>Wasn't born in the US
CAN SOMEONE GIVE SOME WORDS OF COMFORT PLEASE
You can always shart in their honor
Or go look for someone to shoot you
>>74095860
wanna get a green card?
>>74095860
I think you'll be just fine
>>74095860
>Wasn't born in Scandinavia
Let's trade, I hate living here. Shit education, shit healthcare, shit politicians, obesity epidemic, and just all around too many stupid people.
>>74095953
*shoots you*
>>74096016
>implying sweden isn't full of dumb qucks
>>74096031
You better watch where you're pointing that thing, you understand?
>>74095860
Feel free to immigrate any time
>inb4 not a skilled worker
>>74096315
not dead yet... *shoots you again*
>>74096574
You gotta shoot me with a silver bullet, baby
>>74096405
>>74095925
it's far harder than you know, and will presumably get even harder under Trump
being born in Scandinavia and moving to US > being born in US
>almost certainly have more money than the average American
>probably have higher IQ
>can get free Swedish education
>can move here and be some badass engineer for even more dosh
>>74098371
also
>multilingual
>have dat exotic factor to slay burger pussy