My mission is to find a Swedish or Norwegian wife to take back

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Swedish women love Americans.

>>74147494
At what age do Swedish women desire marriage/babies?

It's easy :3

>>74147555
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>>74147555
Around 33.
It's not like you have a chance anyways. Most Swedes hate America and Americans. Norway is a little bit more America friendly, but still quite hostile. BTW the girl in the pic doesn't look Scandinavian at all.

Why would a scandinavian ever want to move to America

>>74147494
That's fucking disgusting

I don't even know chads that accomplish this, seriously I don't know any men that went 20 for 20.

These girls are having multiple casual sex partners in the same month I want to puke

The sluttiest girl I know of slept with 12-15 guys by the time she was 18 and she was notorious for it, but that seem to be the lower end of the spectrum

>>74147864
Better weather/less autism

>>74147869
Suburban or rural retard detected.

>>74147784
That's Elsa Hosk, a Swedish model

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>>74147864
They colonized my state.

>>74147941
Roastie detected lmoa

>>74147864
because normies in your countries are obsessed about american ""culture"" and you know it.
they want a rich american man to take them to usa and live like a whiny reality show bitch there

>>74147941
I live in Montreal, canadas biggest city. What's your point? Working class kids, suburban kids and rural kids are more promiscuous because they have less things to do but each other

>>74147784
>Scandinavians hate Americans
>Scandinavians are Ameriphiles

? Which is it?

>>74147929
literally no norwegians dream about living in america. Those days are long gone, probably ended over 30 years ago

>>74148055
Quebecs biggest city* which is far bigger than Stockholm

>>74147784
I'll just show them I'm not like other Americans and I can respect their culture and history and all that.

>>74147949
She's not an ethnic Swede. She's not even white. She's a finn.

If a girl fucks a guy at a party here that isn't her bf she is considered a slut

Why are scandis so degenerate?

>>74148079
>Literally
Huh? There's plenty of wealthy Norwegians with summer homes in California and who are working in Silicon Valley. People don't just emigrate cause of "Muh HDI" irl.

>>74148183
Thanks for the info, I shall now be including Finland in my search.

>>74148255
He's talking about working class Europeans having an idealized image of the us that has been shattered since Western Europe became nicer than America over the decades since ww2

>>74147452
Swedish girls love Americans

>>74148255
>summer homes

they have them all over the world, Thailand, France, Spain you name it

>>74148120
Here's a scenario:
>You are buying groceries.
>You need to buy sour milk or fermented herring or something.
>There's a girl that you're interested in standing in the aisle than you need to get to to buy the things you need.
What do you do?

>>74148317
That has more to do with ignorance than anything. Europe and the us are and have always been pretty muc on par when it comes to standard of living for the majority of their histories.

Besides, working class people haven't been the majority of immigrants to or from the US since the Great Depression, we mostly take in skilled immigrants with degrees or family here.
>>74148358
How does that refute my point?

>>74148448
You can't make such blanket statements about America and Western Europe. For the most part m, Americans have higher incomes and larger homes, but they also have longer commute times, more crime and no universal health care

There are pros and cons to both places and imo Canada strikes an excellent balance between the two

>>74148448
>How does that refute my point?
because they don't live in those houses, they just chill there for a few weeks now and then

>>74148526
>Canada strikes and excellent balance
Only problem is that Canadians live there

>>74148055
Enjoy the niggers

>>74147784
norwegians at least are massive ameriboos what the fuck are you on about

>>74148377
I would walk up to her and tell that she's looking very pretty today I'd help her carry her groceries. Women like a confident man.

>>74148183
>>74147784
how the hell can you tell her apart from non-swedes?

>>74148638
Montreal is 70% white, more white than most US states desu

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>>74148700
>"""White"""

>>74148638
Nice try, kike. Québécois are red pilled as fuck

norwegians are angloboos if that helps, but id bet on a swedish one considering that there are more of them

>>74148575
That still counts as living there senpai

>>74148526
>You can't make such blanket statements about America and Western Europe.

Where do you think we are faggot?

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>>74148079
rich and successful norwegians/scandies do, though.

pic related, your fellow conehead.

>>74148744
Yes Western European are strictly considered white by the entire world

>>74147452

Probably easier to get ones that are already here for work and school and want to stay. Why in the world would you want to stay in this country though? The standard of living, work conditions and health care are higher in Norway and Sweden.

I could see if you enjoyed big city life, which is great in the U.S., but you mentioned a townhouse so you're most likely in suburbia.

>>74148894
sorry anon, those days are gone. This ain't the 19th century.

But there are many americans on reddit who wants to move to Norway

>>74149230
I'm in the suburbs but not too far from a medium sized southeastern city. I need to stay for work.

>>74148640
You broke every rule. She would probably walk away from your as soon as you enter the aisle. If you speak to her, she would start running. You're supposed to go to an empty aisle and pretend to look for something while you wait for the girl to leave. This way, you can avoid the risk of social interaction.

We need the rules. Without them, we would have chaos. We would be no better of than your countries.

>>74149663
Why do you want a Scandinavian wife if you're just going to stay in the U.S.? Just sounds like a weird fetish.

Their culture is already a little similar to the U.S. or rather they're familiar with U.S. culture through consuming our media, so it won't be much different than dating an American or Canadian woman.

Your kids won't take to learning Swedish or Norwegian because it'd absolutely useless for them here and useless even going back to visit her country, because everyone speaks English there.

If you just like the stereotypical/fantasy look of Scandi women it's really easy to find that here in the U.S. There are couple of states that had large Scandinavian populations if you're serious about northern euro blood.

>>74150194
Quite simply I'm not attracted to any of the local women. They are morbidly obese with terrible attitudes and proudly ignorant. A Norwegian anon posted up a pic of average norwegian girls complaining they were too "chubby and plain" but I was very attracted to all of them. I love blonde women and they were all blondes. They also seem more polite and more intelligent which I value.

>>74147494
makes me angry and sad

>>74150694

Fyi They aren't natural blondes my dude. Most of them are brunettes and they dye their hair.

I get it Americans are fat but there are plenty of thin women to choose from here go to the right places to meet them. I guess good luck then.

>>74147452
Why? Most Scandinavian women are trash.

>>74150955
Yeah, and those women usually are as intelligent as a block of cheese with interests that include clubbing, alcohol, reality tv and not much else. Will demand a Christian grey millionaire, and will be a bitch to you if you don't fit her retarded high standards.

>>74151100
Because they're beautiful.

Why would a swedish girl want you over a local swedish chad?

Even setting aside the fact that swedes are pretty attractive so you're competing with some top tier men, he'll have an easier time communicating with her, making her laugh, etc. The exotic factor shit MAYBE would work for hooking up, but for a relationship you're going to lose out to local men every single time.

>>74151491
That doesn't make up for their shit tier social skills, terrible personalities, no real life skills/experience and no family feeling.

I'm not going to tell you not to, but just beware that it probably won't be what you're expecting.
At least they're open to training, so you have a slight chance if you push them without making them leave.

>>74151530
>local somalian chad

ftfy

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>2017
>wanting a Swedish wife

>>74151221
Oh okay you're a red piller

I'm being real with you, the pretty blonde Scandinavian girls are the same.

My advice to dudes who have your type of standards is always go for women that work in academia. It's really hard to find beauty and brains.

If you want more cerebral conversations and experiences get a woman that teaches, does research, or works in some stem field.

Mind you almost none of them look like models, If you can be content with an average looks you'll be fine.

Also they're independent thinkers, dudes make the mistake of thinking they'll date a brainiac and be able to ride roughshod over her and disregard her wants and needs because she's reserved and bookish, they're usually the ones to leave bad relationships the quickest.

>>74151530
Because Swedish males are very beta and shy. Girls like a more alpha man. Also I won't go for top tier model types just average Scandinavian girls.

lol this is like with indian and MENA guys going home for a bride and now whites hit up europe for one

>>74151867
Oh yeah I bet you're a real alpha posting on /int/.

I can literally guarantee any Swedish normalfag dude is more appealing to Swedish women than you.

>>74151881
good luck finding any norwegians who want to move to america

>>74148079
City-cuck, immigrant or both? Many Norwegians love America. I had five people in my class who studied in America, two of them still live there. The US is the most popular country for twelfth grade exchange students by far, it was almost three times as popular as UK (second most popular) in 2014/15. 4% of all Norwegian students studied in the US that school year.

https://www.siu.no/For-media/Nyheter-fra-SIU/Norske-elever-velger-USA

>>74147494
Degenerates

>>74151221
You've just described the average Spanish woman. At least USA is much bigger and there is plenty of good looking ones bc of that.

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>>74151949
Somalian Muslim refugee here. I first went to Sweden after getting my refugee papers approved. He's right, swedish men are very beta, well at least compared to Muslim men they might be considered normal in Nordic nations. I remember my first day arriving at the airport I was with my Turkish friend who was gonna show me to the local mosque and Islamic places, the moment I boarded the train, a group of blonde swedish wimmen like 5 of em like the one in OP's pic came to us and said if we wanted to come over to their place, my friend said yea lets go and we fugged them and became fuckbuddies. They didn't even want us to wear a condom and told us to cum in their pooossy. They ended up getting pregnant and became "Muslims" so they could come to our mosque on fridays and meet other alpha Islamic males. Honestly I don't understand why Swedes don't raise their kids right, like LMAO if my daughters were like that my parents would beat me for not raising them right, but over in Sweden they're considered "liberated". I ended up moving to America for a better job, and to raise a proper family in a place without swedish degeneracy. But it really gave me some insight on why wh*te people are so scared of us.

>>74152050
>exchange students

chill inbred... You know what living means right? Like stay there forever till you are no longer.. Fuck summerhouse and students or vacations, we are talking staying forever here.

But there are of course some rural inbred hillbillies such as >>74152050 who still lives in the past, but ordinary norwegians never talk about moving to america.

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>>74151771
I don't need models, the pic of Elsa hosk is just fantasy. I'm very much attracted average Scandinavian women like pic related.

I also don't need a STEM major just want a girl that's intellectually curious, that thinks about more complex things than just reality tv or going out drinking. I like free thinkers but I'd also like her to be somewhat race realist and definitely not feminist.

>>74152050
>4% of all Norwegian students studied in the US that school year.
It was actually closer to 2.5%, 4%, included all foreign countries.

>>74152364
Oh, you're that Bergen-autist.
Shan't be replying more to to bait.

>>74152398
nah Rogaland, but close enough

>>74147452
Your fat and unattractive

>>74152228
Shitty post even as a zany troll
Shart in marts were a mistake

>>74152535
inb4 you mention Rogaland inbreds. Yes there are lots of them here, fuck them ugly inbreds

>>74152393

Lots of Swedish erasmus students in SoCal, or so I've heard from American friends who live there.

>>74151983
I'm sure he'll find plenty of bitchs who'll live in a trendy city like NYC or San Francisco

>>74152659
>I'm sure he'll find plenty of bitchs who'll live in a trendy city like NYC or San Francisco

They are more than happy in Oslo with it's 40% immigrants, kebabs and carnivals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKruIQBctQU

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Norwegians are the biggest American dick riders in all of Western Europe. The end.

>>74152393
>I'd also like her to be somewhat race realist and definitely not feminist.

kek you're turning into a meme, I can see you're going to be single for awhile.

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>>74152393
>intellectually curious
>complex things
>free thinker
>race realist
TOP KEKEKEK beta cuck

>>74152817

This is weird, seeing this pasty skinned version.

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>>74147452
I wish you a happy marriage.

>>74152969
Rather be single than marry a trashy dumb whore, a feminazi or a hambeast.

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>>74153120
AYO WER DEM MONGOL WIMMEN AT

>>74153148
Left is a qt

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>>74153148
faked promo pic of a non-existing place
what is your point?

>>74153142

You missed the point, you're a weird extremist. Most young women don't want to date men like that, feminazi or not.

>>74147452
Go to Minnesota, they look just like them

> It's another American believing his chances are somehow better in another first world country

If you want attractive foreign women, then you need to go to the third world, since clearly all you have going for you is your wealth. If you can't attract local women, why do you think Scandi's would want you? What do you bring to the table that other local boys don't?

Why would a Scandi girl want to date or marry someone who isn't remotely familiar with their culture and customs. They likely live better lives than you do in America, so expecting some damsel in distress is delusional. Again, this only works in the third world, and the only thing you will have going for you is your wealth.

>>74152969
they guy obviously lives in outer space fantasy world.

>race realist and definitely not feminist.

well better move on then and stop dreaming about scandinavia.

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>>74153245
Me and my gf

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>>74153375
>2017
>not having a QT loli
>her response
It's like anime IRL

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>>74153375
Seriously, what the hell is this?

>>74147557
Underrated.

>>74148377
Go to the pasta aisle, and throw all the spaghetti onto the floor, because I'm such an autist I can't even into metaphors.

>>74153412

Hitler literally looks like the stereotypical picture of a Jew. What in the world were people thinking when they followed him into a crazy war.

>>74153493
>What in the world were people thinking when they followed him into a crazy war.
"If we go along we'll only have to kill one more at the end", probably

>>74147494
How do swedish women have sex with so many different men when any social interaction at all is subject to fines and house arrest?

Whats wrong with Finnish girls hmmmm?

>>74153540
Why would they fine refugees?

>>74153169
wtf? it could literally be a tranny

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>>74153493
The Anglo-Jews were the ones who attacked him first

>>74153550
absolutely nothing wrong
>tfw no qt finnish gf

>>74153489
>I'm such an autist I can't even into metaphors.
It isn't because you're autistic, it is because you are portuguese...

>>74153293
I can attract local women, I simply don't want them, they're either stupid and vapid or unattractive. None of which I find acceptable. And I would never go to the third world as I refuse to race mix. I don't expect a damsel in distress, I just want an average blonde semi intelligent young female.

>>74153540
Refugees, there's a Swedish app for refugees and swedish women where if a swedish women is horny she can find her local refugee to come fug her

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>>74153624
Who is this?

>>74153365
I don't need her to be full on stormfag. And it's perfectly fine if she's anti violence against women or thinks females should get an education for example. But I won't tolerate "vidya gaems are sexist" "mainplanin" "sex is always rape" tumblr shit.

>>74152393
>fantasy. I'm very much attracted average Scandinavian women like pic related.

And here you have your fantasy, Btw good luck with your race realism and anti feminism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YDt4z0fTk

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>>74153733
You're gonna be alone forever and die along and nobody will ever love you

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>it's another thread where scandinavians fantasize about getting cucked

Just rangeban these shitholes already.

>>74148061
Most are Ameriphiles, I was the biggest Ameriboo ever when I was a kid

>>74153755
that qt girl at 1:00

>>74153755
>all the male strippers are white
I can live with this.

>>74153842
what went wrong?

>>74153540
Tinder and nightclubs
I use neither wchic is probably why I've never scored ;_;

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>>74153755
>not a single refugee or Somalian
Literally racist, remove wh*tey now

>>74153939
but still a cuck

>>74153953
I grew up. No but seriously I still like the US, I just don't defend it as fervently and try to ignore its flaws like I used to.

It's funny, there is a slight anti-american sentiment but only among edgy teenagers at least in my experience, they usually wise up when they get older (and hypocritically post 50 gorillion pics of their vacation in the US on Goybook)

I remember getting butthurt when we were asked to describe the average American in high school and my classmates just responded with shit like "fat, dumb" and so on.

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>>74154095
good lad

>>74154095
>getting butthurt because someone insulted shart

>>74147452
swedes and norwegians are superior to us, what makes you think you can just order one of their women like a cheap russian sex slave? if you're a wagecuck like you seem to be, aim lower.

>>74147452
Better move to Sweden and Norway. Those countries have a better way of life than the yanks.

>>74154195
>swede/nordcucks
>not just degenerate cheap prostitutes you can order off the internet
You clearly have never been to Sweden or Norway
t. Somalian refugee

>>74152228
That wasn't even a funny pasta.
Work on your shit
2/10

>>74154213
That type of american would not survive in Scandinavia. He would probably turn even more nuts than he already is within a month

do Scandinavian women like aggressive men

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>>74154379
Yes, but you're probably not brown enough

>>74154393
lets say I was a CHI(i'm not though asking for a friend) and really aggressive do I have a chance?

>>74154318
American feminists are seen as a joke here, they are lightweights. Just the fact that they still talks about abortion shows how far back they are.

Scandinavian feminists are laffin all day long about american feminism

>>74154442
answer my question >>74154379 you cum skinned motherfucker

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>>74154428
Depends, just pretend to be a turk or have Islamic ancestry and just do what the Somalis/Turks do. Say you used to be a pirate/militant/mercenary and came as a refugee to goto school or something, and that'll add to your alpha points. Basically the wh*te wimmenz over there have never seen a real alpha male warrior and desperately crave one. Remember to beat then during sex and tell them that you're gonna give them a rape fantasy if you wana keep a wh*te wimmen as a fucktoy

>>74154481
no they would probably spit in your face and kick you in the balls.

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>>74154521
Only if your wh*te, just make sure to have brown skin and you can smack em on the ass and they'll all hop on your dick. Literally grab em by the pussy

>>74154521
i'd deck them in the face i'm not some norwegian pussy boy

>>74154549
actually a meme

>>74154559
they would probably hate you with a passion 2bh

>>74152228
how sad of a person do you have to be to write shit like this?

>>74154599
i thought they'd be into it since i'm guessing most norwegians aren't like that

>>74154645
Well I mean they are literal cuckolds so...

>>74154657
no, youd probably just be manhandled by some huge white knight

>>74154657
what you see in american movies about wimin fighting for the right to have their own life n shiet, well here they have it, it's not a movie here it's fucking real.

>>74154734
Tbh I'm 6'5" and play football. But it seems like from this threat that nordic women are massive whores and are pretty easy to fug, pump and dump as fuck toys

>>74154740
what does that have to do with them liking aggressive men?

>>74154752
thread*

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Black Muslim male here, how is racemixing viewed in the Nordic countries?

>>74154752
theyre whores, like every woman on the planet that aint kept in line

islam conquering us when

>>74154799
i live in the most diverse city and i rarely see a mutt
swedes might like it

>>74154867
Then allow me to diversify it a bit further for you and raise your daily chances of seeing a mutt.

>>74148079

you're fucking deluded I worked in Oslo and many would die to come here. There's absolutely nothing to do in Norway until you are in your mid 30s and want a family. OP wants to find someone before then and it's really easy to find a 20-25 year old bored Norwegian craving american cock

>>74158669
> craving american cock
from kentucky

>>74154559
You shouldn't hit women you fucking nigger

>>74157718
FOK JOU REEEEEEE

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I don't think you can compete with norwegian men tbqh

>>74158669
>it's really easy to find a 20-25 year old bored Norwegian craving american cock
bored sexually or activity-wise? are you implying that your flings in oslo just wanted different cock or did you do more fun activities with them?

>>74148183
>>74148316
>>74148659
Don't listen to him, he's just trying to ruse you to prolong the Swedish genocide