Daily reminder that this huge dicked tuscanian chad is going

>2017
>still watching this freak show

>no "internetology" or second verse at all in the eurovision version of the song

dropped

>>74367551
someone's mad because his country is not in it this year

>>74367293
>over 100m views
holly shit

>>74368029
?

>>74367293
he's cute, I'll give you that

>>74367293

I'm legit questioning my heterosexuality

I love him

>>74367293
>singing in his own language
>half of the words are in english

>>74367293
...do you have photographic evidence that that he's huge-dicked? I would believe it anyway though

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>>74368137
Your Cabbage Patch Kid singer was banned from Eurovision because she gave a concert in Crimea without permission from the Ukrainian government - a violation of the law.

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>>74368984

There are gossip trash magazines which wrote articles about his package kek

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>>74367293
oh yeah, I forgot:

>*blocks your path*

>>74369007
Ah, okay. At least no one's going to see this cripple.

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Eurovision 2017: Celebrate """""Diversity"""""

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>>74369144
you got that right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSrBdN4b5c

>>74369246
>swedes didn't want this to represent them at the ESC

truly a cuck people, is there any hope for them at this point?

That's it. Belarussian qt is mai waifu this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QI3pUk9mfU

Beautiful language, shitty song, not going to bother reading the lyrics but I'm pretty sure it's a cringefest.

>>74367293

Arent Tuscan and Italian the same thing?

>>74376277
Tuscan es de la toscana, donde estan florencia, siena y pisa. No mas es una region de Italia.

>>74369174
>australia

Why don't they just have Australiavision?

We're sending a fat homosexual this year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifk8-xBauyQ

I hope he gets 0 points and cries.

>>74367293
Meanwhile, we have this cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwS45HBhzTs

>>74367551
It's embarrasing and cool at the same time to watch ever year snares:
last year
>Ukraine with its antiRussian and therefore nor legal song for including political message that should be banned

>Australia
>Europe

>Catalonia portrayed as a nation in semifinals

>Rapefugees mentioned

What will happen this year?

This is better version, with subs for the scrubs that don't speak Italiano

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OinxG3tiqzU

>>74376573
He's talking about the Tuscan dialect.
It is indeed the one from which the standard Italian language was derived, but some Italian anon might develop more on that.

>>74376741
>>Catalonia portrayed as a nation in semifinals
Fuck me, I don't remember this.

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ROBBED

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>>74367293
Well, perhaps I hope so too. I honestly beleive the Eurovision should have a rule that says that all nations should partake with a song in their native language(s).

I think Eurovision should be about celebrating our differences just as much as our shared history and hopes for a cooperative future.

Daily remainder that this should have won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE

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>>74367293
If our sent in aboriginal doesn't win it this year after last year, I sure as fuck don't know what will.

>>74367293
who /Montenegro/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWtqWD3TlaA

>>74378367
Traitor

>>74378453
You can't vote for your own country m8

>>74378367
wog detected

>>74369174
>portuguesetugal

>>74369174
who the fuck is """isaiah"""

why do some people sing in English instead of their national languages?

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basically just watch eurovision in the hope that the new abba will show up

fuck me abba were good

>>74378730
Europe lost WWII and now is cucked by the Brits through their minions.

The glove might appear American, but the hand inside is british

sos is really just the best pop song ever written

>>74379155
Fernando was better.

>>74379383
fuck you faggot no it isn't

>>74379427
Up until last week (when Ed Sheeran broke the record) it held the record for the song at most weeks at number 1 in Australia.

>>74379499
bit livid that the record was broken actually, abba deserve every pop record in this country

don't get me wrong, fernando is good but sos is literally infallible, I could probably write a book about how fucking great it is

>>74378730
Some bullshit like "pls understand our cliché lyrics" to enjoy our generic song. It gets worse when it's clear some artists can't speak English very well.
This didn't stop Russia from winning in 2008.

Singing in your native language provides some mystery, makes you more comfortable and thus you perform better.
You could even sing about why ananas should go on pizza and I would probably like the song more than I would if it they sang another love theme in English.

>>74377241
any reason why we sent a finn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnSmLU3msE8

so you are sending the young version of Toto?

>>74367293
sounds like shit, too much autotune too, seems like the guy can't even sing.

>>74378586
Underrated post

>>74380137
the live version doesn't seem to have autotune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmpc3fcrNJQ

the guy is far from being the best singer in the contest, but at least he provides a good show and is very charismatic

>>74382409
yeah, that's by far better.

>>74378839
>europe lost wwii

You mean italy, germany and a few irrelevant countries like finland and hungary and estonia (kek, all the ugrics were on the axis side) lost WWII and are now cucked.

But in general the reason you use English is because the EU, not because of America or Britain. Because English was such a common second language in Europe- especially in Germany- and because 70 million people (of of 503 million) were native English speakers with Britain and Germany two of the top three economies the EU naturally began pushing English to homogenize you yuropoors.

>>74382409
>karma

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>>74367293
Why is Australia participating again? WTF?

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>>74386733
Because EUROvision is about euros, not Europe

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>>74386733
because they bring DIVERSITY of course

check pic related and >>74377241

>>74378730
in italy nobody sings in english
apart from most metalheads who haven't managed to make metal sound good in italian

we're keeping our best from eurovision otherwise there'd be no chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3u_Hv0r49w

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>Your language has spread like a pathogen infecting all the lands of Europa and beyond

>>74387529
skullface did nothing wrong

>>74387529
>lands beyond europa are infecting britain now

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>tfw you can't send this fucker again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sQZLtsfp8

>>74367293
Spains song is much better

>>74389621
Spain song is really terrible. I mean, ours is as well but I still want it to win.

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>>74389184
bookies say we're among the top 5 favourites

if we don't finish in top 5, next year in protest we'll send this... thing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUdZ73pwUL8

>>74389790
Wtf spain has a beautiful song thats not some gimmick and is just talent. Not crazy shit. Im so upset we sent another shitty artist this year. Demi is so bad and her most popular song is a cover from the Bulgaria entry for eurovision last year

>>74389902
I think you left your proxy on. Anyway Spain's song is the blandest shit I've ever heard, at least our one is quirky enough.

>>74389902
>spain has a beautiful song
>just talent
Hell no, it's one of the most lazy written songs in the contest this year. From melody to lyrics.
Even Greece put more effort in their song, despite it still being bad.

>>74389184
What the fuck Bulgaria

>>74386733
we are euro at heart

>>74367293
I honestly don't even know who we're sending this time.
The last somewhat fun Eurovision was the one with Lordi, everything past that wasn't even bad enough to be entertaining. Just dull.

>>74387529

I sincerely think English is killing all other Germanic languages in the same way Aramaic killed all other semitic languages (Hebrew, Punic and Akkadian).
In 200 years Scandinavia, Netherlands and Germany will speak English like Pewdipie, and studying German will be like studying Latin.