Happy Birthday to my homeland of Israel! Say something nice

>>74307627
Make this thread on /pol/
Post results

There is nothing nice to say about Israel.

why dont jews believe in hell

""""""""""""home""""""""""""""land

>>74307670

this

>>74307627
>>74307670
We're waiting an answer

>>74307938

sounds boring

>>74308050
>implying this thread isn't boring as fuck
You are boring

>>74307670
/thread

>>74308550

so boring that you've bumped it 3 times so far :^)

>>74308607
There are two argies, not one, here

>>74308607
Do you have national animals like birds or something?

"""""""""holly""""""""" land

How does it feels to be hated by everyone ?
Arab propaganda ?

>>74308804
Who's Holly?

they have VERY cute girls

MALDITO SEAS ESTADO DE ISRAEL ASESINO Y TERRORISTA

>>74309296
A jew girl who thinks that she lives in a """"""""holy""""""" land
ftfy

>>74307627
Have you ever killed a muslim?

I like Israel. Happy birthday Israel.

>>74309561
Thanks mate

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I won't say anything nice.
Instead, I'll ask for forgiveness.

Forgive us, Israel.

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>>74307627
You cause immense amounts of butthurt in all the right places and have an incredibly interesting history. Would not mind at all if you decided to steamroll palestine to secure more territory for the only first world country in the middle east.

>>74309707
This desu. I really don't mind my tax dollars going to Israel.

>>74309561
>>74309649

Wheel and the two triangles fit together

Happy Birthday Israel!

The Dolphin-Class submarine-sized package didn't fit into the mail box, so we put it into the tool shed instead. We hope you'll love it, with extra-large torpedo tubes, the way you like it ; )

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>>74308730

yeah we have this dank bird

>>74309687

no worries

>>74309561

based indian

>>74309707
>>74309768

greatest ally ^^

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>>74307627

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Happy Birthday 'Srael

>>74307627
You are the #1 contributor to germany stopping to give a shit about holocaust guilt by associating yourself with it and being the most vile and repulsive people on earth.

Thanks for that.

happy birthday

Happy birthday Israel! Keep purchasing our guns :3

>Surrounded by enemies
>Hated by poor losers all over the world.
Israel is a respectable nation and people. Like it or not, you have to admit that.
Happy birthday, guys.

>>74307627
So if the US suddenly withdrew all funds to Israel, would Israel collapse? Or have you developed enough to stand on your own?

>>74314048
funds to israel are used to buy american weapons, it is just welfare for the american defense companies

they can make their own missiles and crap

>>74307627
"God" is a funny way to spell USA

when will socialist zionism rise again?

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>>74314813
never, it's dead unfortunately
not helped by how people both here and abroad misuse the term zionism

>>74307627
>obama

ungrateful shit

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It's also Nazi Surrender Day

>>74307670
About 75% posts praising Jews best ally on pol but ppl is echo because visible discontent exists

>>74315033
We call it VE Day (Victory in Europe Day)

>>74315093
"We" victory of US state in Europe, other states can exist in North American geographical area.

>>74315093
oh wait nevermind, the battle of berlin ended 72 years ago today but the official surrender was a week later

>>74315171
Could be victory of Jewish nation (it is)