>banter an American
>he copy and pastes 20+ links to demographic surveys and tabloid articles about my country, making sure to mention Islam and to call me Nigel
>>74238229
Shove it up ur ass muhammad
>banter a brit
>he is unable to breath properly due to massive inbreeding in his gene pool causing major physical deformities and he tragically dies on the spot
>banter an Aussie
>he laughs with it and returns some light hearted rivalry
>suck him off while he watches the all blacks decimate his """"""""team""""""""
>tfw all you ever get is some non sequitur about destroying Europe
wish I could banter properly
>banter anyone here
>they reply "I love you Italy"
>>74238690
>>74238716
y-you too
>>74238690
I love you italy
>>74238690
I rove you Itary <3
>banter a bong
>he gets butthurt and posts a ">banter an american" thread
>>74238229
>euro gets triggered
>nobody cares
>burger gets triggered
>gets berated for not handling banter
What did the world mean by this?
>>74238229
How many times are you going to post this?
>he doesn't banter himself
>he is unable to make himself genuinely mad
>he doesn't report himself when he's mad at himself
>Be British
>Wake up
>Remind /ck/ that we enjoy the traditional English breakfast and they're all uncultured and plebs
>Create another thread about how only us Britons can brew tea correctly
>Make some Lipton tea to which I add copious amounts of milk and sugar in order to cover up the chlorine taste
>As for breakfast I skillfully craft frozen "pork faggots" to which I add marmite in an attempt to convince myself I actually like it
>Go to the bathroom and take a shit
>CCTV camera above my toilet spots me not using adequate amounts of toilet paper
>Fined £250
>Open /o/
>Find any thread I can about American cars, shitpost about them and how they're all terrible
>Time to leave for work!
>As I'm walking to my 400cc Renault LeHomeau I notice my neighbor Muhammad has also purchased the same car. I'm envious as his wife let him buy the Super Sport Premium Sport XTFRS-KR version which is 430cc which is a blazing-fast 34 seconds to 100kph.
>Head back inside to shitpost on /o/ some more about American car quali- bollocks did my plastic door panel just fall off again
>Okay now I'm late so I really need to leave for work now
>The CCTV camera in my driveway catches this and I'm fined £500 for improper vehicle maintenance
>The fine didn't actually show up for seven days
>Receive another fine for £600 not paying the aforementioned fine within two days of the infraction
>Pull my phone out
>Make a thread on /o/ about how I'm going to be driving on glorious European roads and how Americans are jealous
>Merge onto the A4
>After 28 seconds I'm finally at the speed limit
>Fined £120 for inadequate acceleration
>Traffic up ahead causing me to brake harshly
>Get rear-ended by Achmed Jihadfalafelallah
>Ask him for insurance information
>He doesn't have insurance
>Call the police
>Fined £5,000 for being insensitive to Achmed's feelings
>>74239292
shant be reading all of this trite
>>74239314
of course you won't, tom elsbury of the west midlands on vacation in the US
>>74239345
who goes on vacation in Pennsylvania
>>74238229
>banter an American
>he start crying
>banter an American
>He responds saying "we could destroy your country in less than a day"
>>74238690
fucking nigger. all your women have noses like jews
>>74241167
Some like to fuck jews
Some like to get fucked by jews
>banter an american
>he sues me
>>74238229
>Banter an American
>B-But uh t. C-Chang
>be swedish, get bantered
>don't even argue with people any more, the country is truly lost
>no amount of banter will change it
>we're doomed
>friendly banter an American
>16 replies
>banter American
>get muh refugees reply and Trump will stump the spics chants with three Breitbart articles and an Alex Jones video
>>74239292
L.O.L.
>>74242362
Truly upsetting.
>banter american
>enjoy getting cultural enriched mehmet 43% of newborns in amsterdam are muslims don't expect us to save your ass again europoor
>>74238229
>20+ links to demographic surveys and tabloid articles about my country
kek did iki move to america?
>>74241033
this
>>74238229
>banter an American in a friendly manner to lighten the mood and provide laffs for everyone
>a fucking tree shitskin sandnigger dune coon camel jockey Ahmed Muhammad Abdul terrorist shitskin I hope Israel invades ure country bitch