>tfw you were actually stupid enough to fall for the memes

The only things I know that happen in the Ukraine are war and child prostitution.

If Ukraine is real, then why the fuck is it stll outside the EU?

Get pussy

>>74187372
>The only things I know that happen in the Ukraine are war and child prostitution.
>and child prostitution.
Informed the relevant services, enjoy your van :)

>>74187318
>no sup
t. hohol

>>74187405
Same reason Norway or Switzerland aren't in it.

>>74187520
Not the same
Switzerland doesn't want to integrate into the union. Ukraine wants, but who will let them do it?

>>74187520
Really makes me wonder what that might be :D

>>74187768
You guys won't let them and they aren't bringing a lot to the table for the EU best option in my uneducated opinion is to split it up along the historical lines.

>>74187460
>knowing things exist is the same as doing them
You think I'm fighting in Ukraine too?

>>74187825
>in my uneducated opinion is to split it up along the historical lines.

Novorossya?

>>74187825
>You guys won't let them
How exactly? Putin stands between Poroshenko's and Merkel's desks and steals their pens so they can't sign up any documents?
You can't have such a major power as Germany or France and such a shithohole as Ukraine in the same economic union. The main reason EU is falling apart is poor countries in it, like Greece.

>>74187318
visit eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTP17rWuUMo