South America's peaceful neutrality disgusts me. Who's

>>74237797
USA

LOS

>>74237797
LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS DE AMERICA

>>74237797
west coast sides with the usa
east coast + bolivia and paraguay with no one, but they are commies

USA
SA

>>74237797
Fuck off, Kissinger.

>>74237868
GO WEST COAST
GO COLOMBIA
BEST ALLIES

>>74237797
They often technically ally with us in major wars.

At most that means a few hundred Brazilians or something killing the enemy of the month while grinning like idiots.

L O S
O
S

>>74237797
Usually, we work with whoever is the world power at the time.

That's why we started making bussiness with China : ^)

>>74237970
>making business with china
the first chinese arrive in argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqm2hjK2VjI

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>>74237868

we do what is convenient for us, we have no ally except for Le eternal anglo (england)

>>74237994
I love this meme

>>74238001
yeah, but allying with the us will probably always be the most convenient option

>>74237797
either they're one the side of la junta or los comunistas, there's no third option

>>74237797
You are right on being skeptic about their facade, the happy outlook on life is just an exaggerated form of denial to shield themselves from harm, they only voice opinions shared by a majority for they believe that there is safety in numbers and once a more powerful trend takes off they are quickly to switch sides.

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>>74237797
The secret is that they're almost as far away from the rest of the world as New Zealand is.

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>>74238171

>>74238171

The real Chilean hate usa a lot, but we like shekels even more so...

>>74238343
kek this pic gave me autism. what are you measuring there?

>>74237797
USA

>>74238315
thats a good thing
loyal to no one
just like Albania

>>74237797
Colombia, Peru, and Chile are S tier countries.

Don't know about the rest of the bunch though

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Perú will try their best!

>>74238393
I think he's measuring the furthest distance from point nemo

>>74238393
Opposite side of the world

>>74238393
The maximum distance you can get on Google Earth is half the circumference of the planet.

That's the maximum distance from the Middle East, which I figure can probably be considered the center of human activity in general. The point in the ocean is basically the opposite pole of the point in Eurasia.

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There isn't a single island within the red circle

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>>74238507

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>>74238370
>but we like shekels even more so...
THIS

>>74238460
so you saying SA is as far from the opposite side of the center of human activity as NZ? and that means what exactly? that they are both too far from the center of human activity? or the opposite of that center? aaaaaaaaaaa my brian hurts

>>74238764
Geography kills the American

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>>74238764
This is a map of average distance from all people in the world

>>74239001
>>74238879
ah ok i get it know. although the center of human activity is obviously the east coast/NYC. so this map is off.

>>74237797
We suck American dick, but Brazilian people are afraid of conflict or war, so don't count on us for anything.

>>74239078
The map I posted is center of human population, not center of human activity
New York is center of human activity

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Map of water hemisphere, half of earth with most water

>>74237797
we are with you bud! but if you are gonna bomb countries like always do and those countries attack you back you are alone

>>74239116
ah, yeah makes sense. i am slow

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Map of land hemisphere, half of earth with most land

>>74239153
once the orange retard is out no bombing.
there was minimal bombing with obama
he was literally liberal european tier potus

Argentina and Chile must be the most remote countries in the world if you consider what matters to be Europe + USA + China, Korea and Japan

Australia and NZ at least are closer to China.

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>>74239196
>once the orange retard is out no bombing.
>No bombing

>>74239338
NZ is furthest away from Europe
Chile and Argentina are furthest away from China and India

>>74238438
Do you like us, Peru?

Brazil has been playing both sides in a long time.
We have supported the US during WWII and our alliance hasn't been broken and we'll still act if needed, but at the same time our gov finances socialists regime all over South America. All the big political parties have socialist tendencies, the bigger one is formed from ex socialist guerrillas. Teenagers are largely leftists and supportive of socialism.
Hard to predict, plus the whole thing when Snowden showed our cunt socialist president was under investigation of US spies and they had bugged her phones and all.
We're a wild card and the US shouldn't trust us.

>>74239639
Only if you keep defending Israel.

>>74239394
ok i will bomb you personally if you are craving it

>>74237797
>Who's side are they secretly on?
I don't know.

who cares, it is a shithole filled with monkeys

>>74237797
like a good witcher we are neutral

>>74239220
>>74239201
>>74239162
>>74239143
interesting

>>74237797
They're just bidding their time as all ascendant powers do.

>>74239763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ktc-8zagd0

>>74237797
We are with our mother England