Overall, English speakers usually have a very "elongated" pronunciation (which is often *very* prominent) where Germans usually pronounce things more clearly-cut.

>>74390118
>German humor

>>74387416
Schwimbad, not baden you illiterate cunt

>>74389637
There's only so many meaningful sounds a human can make. Most languages aside from African subhuman trash languages share some common sounds, like "b", "t", "k", etc.
But in English the spelling/pronunciation of letters only matches to German in about 50% of the time.
A: always "aah" in German. in English it's more like what we write as Ä/ä
B: identical in English
C: mostly identical in English
D: identical in English
E: always "eh" in German. In English it's often "ee"
F: identical in English
G: hard g in German, often a soft g in English
H: identical in English
I: always "ee" in German, more of an "ay" in English
J: can be identical
K: identical in English
L: identical in English
M: identical in English
N: identical in English
O: mostly identical in English
R: half-rolled r in German, weird "auuu" sound in English
Q: mostly similar
S: hard in German, soft in English
T: identical in English
U: similar
V: in German it's the same sound as "f"
W: in German it's like the "v" in English
X: the same
Y: practically non-existent in native German words
Z: soft in English, hard in German

>>74390068
guerra.

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>>74390124
*Gefängnis
>>74390177
*Schwimmbad

>>74390177
Being literate doesn't require you to speak more than one language.

Also he is clearly taking the piss and not trying to write proper German.

>>74387871
Oh yeah, bombing millions of innocent Germans in their cities is real nice! Letting the Soviets rape Eastern Germany is real nice. Fighting Germany in WW1 for no good reason and letting France and England extort money out of them was real nice.
Go fuck yourself, you selfish little whiner.

>>74390332
It's a copypasta you autist. Clearly a combination of learning German and your 1/64 Prussian heritage has lead you down this path of being unable to determine what is serious and what isn't.

(This was a joke as well, don't respond angrily please)

>>74388339
Do you want to make feces sound like a nice word?

>>74389637
No, that's just how people use it. Practically has to do with how something turns out in actual practice which usually means less than perfect results.

>>74390418
I'm a first generation immigrant. I didn't know it was a copypasta, I just think it's a little ridiculous how one sided American history is shown on 4chin

Regarding Anglo ability to speak German

here's an American speaking German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pcB3FE16-w

he's very good but slurring a bit

here's an Australian, he's pretty much perfect, especially his pronounciation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHWmWzoWVvs

>>74390782
>I'm a first generation immigrant.
Ok fair enough then. I just have a massive hatred of American germaboos, mostly out of jealousy because I am one myself

>>74390165
>>74390209
I think you're missing my point. I obviously understand that German and English pronunciations are different; your standard Anglo won't be able to properly read a German word the same as any other foreign language. Most of the sounds in German are present in English however, and it is not that difficult to rememeber that whenever I see a its like in ahh and not in apple than it is to learn something like a new sound or talking tonally. I still probably slip up sometime but it isnt because its difficult, its because i havent spoken long enough, and thats probably true with most speakers.

>>74386249
It only sounds angry if you yell it out, if you speak normally, you'll just sound very silly.

>>74390885
Yes, the point being you are an ignorant little shit talking out of your arse, common among burgers, whereas the Germans responding to your conjecture actually know what they are talking about.
How about you shut your fat mouth for once and learn something?

>>74391583
I think he's the same guy that said he was a first generation immigrant, so not really a burger tbf

>>74391583
>who knows more about how difficult German is for Anglos to learn? The Germans who didnt learn German as an Anglo or the Anglos who did?
>the Germans naturally
Another great post by the land down under

>>74386249
Epic meme dude keep it up 10/10 original content lol xd

>>74388839
>Legislação armamentista razoável
That sounds weird. I'd go for:
Legislação armamentista sensata or Legislação armamentista justa.

>>74389237
Abacaxi, in Portuguese.
I bet that you can't pronounce that correctly.
Every language has its weird languages, f.am.

>>74392217
>languages
I meant words. Jeez, I'm retarded.

My husband is from Germany and he has a faint accent. He says his t's very sharply and sounds like he's asking a question almost every time.

Dialect is the hardest thing to over come to non native speakers since their are tons of different dialects in the US. PA (where I live) there is penn dutch accent, Philly accents, north accent, central PA accent, Pitt accent, north east accent.

Interesting study if anyone wants to take a look.
https://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/staticmaps/state_PA.html

>>74392272
S Y D N E Y
Y
D
N
E
Y

>>74387213
it's actually called gaol here

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>>74392272
>My husband

>>74389308
aka Phimose

>>74392451
UNTERALTER RAUS

>>74392451
IS that a problem?

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>>74390118

>>74388638
SHALL

Truly the language of the subhuman barbarian

>>74392272
Does he like your feet?

>>74392988
NOT

>>74393068
*ruins your economy*

it was personel
sorry not sorry

now go back to work

>>74393147
pay nato denbts

>>74393171
nato has no membership fees sweetie

>>74393171
no

what you gonna do about it?

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>>74393200
>>74393265

>>74393096
Yes, He asked me to rub on his penis with my feet with his boxers and jeans still on. I didn't want sex before marriage so thats all I ever did with him since I didn't feel comfortable seeing his penis before marriage.

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>>74393347
you want a piece of me, yank?

>>74393443
>calling a yank a yank
That is our thing, sweetie. Find your own, m'kay?

>>74393747
then I just stick to american

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>>74393347
Calm down now, the Jerry doesn't know his own faults
I told you you should have put them down after the war but you didn't listen
Let's make our own NATO, just you and us
We can leave the t*rks out as well this time

>>74393413
hot

People
Persona
I don't know
Bürger

>>74386922
translation for Naturwissenschaften is natural science, science would be Forschung

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Which is worse, the jerry or the yank?

>>74389288
Weirdly it was called one of the most beautiful languages by foreign poets before the world wars. So what happened?

Germans talking to each other in german gather more sideway glances than people talking in arabic
Just something about the aggressive way they speak seems like theyre giving a hitler speech everytime

>>74395757
that's retarded anon
i don't think anyone's heard a normal conversation in german
even adolf sounds vastly different than his speeches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVqxoA52kjI

>>74389440
>could have picked beautiful German architecture
>could have picked classical German art
>could have picked a busty German maid with some nice German beers and tig ol' bitties

But you pick a fucking tool for killing and maiming instead

You're proving his point

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>>74389440
>meme pistol
even the italians can into firearms better than kraut

>>74388993
Brazilian Portuguese: Negão do Zap

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>>74395925
>>74396193
y-you don't UNDERSTAND
it's about the aesthetics of schematics

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>>74396193
it looks like a copy of the h&k G3

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>>74396326
>even a literal non-country can into firearms more than g*rmany

>>74396365
In what way
literalyl what way
mechanically?
not aesthetically I hope

>>74389440
>>74396193
The Colt M1911 is superior to the Luger. The G3 was just a German copy of the Spanish CETME 58. German engineering is overrated.

>>74396371
Why he is shooting three bullets, if you need to shoot one bullet for a correct aiming?

>>74396371
>FN FAL
your country fail making a copy of the FN FAL when they make the L1A1.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L1A1_Self-Loading_Rifle

>>74387213
Justizvollzuganstalt actually

>>74396497
still kicked your arses with it

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>>74396439
I mean yeah but the luger was always a bad design
The walther is better but still inferior to allied designs
>>74396466
I'm not sure what you mean
The ability to land three or so rounds on a target is useful in case the target is behind cover/you hit a limb/you hit a nonvital area/you miss/they have armour
>>74396497
The use of fully automatic fire isn't neccessary for british firing(the best kind)
I wouldn't expect an argie to know that of course

I am an american and I prefer the German language over English and any romance language to be honest.

We fucking get it. You don't like us. Can you all stop shitposting now?

>>74396613
i'm not shitposting.

>>74396627
Whatever

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>>74396613
this is nice thread ya dunce

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>>74396560
>the luger was always a bad design

>>74396439
>The G3 was just a German copy of the Spanish CETME 58.
weren't they done by the same people?

>>74396712
>should we make a simple action that's reliable and functional and works in the dirt that will inevitably get on it when retarded boots touch the guns
>lol no lets add more moving parts to jam up

>>74396666
>half of the thread is shittalking our language, our weapon engineering and usual british autism
>nice thread

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>>74396757
it was a simplified iteration of the C93 and it was quite reliable

>>74396742
No

Germany adopted the CETME 58 as the G3 and had Heckler & Koch licensed to manufacture them
H&K then developed a whole family based off the G3

>>74386922
>Brazil for Portuguese instead of Portugal

???

>>74396712
The design may have worked but it was needlessly complex, it was far less reliable and much more costly to produce than many just as good alternatives that had been around for decades by the time WWII came around

>>74396801
>USA for english
???

>>74396794
iirc former Mauser employees went to spain and the CETME was the result of that
that's what i meant

>>74396803
> it was far less reliable and much more costly to produce than many just as good alternatives that had been around for decades by the time WWII came around
that's why it was replaced in 1938

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>>74396855
Ludwig Vorgimmer, who designed the thing, went back to work for Mauser, not H&K

He had his hand in the CETME but not the development of the G3

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>>74396759
that's certainly above average

>>74389828
>anecdotal information is an authority

The CETME was literally designed by Germans

Anti-German Americans at it again

>>74386249

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLvL7a8Y0pI
jajaja

>>74398028
brit is a QT

>>74398028

wanna fug Latvia

>>74386249
>église
>Kirche
>tschörtsch (church)

Imagine if that was a German word. Everone would lose their minds.

>>74398028
hmm would like to see that woman just talking in the same voice instead of just saying a word

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>>74387753
Bb-but Swedish is also a Germanic language...
GTFO immigrant

Is there any point in studying German? I keep hearing that a decent majority of Germany already knows a lot of english.

>>74386969
Mooie cijfers bij je uitleg, jaaaa.

Anyone have the german autisim pic?