Would you like sometimes to be french and live in France?

literally rather cut off my left testicle and eat it

>Pros
It's a step up from Algeria
>Cons
It's France
You have to be French
You have a socialist muzzie-lover president

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>>74246645
>pros
better than here
nationality has better reputation
good national cuisine
nice women
nice language

>cons
be born with natural hate for my own people and country
always passive agressive towards foreigners
neighbour countries always making fun of me

>>74247052

> nice womens
>nice language


Germany is much better than France, French womens are retarded, and french sounds gay, wish i were German

>>74248294
wish we could switch places

I want to live in the south of France and not have 6 month winters. Wouldn't want to live in Paris because I have never seen more niggers in my life than in Paris.

>>74246687
>>74246766
rude anglos

>>74248294
Soit t'es un métèque, soit tu es juste un connard antifrance. Surtout avec le passage sur notre langue...

>>74248385
This.
Change 6 month winters to 4.

>>74246645
Pros:....
Cons: too many to put in one post

>>74248533
>says Britain

>>74248546
>says the best country in the world
FTFY

>>74248557
You're not Switzerland, m8

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-miyako-kurokawa-s-nipple-pfb1kwm/answers/new.html

>>74248447
Pourquoi tu as mal au cul tu sais bien qu'il a raison

Pros
-don't have to be in England
-don't have to be surrounded by Brits
-don't have to speak English
-can travel across Europe by car easy and cheap
-not as depressing as England
-probably would want to kill myself a little less
-would learn English as a fluent third language anyway (behind Turkish)
-probably would have Turkish communities so I don't have to surround myself with the French if I don't like them
-women are cute and hot
-much better standard of living and quality of life

cons
-it's next to England
-it's dull but not as dull as England
-it's culture is similar to English
-their women are entitled bitches like the English
-will have to deal with English tourists

would give my left testicle to move to anywhere away from England/10

>>74248575
Yeah ik

>>74248608
En quoi il a raison?

>>74247052
>better than here
>nationality has better reputation
>good national cuisine
>nice women
>nice language

fucking kek
Germany is better and richer than France
They have better reputation while we are seen as surrender monkeys
You may be right for the cuisine
Nice women is a fucking meme
Language is gay as fuck