/int/, I've got a terrible flu, can you tell me fables,

me cojo a tu vieja
salu2

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>>74193637
it is said that guaton chapacase visits well behaved children and gives them top-tier information on sports

>>74193659
muy buena storia desu

>>74193637
One time, 2000ish years ago, god descended from the heavens and planted the seeds into humanity that would eventually give birth to the Lord on earth, George Washington. He would grow his ideas and brilliance (and hatred of the English) into the greatest, most beloved nation on the world, the United States of America.

>>74193637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js4pGy_q35k
Fairytale in song form. Basically if you dont stop sucking your own thumbs they will be cut off.

>>74193700
no fucking way i thought this was just my family

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>>74193700
dog bless

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring-heeled_Jack

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>>74193700

>>74193637
Under the Peca mountain rests king Matjaž. He has a beard so long that it twists around the table legs and even longer still. There he sits only to be awakened in the nation's final hour to come to it's rescue.

>>74193870
nice to see how a lot of coutries have the story of a legendary ruler who will reappear in the nation's final hour
>>74193780
noice
>>74193700
i'm clapping

hello argentina

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our flag fell down from the sky during a battle in estonia

>>74194149
hello
>>74194175
seems like a good national myth desu

>>74193700
Literally crying right now. God Bless the USA!

Here was one made up tens of years ago in our very cultured country (200 years is a long time fuck off europoors) to scare children before bedtime.
Once upon a time Jimmy went to McDonald's. He went in to eat a Triple Bacon Mac™, available for a limited time at participating McDonalds, but to his horror, McDonald's was closed for the night! Jimmy suffered a heart attack as a symptom of withdrawal from hamburgers, and FUCKING died.
The end.

>>74195855
I'll tell this story to my children, and they will pass it to their children and so on. God bless the Land of the Free

>>74193700
USA USA USA USA USA USA