We are the United States. Lower your shields and surrender your

>>74234191
[[Proceeds to mass produce white flags]], yes massah

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>337 days

Good thread. I like it. Bump.

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>>74234252

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Negotiation is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
You must comply.

>>74234344
>>74234371
Dude I'm not fucking around, recolonize us NOW. Don't send non-whites though

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>Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of peoples across thousands of lands, since long before you were created, but now, they are all American

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>>74234191

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>Your life, as it has been, is over.
From this time forward, you will service us.
Resistance if futile

>>74234371
*you will be inseminated

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>they won't fight for you.
>that's what the British said. And the Germans. And the Japanese. Now? They all fight for me.

Can't wait for the USA to be a parasite on the whole solar system and not just earth

>>74234632
we will invade mars soon. i am not even joking

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>>74234191
USA USA USA

>>74234756
awesome patriotic pic. good post. yes we are pretty cool. thank you

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>>74234632
Literally want nothing more in than life than for aliens try to invade so we can fight as the good guys.

Nobody has yet to test the wrath of the modern US under the real threat of a homeland invasion.

please eat my very own shit