>Mom, dad, I'm back from Japan! I know it's a bit

"lmao, told you you'll break your ascetic vow"

>>74305921
It doesn't even have a dick so fuck off

>>74305921

My mom would probably be excited and start talking about how cute hapas are.

>tfw mom pushing you on Asians for a decade now

>>74306131
Know this feel and wish so much I didn't

>Son, what does Iiniku mean?
Uhh

>Omg anon, you finally have a girlfriend!!!

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"Stop with the act, you could never get a girlfriend."

bdnfsoiygfasi dpzifhapr8feghqaepwo
*fart*

You're handsome, why don't you get a German GF?

>>74305921
1. America
2. Wow she's pretty, when will I be a grandmother!

>>74306206
>>74306131
Follow their advice, anons

>>74305921
>"nice to meet you Ushijima"
But as soon as we leave the room
>"yay! Thank Jesus he's not gay! I was starting to worry"

>>74306482

I am, I started learning Finnish.

>father tries to cuck me as usual because he's a horny chad
>mother is happy that I might give her grandchildren someday

>>74306539
The obvious solution is to have your dads baby with her. That way both parents are happy

>>74306615
RRREEEEEE

>>74306647

You need to be more consider of others anon. Everything isn't about you.

>>74306530
lel

>>74306690
HIS MID-LIFE CRISIS ISN'T MY FAULT AND HE PULLS IN OTHER QTS NO PROBLEM RRRRREEEEEEEE

When I introduced my Indonesian girlfriend to my parents my mother was surprised that she speaks German and they laughed a lot while talking. She also brought a present for my mother with her.
My father is autistic and made me look bad but I warned her in advance that his social skills are below zero.

>>74306768
Look, you either let him fuck her as your decision or be cheated on

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>>74306530

>>74306862
>Indonesian gf
Is she even 1.5m?
What is it like to have a pocket gf?

>>74305921
>We are glad you finally got a girl to like you but she needs to convert to Islam and marry you.

>>74305921
My father has the Yellow Fever as well, so... :^)

>finally get asian gf
>doesn't like hairstyles with bangs and dresses bland as fuck

JUST

>>74307250
TURKED

>>74306131
my mom likes japanese people a lot because my uncle got a japanese gf and they got along very well. Taking into account that she would finally have proof her son wasn't either a faggot or an eternally lonely virgin she would be extremely happy

My mother would be happy. My father is an indifferent person. He would not react much. But he would certainly pay for and help me organise the wedding.

i had indian, real indian not gypo, black and arab so they wont give a shit

>>74305921
My parents would be surprised and happy that I could even find a girlfriend.

>>74305921
"I'm glad I got to meet her before I die."

HE HAS A GILFRIEND WHOOHOOO

3 days of heavy drinking out of happines
they don't drink, btw

>>74307789
I feel you ruskibro, I feel you.

>>74305921
is she jav?

>>74307052.
Based on various stats about education, matrimony, and even incest, Pakistan seems like the worst country on earth. I'm surprised 4chan isnt even blocked there.
I know I sound rude, but I want to ask: Is this really like this in your country? Isn't there at least an upper middle class that doesnt give a shit if a member of the family marry a non-muslim individual?

>>74305921
How much did you pay her?
Is she expensive?

>young
>pretty

they would be ok with it

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>h-hi mom in law, please teach me how to make anon's favorite food

>>74309862
Where is her pants?

>>74309862
>>74309729
butterface

>>74305921
Isn't she over 40?

>>74310191
she's semi-butter imo

>>74309391
>young

lmao

>>74305921
"anon, there's nobody there"

>>74306530
Miksi haluatko puhua suomea?

>>74309281
If they exist I have never met them.

>>74311020
This, seems like a poor match. And hile I realise and accept pictures get touched up how is she without it.

>>74311020
>>74311594
Is there a reliable source that says how old she is?

>>74312091
Alias: Ushijima Ii Niku, or Ushijima "Good Meat" - うしじまいい肉. Real name: ? Birthdate: 19 February 1990 or 7 July 1990. Began career in December of 2006

>>74312186
Is there a reliable source?