>Joke with German poster about re-unification >He snaps

>>74151664
>reee why are some people on the internet not acting the way i want them to
also, wojak belongs to /r9k/

>>74151842
It has nothing to do with how I want them to act.

It seems like Germans arent even allowed to discuss certain things in normal fashion.

>>74151842
>german autism strikes again
Can you guys not even try to act like real people?

>>74151664
do share some reunification jokes

>>74151987
>>german autism strikes again

Everyone on this board is autistic as fuck.
Why do you people always act like we are some sort of special snowflake?

>>74152081
>Why do you people always act like we are some sort of special snowflake?
No one post the kind of 'no nonsense-no fun' type things that Germans do.

>>74152081
Because at least other countries can have actual conversations instead of autistic spats

>>74152065
Germans aren't even allowed to talk about Nazis and crimes done by refugees are made silent.

WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE? ARE YOU OK?

If you need help just blink twice.

>>74151664
Was the Stasi as bad as it's claimed to be?

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>>74152148
Only when it comes to our own Country/history.

It's some kind of bizzaro patriotism.

>>74152182
We just know that the world is constantly mocking us so we always shit up these threads with autistic self loathing and cancer.

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my grandfather is German, I guess I inherited his autism because I try to have serious discussion all the time on /int/

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>Can you guys not even try to act like real people?
>WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE? ARE YOU OK?
>Because at least other countries can have actual conversations instead of autistic spats
pic

>>74151664
>Are the memes really true?
Ever heard about self-fulfilling prophecies?

>>74152379
>Only when it comes to our own Country/history.
It doesn't make sense, embellishment makes history fun.

>>74152458
>Ever heard about self-fulfilling prophecies?
i-is that a yes or no? The memes are true then?

>>74152510
>i-is that a yes or no? The memes are true then?
The memes are in an undefined logical state, they are only true if you want them to be.

>>74152632
>Is life even real?

>>74152632
>they are only true if you want them to be.
Are you under Hessian mind control?

Have the German psychologists warped your mind?

Blink twice if you need help.

>>74152703
*blinks twice*

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>>74152782
IM SENDING HELP

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>>74152813
>>74152782
>>74152703
b-but you can't blink through an imageboard...

Dumb amerilard subhuman

>>74152813
friendly reminder that a single Swedish submarine could defeat that fleet

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>>74152928
I evaluated this statement. It is true.

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>>74152977
Very friendly reminder that 1 US nautical drone could destroy the everyone Swedish submarine.

>>74153018
nope.

>>74153018
Very friendly reminder that Kim Jong-Un could destroy Los Angeles with a single nuke

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>>74153031
The drone will find your sub before you're in distance of our fleet.

>>74153057
>Kim Jong-Un could destroy Los Angeles with a single nuke
I will sleep well tonight.

>>74153057
>Kim Jong-Un could destroy Los Angeles with a single nuke
Imagine what he could do with 2!

>>74152928
>you can't blink through an imageboard
Its all fiber optic, use your imagination. You still have one right?

>>74153068
https://www.washingtonpost.com/video/national/north-korea-propaganda-video-shows-simulated-us-attack/2017/04/27/027a7f9a-2b46-11e7-9081-f5405f56d3e4_video.html

>>74153104
>Imagine what he could do with 2!
Destroy Los Angeles twice!

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>>74153182
>>74153221
He wont even be able to fire a missile anymore. If he does get it off the ground, we shoot it down with lasers.

Either way, US gets to go all out this time.

>>74153287
Why are Americans so serious they can't enjoy a joke? Are the memes really true?

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>>74153410
>Nuclear annihilation
>Joke
Germans really do have a funny humor......

>>74153481
American humour is roughly as bad as ours, the difference is that you're usually not aware of it

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>>74153697
>American humour is roughly as bad as ours
It really isnt

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>>74153481
Can't really take the scenario of a nuclear Holocaust in the current year serious 2bh.
It's that kind of weapon that is so overpowered that it's ridiculous.

>>74153697
you can't really compare them

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>>74153849
>Can't really take the scenario of a nuclear Holocaust in the current year serious 2bh.
>German
>Not taking something seriously
No need to worry, America is going to save everyone.

>>74153918
I can't really take anything serious anymore.

The world has proven to be a place of insanity where everything can happen.
And it can always get worse.
Ordnung was a mistake.

>>74154011
>Ordnung was a mistake.
Ordnung was impossible.

Anything is possible, thats why you must support Emperor Trump. A nuclear device could fly astray and hit Germany!

>>74154089
>A nuclear device could fly astray and hit Germany!
No laughing matter tbqh

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>>74154089
>A nuclear device could fly astray and hit Germany

but what if trump throws that bomb?

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>>74154115
>No laughing matter
I know!

Germany would neeever be able to defend itself from an incoming strikes.

>>74154133
>but what if trump throws that bomb?
If Angela Merkel keeps telling Ivanka what to say you might see that happen.

>>74154153
And?

no one would care anyway. A lot of people around the world would like to press that button.

>>74154337
>no one would care anyway. A lot of people around the world would like to press that button.
WHY ARE GERMANS SO SELF DEFEATING???????//

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???????????

>>74154596
proof me wrong.

The world hates us so we just go with it.

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>>74154632
Ivanka likes Germany.

honecker did nothing wrong

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>>74154801
I'll do you nothing wrong!

>>74151664
Because American jokes are terrible

>>74154719
Ivanka isn't the world and she is probably just pretending to make the USA look better.

>>74152458
kek

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>>74154856
>Ivanka isn't the world
She is a large part of President Trumps world.

Also, its true her job is to tell the world what they want to hear.

>>74152977
Friendly reminder that the a 60 year old airliner in <town name> can take out submarines with this one strange trick. (Navies hate it!)
>>74153057
Friendly reminder that he'd become an American hero if he did that.