>tfw born literally in most boring and blandest European country

Slow Vak

>>74192504
could be a lot worse, friend

btw slovakia is cool

and to think if you were born just a few miles away you could have been in based Czechia

>>74192597
just as bad, but i live, 500 meters from Austria

I always get Slovakia and Slovenia mixed up.

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>best region that exists on Earth
Neither Tokyo nor California, Southern Brazil, Sydney or the pearl river Delta are in Europe

>>74192642
I was born 500 m from the Polish border, a few years after socialism ended in eastern Germany

On the other hand I was born in a fucking small town, 50 km away from Berlin

>>74192664
Slovakia has mountains and lot of castles

>>74192944
And we don't? :)

>>74192642
ever heard of freedom of movement? it's even easy to apply for jobs in vienna. Apparently you are only a 5 minute train ride away.

>>74192991
you are so smol i dont think you have lot of castles

>>74193017
but i will always be foreigner, and austrians dont like eastern europeans who immigrate

>>74192991
No. The combination of castles and mountains is what makes Slovakia a unique European country.

>>74193032
http://www.gradovi.net/list

Don't know how that compares to you.

>>74192504
you could be born a fucking leaf and you'd be shitposting and bitching about wasting every day on 4chan for the rest of your life

>>74192664
hey, that's my job.
next thing you tell me you confuse uruguay with paraguay??

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Born in New England
Move to old England