>tfw forgot to renew my humour licence for next month >ministry

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>>74182391

>>74182391
Aren't jokes outlawed in Germany since your leader made a failed one?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHT

>>74182505
Aren't jokes outlawed in Russia since Stalin?

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>>74182391
buy enough vidya to forklift virtually for a month a wait, then

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>>74182934
holy fuck is this real

>>74182745
they've executed an editor in chief of one paper for missing a typo. Sralin insted of Stalin. Sralin sounds like srat - to shit so it turns his surname into a pun.

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>>74182934
>be german
>get home from 10 hours of hard labor
>relax by working in a simulator

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>>74183009
of course

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>german humor is so bad that even projecting it from a neutral point of view by a german is still bad

>>74183126
>Single slot empty
Euro truck simulator?

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>>74183239

>>74183126
>new york taxi simulator
who the fuck would play that ?

>>74183239
kekaroo

>>74183295
Hey, that would be unironically fun, like, trying to drift in central park or killing passengers

German humor licenses cost half of regular humor licenses and 1/3 of Anglo ones

>>74183380
those simulators don't allow you to do that, the passerbys just jump away from the car to avoid it no matter what you do

>>74183549
as if a German would even try something as sociopathic as that, anyway. have you ever heard of Germans doing anything like that?

>>74183549
In ETS they were animated mannequins, but it was funny cuz they clipped inside the cabin.
And with a lot of skills and some mods you could pull some takumiass kansei dorifto

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>>74183616
>he doesn't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ

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>>74183733
not even finns are this unbelievably autistic

>>74183733
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KLAUS WTF IS WORNG WITH YOUR PEOPLE IS THAT WHY YOU STARTED THE JEWS THING, IT WAS ALL SO INNOCENT AND HAPPY

>>74183733
>gabelstapler causing final destination

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>>74183295
Plebs. London Cabby is the thinking man's taxi sim.

>>74183616
but maybe they are Greek (in Germany)

>>74183733
What the fuck. What is this?

>>74182391
Why do you have to lie? germans have no sense of humor.

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>>74183733
Okay, first time i've ever gotten a chuckle out of something coming out of germoney besides letting rapefugees flood their country.

You win this one.

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>>74182391
Pretend to be Polish or something for a month

>>74182934
Are some of those tractor sims? I'd totally a tractor sim

>>74182934
>>74183126
can germans honestly explain why they are such a work-oriented people? they don't even work that many hours yet their culture revolves around productivity.

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>>74188551
It's wierd how the body acts like a ragdoll from a Source game.

>>74188738
>they don't even work that many hours
Don't give them ideas please

>>74188738
We aren't obsessed with work we're obsessed with order. Germans stick to the smallest laws and regulations there are. That's why we're productive. If you tell us to work 5 hours we work 5 hours, if you tell Spaniards to work 5 hours they work maybe 2 hours. Remember the gut that waits at a red light although there is no car to be seen? That's every German.

>>74189016
We do the red light thing too

>>74189016
I work because I'm bored out of my god dam mind and getting paid to do nothing would be hell for me, right along shoveling shit for a living.

>>74189016
we actually work more hours, just not as productive due to shitty mentality and mediocre management

>>74182934
ARBEIT MACHT FREI

>>74183094
>hard labor
>current year
only retards need to work hard

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>>74182934
are they really that popular over there?

>>74190215
yes

>>74183733
what

>>74182391
Don't worry Hans, you can have some of my laughs even though the Norwegian to German laff exchange rate is kinda crappy

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>>74183733

>>74182934
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>74183733
>ThisCan'tBeReal.jpeg

>>74182934
CONTROL TOWER SIMULATOR Government Series
In-built logic system prevents you having ANY fun
Includes ALL NEW ultra-high res concrete textures

>>74189498
It's actually because our economy is tourism oriented instead of industry oriented, so the average work hour is less productive.