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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
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>>74091284
this takes me back
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>>74091284
Same
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interesting. why don't we hear about this australia-nz rivalry in the news
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>>74091674
because it's one of the least relevant things in the world
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test
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>>74091284
>be Poo Peelander
>wake up next to your sheep getting fucked by a Maori
>"oi broo I'm gewing ewt to git sum fush n chups"
>ride a kiwi to the sheep farm
>get stopped by maoris
>they force you to do the Haka naked in front of your sheep
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the Ngarikikaiputahitamanuhiri people
>continue on your way
>fuck sheep all day so they can feed on the nutrients in your semen and develop shiny thick coats for sale to aussies
>go home
>get mugged by maories again
>no haka this time, give them some of your bottled sheep cum instead
>switch on the tv
>NZ cricket team lost to the aussies again
>"god hilp me, it's like sicond underiiiim bewl egin!"
>the NZ olympics team lost to Australia again
>lose to subhuman micks 40-29
>"m-mih rigby"
>http://www.scmp.com/news/china-insider/article/1442525/china-top-country-origin-fresh-new-zealand-immigrants
>"m-mih hibbits!"
>can't see what's happening, freshly sheared sheep wool blocking the screen
>go to australia, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-mih sewth islind, m-mih lird if the rings"
>don't get bitten by a spider
>have to live longer, suffering miserably in your chink-infested shithole
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>>74091284
ahahahahahaha
why do i find this so funny
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>>74091284
more of this new zealand
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>>74091284
>steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
It wasn't?
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>>74091284
>be dumb kiwi
>stubbornly refuse to kill yourself
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>>74091284
>wake up next to your sister
Better than waking up next to a sheep Kiwicunt
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